>How come you've never had a girlfriend anon?
>Don't you think it's creepy to be single all this time??
>>24806096
i-i-i've never tr-tried hehe
>how come you keep making these threads anon?
>don't you think its pathetic to be so unoriginal?
what a bunch of ugly whores
h-help
>having people care about you this much to ask you this sort of question
>>24806120
I'd sweat my balls off if I was asked why I spent all of my free time shitposting on a Cambodian goat herding forum.
>>24806096
They all deserve acid in their faces, srs
I haven't had a girlfriend in two years, and it's 100% because i'm ugly. People tell me I'm charming, charismatic, funny and smart, and yet every girls I meet just wants to be friends. It's because I have a recessed chin and no cheekbones.
Girls are shallow superficial cunts, and I guarantee that every little thing you're insecure about, they notice and ridicule you for it.
I'd make a fucking break for it and not stop until I collapsed from exhaustion
Lizzie why must you have such a faggot for a boyfriend.
>>24806163
Its more likely because you're an insecure faggot with no self esteem.
>I haven't had a girlfriend in two years
Meaning you've had a girlfriend.
lol fuck off
>>24806096
Shit I'd kill just to have girls talk and care about my social life like that.
The Chad smirking in the background always triggers me.
Just imagine being asked such a personal question and some Chad faggot living life on easymode is just waiting for you to embarrass yourself.
>>24806211
tru it's all about confidence BRAH
in all seriousness, ER did nothing wrong
>>24806096
Why is it creepy?
Because I just don't go for the first thing I can get?
Maybe I want a woman who can provide for us instead of the other way around.
what makes you think I'm straight? Maybe I like guys too. You should stop assuming things about me.
Do I ask you about your love life?
Here's the source on this pic if you wanna creep on any of these girls.
https://twitter.com/beckiicruel/status/578671845311963137
>>24806096
OOOH, now you care about my Stock investments. Well too bad, selling all of them tomorrow.
http://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-WMR-CA-Round-Classic-Waffle/dp/B00006JKZN/ref=lp_289942_1_2?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1449479253&sr=1-2
>>24806289
Honestly that's an odd way to see things. I'm tall, dark and handsome and as such would never be more than acquainted with an ugly person. Seeing someone who is essentially a lesser man by birth fumble is both amusing and gratifying. It's not deliberate, but on the other hand, it really does feel like you deserve a kick up the ass, like an incompetent worker.
>>24806096
Literally no one talks like this.
>>24806473
Kill yourself you Chad faggot. I hope you get raped to death by AIDS infected nigger dicks.
>>24806501
You've clearly never been around girls before.
>>24806514
Why are you so bitter? All I did was be born, same as you. I simply accept my place. We both could have done better or worse, so be it.
>>24806096
The one on the very left looks like she'd either be the craziest or the starfishiest fuck of your life.
>>24806620
Hhha SSHhed taked a load of the "cum" that's for shire;!
>>24806620
From her YouTube videos she seems kinda...Jessica Nigri-ish. The i'm " lol so randumb ;p" and spastic meme.
Her bf is some pudgy manlet.
>>24806756
>youtube videos
Who is she?
>>24806096
Because I never leave the security of my inner thoughts enough to talk to other people. I want someone else that I can talk personal with, but I've never let enough away to get there in normal conversation. I've never had someone whose truly gotten to know me and it's a struggle, not even my parents know who I am really because I've never felt secure enough around them to tell them anything.
>>24806096
gif related is my response
>>24806904
Eww maybe because you're a total psycho and you don't want anyone to know.
>>24806096
>tfw I got nervous just looking at op's pic and started avoiding eye contact with my computer screen
>well would any of you like to be my gf? no? OK then stop asking
>>24806096
komokjnikhb
>>24806405
Man, do they seem obnoxious...
I don't understand how the context can be built for such a scenario. The extent of my interactions with women (non-family) for my entire life has been standard courtesy and brief conversations.
For example:
>"Hello, my name is [her name]"
>"Nice to meet you, my name is [anon]"
>shake hands
>never talk to her again
>forget her name
Alternatively:
>"What is going to be on the next test?"
>"Single/multi-cycle datapath and pipelines"
>"Okay"
>never talk to her again
>never knew her name
If any of these girls asked me why I've never had a girlfriend, she would be the creepy one. How does she know I don't have a girlfriend? How does she know I've NEVER had a girlfriend? Even if you excuse that, why would she ask a personal question like that to someone she's literally never spoken to before?
It just doesn't make sense. If this happened, she should be the one feeling like an awkward creep.
"Why don't you jump off a fucking cliff, you vapid whores?"
>>24806405
>All of them are 'youtubers'
Nice.
Anyway post something I can write a funny reply to next time OP. And try to source your own images.
>few years ago when I was in Uni
>go out to a club with my normie friends
>they invite me up on the stage where theyre 'dancing'
>i do it
>some qt starts talking to me
>friends drag me off to another club
>a week later going to gym to get /fit/
>see girl I met at club
>"Oh hi anon, do you remember me? I came back and you were gone.."
>tell my friend I'll meet him inside
>give her a hug and exchange pleasentries
>"well, see ya later" as I head into the gym
>mfw years later I realise she was dtf
You can take the robot out of the autism, but you cant take autism out of the robot.
>>24806124
>implying you wouldn't smash given the slightest window
>>24806550
cause you got the luck of the draw
no shit its harder to accept the life of a NEET autistic faggot than that of a Chad
>>24806096
Holy shit this has happened to me before during a library meeting for my group project at uni where I was the only boy to try and save face I said I was gay...
It worked cause they stopped giving the creeper stare and suddenly were inviting me places to eat and super handsy, but it didn't cause they thought I was gay.
I am bi though still TKV...
>>24806096
>dat Chad harnessing speed force in the back
Kek
>>24806096
Biocunts are fake, dangerous and worthless.
>>24806096
>tfw Beckii's gang won't sexually abuse you
This guy got a qt YouTube famous gf and he's a fat manlet.
Why can't you get a gf?
>>24811764
her head looks like a soccerball 4/10 max
>>24806405
was creeping through their shit, because i have no life, and stumbled upon this
BTFO
>I'm religious, I'm saving myself
>>24811850
>4/10
Keep telling yourself that, memester
>>24806096
>she died 2 years ago in a car accident
WORKS
EVERY
TIME
since no one asked me yet
>>24811764
Yea, until some 6'2 Chad comes buy and gives her a little bit of attention and she gives him the fuck me hard eyes.
He is just a kek in the making anon.
>>24806096
who should ask me such things ?
i havent talked to anyone for months
>>24812144
Dubs speak the inevitable truth
>>24811764
same thing for Beckii Cruel actually, just look at this fatso with his faggot beard
>well, does any of you wanna be my gf?
>"n-no you're a good friend though"
>there you go
>>24812543
Man...so maybe we should all go after youtube qts?
I've never had a girlfriend because I don't consider every fuckface I meet to be worthy of me. All of you are pretty much average 5's in my mind except for that sweety in the back being a solid 6 *twink* (while smirking all the time).
Don't you think it's pathetic to feel required to get into a relationship simply for the sake of not being judged by society?
>>24812632
yeah but then once you have blown your load you have to put up with their shit
can you imagine how shallow the life of a female youtuber is?
I have had a girlfriend, unfortunately its been like 8 years since I've had one. Since then I've become a god at dark souls games and make money by having people watch me play. call it creepy but I'm making money by doing something I enjoy. Now can you say the same about working at fucking starbucks after getting that degree in psychology? because if we're just gonna sit around and toss comments around that go under the belt don't think I'm going to sit back and just take that shit without dealing it back.
>>24806096
>>How come you've never had a girlfriend anon?
Yo.you mean I have a chance?
>Creepy?
Define creepy.
>>24806096
It's that Beckii? i sort of recognize other girl but can't remember her name there all brits by the way some of them are weebs
>>24812728
>HONEY BOO BOOO DO YOU WANT TO BE ON MY NEXT VIDEOOO??
>She gets invited to several youtube reunions, potentially meeting chads like Coby Persin
>She can make a video telling lies about your sex life if you break up
I don't even care if you fuckers are virgins, you never stick your dick in crazy
>>24806405
>groups of stacys
more like group of weeb whores
>>24812543
>>24811764
because there actually real nice guys not fedora faggot like /r9k/ is
>>24812543
She looks like an ayyyyylien. How far apart can your eyes go?
![AFEQyF8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UGj1qG4.jpg "AFEQyF8[1].jpg")
>>24806096
2>1>5>4>the blurry guy in the background>3
>>24806096
Fuck off, I'm saving myself for my robot qt you meatbags
>>24813008
lens distortion, how does it work?
>>24812951
Weeb whores are just stacys with even more of a princess complex since they're surrounded by betas all day.
>>24812974
>falling for the nice guy meme
>>24806405
HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS WAGAMAMA WHEN I SAW IT WHAT THE FUCK
>>24813041
Oh man look at this white knighting faggot.
Hey you got a crush on that ayyyylien bro?
You mad?
>>24813148
>vintage bait from 2009, mint condition
you're quite the odlfag dude
>>24813204
I like my b8 how I like my pussy senpai.
>vintage and in mint condition.
>>24812110
best advice on this board so far
>>24806096
>How come you've never had a girlfriend anon?
Never went out of my way to try and get one.
>Don't you think it's creepy to be single all this time??
No, not particularly.
Any other asinine questions?
>>24806096
>Don't you think it's creepy to be single all this time??
It's pure suffering is what it is.
>>24806096
>Im afraid of girls laughing at my small penis
>No I think its humiliating.
Well then any of you want to be the first?
WHY DO WOMEN IN THESE THREADS ALWAYS DESCRIBE EVERYTHING AS CREEPY?!
>>24806096
>Don't you think it's creepy to be single all this time??
what the fuck does this even mean?
>I'm gonna be honest with you family. I spent the better part of a decade jacking off to the most perverse porn imaginable, shitposting about women and liberals on a neonazi basket weaving forum, and doing nothing
>>24811764
Wait, is that the kid from "2 and a half men"?
>>24810505
Meanwhile, I with
>seclusive tendencies
>socially awkward
>strong addiction to mild pornography
>suicidal thoughts
>never romantically involved with any woman while being 26 years old virgin
don't feel like a complete winner either
Food for thought, a lot of divorces are initiated because the husband has addiction to hardcore pornography and is not interested in his wife, alienating her in the process, neglecting the physical contact, cuddling, kissing, hugging, and all that jazz meant to release oxytocin in both people. Maybe that is why these women are so vengeful. It does not make any sense, why would she be preparing for lifetime commitment is she planned to hijack it along the way?
Now some women might ride on dopamine reward system which gives them the fix every time they have sex with someone exceptionally attractive, but then again, this is coupled with so broad interaction, that porn that men use is almost like an electrode in the brain, and sex is like a chemical with complex effects.
But then again, I might be biased on the issue since I found out that my porn addiction effectively has been ruining my life until now.
But then again it does not have to be porn, it could be alcohol, or drugs what might be a contributing factor to divorces.
But then again, what a heretical thought to think that it is the woman's whim that initiates divorces. Maybe the divorces could be prevented by both partners preventing and treating possible addictions that cause them to neglect the other partner. But this requires certain level of maturity in both people.
>"Haha, Anon why are you playing a 3DS in public?"
>>24806405
I wonder if they ever just have huge lesbian orgies. That's what I'd do if I was a qt girl with a bunch qt girl friends.
>>24806096
gib de pusi b0ss
>>24812543
nah that guy is in a band though
remember
girls like social status
bands
youtubers
theyre FAMOUS
youre not
thats the fucking reason man
>>24815853
why would they questioned that they play 3DS too also get out of here gaben you fucking shill
>>24815925
still she could afford a way hotter guy who's in a band too
>>24806096
I don't get why I'm sitting at a table with a bunch of stacies in the first place. These threads need a more realistic backstory :^)
![justin-p.j.-trudeau-e1317067148945[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Tjqq7ci.jpg "justin-p.j.-trudeau-e1317067148945[1].jpg")
>>24811764
Holy shit he looks just like le 2015 weed man
>>24806096
Nah,
it's creepy to hope from one dick to the next without a break...
>>24813252
And 2009
>>24812110
take note people.
not only will they never ask again, you also score sympathy points.
>>24806163
>Girls are shallow
Lower your standards you shallow fuck.
>>24806096
Why am I being held accountable for a decision that's out of my hands entirely? Women are the selectors. Not me.
>>24808444
>mfw years later I realise she was dtf
what makes you think that?
>>24806096
Good thing I would be the guy back there
>>24810505
>actually believing this
>actually believing any of the things in that pic
>>24812728
>you have to put up with their shit
says who? I'd just tell her to GTFO afterwards
>>24816252
it really isn't, desu
>>24808444
shut up you hypocrite
>>24816034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKEoMWMzv58
i mean she seems to like him
good for him
but eh she lives in the isle of man
prolly not a lot of chad guys in bands there
>>24806096
I-I like d-d-d-ick...
>>24806096
>Don't you think it's creepy to be single all this time??
Not any more creepy than people who can't stand to be alone or single. Which is practically the majority of society.normie freaks reeee
>>24816748
not bad for a highschool band
>>24816845
yeah, i have her added on snapchat
whenever she posts about him its mostly good stuff
they go to like malls together and amusements parks
lol
sorta jelly desu
>>24806378
anon, your power level, it's showing.
>>24806620
>>24806829
This. She looks kinda interesting.
>>24806096
I'm gay, fucking bigots.
>>24816881
must be so weird to have your girlfriend on wikifeet
Clarababylegs' fat boyfriend makes me weep
>>24816957
See>>24811764
Literally just read the thread
>>24817207
nevermind, I spoke too fast, they're not together anymore
apparently he fucked a 13yo behind her back and she left and said she was only with him for the money
that's a lesson we can all learn here tonight brothers: if you're a fat neckbeard and your gf is a hottie, you should ask yourself some questions
I've never been interested in a relationship, judging someone for being independent is more creepy.
![Reaction-pic---Crying-meme[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NMhC4qF.jpg "Reaction-pic---Crying-meme[1].jpg")
>>24817447
>tfw a fat neckbeard got PTP and you didn't
HOW?
>>24806096
>it's creepy to be single
I KNOW THIS IS BAIT BUT
FUCK OFF
SLUT
HANG YOURSELF WITH CHADS CONDOMS YOU FUCKING ENTITLED DEGENERATE WHORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24810505
I'd go with Drinking Problems, then I'd have a gf and could get still drunk whenever I wanted with no bitching.
>>24806096
>How come you've never had a girlfriend anon?
How come you've never asked to be my girlfriend if you're so concerned, bitch?
>Don't you think it's creepy to be single all this time??
Who are you to decide that I shouldn't go without sex?! STOP RAPING ME!
>>24817207
she looks like a less attractive but bigger boobed Mackenzie Davis
>>24806096
>tfw I pass as a normie well enough that the first question is a realistic one for me
>tfw pretty sure I've been asked it before
>tfw still no idea what I'd say, other than stutter out something like "I h-haven't wanted one"
It's odd, really. I've had a fair few girls soak themselves at the thought of me ~cus so deep~, but never really picked up on it. I friendzoned one almost without realizing. Guess I'm just not very good at seeming flirty when it's to do with girls I see IRL.Meanwhile I erp every so often.
>creepy to be single
Lol, someone would actually say this. I wonder what it sounds like inside of a dumb person's mind. Probably like a broken violin being played by a goose.
>>24819274
don't forget all men are considered closeted pedophiles now, so yeah being single for a long time is very suspicious and means you stroke it to CP instead of dating
>>24819435
>implying there's anything wrong with those things
>>24819435
You're either trolling or you actually are mentally ill. Chill senpai
I don't think women could ever understand the intrinsic value of being alone, considering that women are almost never alone and when they are alone they constantly complain about how lonely they feel.
Women can never understand the ronin lifestyle, the life of a modern clanless samurai wandering the countryside living and dying by the blade. It's impossible for women to understand what it means to find solitude and peace in being one with oneself. Salvation does not come from reputation or status, but through dedicating oneself to a single craft and becoming the master. At one point or another, the best samurai across the land have set aside all others in order to achieve mastery of their swords.
There's a reason why so many men have sacrificed so much of their lives to achieve greatness while most women have yet to accomplish anything of importance. The only true female ronin that comes to mind is Amelia Earheart, who dedicated her life to flying.
>>24806405
god i love this place, thanks anon
>>24820136
I thought the pic was making it quite clear
I know /r9k/ is autismland but damn...
>>24817109
She hates footfags tho
http://youtu.be/t3LqPMvY0zY
>>24820359
of course she does, she's a fucking millennial she gets offended at every fucking thing
>>24820411
Hating something =\/= being offended by it
>>24820459
well you're contradicting yourself anyway, she doesn't say she hates footfags in that video
No I don't? Forcing a relationship would be creepy.
Well, ladies, you'd know the answer if you realized the sheer number of hoops men like me (that is, average-quality men) have to jump through for but a speculative shred of hope of a chance of a possibility of a message reply, let alone a first date, with a grotesque, entitled, void-of-ambition, void-of-personality, ambulocetus girl who likes "netflix and chilling", who has already dated a more attractive man than me, who expects me to lead all conversations, who expects me to initiate all events, who expects me to pay for everything, who has all say over when we have sex, and who probably fantasizes about Chad Thundercock and will divorce me after living together for three years ("common law marriage") whereupon she can go straight to the bank with her alimony-subsidized life and receive ample support from other grotesque women who reaffirm that she's "better than me".
>24820583
>what is subtext
>>24820665
holy shit, my autism meters are off the charts
>>24820758
>being
>this
>new
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>24811861
special snowflake btfo by based dad
>>24820287
I like this post anon and I like you. Very inspirational.
>>24806096
>22
>just lost my virginity this year
>never had a gf
FUUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK. I only lost my virginity due to tinder, but now that im not on a college campus my tinder game is abysmal.
>and i'm unemployed living with my parents
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>24820665
this was pretty good desu
I enjoy your observations, friend
>>24817447
they both got what they deserve
>>24820287
this is the best post i seen in weeks and the best in this board currently
heres a rock
I hate how there is no answer to this question.
You can't explain either way. You can say "Well, girls don't like me" but it will just lead to a discussion of why you are worthless or not trying hard enough.
It's not a really question as much as a finger point. "Hah! This guy doesn't have a girlfriend!" FUCKING NORMALSLIME NEED TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24806163
You sound nice enough. Can't believe no one would want to date you.
>>24815881
Oh god ew, what a creep.
>>24822292
That's a mineral bro
>>24806096
GRILLFIEND,
WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY,
WHO IS TALKING SO LOUD :D?
>just keep staring at the table with an expressionless face like I was to begin with
>say "girls don't find me attractive" in a dead voice
>continue to stare at the table after the awkward silence commences
>if one of them says something like "that's ridiculous" or "omg that's not truuu", just get up and leave
>don't look at them
>never look at them
>looking causes desire
>just get away
>go back to my room
>hide
>be forgotten
>take comfort in the lack of judgment and expectations
>be at peace
>>24806096
Why do they look so weird. Especially the right and left one
Tell them I'm not attracted to anyone
>>24806120
>he actually got triggered by it right away
jesus christ anon at least try to pretend you have a brain
>>24811764
He looks like a massive kek. Wait till she meets some chad who's paying some attention to her.
>>24806163
>They all deserve acid in their faces
>because OP used their picture in conjecture with a made up scenario
you need to be in a fucking insane asylum, seriously this is why you'll die alone and miserable
>>24825658
install gentoo
*tips*
>>24806096
Since I've always been single I didn't even realize how creepy it was. How about you show me how to not be creepy?;)
>>24808326
>It just doesn't make sense. If this happened, she should be the one feeling like an awkward creep.
He's right you know, I've been around girls who have actually known that I was a virgin and never had a girlfriend, none of them ever brought it up after the time I told them.
>>24806096
>>How come you've never had a girlfriend anon?
I don't know. I never really cared, I guess.
>>Don't you think it's creepy to be single all this time??
No, not at all. Who cares?
>>24807441
>Tfw I'm on 4chan, and its 3 in the morning
>>24806096
The longer we go without a gf, the lonelier we become.
When you've never had one at all, you find ways to cope with the lonelyness, however, and you may not notice it yourself, this makes you kinda weird and creepy in the eyes of others.
When you reach 30 and you're still a no-gf khv, you just don't function right in a social setting anymore. Your mechanisms to cope with the extreme lonelyness has ruined your personality (and most likely your physique) to the point where no female will ever want you.
Once you've become a wizard, there's no turning back. You will become the creepy old man in his 50's in the creepy house or smelly apartment that mothers warn their kids to stay away from. Unless you drink yourself to death first.
>>24806163
>had a girlfriend in two years
>in two years
FUCK OFF FUCKING NORMIE FUCK, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING RECESSED CHIN CHAD CUNT SLUT FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
