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What's it feel like to have a gf with huge tits? This is
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What's it feel like to have a gf with huge tits? This is my dream.

I just want to suck on a big pair of tits, and rub my face in them.
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my ex had tits like your webm, it feels awesome and it's amazing to cum on that, but you can find the same witha hooker and will cost you less money/effort
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They're cool. What they're attached to matters more tho, unless you're a nigger.
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>>24802246
>They're cool. What they're attached to matters more tho

when will this meme end?
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Pretty great. She's not that attractive but her tits are quite big. Added bonus that she's lactating.
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It is a good thing.
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>>24802057
Like two heavy lumps of flesh hanging from your chest. If you don't wear a sports bra when exercising they flop everywhere, tugging their weight on your skin and making your muscles sore. Not a good thing at all, I promise you senpai. Shirts never fit right if your waist is smaller than your chest. Buttoned shirts? Never ever. Even the most conservstive tops look slutty just because of your boobs. You could wear a turtleneck and still get called 'a whore with her tits out' because of how in your face they are. They get tender and painful on your period. Laying on your stomach, using your tits as a comfy pillow like anime girls? Forget about it. More like sharp stabbing pains as you squish that sensitive tissue flat from all your body weight. Not to mention back pains, underboob sweat making all your expensive extra support bras smell like sweaty asshole, sagging and deflating as you get older, etc.

It's pretty cool though how two obnoxious sacks of flesh and fat make men lose their god damn minds
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>>24802731
He asked what it's like to have a gf with big tits not BE someone with big tits you obese fucking attention whore
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>>24802731
He asked what its like to HAVE a gf with huge tits.
Not what its like to BE a girl with huge tits.

With that said, I demand that you be my gf.
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>>24802731
moron. re-read OP.
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>love my gf, literally bro-tier 10/10, except...
>small boobs

shit, nobody can have it all, eh God?
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>>24802950
Put a baby in her, watch her tits swell up a few sizes.
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>>24802731
damn bitch you are stupid af with no reading comprehension.
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>>24802510
Wth original comment reaally? That is pretty sad
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>>24803057
I don't want a baby, I just want the milky tits. What do?
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>>24803761
She can start lactating without a baby, but that doesn't mean her size will increase, and if it does it won't increase as much as going through pregnancy.
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>>24802731
so eager to be an attention whore you started writing "tee hee girl here ; )" before evening finishing read the op
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>>24803786
Isn't the size change temporary? Also, how do you get her to lactate with no baby? That would be so awesome
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Think I didn't need to see this thread. Fapped 15 or 16 times during the last twelve hours and there was blood in the tissue the last two times I cummed. I'm still horny. It hurts to even take a piss.

fuck
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>>24803713

kek, yeah. Just goes to show how this board goes
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>>24803853
>tfw on 8.5 days of nofap
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>>24802057
It's the best bruv. Literally the single best.

>>24802731
Take care of yourself and some of those issue go away. Surround yourself with quality people and have stop giving a fuck what anyone else thinks and more disappear. Wash your clothes and look specifically for flattering styles and more disappear. Men love em, but you're a trash person if you abuse that fact. ;U Also that comment isn't on topic.
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>>24803893
Cmon bro just let it out you can just start January first anon...
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>>24802057
it's really nice to just grab a big handful when I'm within reach.
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>>24804275
how do you control yourself from not sucking on them every second of the day? this is my biggest concern.

I don't know how i'd be able to handle a big titted gf, i'd either want to touch them constantly, suck, or slide my dick between em.
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>>24802246
Im a nigger then I guess
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>>24802731
You misread the question.
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>>24805236
women have the mind of a rock.
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>>24805081
In all honestly. I can't. She doesn't really mind though so long as I can withstand it in public. Which then focus on other things.
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>>24805748
how often would you say you suck on them? Does she ever get annoyed?

Would you let a fellow robot suck on your gf's titties?
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my dick is hard for some big tits
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My only gf ever had huge tiddies, it felt really good to stick my dick in em but she was fucking insane which wasn't too great
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>>24802057
grabbing them and massaging em is great

CCC is the best, adn ive had G titties
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>>24806806
see
>>24805761

also how does one obtain a gf with huge titties? are they harder to get then a small titted girl?
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>>24806806
>filename
wtf
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>>24805748
She has a bit of that tub look my friend. Fix it now. Fix it fast..

>>24805761
>"How does it feel to suck a big tittie?"
LIke a chore.
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>>24806979
This, my ex-gf was obsessed with making me suck her tittie. It felt great at first but she made me do it so much it got boring. A lot of times I just wanted to stick my dick in them or give them a good ol squeeze but she never let me do it for long. Nipple play gets fucking boring after a while
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>>24802731
Post your tits so I can at least imagine you as the gf that some anon with reading comprehension will describe
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Not impressed by the nipples. Nice overall size and shape.
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>>24807243
t. anon

Forgot to sign my post. Here is a picture of me.
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>>24807091
>but she never let me do it for long

why the fuck not?
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>>24808480
Because she was a controlling bitch
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>>24808867
Why didn't you slap her to show her who the boss was?
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its not that exciting
she didnt like her own big tits, which made me want to touch them less

she was fat and insecure about it, no amount of loving can fix that
only money
since she was a god damn fake prostitute
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>>24808898
nobody cares about your fat girl stories
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Managed to fuck a belly big tittied girl on Saturday. Known her for years and lusted over them for ages. She's one of those people where if I didn't know them, I wouldn't fuck them.

The tits though, fucking amazing. Watching them wobble around whilst she's on her back is just amazing.
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I love it, but over time they just become annoying.

>Get in the way during sex. If She's on her back getting a good pounding they just fly everywhere.

>Don't agree with gravity at all, they just get longer with time

>She is breast feeding which means I don't get to cum on them since the baby eats from there

>Complains about back problems all the time.
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It's amazing, I sleep with my face buried in huge cleavage every night. Would not trade it for anything my man.
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>>24809339
eh, not when I'm sleeping. Boob sweat is fucking rank
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>>24809375
It's cosy as fuck, but what I also do is I get her to spoon me, and I move down a little so my head at the same elevation as her tits, and I put the back of my neck between her big tits.

Now that's the warmest, cosiest feeling in the world, sleeping like that
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>>24809190
>breastfeeding
>having a kid

>back problems
She's a lazy cunt
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>>24802950
>10/10
>small boobs
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>>24802057
It is amazing. I dated a few girls with small tits and I will never go back
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>tfw i can probably lose my virginity to some chick with huge tits but i dont feel all that attractive to her

that and shes overweight.
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>>24802057
Gf has big boobs it's fucking awesome, her nipples are small and pink. I burry my fave in them all the fucking time, licking those hard pink nipples. She knows I'm obsessed with them and always sleeps with bare breasts.

When we make out before sex she goes on top putting them right into my face, good goy u love when they are hanging there like stalactites hng
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>>24802246

>Like big asses
>durr nigger
>Like big tits
>durr nigger

Expand your vocabulary, goddamn.
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>>24802731
That's like saying why do women like tall men with big dicks and abs
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>>24809375
whats boob bo smell like? normal armpit bo?
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do you like when your gf gets attention from other guys?
do you cover her up when shes out or show off her cleavage?
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>>24811545
I like it but it rarely happens because she tries to cover up her cleavage. I keep demanding she wear summer dresses that are low cut, and she sometimes does it for me with her big tits on show, but I think it intimidates guys more than anything. I wish she would dress sluttier when we go out instead of covering up.
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>>24802057

I wouldn't know, and I hope never to. B to C cup master race
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My ex was a 32J, basically the same as the OPs gif

I was a virgin till my late 20s and she was my first ever gf. I have always had a chronic huge tit fetish and my greatest fantasy literally came true. The feeling is indescribable for numerous reasons. When you have a gf with tits that big and she is riding you and they are literally an inch from your face....words can't describe. The loads I used to shoot onto them. The way they made her head look tiny when she walked towards me in the distance. The way I used to bury my face in her lovely warm cleavage. Watching her unleash them from her bra after a long day and being there to caress those warm monsters for her....I lived the dream alright.

I also got off on other guys staring at them. My gf was not the kind of girl to deliberately flaunt them. She never wore low cut tops. But it was impossible to hide them they were so fucking big. We would go out to bars and every guys head would turn. My friends never knew where to look. Just walking the street with her and seeing men of all ages find it literally impossible not to stare. I literally saw jaws drop and eyes widen many times. I loved that, because they were MINE....

But not anymore. She left me some time ago and now some other ugly little cunt is sucking and groping and motorboating those incredible tits. My huge tit fetish has worsened to the point where it affecting my mental state and productivity in serious ways. I miss my ex so much it literally hurts. I will NEVER get over her or the fact that I will NEVER get to experience a pair of tits that big again. I have never even SEEN another pair like it, let alone met a girl with them. A big part of me wishes I'd never met her because the pain of losing those boobs has killed me inside. My friends talk about "big" tits and refer to DD's. Anything less than a GG is small as far as I'm concerned now. How the fuck do I ever cope with that?

Massive natural tits are every bit as incredible as you imagine, and more
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>>24802057
I've been seeing a girl with 32Gs and it's amazing. I just love the feeling of her riding on top of and feeling her tits rub against my chest.

What I think would be the most amazing is a tall girl with huge tits. Like 3 or 4 inches taller than me. That way when she rides my face is just engulfed by her tits in ways that I could never do with a girl of normal height. But alas I don't think this will ever happen.
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>>24812859

>I just love the feeling of her riding on top of and feeling her tits rub against my chest.

Oh yes, I hear you. And when they are sucking your dick on the bed and those huge tits drape over your legs and balls
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I'd much rather have a flat girl right now tbqhfam
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>>24802503
single mom gf
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dating a chick with huge tits. They're awesome, but you get used to them. They swing around a bit during sex, so you have to hold them in place if you're on bottom. on top, they kind of pancake out a tad, so there's only low maintenance.

otherwise, just extensions of her body. look forward to giving your big-busted chick lower back rubs on occasion because they strain her back. also get used to them hanging out at home, because bras feel fucking uncomfortable. overall, don't be a douche about it, and you'll be happy with a busty chick.
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All my GF's had huge tits until the current one, who has perfectly shaped handfuls. Trust me, big tits are nice for while but it's better to have medium sized ones that look good. Unless you desperately have a huge tit fetish. Pic related, sent by my last GF forever ago.
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>>24802057
Used to have Gf who had DDDs back in hs
>mfw I motorboated them every chance I got
>mfw gf wasn't fat
>mfw tits weren't that saggy at all (a little sag but to be expected from natty tits)
>hnnnngggg.exe
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Daily reminder that a chestlet will N E V E R be able to please a man like this kind of woman.

Chestlets are GENETICALLY INFERIOR FEMALES.

Males who are attracted to chestlets are GENETICALLY INFERIOR MALES.
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>>24813613
but that's bullshit.

I've a huge titty gf, I'm this guy
>>24811623
>>24809339

And what you say is horse shit. I like big tits and big asses, but a man who doesn't like them is a GENETICALLY INFERIOR MALE, what the fuck.

It's okay if other people like different things, you sad fucking autist. Also, girls with small tits can be great too, we just have a fetish for big huge tits.
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>>24813680
GENETICALLY
INFERIOR
LOW
TESTOSTERONE
MALES

ARE ATTRACTED TO

GENETICALLY
INFERIOR
LOW
ESTROGEN
FEMALES

IT'S SIMPLE MATHEMATICS MY PADDY FRIEND.
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My girlfriend's tits are slightly bigger than this. They are great to sleep holding onto while spooning after I fuck her. I've never tried to titfuck them though, I feel like they have to be OP's webm's size to do it properly.

I do love her tits in general but I occasionally wonder what it'd be like to have a gf with giant fucking tits that I can just smother my face in, but a handful of chestmeat is nice too I suppose.
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>>24812744
I see you post occasionaly in threads like this my man.
Makes me wonder wether having a gf like that is even worth it.
Your problem is that you havent met someone you love, what youre basically describing is pure lust.
While there is nothing wrong with that, and majority of relationships are formed because of that it has side effects as you can see.
I can act all high and mighty now, because i havent experienced my wet dream coming true and then it being taken away from me, but I feel sorry for you.
I feel sorry because i can kind of grasp how you feel, as a man of similiar tastes.
Good luck robot.
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>>24807091

>she made me do it

This sounds so hot
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>>24813680
>that's bullshit
no, it's science.

small tits = mannish roastie:

>Androgen receptor (AR) signaling exerts an antiestrogenic, growth-inhibitory influence in normal breast tissue
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22745190

>Androgens modulate the growth...of female genital sexual organs includ[ing] the labia
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11898707

>lower waist-to-hip is associated with a higher estrogen-to-androgen ratio
http://www.ehbonline.org/article/S1090-5138%2805%2900062-0/abstract
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>tfw spend time googling things something a frustrated chestlet would google
>see the yahoo answers questions about why their 13 year little sister has DD's while she has A's
>read all the delusional chestlets advising her how boobs only attract the kind of attention she shouldnt be looking for
>others flat out dont deny they are inferior and just console her by saying any man worth your time shouldnt reject bc she has small tits
>chestlets that dont have sisters talk about their one friend that has huge tits and has become the class Stacy
>they have such a hard time deluding themselves, even though they are women and can do it in a moment
>mfw edging to this shit seeing those cunts suffer
Nothing gets me harder. Its the fact that they are describing girls in the beggining of puberty with tits in 90th percentile while they are jelly af.

Chestlets arent even human. They failed at being their gender, how pathetic is that.
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>>24813935

Yes, lust has completely overcome me. I did genuinely love her though, of that I have no doubt. But the size of her tits was a double whammy for my fetish and my ego. My self-esteem was boosted by having a girl with such desirable features.

And yes, I cannot see a huge tit thread on /r9k/ and not post my story. It is as compulsive as my lust for the bust
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>>24802731
Be my gf

Comment under DMCA protection Do not copy.
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>>24814558
Why did you even split?
Was it something you could even influence?
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>>24802950
>gf
>>>/out/
ROBOT GET OUT ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>24805081
goddamn this. I had a girl over one time and I was practically molesting her the entire time- she didn't even have big tits.

Big tit gf? I would probably cum 3x a day
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>>24814690

Nothing I could do about it. We left on good terms. I still delude myself that one day I will get to marry her, impregnate her and watch her tits swell to a 34L, or thereabouts, during pregnancy
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>>24814814
Well what are you doing for it to come true?
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>>24814844

Sitting at home, crying periodically, and jerking off 5 times a day thinking about her getting railed by other men
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I'll let you play with mine anon-kun~
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>>24814982
why not just get a gf with even bigger titties
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Its really annoying how there are not enough huge natural titted women in porn.

Its because they probably make more money simply getting their tits out for photographs (pic related) and shaking them about on cam rather than doing hardcore. Such is the extent of mens giant tit fetishes
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>>24802246

They only like bubble asses though.
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>>24813999
Good sources m8, it's also worth noting that high androgen levels also usually increase sexual promiscuity, so it's not that a roastie vagina is caused by extreme sexual activity, but the two things are correlated.

Roasties/chestlets = mannish sluts who will kek you at the first opportunity
busty women = feminine, loyal, motherly caring wife material
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>>24815362
Why not get a mansion? why not get a billion dollars? same reason
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>>24815622
cause you dont apply yourself?

also mansions are shit tier and anything more than a million is unnecessary
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not very good but it was because my ex was fat as fuck

firmness is most important of all
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>>24815434

The same could be said for beautiful women in general

Porn stars are typically hot bodies but but butterfaces that cake make up.

It's basically fact that really attractive girls end up swaded into other career choices.
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>>24814558
I know that feeling mate. I known this girl since I was 18 and lusted over her tits for ages. I got a gf and couldn't keep in contact with her cause she was insecure as fuck and believed every female friend I had was a threat.

Actually got to fuck her on Saturday and watching her tits wobble around whilst she lied on her back was incredible. I'm trying to play it cool but at the same time trying to make her a fuckbuddy if possible. pic is the girl and her gigantic jugs. Biggest ones I've seen in person.
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>>24815362

>>24814982 here

How often do you see a girl (a non-obese one) with a natural GG+ rack? I'm not talking about those idiot girls with average D cups that flaunt them in slutty clothes thinking they are somehow super busty when in reality they really are not. I'm talking about genuine, jaw dropping giants here. Not often.

Believe me, I live in constant hope that I will win the lottery twice in one lifetime. But realistically? How many men do you think there are out there with 12 inch cocks? Its probably about the same percentile in comparison. My ex, and other girls with tits that big, are basically freaks of nature
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Good taste, OP.
Bump.
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Am I the only guy that needs to see the face, neck and shoulders to be turned on by the boobs?
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>>24815696

Yeah when they are on their back and the tits spread out like oceans and you grab them but your hands are simply too small....fuck yeah

That girl has a true monster rack. You need to pursue her to the ends of the Earth
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>>24815921
I know she does man. She was lying on her chest on her phone and she had some serious side boob going on. I couldn't keep my hands off her tits when we were spooning in the morning.

Like I said, we've known each other for ages but I never thought in my life I'd fuck her. I don't like to use the "netflix and chill" meme but I said to her if she wants to cuddle again sometime to hit me up.
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>>24815434

Imagine if Leanne Crow did hardcore though.
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>preferring tits over ass
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>>24815990

I'd date her. You may never encounter tits like that ever again
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>>24816008
I probably won't but I don't think I could see myself with her. We are very different but I don't think she's into me any way. Think we both just wanted a shag after our night out.
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>>24816293

Then send her my way. I'd fuck the shit out of that!
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>tfw my housemate had gigantic tits
>tfw she used to let my chad housemate motoboat her all the time and grope her 'as a joke' despite her having a bf

WHY NOT ME, SLUT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME
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>>24816451
because you didnt try
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>>24816008
are you going to bait us too?
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>>24816519
>Hey, hehe mind if i touch ur big luscious titties aye gurl?
*Squeeze*
>WHAT THE FUCK ANON
>YOU FUCKING WEIRDO
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU JUST WANT UNTIL I CALL CHAD
*20 minutes later*
>Where is that pencil neck geek faggot?
>Anon: I'm so sorry please forgive me i just want-
*WACK*
*WACK*
*UPPERCUT*
>"ANON: IM SO SORRY PP-PP-PLZZZ
>*STOMP*
>Anon: MM-MMMOMMMYYYYY
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>>24816519
Nah, she only let him. I imagine they were fucking, although they never got caught or let it slip. She's still with that poor dumbass who was none the wiser.

>>24816580
Kek, the Chad probably couldn't have beat me up though, I'm taller and heavier than him
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>>24816600
>Kek, the Chad probably couldn't have beat me up though, I'm taller and heavier than him

That's what his friends are for. Plus regardless of your size one good punch to the jaw will knock you out cold.
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>>24816628
He was a good guy and we got on all right. He would probably just laugh at her if she told him to beat me up.
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>>24816657
>house-mates
>friends with chad and big tit stacey

Normshit, it's time to leave.
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>>24802731
typical women, trying switch the topic on them. Sow us your tits bitch
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>>24802731
Here's your (you) and all the people that responded to your shitty bait should be knocked silly to be honest.
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>>24816675
I rented out a student flat after I got kicked out because it was cheap as fuck, and I never said we were friends we just got on all right. I would sometimes pre-drink with them before they went out. If that makes me a normie, then fuck I don't know how pathetic the average robot must be.
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>>24802731
Tits or gtfo os
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>>24812744
try reading teh Bible
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>>24815088
bro, please go visit /fit/
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>Can't get gf
>Will never have a gf
>Definately would never have gf with massive mammaries
>Gave up all hope
>Still want those boobs
>End up deciding to give myself gyno and grow tits
>Might as well enjoy my body before I become a shriveled up bitter man
>And it's not like I'm ever getting a gf anyway
Other then possible infertility and loss of libido, it's going to be worth it.
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>tfw sucked whipped cream off a drunk girls nipple and came in my pants

feels good being alpha
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>>24815995
Imagine the faces, oh lord that would be awful.
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>>24817392
But in this case its fake.
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>>24802057

I had a gf with big tits but they were fat girl tits. Still great to be smothered by though.
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So how hard is it to get a big titted girlfriend if you look 5/10? I know with big tit bitches, they know they are sought after and most likely only go for high-test males.
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>>24817453
Those aren't fake anon.
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I only got laid 2 times and both of em had big tits, man I thought titty fucking was like a handjob type thing you do it once just to say you had it... Holy shit I was wrong, titty fucking feels legit as fuck!
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>>24817453
Apparently she's just been getting fatter and lipoing her gut to pull it off, but looking at her recently makes it appear that's not the case anymore
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>>24817623
she has a unnatural growing breast anon. Just compare her first photo shots with her current ones.
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>>24817483
You could quite easily get a slightly chubby 2-3/10 gf with big tits, but the problem is big tits on ugly people are not sexy. Most of you in this thread could get a set of massive tits to fuck, they'd just be attached to an ugly and probably mentall ill girl.

I had sex with a pretty fucking ugly chick who had huge tits, they were honestly the greatest things ever, but seeing her face made me feel sick, I honestly had to close my eyes while being with her.
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My wife has huge natural tits. It wears off after awhile. They make nothing for big tits, as much as porn wants you to believe its not true.

All the sexy good lingerie is too small. All the sexy clothes are too small. All the good sexy fkin shit is too small. They are painful and restict the types of positions we can do because they just plain get in the way.

Anything that would cause them to flop around is painful because they are big and real. I assume fake ones wouldn't be as painful, but those videos you see of things flopping around and you go wow thats cool, it's really not because in real life they slow down when it hurts, they twitch and move differently. It's not fun to see them grimace when trying to get you off. So after awhile you change position and you miss out on the crazy sex positions you can have with smaller boobs.

I don't prefer small boobs, average normal sized boobs are best. Give you a full range of fun and sexy attire/dress up time.
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page 10 nooooo
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>>24817676
Yeah so? She either has virginal breast hypertrophy or she's taking herbs like pueraria murrifica. Either way they're real.
>b-but anything over a c cup isn't possible!
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Ex gf looked like her and had even larger breasts. Her chest and beauty made me fall in love so bad.

Now, when you're used to perfection, no chestlet will have my attention ever again.
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>>24817676

shes fatter now

she has double chin
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>>24819360
>pueraria murrifica
does that stuff even work?
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>>24819482
She's still not fat, not untul her stomach becomes a fold and really starts to protrude. Plus I don't think she's wearing a lot of makeup. Wouldstillbang/10.
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ive always wondered, can grills orgasm by nipple stimulation alone? the thought of a girl rubbing one out on her tits w/o touchng her clit is really fucking hot
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>>24819502
Yes it does. The problem is that people react to it differently and the strength varies, so people need to take an exact amount which can be hard to figure out. Any other amount and they won't really get any results. Plus people make the stupid assumption that they can pop it and magically start to grow boobs, when they should be starting out at small dosages and building up to when you start to notice changes. And it can take up to a year to actually grow breast tissue.
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>>24812744
>it's this nigga again
I cry every fucking time
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I had a gf with F-cups. I was only 15 though, so I had no idea what I was doing. I got to feel them bare once. I didn't get to see them since they were under the bra and t-shirt but it was still incredible. Fucking shame the most I ever got off that girl (and any girl) was a handjob. If I had those tits in front of me today, I would lick and suck them like there was no tomorrow. I still fap over the memory sometimes. Goddamn, that was such a wasted opportunity. If only I'd been more mature and knew what I was doing, I could've gotten to fuck those titties. Fucking hate my 15 year old self.
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the appeal probably wears off pretty quickly, and then it just becomes a burden for your partner

that being said, i dated someone with 36H and she couldn't even sleep on her back and was developing scoliosis

they looked amazing in just about everything she could wear, but she couldn't wear most things

its not really healthy for them to be so big, as nice as they are at first it wears off and you just sort of pity them after awhile
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>>24815948

god damn that is fucking hot
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>>24819360
>pueraria murrifica
The only sauce I could find for this is a blog.

>http://hoaxes.org/weblog/comments/f_cup_cookies
Nice science you got there.
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>>24819804
If you want the science behind it go lurk on the breastnexus faggot. Way to ignore results that me and countless others have got.
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>>24820503
>breastnexus
>Natural Breast Enhancement Forums
looks like bogus to me.
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>>24820726
Right so you're just going to ignore pictures like >>24820503.
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>>24820773
Of course, a big breasted girl is not prove for natural breast enlargement outside of puberty.

I would like to believe, but no paper = no believe.
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>>24820824
>a big breasted girl
That's a guy not a girl. In fact he's not even on HRT (well, wasn't at that time the photo was taken) and was using the pm for both feminization and breast growth.
>but no paper = no believe
Like I said go to breastnexus and lurk there, especially pay attention to all the posts made by Lotus. He's the main person that will use "papers" and explain the science behind everything. Also you can go lurk on /d/ and go to a breast expansion thread and ask for proof of pm working. Usually it works and people respond, other times some of them will get mad at you. But you just might be able to get ahold of a few guys who've also used pm and got boob growth/feminization.
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Someday I want to get breast implants just to see what it's like. Maybe for a year or so. Only problem is I want HUGE tits, so I'm worried about the skin stretching.
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>>24821007
How does pic related happen?
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>>24821261
Those look like different girls, but if they are the same, then she have a medical condition like gigantomastia or virginal breast hypertrophy.
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>>24821318
gravid breast hypertrophy
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>>24802057
Its great to suck her tits and nipples
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>>24802731
pls smother me with ur milk guns bb
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>>24802731

>Hur let me explain why being a woman sucks tee hee and passive aggressively bash you for liking something I'm assuming you wouldn't enjoy having because I don't.

I hate when stupid cunts do this, they all deserve the Punky Bruster treatment with no reduction surgery as an option.
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>>24815434
>milena will never take the bratwurst
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>>24817623
if they were fake her surgeon would lose his license for making them so uneven and the nipple being fucked
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>>24803853
Why? Is this normal for you?
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>>24823614
Milena was a chemical engineer before doing softcore. This fact still amuses me, make more money showing your massive tits off than managing a chemical plant.
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>>24802731
>underboob sweat
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>>24803853
Same here to be honest family
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>>24803713
Whatever Martha Stewart
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>>24802057
Last gf had big tits. Left her for one with small tits whom I'm dating now. I honestly couldn't care less about tit size. It's about how they look on the individual woman to me.
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>>24822848
>Punky Bruster treatment with no reduction surgery as an option
I know who she is but have no idea what you're referring to.
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>>24825234
chestlet detected ITT
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>>24802731
>Laying on your stomach, using your tits as a comfy pillow like anime girls? Forget about it. More like sharp stabbing pains as you squish that sensitive tissue flat from all your body weight.
You must be fat. I have larger breasts and it doesn't hurt to lay on my stomach.
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>>24825299
We'll need proof of this statement ma'am.
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Cool but the the nipples are savage
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>>24825241

The actress who played Punky Brewster, Soleiel Fyre, had a significant case of Gigantomastia.

Her breasts reached an insane Leanne Crow size by the time she was 16 even though she was skinny so they reduced them.

There is actually a Robot Chicken joke making fun of it
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>>24825344
>ma'am
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>>24815794
>how many men do you think there are out there with 12 inch cocks

millions if the internet is to be believed
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>>24819545
I'm sure some of them can, there's a lot out there

I wish my belly gf got more pleasure from me playing with her fat titties, but she says she has barely any feeling in them. so it goes
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>>24815794
>How many men do you think there are out there with 12 inch cocks?
None, that's a foot
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>>24825293
Not a chestlet. I'll post a timestamped pic to prove if you're really not convinced. How many chestlets even browse this board?
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>>24827071
go on..

roboto bloxo
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>>24802057
Every girl I've dated and my wife have huge tits. They're great, would recommend getting a girl with big tits.
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>>24827603

How do you do that? The idea is that big tits are obviously sought after, so wouldn't that mean they'd be harder to get with or have an inflated standard knowing they can get better men?
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>>24827686
None of the girls ive been with are drop dead gorgeous. I made the move at the right time i guess. Helped that i was friends with them for a while before we dated.
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My girlfriend had literally monstrous size tits. Bigger than the webm. I used to suck her nipples and I persuaded her to let me call her mommy and pretend I was breastfeeding. It was really comforting and warm and nice. I miss her. No girl had ever been the same since. I'm not really attracted to anything less than 36C now.
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>>24824795
desu she might have fucked her teachers to get a degree. also
>czech universities
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>>24828083

Didn't she live in germany for most of her life though?
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I harbour a fantasy of a having a huge titted mommy gf who lets me drink from her tits and in return I do whatever things would lighten her load (holding them up for her like a human bra? Massaging a painful back? I don't actually know what you do for that kind of thing)
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>>24802057
I had a big titty gf once. They are fun for a while I guess.
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>>24829413

>fun for a while I guess

you don't sound thrilled.
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Every girl I've dated has had large breasts.
DDs, E, Fs,
Tfw trying to get a H+
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>>24802057
Honestly not great. My ex was a 4'3" 32DD, which I guess isn't "huge" but was pretty big, and they were way more trouble than they were worth. Huge-ass areolas that looked terrible, they were pretty saggy, and she couldn't fit into any of the clothes she wanted to wear without looking like a total slut.

It's weird, I want a petite DFC GF and always have, but every girl I've been with has been at least a D and the non-fat kind of curvy.
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>>24802057

Gf is a 30F and i love tits. That said at first its great and you get on them all the time - but like all things you just get used to it. I still enjoy them but don't worry too much.
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>tfw had a gf with big breasts.
>Never tried titfucking.
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Everyone in this thread saying "My ex had tits kind of like you pic".

Literally every time they are asked to follow up its some fucking brutal landwhale who actually has small tits considering their landmass. 4chan is full of such betas. 42C does not count as good tits guys.
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>>24831289

You'd probably have to climb on top of her stomach folds first.
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>>24831316

You're probably exaggerating as much as the are.
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>>24831316
My ex was actually really hot. Skinny, 32DD, and super pretty, she's a cosplayer who currently has around 350k FB fans, etc.

Unfortunately, and not surprisingly for a cosplayer, she was also a psycho bitch, which is why I finally broke up with her after 4.5 horrible years. (And then found out she was cheating on me anyway.)

I'd post her, but I know some asshole anons will go harass her, and then she'll go after me again and I can't handle another social media smear campaign, the last one, which she did right after our breakup, is still fucking with my life almost 3 years later.
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I found it far superior to when I had a gf with a big ass. But honestly with these things it's mostly personal preference.
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Why the fuck do so many people here have/had gfs?
Get the fuck out
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>>24831393

> I would post her but then id have to go find some girl online who couldnt be instantly disproved.

Cool anon
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>>24831393
How do I acquire a crazy cosplayer weeb girl?

I'm not saying I'm a Chad, but I can handle crazy girls. You just can't indulge in their bullshit, and just treat her like shit most of the time. If you treat her like you would a normal gf, she'd fuck your life up. Don't do that. Treat her like a perpetual child.

The last girl I fucked who was crazy was amazing in bed. She didn't have big tits, but she was only 4'10", 95 lbs. I lucked into her because she was the friend of a female friend. (Female friends are not 100% useless).
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>>24831485
You can gtfo aswell
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>>24831485
I used to cosplay as well, and met her a a convention gathering because we were cosplaying from the same series.

Crazy is one thing, but she was just a huge controlling demanding bitch, and worst of all, barely put out. I was lucky to get it once every two months after the first year.

Mine was around 5'5" 120, so decently skinny with big tits, but not really my type DESU. I mostly was into her face, she was 30 when we broke up and people still mistook her for 16. I'd much rather have a small tits 4'10" girl like you describe.
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>>24802731

its pretty cool tho how [insert shi9t cock and balls adjectives]
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Is it true that flat chests are more sensitive?
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Like having a regular gf with big boobs so how the fuck would I know?
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Chestlets can not compete.
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>>24802057

I had one around 10 years ago. So great I still fap to her and come in minutes. Like porn/hookers with same bodytype she had
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>>24811492
The stank from your ass crack. Run a finger along it and smell it.
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>>24831439
Everyone is just fucking with you when they say they've never had a gf. You're the only person here who's never had one. Sorry bro but i thought you should know.
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>>24827603
Youre either lying or you look like liam hemsworth
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>>24833879
No not really. Most people do like to tell Brad Pitt that he looks like me though.
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>>24808879
>who the boss was
she was obviously the boss. women are the bosses of sex and dating.
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