What's your excuse for having a small dick?
>>24798424
born this way
I've been underfed during childhood
i'm a 5'8 mexican.
having a small dick sucks so much.
I'm literally just above the national average. Could probably be bigger if I wasn't such a lazy fuck and tried to lose the fat around my pelvis.
>>24798424
i fucking laughed so hard at this shop. thank you.
>>24799042
>shop
Keep telling yourself that, dicklet.
>tfw decent size but no aussie gf
>>24799069
i know this is bait and i'm a idiot, but if that dick were to go in her, she would have to be hospitalized
if you think i'm joking, go look at mr.hands
>>24798820
Im literally you. Im 5x6 and you?
I wonder how far that dick will go next time it's shopped.
>>24798424
oh that's easy, I am a giant pussy.
Who /under5inches/ here?
>5'6 manlet
>slightly below average 5.5 inches dick
>7/10 gf
>she orgasms at least 2 times every time we fucc
if i did it u guys can do it too 2bh
>>24799671
I wanna see it draped over her shoulder, 2bh.
Mix 70% dmso with 10 mg yohimbine hcl, rub it on your dick, gulp down 5 g of alcar and 5 g of taurine. Enjoy a 3-5 hour turbo boner and dick gains. Can thank me later.
>>24798424
I keep hoping it will grow
i have a 6.5 inch penis. what do you guys think?
https://www.dropbox.com/s/63qv7acyph767l6/KVID0016.mp4?dl=0
dont really care if i get bashed or anything. first time showing myself off like this. i feel so free.
>>24801404
Nice, would let inseminate my boy hole
>>24798424
What would even be the point of having a dick that big, everytime you sat down to take a shit your dick would be 2/3 down the toilet bowl in shitwater, no underwear or pants would ever fit probably and you could never be fully satisfied since you could never go balls-deep in any human girl, you could barely get the head in the biggest roastie. That's some "be careful what you wish for" djinn shit
>>24801371
>started measuring at 13
>tfw haven't even grown half an inch since then
I'm really just hoping I gain an inch in the one year of growth I have left, assuming it ends at 21
>>24798424
You would kill a woman's whole family sticking a dick that big in her.
>>24800354
But what happens when the effect wears off?
>>24798820
same senpai, 5'8 AND 1/4"
>>24802116
And she'd never forget it.
>>24802210
she'd never remember it either. She'd be dead.
>>24798424
Oh havent seen this version yet
>>24799069
Dick in that picture isn't even that big unless the girl has massive man hands. I'm a bit over 7 inches and even with big hands I can fit them both on my dick with a fair bit sticking out.
Just porn angles desu, that guy is likely 7 at best
No homo but that cock just seems to get bigger with every repost
>>24802148
It stretches the smooth muscle of your dick from the blood pressure (yohimbine), alcar with taurine makes penis nerves more sensitive and breaks down any scar tissue - for those with deformity, makes the dick healthy. Shit you can rub on your dick with dmso list: Theobromine - anti fibrotic, PABA - anti fibrotic, EDTA - clears up calcified scar tissue, lumps,strings. Anti fibrotics work to soften the tunica albuginea, make it more pliable to priapisms induced by yohimbine and in return make the dong expand. will reply with more if someone is interested.
I think I stunted it's growth because I used to push it down and make this snapping sound when I was younger
>>24798424
im asian
