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>I don't understand how anyone could be depressed.
>Life is amazing.
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>I'm gonna get turnt this weekend

honestly heard some dude say this in class last week.
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>I'M ONE OF YOU SEE! XD
>LE EPIN BLACK PILL!!!
>WATCH ME SHILL MY JEWTUBE VIDEOS!
>UPBOAT DIS GUISE!!
>I'M GUNNA KILL MYSELF, FOR REAL THIS TIME!!! XDDD
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>>24802316
I know a girl that says shit like this. I flirt with her on Facebook and she flirts back but he wont ever do anything with me. Even though I i'm doomed to fail I keep trying because baby has some serious back.
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>>24802345
Eggman is a normie Chad now
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YASSSSSSSSSSSS, I'm gonna upload this pics of my beer and food on snaphchat. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Why don't you just go out and make friends?
You're depressed? How about you just cheer up! Do things that make you happy!
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>>24802345
heh good one

I wish Eggy would stop trying so hard to be a normie. It's depressing.
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>Suicide's a permanent solution to a temporary problem!

murder is my only solution upon hearing this
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>"Those digits on your bank account screen shouldn't determine how you live your life."

Those digits determine if I'm able to eat food every day and if I have shelter at the end of the month.
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>>24802559
>Hey man...money isn't everything.

That's why homeless people are so well respected.
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>If you are suicidal then you should just go fuck up ISIS

If I had that kind of idgaf attitude, the last thing I am fucking up is the enemy of my enemy
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>>24802121
most normies i know are closet /r9k/ers who are too afraid of being judged as being out of the norm and so never express their true opinions
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>>24802639
edgy anon, ,


very edgy.
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>>24802547
I usually just say "yeah I suppose my life is temporary."
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>>24802559
>paying your own bills

GET OUT NOORRRRMMMMIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
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>Talent doesn't matter!
>it's all hard work man! :^) just work hard! just keep working! WORK SLAVE!

Yeah, sure.
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>>24802121

that guy is handsome, no homo
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>>24802547
All of those temporary problems like chronic illness and inter-generational poverty, right?
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>>24802753
>Girls don't care about looks, bro.
>JUST be confident
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>>24802547
>life is a temporary problem
Didn't know the normies were capable of such Nazi level cynicism. Next thing they say "Suicide macht frei"
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>>24802777
>go outside
>see couples walking around
>every man who has a gf is 9/10+ 8ft tall with muscles and a ferarri
>see no average looking men or men with flaws who have girlfriends
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>you like that girl right? Ask her out!
>i already have
>oh cool what did she say?
>nothing she looked at me in disgust amd turned away
>oh man you just need to be confident!
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>OMG i drank sooooo much last night
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>>24802753
haha, I wonder if he is into guys for fun

like as a joke

haha
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>>24802865
So, if you took a 5/10 and an 8/10 with the same confidence level and they both approached a girl, you're saying they'd have an equal chance of getting her?
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>why don't you drink?

>let's go get food after work

also some plz sauce this pic
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>>24802970
This is the most autistic question I've ever seen.
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>>24803004
If you've been on 4chan for more than a month, I doubt this is true.
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>>24803024
Then its the most autistic question I can think of having seen recently.
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My old roommate once said

>if depressed people can't see how beautiful life is they should just kill themselves

Kinda puts their opinion of the mentally ill into perspective
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>>24802994
>why don't you drink?

Normies have gotten legit angry at me for saying I don't like to drink. Shit bewilders me. Why would you even care if someone likes to drink or not?
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>>24803118

They think that you think that you're better than them.
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>"There's no such thing as talent, it's just hard-work!"

Your life
Just end it
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>>24803100
hahahahaha

Wow. That's fucking retarded. God, I hate normies. Do they actually think depressed people enjoy being miserable all the time? And they wouldn't just magically stopped being depressed if they could?
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>>24803118
Everyone looks at me with a face and goes "Why," and THEN they say they admire/respect that.

Then why the fuck do you drink you fuckwad?
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>>24802316
wait is that seriously weird to you?

He's simply expressing that it's been a hard week so he's going to drink this weekend.
Why is that so weird for you?
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>>24803218
because it's fun but also bad for you? is that hard to understand?
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>>24802728
its true. talent isnt real.
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>>24803118
It's a universally fun activity.

Honestly the people I know that don't drink all suck.
Their personalities are bland and they don't like doing anything exciting.
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>>24803203
Yes, that's what most normalfags think depression is.

People who choose to be sad and miserable.
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>>24803272
Yes. Being sober is incredibly fun.

What kind of boring loser needs to put small amounts of poison into themselves to have fun?
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>>24802121
My life sucks yet I'm not depressed, I'm kv and have no friends since 6 years. So I can understand why some people might not understand it.

I guess it all boils down to genetics and maybe diet. Highly autistic males like me are just high on autism
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>>24803195
its true you dipshit.
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>>24803203

The best part of it was he was a 3rd year psych major who did patient intake for a professor who was doing a case study on students with clinical depression. You'd think of all people he'd be more understanding, but nope.

I was completey dumbfounded when he said that to me.
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>>24802509
Lol what? But he is one and has always been one. The only problem he has are his bad looks, when you consider that and the fact that he's still mentally sane then he gotta be pretty fucking mentally strong, a quality only a few such as alphachads have.
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>>24803295
dfnoufsoifdndf
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>>24802823
>>24802547
>hur dur there's no way I can fix my problems
You sound like whiny stubborn 12 year olds, fucking manchildren kill yourself.
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>>24803303
My life isn't bad but I'm depressed so I guess I'm like the opposite of you.
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>>24803279
>talent isnt real.
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>>24803287
This. All people I know who don't drink are depressed fat manchildren and/or manlets. EXCEPT ME, I DONT DRINK AND AM LEAN AS FUCK
AUTISM IN A BAG, AUTISTIC RITALIN ON THE SIDE
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>>24803408
This is me exactly.

My life is actually pretty decent. Sure, there's room for improvement, but for the most part, it's fucking good. Yet, there isn't an instance where I wouldn't rather be dead.

For the most part, I wish people would leave me alone. But, the world doesn't interact with you on your terms, so you either adjust or break. Don't know if I can do all this social pretense bullshit until I'm 40 or 50.
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working hard is indeed more important than natural talent. this board won't accept that though because most of you like to blame your problems on things out of your control. otherwise you'd have to accept that you are responsible for your own pathetic lives
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>>24803437
it isnt. you arent born with incredible painting-skills. you work your way up to it.
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>>24803483
>working hard is indeed more important than natural talent
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>7/10 male friend with a god tier job
>confidence of a 4/10
>gf is a 3/10

everytime.

men, this shit needs to stop. we are hurting ourselves. by 2020 even a 9/10 will struggle to get a 6/10 girl.
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>>24802121
> women on reddit
> "relationships are sooo hard for women"
> got 200 inboxes
> slept with 9 guys
> got a hot bf in two weeks time.

yeah fembots dooooo exist LOL!
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>>24803287
Drinking is shitty.

And everything you said is subjective. I much prefer opiates if I'm going to take a downer. Alcohol is a shitty drug, but deemed as the most fun because it's globally culturally acceptable.

Your opinion isn't any more valid than my own just because more people like what you like.
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>>24803476
>let stubborn I'd rather be dead manchild
Then you would have killed yourself. You didn't yet so ur full of shit.
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>>24802639

lol what a faggot
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>>24803494
But some become great painters much faster than others
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>>24803510
Ok den adolescent alopecia manchild.
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>"where have all the good men gone xdd"
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>>24803529
I've tried. It's quite difficult to overcome the brains will to live.

No access to firearms because I have a history of mental illness. You really oughtn't speak so adamantly and with such certainty to someone you don't know.
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>>24803568
Being an autistic weak manchild isn't a good man.
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>In referance to handling/coping with depression
>"Well you just need to try harder :/"

Shit makes me feel even more hopeless
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>>24803610
Remember anon, depression is a choice.

Just don't think about it and be happy.
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>>24803599
word.

robot just let me concur
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>>24803518

here's how hard a women gets to live life, you jerk

from the front page

>aw man, I feel like a jerk now! the only reason I said no though is that I generally don't ride the same car with people (particularly men, soz) that I don't know very well. nothing against you personally, and definitely not the first time I've asked someone to take another car or refused someone's request to ride together (and I get asked a lot, surprise surprise). when I travel I'm almost always alone (french guys were an exception), so I'm pretty cautious.

>before, when I was more lenient, guys had a habit of trying to get with me (while we're going 30-60 mph mind you), so I put the kibosh on riding with random dudes pretty quickly. also, not related to trains but still traveling...the amount of dicks I've seen pulled out right in front of me is downright ridiculous. so yeah, I find it's better to just avoid the possibility altogether.
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>>24803520
It amazes me as well anon. Once I tell people that I don't enjoy drinking they look at me like I just told them that I killed their dog, and when they find out that I do pain killers they look down on me like a fucking leper. They are all hypocrites, the lot of them. I don't give a fuck that they drink, it's just not for me, but you'd think I'm a junkie in their eyes because I take painkillers once or twice a month. I guess its less socially acceptable yea, but other than that I'm doing less damage to my body, not getting loud and obnoxious and generally nod out in my car or room when I'm on then not bothering a soul.
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>>24803536
Not that much faster. It might take a genius chess player 9 years instead of 10 to become a grand master.

Studies have shown that 'inborn talent' is quite negligible. Its all about practice and being interested in something.
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>>24803599
of course they arent tripfag but when roasties want to ignore every "good man" while taking chads dick that question makes no fucking sense
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>In life you need to be independent
>Just say hi
>It's not hard to get a gf
>There's always a special someone for you
>Get a car, anon it's great
>Just get a job
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUUUUUUUUUUUCKRIIIIIIIIIGHTOFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>24803406
That's the plan my man.
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>>24803716

Bobby Fischer was a Chess Grandmaster at 15

>Muh 9 years

Fuck off
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>>24803716
Inborn talent isn't quite negligible. I don't even see how that can be argued.

There are basketball players that trained and practiced as hard as and as much as Michael Jordan, but they didn't reach his skill level or fame.

There are tons of people in tons of professions who get good at their job with practice, but only a few people go on to become great because of innate talent.
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>>24803744
They don't ignore good men, they legitimately can't find any because they are rare (beta male/robots aren't good men)
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>>24803295
Not boring it's
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>>24803785
>Bobby Fischer was a Chess Grandmaster at 15

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Fischer
>In March 1949, 6-year-old Bobby and his sister Joan learned how to play chess using the instructions from a set bought at a candy store.[41]

Fucking 9 years practice before becoming a grand master. QED.
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>>24803785
He was playing since he was 6 years old then :^)
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>>24803599
>>24803866
Where's the good women? All they do is work on their looks and have little to no hobbies. At least a beta would show unconditional love
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>>24803802
You think Michael Jordan didn't work hard and he just coasted to becoming what he was? Read his biography.

>There are tons of people in tons of professions who get good at their job with practice, but only a few people go on to become great because of innate talent.

How to 'become great' isn't that straightforward. Is Justin Beiber a great musical artist or is he just a good product for those who market him? There's more to do with success than talent. You can be the most 'talented' groundbreaking person ever to do whatever you do and still die in rags or obscurity because you were shit at business. There are plenty of examples of that happening too.

But the fact remains you don't have to be one of the top 3 on the planet at what you do, if you're interested in something you can still be better than 99% of all the people on the planet at that thing.
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>>24804003
>At least a beta would show unconditional love
Citation needed
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>>24803938

>Fischer started taking the game seriously at 6 years old

Family, he was beating people with 25 years experience when he was a teenager. Bobby wasn't a result of practice, he was a result of pure talent.
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>>24802121
>Just talk to her anon all she can say is no!
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>>24802639
drink bleach you massive faggot
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>>24804036
>What are beta providers
>What are keked/cheated on dudes
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>>24804015
I didn't imply that Michael Jordan didn't work hard. I said there were players in the who worked just as hard as he did and still didn't possess the raw, natural talent he had.

You basically reiterated everything else I said. Anyone can become good at almost anything with practice and repetition. But, some people just have natural advantages over others in certain fields. I'm not saying hard work doesn't get you anywhere, but to say innate talent is negligible is just dumb.

Certain people have a propensity to be better at things than others.
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>>24802121
>Raise justified objections to the horrible shit the majority of the species is doing.
>NO! THE PROBLEM IS YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT!
I fucking hate normies so god damned much.
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>>24803287
>things normies say
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>>24803866
so instead of actually looking for good men theyll just take chads dick until he shows up?
projecting pretty hard roastie "good men"(beta providers) are only sought for after you roasties are all washed up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1czOxkrmRtQ
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>>24804109
Michael Jordan's coaches have said what a good learner he was. He would always do what the coach said, he'd always listen to others for ways to improve his game, and he'd try things out even if he didn't agree with them. Even if a 'lesser' basketball player has given him advice, they would be surprised when they saw MJ actually taking their advice and implementing it.

There's a lot more to it than "muh talent"

And it is negligible because it'll STILL take you about 10 years of work to master something regardless of whatever innate abilities you have

If you're in the NBA at all you're still a master at what you do, you're still one of the best 500 or so people in the world at basketball (supposedly). And even if you can't be in the NBA, you can still be interested in and play Basketball for fun and end up being better at it than 99% of the people on the planet at that sport.

Even wheelchair bound cripples can play basketball, and robots are on here bleating about having 'no talent'. As if they can't even entertain the notion of doing something unless they can be the greatest there ever was. That's fucking stupid.

>>24804037
The difference in actual skill between 10 and 25 years is going to be quite negligible too. Your skill and knowledge doesn't increase linearly with time when you learn a new skill. Sooner or later you're going to hit a plateau.
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>>24802121
had a guy who has a hundred more reasons to be depressed than me tell me this.

His solution to life was basically "if you feel depressed just go to sleep, you'll feel better when you wake up"
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>>24804482
Dude, why do you keep replying to me as if I'm saying anything different from what you're saying?

In neither of my posts did I state or imply that Michael Jordan didn't work hard. There were tons of great players in the NBA during his reign, but there was only one Michael Jordan. Certain people have neurological and physical advantages over their competition. You can't say stuff like that is negligible.

I can run for miles and miles every day and put myself on a strict diet and workout regimen, but more than likely I wouldn't hold a candle to Usain Bolt no matter how much I trained. There comes a certain point where talent beats out practice. To deny this is stupidity, if not insanity. Hard work matters, but hard work + talent will always beat out hard work alone.
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Who is this guy?
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>>24804682
Darude Sandstorm.
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>if you're suicidal just go travel! be wild!
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any bullies or bullied here?
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You can become good with hard work, but it takes talent to become great.
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>>24803679
>not getting loud and obnoxious and generally nod out in my car or room

but what you're saying then is that alcohol makes you more social and opiates do not. wouldn't that explain normies' reactions? i think they're just trying to form bonds and are not adaptable to non-normie ways of doing that.

i agree drunk people can be very obnoxious, but even then, if it's not police noise complaint tier and you just find it personally uncomfortable, but sensory processing disorder is autistic too.
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Can I make fun of things abnormies say?

>Normies have the worst fucking hobbies! What they watch netflix and play sports?

>Abnormie proceeds to play vidya and shitpost on 4chan all day long
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>>24804781
Yea, that it what I'm saying. They can have fun, act a little stupid you know? Form their bonds and all that, but that type of socializing is unappealing to me. I'd rather nod out by myself then drink any day of the week.

>you find it personally uncomfortable
I'm more referring to when someone gets too friendly (reads aggressive) and starts to act like a dick but it's okay because he's drunk and just having fun.
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>>24804632
>There were tons of great players in the NBA during his reign, but there was only one Michael Jordan.

Out of the top 1% of basketball players on the planet he was better... Do you know what the word "negligible" even means?

>I can run for miles and miles every day and put myself on a strict diet and workout regimen, but more than likely I wouldn't hold a candle to Usain Bolt no matter how much I trained.

You could still be better and faster than 99% of the people on the planet. Unless you litearlly don't have legs, but having legs isn't really 'talent' because it can in fact be objectively measured.
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>>24803236
Because he's most likely autistic
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>>24803716
Chess is such a bad example for this.

Pretty much all insanely good Chess players were already well respected when they were teenagers.
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>>24803287
YOU need alcohol because you are a boring person without it cvckwad
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>>24804994
I'd be better and faster than 99% of the planet because only a small minority dedicate themselves to a specific activity like running. If you put a guy who runs 15 miles a day up against some office worker who barely walks 5 miles a day, then of course the person who runs every day is gonna win. But, if you put that person against someone who also runs 20 miles a day but also has a better lung capacity and stamina, then all that time training it negligible. I do know what negligible means, you don't.

Michael Jordan wasn't playing against casuals. Tiger Woods didn't play against casuals. There are tons of pros and only a few greats. Talent can't be as dismissed as easily as you're trying to make it seem.
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>>24803494
Then why can't I after 16 years of consecutively playing basketball play in the NBA?
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>>24805321
There's no point in arguing with these guys.

They don't care to admit that certain people just can't do certain things, be it due to a physical or neurological shortcoming.
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>>24805243
>A guy who runs 15 miles a day
>A guy who runs 20 miles a day
>Guy who runs 20 miles a day wins

Gee what a surprise

Fucking idiot
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>>24805321
>>24805353
Because you didnt train basketball when you were in your teens; when your body and mind were still developing. Also because both of you lazy asses didnt learn proper and efficient ways of training along with excellent mental discipline as teens
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>>24805729
The inconsistency in miles ran was unintentional.

If both runners ran the same number of miles per day, but one was just faster and had more stamina due to genetics, then that person would win. Talent + hard work beats out plain hard work.
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>>24805865
The person with the weaker genetics would have to have a better diet than the other in order to beat them. If both men have a perfect diet, then yeah the person with the better genetics wins. But that type of stuff only happens in the top 10% of athletes or whatever. It should be no excuse to give up simply because someone has better genetics than you and are competing in the same thing you are. They probably did not learn the same way you did, their minds dont work the same way as yours do, they dont train the same way as you do and they probably arent even as serious about it as you are.
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>>24802121
There was a guy I was friends with who was Chad extraordinaire except short. He once said "You'd have to be stupid to kill yourself."
He also once said "Why would someone play videogames when they could go outside?"
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>>24806048
My point was never that you shouldn't try, my point was that talent matters and isn't negligible.
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>ugh, my ex is such a fuckboy he just texted me
>god this guy at work is such a douchebag
>ew
>bragging about being unhealthy, watching netflix all day, bragging about being a le broke college student etc etc
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>>24804972
>I'm more referring to when someone gets too friendly (reads aggressive) and starts to act like a dick but it's okay because he's drunk and just having fun.

I just tell those guys they're being a dick and walk away. They usually don't persist much longer after that. I'm a guy though. Probably different if you're a female and attractive.
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>>24806097
>netflix

I'm tired of normies and their Netflix memes.

Also:
>pizza
>bacon
>hating Mondays
>getting "turnt"
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>>24802777

Daily reminder that no matter how much you lift, work on your personality, work on your career etc etc this guy will ALWAYS get laid more than you. He could be a homeless punk rocker and he'd fuck middle class girls.
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>>24802121

but life is amazing.

Does it suck major donkey dick? yeah, but it's still pretty fucking awesome, unless you live in druglord central south america or have the fear of ISIS stomping down your door in the sanddunes of the middle east, then in that case life is pretty fucking terrible and you should hang yourself hoping reincarnation is real
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>>24803118

People make fun of me because I don't drink and I hate puffing on cigs

look man, I want my liver and lungs and I HATE being hungover, no amount of being drunk is worth that for me.
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>>24802121
SO BLESSED FOR ALL MY FRIENDS AND ALL THE SUPPORT OF MY FAMILY AND ALL OF MY FACEBOOK FANS AND ANYONE WHO HAS EVER LIKED MY PICTURES AND ANYBODY WHO HAS EVER MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME, Y'ALL ARE ALL THE REASON I AM HEAR TODAY. WITHOUT YOU GUYS I WOULDN'T BE THE STRONG, AMAZING, SMART, CONFIDENT, STRONG, BEAUTIFUL, CLEVER, WISE, MATURE, GOAL ORIENTED, PERFECT, STRONG, INDEPENDENT, AND STRONG PERSON TODAY. I AM SO STRONG, ALL I'VE OVERCOME, ALL OF THE HARDSHIPS OF LIFE, AND HAVING HAD EXPERIENCED ALL OF THE THINGS I CAN HONESTLY TELL YOU I AM BLESSED. I AM TRULY BLESSED AND IT IS A BLESSING TO BE BLESSED TODAY BY THE BLESSING BLESS OF THE BLESS OF YOU MESS. BLAH BLAH BLEE BLOO BLAH, I SMELL MY OWN FARTS, AND I WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY LIKE TO EXPERIENCE REAL SUFFERING OR LONELINESS. THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR SUPPORTING ME ON THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY OF MINE, I GOT MY CAR OUT OF THE DITCH, I REALLY TRULY AM JUST BLESSED ON THIS DAY. ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND EVERYONE I LOVE, I AM REALLY JUST GRATEFUL. GOD BLESS. *proceeds to tag all 567 friends in the normiebook list except for me* this is my cousin, anytime anything "good" happens to her. She wants people to know how full of things happening her life is and how experienced and polite she is and how many friends she has, she does this every week. And yes, she's a grill xD yes she plays COD xD yes she smokes weed xD she just is who she is xD
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>>24803483
>working hard is indeed more important than natural talent.
Sure it is. That's why all those hardworking wageslaves are making bank right!?
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>>24803621
>depression is a choice.
It's about as much a choice as contracting anthrax through the mail.
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>>24806147
>diminishing the mental anguish brought on by monotony and purposelessness by comparing it to existential extremes
>be happy guise! at least you have all your limbs!! XDdd
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>>24806235

>wahh wahh I hate myself because I'm bored

yeah, that's great I guess, glad I came on /r9k/, I was irritated at dumb bullshit but I'm starting to remember I'm not as bad as you shits
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>>24806264
I don't hate myself. I hate the pretenses of modern day society, you mouth breathing imbecile.
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>>24803287
exciting people are hard to keep up with
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>>24806147
True fact: humans are a social animal.

I have a relatively comfortable, convenient life. The universe is an amazing place and I have not lost my capacity for wonder or appreciation of beauty. I often feel like I don't have people to share these feelings with, and it makes me depressed. I try to reach out, but my shit personality causes people to avoid me.

So yeah. Normies reject us and tell us the problem is us for not being normal.
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>>24806097

god that triggered me. They really do love to brag about being lazy unhealthy sacks of human shit, but then they proceed to make fun of fat people. it's bullshit.
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>>24804095
>>24804095
>le what are meme
Not every beta male is like that though. And betaproviding isn't showing unconditional love
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>>24803287

I drink and you still described me.

Please kill me.
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He looks like a contemporary vampire.
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>>24807087
>And betaproviding isn't showing unconditional love

Yeah, the attractive jerks that beats them up show love better....
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>>24803621
I know you jestin, but still here have this
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>>24802121
>tfw will never have beautiful green eyes
Why am I even alive? There is literally no point.
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>>24809660
>tfw sister got green eyes
>i got shit brown
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>>24810531
A-at least out eyes aren't sensitive! F-fucking bright eyed p-pussies!
I just want to look white ;_;
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>>24802777
>"Just give her a vacant stare bro!"
>"Works every time."
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>>24802777

>Walking home with my tall half Spanish half English friend
>Just got some beers, that's all
>Drunk guy walks past us and stares
>"...DEFINITELY better looking"
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>>24802547
Well that line is true tho.

You can fall into a delusional life of 2D waifus to replace women.
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>>24802121
I'm a neet. 23. no welfare. no money pretty much and I agree with this statement wholeheartedly. I lost all my suicidal thoughts years ago because I recognised it as weakness. some days are good some days are bad but you still are going to have days that are mostly bad. oh wait. forgot where I was. this is a hugbox of people who want to express feels and get worse to churn out more content. P.s fuck eggman for making everyone thinking there is a middle point.
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>>24802345
fucking jealous faggots are the reason eggy isnt coming back. Eat shit
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>>24810986
>this is a hugbox
I never got this argument. People here are genuinely genetic trash with no hope of betterment.
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>>24803186
What kinda logic is that?

Thiscommentisoriginal
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>>24808562
>fake it till you make it brah
>just like that TED talk :^)
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>>24810986
>this is a hugbox
No, it isn't, it never was.

Fuck you and people who think this is some kind of beta hugbox.
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>You can stop being depressed if you just be happy
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>>24803350
>People are shitty and stupid
Surprise surprise
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>>24803494
>there's no such thing as natural aptitude
Are you trying to be stupid?
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>1st world countries are better than 3rd world countries
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>>24802121
but it is, OP...


orosdl
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>>24806143
This is the only time when girls will date beneath their social and economic class, if the guy is extraordinarily handsome.
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>>24811033
>>24811165
If you're goning to samefag. Apply yourself. Idiot.

P.s this is a hugbox
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>>24803295
>What kind of boring loser needs to put small amounts of poison into themselves to have fun?
Me and a lot of others
obviously
you daft cunt
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>>24803118
I get it when people get all pissy about it if:
>it's at a party where the expectation is to drink
>you're out at a bar with friends for the express purpose of drinking

That aside, I've had people act really sour towards me when they ask if I drink and I say no. It's that shit that makes no goddamn sense and I agree with you there.
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>>24803287
My grandfather was a really hardcore alcoholic, and I've heard that runs in families. I don't want to tempt fate.

Also drug interactions with my xanex and Adderall desu
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>tfw we're all normalfags

Shit....
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>>24811044

In their mind, you not drinking is a sign that you believe you don't need it. Since everybody "needs" alcohol to have fun according to social logic.

There's also the archaic beliefs in the back of their kind about religion and straight edge high horses, which most people tend to believe are pretentious.
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I'm going to see the newest Star Wars at the cinema, omg I'm such a nerd
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>>24806125
Nothing wrong with the first two, as long as you don't overindulge on that shit
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>what are your plans?
You think i have plans?
>hows it going?
when given an honest answer like "not so good" they act like you just spat in their face.

heard this one just yesterday
me: my sleep cycles been so fucked up recently, I've been up since midnight last night
>well just stop it. Get some sleep anon.
If I could sleep on command I wouldn't be in this situation!
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>you need to get some pussy

said by my slut coworker, nevermind that I'm frustrated that I dropped $800 fixing my car and got my cat put down on top of normal bills when I needed that money to help invest

Nevermind that my life in general is a fucking wreck because of the business I lost.

and the fact that I'm also pissed from having some sort of cold or whatever fucking with me

Yeah, just get some pussy, that'll make me feel better.

cunt
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>>24808562
I've been faking it so long that I know smile and laugh at everything. I don't know if it's real anymore.
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>>24814191
THIS X 1000

uranm
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>>24814486
Maybe she was offering you some of her pussy, pham
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>>24814704

I know how she is, she wasn't
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