Daily reminder that you are showing the world how autistic you are by wearing running shoes in public, especially New Balance.
>New Balance
>Dad jeans
>Cargo shorts
Autism kills
>>24801432
Good tip, OP. Here are some other flags for an unfuckable, social outcast:
>anime wallpaper on desktop/laptop
>cargo shorts, esp. if camo
>white socks worn outside of exercise
>uses ebin memes as a large part of his 'humor'
>complains his sarcasm or humor is "too advanced for everyone"
>has something other than his face as his profile picture on normiebook
>poor eye contact
>hunched; poor posture
>>24801432
>I'm autistic because I don't want to wear nigger shoes
>>24801432
I literally owned these exact shoes until I got robbed a few weeks ago.
>have size 15/16 feet
>forced to wear those and sandals
Anons, it could happen to you.
Are my shoes autistic
>>24801432
Whew. My New Balance are walking shoes.
>>24801432
step up your game senpai
>>24801611
borderline, just really shitty desu senpai
>>24801611
>taking a picture of a sleeping man
FAGGOT
>>24801644
These are full blown tard status.
I wear these. Are they autistic?
He says, as he posts from his shit-encrusted computer chair, while his parents are in their room, once again lamenting the outcome of their child, and wondering where they went wrong. I practically see your grubby fingers and generous abdomen, as you type out another useless post. I wonder what your thought process is like.
>W-whew *wipes brow* this'll sho- *heaves and inhales* this'll show these fucking nerds. even though I'm a kissless virgin, and I've done nothing with my li- *inhales and exhales loudly* life, at least I don't wear autism shoes, heh
>Anon's Mother: HONEY! It's time to shop for groceries, come with me, or I'll take away your internet access!
>arrives at the supermarket
>as he picks out his favorite Top Ramen flavors, he notices a group of successful, and happy college students, some with girlfriends at their side
>they're all working on cutting-edge research and internships, lining them up with comfy jobs after graduation
>They're wearing New Balance
>they notice him and start smirking at the pathetic sight
>OP turns around to avoid contact, tripping on his untied Converse (black) shoelace, dropping the 12 packets of ramen
>the group walks by and they comment on how juvenile his shoes are
>after being humiliated, he comes back home to furiously shitpost on /r9k/ to reclaim what little dignity he had
>berates people for wearing normal shoes
why are you even alive
>>24801644
my mom used to threaten that she would get me Velcro shoes because she said it took too long for me to tie my shoes.
>>24801778
Entry level /fa/ but nice. You look fine.
>>24801778
Yes, hipster-shit
>>24801462
>>24801588
Holy fuck, ive been wearing dad jeans all my life without realizing it. So what exactly makes jeans dad jeans anyway?
>>24801513
yes, air jordans and new balances are the world only footwear
>>24801853
Being light colored.
Don't wear light colored jeans.
>>24801432
>by wearing running shoes in public
but i need my running shoes to run, senpai
What are you, a fucking manlet?
I wear running shoes because they normally have extra-wide versions. Something you'll never have to worry about, little man.
>>24801783
100% pure unadulterated autism
>>24801778
SPROCKETS
No one actually does this after elementary school, right?
>>24801861
Nignog status
>>24801783
>going through all this effort
Keep going, autism shoes.
>>24801902
Da fuq? Again, pure autism.
jeans and running shoes is by far the worst look in the world, and no girl will ever go on a date with you if you dress like that. hth
>>24801783
Autistic as fuck, good lord
>>24801987
>dad jeans
>running shoes
>dimmu borgir college shirt
>long black leather jacket
>greasy hair
kek there were actually guys like that in my high school, still laugh just thinking about them
are you all too autistic to realize that those are just NB "walking" shoes and that classics like the 574s or runner are pretty fresh
>>24801853
Usually I'll fitting, cheap boot cut blue jeans. Essentially and wranglers.
>>24801853
Shitty light wash/color
Unflattering loose/relaxed cut
Inseam that's too short
High waist/rise
>>24801875
Light color jeans can easily pulled off and look great, but most people who do tend to wear them do a shit job at it or don't care about dressing well at all.
A * U * T * I * S * M
OC
>>24801611
No, the Stan Smiths are trendy right now.
>>24802071
very true, light wash is actually pretty nice this season, but you have to do it well and make sure it's not some shit like classic fit
/fa/ and robot event to fight autism
>>24802082
Like what fuck super comfy n practical it's get shit done mode
>>24801861
Jordan 4s are so nice. But you couldn't pick a worse colorway tbqh
are skate shoes autistic?
>>24802082
lol I think you might have autism
>>24801861
Fresh as fuck. Though the fear 4's are my favorite.
>>24802160
they look fine wit hthe right pants
>>24802136
there are better ways to accomplish this without looking like you got extra help in elementary school. comfier clothes are actually becoming a lot more in style these days
/AutistFits/
I love new balances. But I'm a trendy norm core qt so I can get away with it
>>24801432
>tfw you wear running shoes all the time because you're literally and also metaphorically running away from your responsibilities and anxiety of adulthood
>>24802160
not all, but these certainly are. vans are okay.
>>24802136
o senpai, seek help
Are Jordan 5s autistic?
>>24802082
Should have white socks up to the shorts.mfw i used to do that when i was like 15
>>24802176
White trash drug addict detected. DC is only worn by redneck druggies or teenage redneck druggies
I had these shoes LONG before Walter White was wearing them.
DONT GOT SHIT ON MY WALLABEES
>>24802160
They're all right if you're a 16 year old girl with purple hair, or if you're actually on a skateboard.
Otherwise they're just a warning sign that says "I have given up"
>tfw wear boots
>socially acceptable since they're not edgy black boots and I live in the deep south
>>24802160
If you're over 18 and not a pro skater, they're straight short bus status senpai.
>>24802219
>swearing shoes indoors
>on your bed
>>24802219
jordans are nignog or wannabe nignog.
yes, in all cases.
>>24802220
>highschool
>cargo shorts
>Walmart large graphic t shirt
>new balance running shoes
>non ankle white socks
>didn't even acknowledge any hairstyle or bothered to keep it cut/styled, was always bed-hair tier
Just typing this makes me cringe of how unaware of my appearance I was
>>24801432
So wanting to be comfortable=autism?
Fuck off normie.
>>24801783
funniest thing I've read in the last week anon, good job
Cargo shorts are a plague upon our nation.
>>24802330
Meta autism
>>24802160
Those puffy, early 00's DC/Globe/Osiris/etnies style ones are trashy as fuck.
Classic-style Van's, and the skate varieties that Adidas and Nike have to offer are more up my alley.
>>24802451
If you're wearing anything that isn't a dress shoe, you're a degenerate manchild
are my runners autismo?
I only wear them when i go for runs late at night, so no one see's them.
>>24802477
somebody just got his first big boy job
>>24802477
I bet you're the type of fellow who thinks any leather shoe qualifies as a dress shoe.
Either way, I'm confident you're a sperg.
>>24802477
Normie scum.
Not an original comment
Why is it that this board always claims so much of the clothes I wear are Autistic?
Cargo shorts/pants, t shirts with graphics, light colored jeans, comfortable/practical footwear, the list goes on.
>>24802522
If you have to ask whether it's acceptable to wear running shoes when running, yeah, you probably have autism.
Friends don't let friends dress like full blown autists.
>>24802640
Oh God, this was me like 4 years ago. Triggered
>>24802623
So are my shoes autistic or not??
have two pairs of these in black/gray and dark green/dark gray which costed me $90 each
I'd say i'm far from autistic desu senpaispic btw
>>24801503
>uses ebin memes as a large part of his 'humor'
>complains his sarcasm or humor is "too advanced for everyone"
I am an autist and this triggers me.
As a society, before we stop mass shootings, we have to stop New Balances and cargo pants.
This is what an Autist looks like.
So is there a difference between running and tennis shoes? I wear them anyways because comfortability.
Also, what about basketballs shorts? Once again comfortable so I'm not changing, just wondering what all the autistics think is autist.
If you see something, say something.
>>24801462
>>24801588
>>24801853
>>24801875
>>24802071
stupid faggots, dad jeans are actually "in" right now
I wear these but with white laces, I'm half black
>>24801503
>white socks worn outside of exercise
What else should I wear, then? Black socks? Those bullshit patterned/printed ones? They're so thin I'd wear through them in a week
>>24803045
>"in"
lol, good goy
>>24803061
>Black socks?
Yeah, I also have some greyish socks.
They don't stand out, which is something I like.
Or you can opt to make them stand out (in a fun way) by having them be colorful and patterned
>>24801778
Not really common Imo, but it's fine.
What shoes aren't autistic? I know the joke is to make fun of anything anyone posts, but I'd like to know what shoes robots think are "cool"
>>24803099
Jews don't control fashion
>>24803155
bwahahahahahahah
>>24803153
>What shoes aren't autistic? I know the joke is to make fun of anything anyone posts, but I'd like to know what shoes robots think are "cool"
raw uncut autism
>>24803215
way to answer my question
>>24803153
Normal shoes. This isn't fucking rocket science.
>>24802136
there's no shit that you get done stop lying
>>24803226
like what nigger? Nike? Vans? Chuck Taylors?
>>24802964
>So is there a difference between running and tennis shoes?
Yes
Each have their fair share of shit as well as quality choices
As far as basketball shorts go, try not where them outside of exercising/athletic activity. If you're wearing them as a casual/everyday item of clothing will more often than not look flat-out lazy.
>>24803252
Having to ask is the definition of autistic you slow fuck.
>>24803252
yes. vans and chucks are always good choices
>>24803288
>vans and chucks
there are tons of disgustingly ugly chuck and vans senpai
>all these people making fun of jeans
what other pants even are there? am i supposed to wear dress pants all the time?
>>24803310
>what other pants even are there? am i supposed to wear dress pants all the time?
Pure autism in it's natural state. A beautiful specimen. Never change.
>>24803183
Look bro, I'm agreeing with you that Jews control a lot of shit, but they don't control fashion.
Dad pants / dadcore / dad aesthetic just kinda came about the past year or two. Why would Jews push buying second-hand clothes?
>>24803153
http://taylorlapeyre.com/basicwardrobe.info/
Scroll down to shoes.
I think a lot of posters in this thread could make use of this link.
>>24803337
how about you FUCK OFF m8
>>24803347
>Budget
>$200
lol okay
>>24803309
The ugly chucks are basically any that aren't just a solid color. They make plenty of autistic vans as well
>>24803344
what you think is "in" originated in a jew boardroom on Seventh Ave 10 quarters ago.
>>24803347
>budget
>82$
>88$
I'm too broke for this
>>24803347
>$82 is a budget pair of jeans
Am I the only one who thinks that is completely insane?
>>24803393
>>24803436
How much did your own pair of shoes cost you?
How many pairs do you own now?
>these with chinos
Autism or nah?
>>24803519
two pairs but one squeaks so bad they're unwearable, both were like $60
>>24803484
expense is an inherently relative concept senpai
>>24803572
african_children.jpg
>>24803429
Maybe for normies, but in alternative music/fashion/whatever, the shit happens as a war of contrarianism.
Basically, if the Jews determine that something will be fashionable, the alt scene will do the exact opposite.
who /salmontoe/ here?
>>24802640
>tfw went from skinny jeans to autist jeans
Too comfy to even care.
>>24803732
>tfw too fat for skinny jeans
>>24802190
/effay/ bro
>>24803758
Honestly anon, looking back, skinny jeans are so uncomfy and faggy. Get joggers or straight leg cut jeans. Feeling comfy is so much more rewarding than looking good to others for social approval.
>>24803829
>joggers
You sure? these look kinda... well, autistic
>>24801432
Hey, fuck you. NB are comfy and wide enough for my feet. The black ones don't look that bad.
These are the shoes I always use, are they /autism /??
Let me know if you need a closer look.
>>24801546
Lol someone jacked your retard shoes?
>>24802184
>implying that getting extra help in school is a bad thing
>>24801611
Is your dormmate a sand nigger?
How about someone post some non-"autistic" shoes? Every shoe that gets posted people call autistic
>>24803556
not autism. solid choice breh
>>24803929
it absolutely is, are you kidding
>>24802640
>>24802893
>he doesn't dress in loosewave
Plebbest of them all
>>24803061
Back when I wore sneakers, before I switched to always wearing boots, I wore black socks. They are the same construction d quality as white socks, it's just that they look better, especially with black shoes.
Are these autistic? These are my shoes.
>>24803730
these ronnie fiegs?
>>24803911
They're like Merells (sp?) or some shit, so yeah. Honestly, if you're a programmer bona fide nerd rocking shoes like this, who gives a fuck. But if you're cruising for dates, strongly reconsider.
sup r9k, here be my /fa/ getup
>>24804043
>>24804072
double b8You look qt in those tighty whities?
>>24804047
yes!l
If you have to ask whether you dress like an autist, you dress like an autist.
>>24804070
No it's "scar" they're gore-tex so it's alright if I wear them, I don't do programming, I do math and science.
>>24803953
I got extra help, including special classes, occupational therapy, speech therapy, group therapy, social skills classes, various accommodations outlined by my IEP, and other extra help.
Receiving extra help if you need it is a good thing. Without it I would not have done well and may well have not even graduated High School. But with that extra help I turned out fine.
>>24803556
ive bought this design 4 times in a row now. once for each year. there is nothing autistic about this shoe. it is the epitome of baller
>>24804092
no, they're really saggy on me, i have hank hill ass
>>24804177
saying shit like that only works if you're cool. You're not cool. the whole thing with /r9k/ is that you're socially awkward and desperately want to be cool
>>24804205
thank you for reminding me of Hank Hill's ass
>>24801783
holy shit I'm dying
>>24804179
Hell yeah, honestly, you are fucking destroying the game if you do math and science. Most fashionable young adults are future failures and starving artists. You'll go far
You're smart enough to where if you want a wife some day, you'll dress the part
>>24804330
Yes I know how to dress I just don't care enough, yet. I plan on doing so in the near future.
>>24803939
New Balance 574 are a good example of a good normal shoe.
Again this fucking thread
>>24804448
the rubber threads and logo just scream retardation. same way the nike swoosh screams african american and the chuck taylor star screams tumblr
>>24804508
holy fuck why do you put so much weight on meaningless shit literally no one gives a fuck or even thinks of ehen they look at shoes
they're just shoes anon, calm down, seriously
>>24804583
original content Beefheart t
>>24804508
I wore those for years and no one ever said they looked bad. Also, they were comfortable and I only switched to something else when I couldn't find new ones except in some weird new color pattern and mine were falling apart.
Then I wore New Balance 990s
>>24804043
The style isn't autistic, but the "N" might possibly be. NB have made so many autistic shoes for so many years that I wonder if some people might associate the "N" with autism.
It's like driving a nice car down the street with an autistic child sitting in the back seat thumping on the windows demanding you buy them the latest pokemon game. People think you have a nice car until they are distracted by the kid in the back seat.
>>24804605
i've been on this site long enough to read into the subtleties of genuine autism and bait. i can tell that anon truly believes in his bullshit
>>24804646
It's not bull shit, that Anon is right. No one outside of this board and /fa/ thinks about shit like that.
>>24801778
get these instead bro. comfy, work-appropriate (like urs) AND they're tennis shoes so people will know that you're cool and athletic.
no need to thank me. you're welcome, though. :)
>>24804677
...yes anon, that was me, ii'm talking about >>24804508
Is it still autistic if I actually run frequently? I wear my worn out running shoes in public (i.e. when I'm not running) because it seems like a waste of money to buy another pair of shoes.
>>24804693
Those look cool, which number are they?
>>24804628
>I wore those for years and no one ever said they looked bad.
Telling someone that their clothes look like shit is actually a trait of autism and normal people don't do it.
>>24801611
Fell for the meme.
>>24803911
yes they are autism, you're not a climber
>>24803038
this is literally exactly how my padre dresses.
>'no'
>>24804784
I used to do that all the time. One time a homeless man was trying to get me to give him money by shoing me a hole in his shoe. I then showed him that I had holes in my shoes including one in the bottom of the heal were the rubber bottom part had partly separated from the top part. Now I just wear boots and run in those too.
>>24804806
>taking the bait.
anon pls. just go with standard chucks or vans and you cant go wrong
>>24803285
>If you're wearing them as a casual/everyday item of clothing will more often than not look flat-out lazy.
But what if it is obvious I work out due to appearance and actually do stuff, I just like wearing them because they are super comfortable?
>>24804933
but chuck taylors don't look comfortable. Are vans also thin cloth shoes like chuck taylors? Also, I like to wear shoes that I can run in at any time, like if I need to run after a bus or to a bus stop quickly.
>>24804628
>New Balance 990s
Oh... o-oh no...
D-did you get them in that color too? Black... on black? Please please say no. Christ.
>>24804998
they are comfy though. and you can run in both. they're basketball shoes ffs. and vans are skate so you can run
>>24805010
black on black on black with a ski mask
>>24804912
>Now I just wear boots and run in those too
You could injure yourself without proper support, though. I buy a fresh pair every 250-300 miles then use the pair I replaced as the shoes I walk around in.
i dont care what you guys think of me
>>24801432
>implying this distinguished gentleman could ever be autistic
>>24805104
good content
original content
why is r9k like this
>>24802098
/fa/ggot GTFO
You are the worst board on 4chan
>>24804998
>I like to wear shoes that I can run in at any time
kep. do you wear a lot of elastic clothes so you can maintain full range of motion while chasing down short buses, ice cream trucks, bus stops, etc.? Have you cut off all the sleeves of your graphic tees to allow for swift jiu-jitsu arm movements and proper kendo form? Do you carry a sword around with you or just a sword-cane? (the concealed sword-cane is less conspicuous & allows you to give your foes a nasty surprise when the confrontation with street bandits that you've been fantasizing about for years finally happens). What kind of crystal or medallion do you wear around your neck?
Pls senpai
>>24805010
yes, black shoes are cool. They didn't have them in stock in that color though so they had to order them for me. I had wanted to get 574s but they didn't have those except in some new weird color scheme. I had been wearing the all black ones which were suede. Suede is spelled strangely, and the spell check wasn't very helpful when I typed "swade" which is what it sounds like it should be spelled.
>>24801432
Fortunately I enlisted so I don't worry about this shit anymore.
>>24802082
niggas dont know about muh agency
>>24805232
No. Back when I wore sneakers I wore jeans. I can run perfectly fine in jeans. Now I wear tactical boots and tactical pants. Plus, I never wear sleeveless shirts. Also, I'm in collage now so I don't ride school busses, just public transit busses. Besides, when I was in school I didn't have to worry about chasing down my school bus because it would pick my up and drop me of right outside my house and if I didn't come outside right away when it arrived they would weight and honk. If I was sick or something one of my parents would usually call the bus driver or bus attendant before they got to my house so they wouldn't have to go out of their way for me.
>>24805357
>tactical pants
I've seen this pasta before
I wear flat zero-drop shoes for medical reasons, and found this to be the only shoe that meets the requirements that isn't a running shoe. Cause I don't run at all, but I do go for long walks. Sometimes I wear Converse or Sanuk, but usually these because its a "barefoot shoe" but normal and inconspicuous looking.
What about these shoes?
>>24805377
What, they are practical, comfortable, and look professional.
>>24805433
kinda lame if you're out of high school, straight up embarrassing if you're over 20
>>24805433
>>24805474
Disregard this faggot. Chucks can go with just about anything and not look autistic
>>24801432
I just bought running shoes for hiking.
Does this make me autistic?
>>24805509
no, it just means you are an idiot. If you want proper footwear for hiking buy a pair of hiking boots
>>24805422
shit, i was just thinking about those. i wanna get some. that photo makes it look like a cheap walmart shoe. whats the sole made out of? foam or that hard rubber?
>>24805504
>Chucks can go with just about anything and not look autistic
They look try-hard though, you'll be advertising your lack of confidence with Chucks.
Also they are not good shoes.
>>24805509
>>24805536
Disregard this faggot. Trainers give you better footing and ergonomics, dry out quickly if you get them wet and muddy. You're more likely to fall or twist your ankle wearing stiff ass boots, your foot is less mobile and you can't feel the ground beneath you.
>>24805504
just about anything?
>>24805567
>Also they are not good shoes.
true. if you live in a big city and walk on asphalt all day they're fine but if you're anywhere near dirt don't do it
>>24805433
>>24805474
>>24805567
Take note, a 20 year old should not dress like an 8th grader.
>>24805596
>trainers
Are you South African? Wear can I get a lekker pair of trainers Chappie?
>>24805544
Hard rubber, with a thin removable insole. The rubber isn't as durable as vibram rubber, but they'll last a year for normal use, last me 5 months walking like crazy.
>>24805567
>try hard
Dude, its literally the most common shoe in America you get at any department store, everyone wears them, and no one gives a fuck. Reason I like them is because its the only thick sole shoe thats almost completely flat from heel to toe, and actually comfortable to walk in.
>>24805599
well they're certainly not gonna stop you from looking autistic if you look autistic anyways
>>24805608
Take note, no one really pays attention to these things, princess.
>>24805624
Any sporting goods store. Before my foot injury and transition to Lems, I would do lots of hiking in ordinary Asics GEL trainers, was super comfy.
>>24805596
This was my thinking. Also, the price of hiking specific boots is fucking ridiculously expensive.
>>24805433
solid choice. just dont wear dad jeans and youre set.
>>24805474
runner shoes detected
These are mine, had em for a year though and am looking to get a new pair
I really like how easily the gray goes with whatever I wear, can anyone drop a few shoe styles similar to this?
>>24805790
these are my shoes. not bad?
mfw i wear these
mfw they're so comfortable
mfw have autism cuz of footwear choice
>>24802640
the only thing wrong there are the shoes.
>>24803038
The photographer in the blue polo also has a cool outfit
>>24804470
it's a thread full of autists calling others autists based on their shoe choice.
are these ok?
>>24805899
I've never tried 511's boots I wear Bates. They are quite comfortable and look good. plus the zipper on the side means that I don't have to tie and untie them to get them on or off.
>>24806001
no
original comment original content fuck me daddy
>>24805706
Dude, ok princess.
>>24806020
Wow, we're literally in the exact opposite positions. Never tried Bates but wanted to see what they're like. Wasn't sure I wanted to take the risk because I have two other pairs of boots. 1 from Ridge and Original SWAT and both are horribly uncomfortable. Just thought i'd go with 5.11 to be safe, granted their name is cringy. But I might just get some Bates after all.
>>24806020
so fuckin shinny
thongs are pretty much a signal that you don't care, so if you aren't attractive than they're autistic
>>24806001
Are those formal slippers? For what purpose? Is that for when wake up and have breakfast in the middle of a board meeting while wearing your formal bathrobe and pajama suit?
>>24806069
those are some ugly ass toes
also I'm amerifag so pic related is what I picture when someone says thong
>>24805824
do you work at mcdonalds? if yes then those are great
>>24806001
god no
>>24806069
na
>>24806069
nah theyre a sign that youre disgusting. there's no excuse to ever wear sandals unless youre at the beach.
>>24806178
I actually did buy them to work in "foods" at a local (horrible) amusement park
>>24806069
When I was in HS there was a kid on my bus who would always wear flip-flops when the weather was nice. his feet were so repulsive that they literally made me sick to my stomach.
>>24806217
I had a minor surgery on my foot once when I was in high school and couldn't ware shoes for a few days or so.
>>24806220
my point exactly. those are for food jobs not wearing around
>>24806254
>ware
>>24806258
Why? what's wrong with wearing those for every day?
>>24806281
i literally just told you
>>24802477
most exquisite shoe taste, m'lady :^)
>>24802219
3/10 shoes
10/10 game
>>24806001
Holy fuck these look like shoes you would see in a poorly funded anime
>>24805824
extremely bad.
I wear these black/limegreen heelys every day. Bitches come running after me when they see me glide by.
>>24805824
These and those velcros posted earlier are by far the most aspie shoes itt. Its all about context, people. You can wear NB if they are in good shape and gel well with the outfit. Same w/ chucks; ive seen grown alpha as fuck males rock them but they are succesful or talented and the rest of their get-up signals a certain having-their-shit-togetherness.
What do you think about these?
>>24806822
Post pics from side, these look acceptable if you're going dad-core
>>24806627
I always wanted wheelie shoes when I was a kid, but my mom thought I would fall all the time if I wore something like that.
If you don't drift on the touge, get the fuck out.
>>24801783
>Top Ramen
Maruchan is the best brand.