>tfw you sit on your desk chair butt-naked
>get up and find you left skid marks on it
fuck this life
>dem cum stains
I can only imagine what that chair smells like
>>24802597
This is what anal sex does to you
>>24802597
Wow I would love to see what someone like you looks like.
What's your diagnoses?
>>24802641
>What's your diagnoses?
not a normie.
>>24802597
wipe your ass and clean your seat
>>24802597
I can fucking smell it via picture
what the fuck man
>that halfway point where your shit and cum meet
wipe your fucking ass you degenerate. even half the autists on here know how to do that
>>24802597
Speaking of which,
Has anyone here ever purchased a good chair online?
>>24802597
you have lost the right to sit unprotected on an unprotected cloth seat.
you should switch to a vinyl chair or at least put a plastic cover over it. Also, you may want to put an underpad on your chair (and probably anywhere else you sit).
Also, it might be time to consider wearing a diaper or protective underwear.
come on man
i sit on a fucking white blanket naked and it is fucking spotless
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>24802597
>people who sleep naked or sit on chairs naked
>>24802918
maybe because you're a fucking normie piece of shit?
is the front part cum? if it is how the fuck did it get there? ball stank dried out and solidified?
>>24802936
eyy i'm not a normie i just shower daily
>>24802800
Pretty sure it's not a matter of wiping, that looks like anal seepage. OP destroyed his asshole.
>that guy who literally always smells like fresh liquid shit
>talks about ponies and furry
>>24802597
that's why you wear pj pants and are only butt naked when you fap.
>>24802991
>that looks like anal seepage. OP destroyed his asshole.
h-how does this happen?
>>24802936
Wiping your ass does not make you a normie. Or does your mum still have to wipe for you?
>>24802933
I don't usually do this, but if I've just showered and just washed my sheets... nigga you better believe I'm sleeping nakeys.
Am i the only one that always gets skid-marks in his briefs? i mean what the fuck. I wipe properly, shower, work-out, wear clean clothes, and am thin.
>>24802933
>not free balling every chance you get
>>24802597
wipe your arse you fucking dirty cunt
>>24803017
dragon dildos desu
>>24803017
probably from repeatedly shoving large things in there...
or from high impact sexual violence.
>>24802825
Yeah, on one of them local buy/sell/trade FB pages I put out an offer of around $40 if they could deliver it.
>>24802597
holy shit m8 that well and truly is absolutely disgusting, you gotta wipe better goddamn
What is it with this board and shit?
>>24803089
Redundant post anon
>>24803116
we love it you should know this by now.
>>24803116
This board is shit
wtf op
>2015
>not owning a bidet
Look, it's literally under 30 bucks on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW/
Spend some of your monthly NEET bux and buy yourself one, you disgusting piece of shit.
>>24803089
>high impact sexual violence.
I love this phrase.
>>24802597
jesus, either shave your ass or get baby wipes. I've been on my bed naked for 2 years and im not that filthy.
>>24802597
Is that dried sperm?
>Americans still don't use bidets
I can't imagine having sex with people who don't regularly use bidets. It's just....ick.
Your country is so assbackwards, literally.
>>24802597
This is why I always wear an absorbent sanitary napkin and a pair of diapers.
No muss, no fuss.
>>24804322
The second I get a place of my own I'm installing one of those. I actually shit before I shower and spray my ass with a detachable shower head. How inconvenient.
>>24803116
POO POO PEE PEE POO POO PEE PEE poooooo poooo peeeee peeeee
i keep farting constantly help
>visit fatass friend's house
>sit in his computer chair
>what the actual fuck?
>he's so fat the back rest is broken and about to break off completely if you lean on it
>the cushion has been compressed completely
>it's basically a bar stool on wheels
>get up
>press hand against cushion to see if it'll fluff up at all
>no luck
>my hands smell like his ass and shit
It was a terrible experience and I don't know how anyone can live like that.
>>24804501
have you tried farting from your mouth instead of your ass anon?
I feel like you are the type of person who could benefit from a bariatric chair. I would also suggest that you put a plastic/vinyl cover over it or find one/have one customized to have a plastic/vinyl surface instead of cloth.
>>24802933
Who the fuck doesn't sleep naked?
I sit at my desk naked too
Honestly I only ever put on clothes if I'm leaving my apartment. Keeps my laundry costs down.
>>24805212
You don't wear pajamas to bed?
>>24805397
No
I can't sleep with any kind of pants or shorts on. It triggers my autism.
I only wear a wifebeater to bed. No bottoms. I'm laying in bed right now and it's what I'm wearing.
I haven't washed my sheets in two months.
....is this normal? I literally thought most people slept naked.
>>24804708
My sides are gone, thanks mate.
>>24805524
I used to do that, I even slept on a bare mattress for a few months before I finally got some sheets and a mattress protector again
>>24802936
>not leaving skid marks on whatever your ass touches now makes you a normie
>>24804708
>>24804501
KEEEEEEEK
My sides are destroyed. I literally got tears in my eyes. I swear it's threads like this that keep me alive. God fucking bless some of you, lord knows I would have fucking an hero if it wasn't for some of the shit some of you bots say. You niggers are the closest thing I got to family or friends.
>>24806055
>>24805549
What the fuck. How is that shit even remotely funny
>>24806055
This ones actually pretty funny nvm i didnt see this one
>>24804501
