If you had a girlfriend, what kind of romantic gestures would you do for her?
This "man" prepares symmetrical meals for him and his girlfriend everyday.
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/michael-zee-symmetry-breakfast
Perhaps there is hope for autists after all.
>>24799558
Symmetrical my fucking dick.
Look at the position of the eggs, the shit around it, and the height of the plate.
what are you getting for your girlfriend on Christmas?
Beta as fuck. Nothing wrong with doing a bit of man cooking now and again, but this is "I use my throat for your best friend to wear as a condom" tier
>>24799558
>symmetrical
>what is the plate floral pattern
>what are the carton coasters
Not beat her every day.
Just every other day.
>>24800688
this 2bh
this """"""""art"""""""" is dumb as fuck
>>24799558
Its a gay dude and his boyfriend you illiterate faggot.
Until you have swallowed the red pill so thoroughly that it infuses your very being, you will not be able to esoterically see through the ether of how shitty women are and understand EXACTLY why this is a horrible idea.
One day, one day everybody reading this post will understand, but for many of you it will only be in hindsight. You'll understand why it's bad to be a sweet little precious beta darling and fret over a girl and worship her and do things for her, you'll understand what it's like to remember that she seemed to love it at the time and called you the best boyfriend ever! and told all her girlfriends and Reddit about you :3!!!, and you'll understand how it feels to try to reconcile that with the fact that she later cheated on you with someone who pissed on her tits, and blamed you for it, because you didn't excite her anymore.
One day you'll understand how women will take something like this, seem to be touched to the base of their soul by it, but secretly wipe their asshole with it and offer it up to Chad so he'll fuck their mouth.
If you ever do anything this beta for a woman, you're asking to get your balls clipped off emotionally. But you won't realize it the first time you do it, because you'll think "this one would never do that! This one is different. She's special." And then it'll happen.
>>24801055
>because you'll think "this one would never do that! This one is different. She's special."
If I could give all young boys one piece of advice, it would be that any time they think this, they should instantly realize that it's not true and distrust the feeling.
I would probably cook food for her, but wouldn't be bothered to do symmetrical stuff, just learn her favorites
>>24799558
>This "man" prepares symmetrical meals for him and his blog everyday.
fixed
>>24800961
it is the same thing ;)
>>24801102
get the fuck out of here with that propaganda you dumb roastie cunt
