ITT We're all coworkers at the community center pool (lifeguards, janitors, etc.)
THE CHLORINE IS READY FOR RAPID CONVERSION TO GASEOUS FORM
THE CHANGING ROOMS ARE ALL LOCKED AND THE LADDERS REMOVED
THE PLAN IS GO
I REPEAT, THE PLAN IS GO
DEUS VULT
>not fenced off
how many kids die in that each year?
>>24799160
POOLS CLOSED DO TO AIDS
Hey Anon, I turned up the suction on the pump and a girl was stuck to the bottom of the pool and her insides got sucked out through her butt! LOL
>this
this is my job
I'm going to shoot myself in the pool.
>>24799232
>Spot the American
>>24799275
When? Me too
>>24799160
Today was a good day. I only had to save 11 niggers from drowning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sFuULOY5ik
>try to spot him before the lifeguard
>>24799304
There were like 5 floaty things there. No one thought to help him?
>>24799275
Ugh, not again. Fine, you get another "sick" day
Fucking ADA...
>>24799283
>yard wall gets torn down for a day
>get ticket from city for not having a fenced off pool
wew lad
>>24799304
>everyone turns to watch you
i'd just tell her to let me drown
I just did the chem test and we're only on a 5.3 for the pH. I think the pump is acting up again.
>>24799516
Yeah, some of that girl's intestines are still in there.
>>24799203
HEIL
blaux
>>24799560
Still? That work order was submitted weeks ago. Didn't the manager say he was going to get that taken care of?
*PA system comes on*
>JANITOR ANON TO THE WOMENS RESTROOM, JANITOR ANON TO THE WOMENS RESTROOM
