If I call at 8AM tomorrow morning and find out that I'm fucked, I don't think I could take it.
Posting in a CNN thread
FIRST FOR FLAT CHESTED GIRLS
TITTYCOWS BTFO!
>>24800524
Let us know how it goes, anon. Good luck.
Screencapped for potential epic thread
What's the call about, OP?
>>24800524
Make us proud man, I believe in you - Make those Normies pay!
Take a deep breath anon, there's nothing worth quitting over
try out gardening, sculpting, drawing, singing, playing, anything else, maybe you'll find something else you enjoy
>>24801008
Seeing if I get another chance due to complete bullshit circumstances. If I get fucked over, on some fuckshit, I don't believe I will make the best decisions... I'm hoping that everything will be fine, but if not, I might just be willing to throw everything away
>>24801170
Tell us the story pls
And also what method you would use to end yourself
>>24801170
Naw bro don't throw things away
simply salvage your situation as best you can; for example I'm sure you can think of things right now that seemed like mistakes or accidents that turned out to be quite fortunate in their own odd ways.
Happy little accidents to make a corny reference
OP, we desperately require more information
>>24801197
I can't give details because I know they're monitoring this thread... I don't want to get anyone hyped up if things work out for me tomorrow, but if they dont, well... you can use your imagination..
What's going on here OP?
>>24801338
Don't do anything bad. Keep calm. Life is worth living.
>>24801439
>life is worth living
Get a load of this normie
>>24801338
you're no better than an attention whore if you try to make headlines for a horrible thing bro, chill out
the spoiler may offend you by the way but it's honestly something you should considerIf you're supposed to be taking medicine for schizo or something like that, you should actually take it as the doctor suggests even if you feel you don't need it. That shit is harsh
Screencap this so that we can remember how OP was before he got shot
>>24801338
Ah, CP stuff, I'm guessing
>>24801439
Best joke of this thread, desu.
As long as you're not on Long Island I truly couldn't give a shit
Also hi FBI look at this mem it's called le anime jihad
>>24801789
This makes me want to isis
>>24801673
If that's the case I wouldn't know what to say to him other than expressing severe disappointment in his actions
>>24801789
I think a good prank if abducted by them would be to somehow convince the John Sand fella to claim they would make anime real in a video sent to some native american tribe he would know nothing about, claiming anime was a peaceful equillibrium or some bullshit along those lines
"WE WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FOR THE OPPRESSED AMERICANS"
>>24801439
Your life, maybe. Don't try to clear your conscience with a blanket statement without even trying to understand the situation.
>>24801869
Don't fuck yourself or others up bro, and if you're fucked by this phonecall thing strive to unfuck yourself.
Everyone is striving to unfuck their current self no matter how small the fuckup is (unless they're fat trailer fucks that drink liter sodas with giant-ass pizzas daily I guess lmao they're just sad) and in the case you mean to imply violence upon strangers or even people you know, they should given time actually unfuck themselves in your eyes or simply their own which could in the least make them slightly if not significantly more tolerable to deal with. Don't deny them or yourself that chance; you wouldn't want to deny the chance to improve yourself or your situation, would you?
I'm dumb af btw grain of salt and whatnot but I'm inclined to think whatever the phonecall is about can't possibly fuck you up for life unless it's a medical issue in which case sincerest condolences but even then you know you can be the one bald fuck at the hospital not wallowing in self pity to inspire others to be strong.
>>24801170
where do you live senpai
orangecement
OP is a troll who's jerking himself off to all this attention he's getting. Also if the FBI is watching this I don't condone domestic terrorism so don't throw me in Guantanamo
>>24801338
You can give details if you're intentionally vague enough. Just don't be stupid enough to list "X place, Y time, Z method".
If they're monitoring the thread and they're worried, they already know who you are and where you live anyway.
>>24801469
>>24801439
Lmao. Fucking faggots.
OP, if you're planning on shooting up a college in the USA, at least give me the first letter of the state. I have an 8am final tomorrow and I ain't about all that dying shit.
>>24802087
>using a fat guy in a trailer as the example of the most hopeless situation
>>24802291
It's child-like as fuck but consider the golden rule buddy
you'd hate if some abu albaddy busted into your house and shot the place up, you'd hate it if you finally made yourself somewhat successful in life only to be shot up at a public event you were simply attending in spare time, you'd hate it at work (probably) and you'd DEFINITELY hate it if you finally got a gf
I don't know why it's so hard to have such an infantile-level empathy but it apparently is, and I certainly don't mean to imply it's infantile, but that's... the simplest level of it I imagine. Kind of fails if you're into extreme S&M though, but S&M folk should probably have a fair idea how to treat their fellow man anyway
>>24802342
My mental image is of those really fat ladies in red tanktops with a giant table-covering nasty looking pizza with liter dews actually, and I meant to imply hella decadent people who simply gave up and are gorging themselves as a slow, slow, slow suicide by cardiac arrest
>>24800524
HEY GUYS
WOOOOOOOH 4CHAN RULES!
im too lazy to walk to the bathroom so I just pissed in a bottle of powerade and mid stream I let out these absolutely REEKING stink bombs. hi fbi
>>24800524
OP works for the vague department of vagueness
>>24801439
wow do you realise how gay you sound?
>>24802664
>some dumb faggot fbi agent was paid to read this
Hi mom!
Desu desu desu
Vagueposting on facebook: the r9k edition.
If you live in America then don't use any guns please, this will lead to more cause for them to be banned. Why can't you people be more creative and use those robot smarts?
