Craigslist casual encounters thread. Share your experiences.
>>24803407
Ads and a few gay guys who didn't know what M4W means
>>24803446
>few gay guys who didn't know what M4W means
Same. I wish someone would meet a few of them and punch them in the face. It will be a lesson in learning when to fuck off.
>>24803407
I gave up on Craigslist when it was taken over by fags ,literal fags, who kept demanding I download KIK
>live in the middle of nowhere
>only postings on any nearby craigslist are from the same ugly, middle-aged, HIV+ crossdresser
wake me up inside
>>24803472
What's wrong with kik? It's better than giving some stranger your phone number.
>>24803471
I dont wish them violence. Some kept pushing for it (one offered 80 bucks to suck my dick) and others are pretty cool about it. And if they all weren't 30 to 40 year old men, maybe id be down
Usually scams or really expensive girls. One time there was a girl that was legit looking for a free hook up, but she got one look at me and said "Haha no."
>>24803692
Damn that's ice cold.
Told some late 30s early 40s posting in platonic only I would give her 20 dollars to suck my dick
She agreed and when we met she started crying while doing it but I told her to keep going, came in her mouth, she didn't swallow, and I took off without giving her any money
>>24803532
its an app that serves no purpose other than to chat with people who are too paranoid to give me their number, they aren't going to reply either way but with one I'm forced to down load yet another piece of shit I don't need and the other I can just forget about
and then 10 min later someone else will ask me to download snapchap, and do the same thing
>>24803861
>people think KIK is a good idea to download
both are pointless, Craigslist AUTOMATICALLY anonymizes the sender and receiver of emails with a CL-code, so why not just correspond via email?
Do you not know how to check you email on your phone? For fucks sake some people.....
I put an ad up on Friday and I swear I think one of my mom's friend's gay friend hit me up. I only think because they say he like to brag about his head game, and the guy who hit me back did just that. Didn't do anything though, don't need my mom knowing her hair dresser blew her middle child
>>24803839
Yeah kind of a weird point in my life
Knowing she had bad enough financial problems that she was willing to suck dick for money and was clearly new to it by the crying made my dick diamonds
The trick is to go to the strictly platonic sections, and get a real woman there. You put in a little work and you will get laid that same day.
>>24803407
Sucked quite a bit of dick
>>24803992
Women are too stupid to know what they want.
>>24803992
I am interested how do you go from "Looking for life partner" to "LEts fuck" in the same day.
Do you just say "hey I know you want strictly platonic but here's muh dick"
Or do you have to play them into thinking you actually like them then leave them?
>>24804124
The latter. just give them a decent "date" that doesn't come off as creepy. These woman are just as lonely and need any attention. They just don't say it outright to come off as a "slut or whore". CL used to be great before 2011 before the bots and prostitutes took over.
I've fucked about 30 women using cl, mostly wives that their husbands want to get cuced by a guy with a bigger dick or want to try a threesome. I've posted my escapades here before
>>24804184
inderasting... I mean as long as I don't lead them into thinking I actually want to end up with them being my life partner I guess it's not immoral
Do I have to lead them into thinking that? Or can we simply be friends then let things get sexual?
>>24804192
>go to mw4m
>majority are old white women who look like a wreck or fat whales looking to get fucked
>>24804184
or
>hur durr I'm creating a kik but only for Chicagoland teens (obvious pedo attempt) to cum n chat
>>24804221
You can be FWB if they are fine with it. Just do something slow at first if you end up at her or your place. For example, getting closer to her and rubbing her thighs and going in for a kiss. The worst that happens is she tells you to fuck off and you never see her again. Plenty of over women out there who would be down for it.
>>24804233
Depends, you can sometimes get some good ones
>be ages 21-22, straight acting but obviously in the closet/bisexual
>get horny, toss up an ad saying how i'm a submissive young bear that wants to deep throat and swallow loads
>usually get 5-10 responses, mostly flakey idiots, but sometimes cool dudes, often too far for me to want to drive out
>typically am only interested if its an older guy with a nice house where I can go and suck his cock
>I suppose the fantasy of sucking off an older married guy is a turn on
>Have sucked off 3 guys, all married men in their 40-50s that live in nice areas
>Immediately regret it after and get grossed out for a couple months until the urges return
Been a couple months since the last one, guess whos browsing m4m ads late at night again?
>>24804288
You better not be tricking me mister
sounds like a plan
>>24804233
Just a bunch of old fag tries to outsource the seduction of his arrogant hamplanet bitch to desperate college kids
>40 years old
>obese but head is cropped out
>refuses to shave
"Hello there, I'm looking for someone to fuck my wife,we've talked about this before but she doesn't know I will set it up. So shhh! You must meet us at a bar and use your skills to seduce her and get her number first, send me a pic of your face so I can decide if you will meet her standards, but I won't show you hers. These are my rules and you must respect them!
I am real, the Seahawks are 7 and 5!"
>I'm too spineless to actually doing this but fap to all you youngn's pics
>>24804393
I've had that exact scenario and then he never responded...
fugggg
>I'm 26 white sexy lady. I can suck ur dick and give u my puss better than anyone u ever been with. Let's chat my personal g(~)mail ;;Whitelotus364;;
Who the fuck is falling for this dumb shit? I just got an email like this and can't believe CL hasn't found a way to get rid of this crap.
>tried using craigslist to indulge my fart fetish
>dont get any serious replies
am I too weird for CL? I just want a dom to fart on my face
Kinda debating on whether or not to re-up an ad, even though im on the come down from a cold , and its 1 AM
>>24804430
Me neither. If he just said come by and fuck her fine; but it's hard enough for me to flirt with girls that are actually hot on the off chance they might just maybe be in the mood touch my dick for a second with your supervision.
Maybe if your wife wants to feel sexy again she should stop eating five of these for every meal.
>>24804550
Girls don't want to feel unclean, they want to feel sexy or juvenile
Farts are icky, also what if you're ugly? She only wants to fart on handsome faces....
>>24803407
I hooked up with a guy for my first gay sexual experience.
>met up in his car
>ride around to find a spot to park so we can fuck
>can't find one
>so tell him to let me drive while he sucks me off he says okay
>I have to stop him because I'm to nervous driving his car in my town while getting sucked off
>go home
>go to work later that night
>message him that night see if he wants to fuck at his place that night
>he says yes
>drive my pos car to his house
>we start watching porn
>I'm hard fuck his ass for a little bit but lose borner
>his ass was nice but I jerked off earlier so couldn't stay hard
>take dick out of his ass
>he starts giving me a hj as we watch porn
>then starts giving me the best bj of my life
>moan and stuff
>cum in his mouth
>felt so fucking good
gay guys are the best at giving head.
>>24804683
comfy story
this thread made me wanna check cl for a hookup and I emailed a girl using my personal email instead of my throw away one fuck.
