>"oh, uhhhh.. hey anon... Is your roommate, Chad here, I had a surprise of the sexual variety to give him"
How much of a kuck do you have to be to even think about these situations?
>>24801174
>Of the sexual variety
No one talks like this you autismal fuck
I, uh, I mean no, he just stepped out, but uh, but you can come in and wait if you want, I'm just doing some writing uh did I tell you I'm an author? You can leave this part out right?
>>24801174
No but, maybe I can take the message for him.
>>24801218
happened to me freshman year
would have to pretend to sleep while Chad fucked whatever random sorority sloot he drag into the dorm that night
One night he fucked a girl I had been orbiting for literally a year and I just had to pretend to sleep while she blew him like 6 feet from me
Jokes on them though, I dropped out of college and masturbate and read Sartre 12 hours a day now
>>24801250
yes they do you uneducated hillbilly
Stop fucking your fat sister, and leave your trailer park once in a while and you will see this
>>24801284
>Jokes on them though
But is it really?
>>24801311
I'll keep fucking my fiancee and keep going to uni. Won't change the fact that no one speaks like that
>>24801451
>fiancee
>going to university
Hello normie
>>24801533
>implying either of those claims are true at all
