Mischief thread.
>Kids throwing rocks and dirt at my window as there is a pile of rubble outside my house
>Go out every night for a week and pee pee all over it
>Now when they throw rocks and dirt I just smile to myself
>>24798818
Yeah, now you've got piss mud on your window. Sure showed them.
>>24799223
Yeah but at least it's mine. They have somebody else's piss on their hands.
>go to mcdonalds
>ask for water cup
>fill it with coke
Leave a steaming dookie on top of the pile.
>Shitpost constantly
This is actually true.
>Waiting in car for dad to get "milk" but it is clear he is buying a ton of other shit in the grocery store
>some guy is leaving with his groceries beside me with his 10 year old daughter
>roll down the window and tell him his daughter has a nice ass
>roll up window and await dadrage
Not even a pedo
>>24798818
>Downstairs neighbor constantly screaming at the property manager demanding that I get evicted.
>Screaming 'He's up there jacking off' or
>'He smokes weed' or
>'You can hear his guitar playing from the street'
>Am playing unplugged electric guitar
>For 2 years, I just laugh at her
>Yesterday, though, I had enough.
>Get up this morning at 4:30 am
>Squeeze the juice out of 3 tuna fish cans onto the ground outside her bedroom window.
>Mix shrimp pasted I stole from work into the dirt.
>Cats were out there howling all fucking day and they're still howling there tonight.
>Bitch is downstairs freaking the fuck out right now.
>She's black
>I've been blasting Johnny Rebel all fucking day.
>>24799812
Tonight, I'm mixing catnip and cocaine in with the dirt, as well.
Bumping for more mischief.
>>24799338
Kids are covered in piss. their piss is all over you right now.
>go to a therapist
>asks me if I'm depressed
>say no
>actually very depressed
>>24801148
DeviIish.
>>24798818
>fart in a crowded elevator on purpose
>fart is incredibly loud and smelly
>everyone blames the fat guy next to me
