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Ok every time there is one of these, its only ever "yeah I'm 8x6, Im 10x7" etc.

Lets get EVERYONE posting their HONEST size. If you are in this thread, post your size. I refuse to believe that all you autists have monster cocks.

6 x 5.5 here
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6.5xDunno

7xDunno just before I cum because it always gets really full just before you pop
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Im 7 inches by i dont know. Ever measured my girth.
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7x6 uncut chilean fag here
Took the photo just now
Sorry if i'm all soft, i'm finishing a paper u.u
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>>24797673
This is gross.
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>>24797673

if that's 7in then I'm chad

looks like a dead slug lmao
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my erect dick goes from my caps lock up to the letter F on my keyboard

don't ask
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>mfw 7 is the new 6
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>>24797734
hhahaah bro, i'm not erected, not even a little xddd
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>>24797479
so far everyone is still 7 inches.
Fucking hell guys, really?
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>>24797673
excessive bodyfat is the worst look for a penis

it makes it look like some kind of blimp like sea creature with a large nose
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>>24797479
5.5 lenght x 5 width

Just kill me senpai
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6x5.5 average?
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How big does it look?
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5.5 x 5

Pretty sure I'm still growing though.
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>inb4 average around 8 inches.
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>>24797840
6.5? With about 5 in girth
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>>24797793
>tells people to be honest
>expects them not to troll
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> my dicks smaller than yours so youre lying

Mfw dicklets
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>7x5

Maybe it's just me but 7 inches doesn't look or feel as big as you'd think.
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>>24797755
The end of the f or the start of the key? Mine goes to the start of the h.
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>>24797840
Looks like mine a bit bro.
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>>24797874
7x5
yeh close
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>>24797884
Also 7.75 x 6, will post pix after my pizza
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>>24797886

what difference would that make?
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>>24797801
yeah, got fat in my last relationship... my ex-gf was so insecure that overfeed me XD
im 1.80 (5'11') and was 80 kg (177 lb) muscular
now i'm 120 kg (267 lb) fat percentage: 18% biceps (still have 42 cms diametres), 33% abdominal fat and 16% leg fat u.u
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>>24797892
Compare with me bro
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who /dicklet/ here?

4.5x4.5 reporting

yes, pushed to the bone
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>>24797885
this...
we are fucked up by the porn industrie
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>>24797923
I want as accurate assessment of the size of your dick as possible.
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>>24797933
Got company over ATM, can't son
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7.5"x5.75" (pressed in)
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6.75 x 6 pressed
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>>24797479

my dick is legitimately 7 inches long and 6 inches in girth

i'm 5'10 and 130lbs.
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>>24798001
Do you not have any pics?
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im 6x6

it has served me well
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You faggots have nothing to complain about
Old pic, but its still there, just got denied for a catscan by insurance again last week, let alone the surgery to fix this shit
FUCK CIGNA
>tfw the european gommunists would fix my balls for free
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>>24798172
Catscan would be a months pay, surguey would likely cost more than I make in a year
Life is nothing but a game to me
Suicide today? Or suicide tomorrow?
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>>24798172
These could testicular cancer lumps bro
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>>24797954

hello me

being a small guy all around is the worst (height, weight, dick size)

nobody will ever take you seriously
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>>24797673
hahahahaha how is this even possible
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>>24798172
>>24798209
You should start a smear campaign against Cigna. That looks fucking awful.

I hate Cigna, too.
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>>24798210
Its a varicocele I got an ultrasound a few years ago when it was much smaller
Worst part is I cant even join the army till I get it fixed, but I cant get it fixed till I get dem gubbamint bux

Im thinking of adopting a tripcode and becoming a meme martyr
>>24798172
>>24798209
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5.0" X 4.5"

I'm an asian manlet though, so I assume a girl into me won't be expecting a huge dong.
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>>24798133
Naw son, i dont keep evidence lol
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>>24798225
On the positive side, if you're cute you can have a loving, protective bf.
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>>24798172
>>24798209
>>24798255
>Americans
Oh man, hows that freedom treating you you kike lovers?
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lol, just decided to measure my peen again for no reason, come one r9k again and see this thread.

I can confirm my length and girth based on several measurements
>Length
6.25" plus or minus .5"
>girth
5.5" plus or minus .25"

Welp. Still would like an inch or two extra in length, and a bit more girth desu.
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>>24798255
Femaons;
If you liked a guy and when you had sex with him his balls were like this would that be a turn off? Or do girls like big balls the way guys like big boobs?
Ive got a similar thing but its only visible when I get out of the shower or am really sweaty
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>>24798325
Texas here, pretty fucking good honestly
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>>24798372
>america
>land of the free
>not even free enough to decide if you want you dick mutilated
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7.75" x 6" here.

Thought my dick was so small and that everyone had 9 inch dingalings until 7th grade. I got pantsed and people started giggling and laughing but I heard a good portion of the girls girls go, "oohhh..."
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>>24797877
yeah I guess I should have expected this
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My dick is fine, but my balls are fucking tiny. Like I have this decent penis and then there's these two absolutely tiny balls.

Also, they never ever dangle at all, they seem to stay receeded into my sternum 100% of the time
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5.5x5 here
Sucks because girls pretty much just just lose all sensual feelings and give you a quick handie once you take your trousers off and never want sex once they see that your not that big
THen they go and laugh at you behind your back with their girlfriends for being a dicklet
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>>24798597
What? I'm about the same size(little more girth) and every girl I've been with has always come back for more
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>>24798597
Piss off, you're average.
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>>24797793
It's called selection bias. People with smaller than average (<7") penises choose not to post.
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>>24798647
Statistically average perhaps
But consider this, the average SEXUALLY active man is 7 to 8 inches, so to most women it seems very small
Remember what is average is less than average to females
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If you want to get a more accurate reading, make a thread saying you are surveying for a class, and include a link to an online quiz with dick size question in it somewhere. If you makeit about dicks you'll scare all the dicklets away.
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5"x4"
At max erection
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>>24797479
Holy shit I want that massive cock in me so badly
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7.25 x 5.5 senpai(ily)

prayin it grows more to achieve optimal cock levels
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5x4

Thanks asian genes
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6.7x5 here
It's not like any girl will see it, so might as well post it.
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Wow
I knew I'm 4.5-5, I was small but now I just feel like shit
somebody tell me how to jeleq, I dont even care if I risk breaking my dick, im never gunna please a girl with this little thing anyways
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>>24798654
The idea of this thread is that EVERYONE posts but, obviously that aint gonna happen
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>>24798806
Looks a bit smaller desu. Mine is 5.8 inches for comparison
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6" x 5.5".

I don't put too much thought into my size. I'm fine with it.
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>to be an attractive male you must have good facial aesthetics, be tall, and have a nice dick
>literally just a roll of the genetic dice that determines these things

fucking RNG, who thought this was a good system?
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>>24798806
I think the weird perspective here is shortchanging you an inch.
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>>24797479

24 inches not photoshop i swear lads
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>>24798944
>born with decent genes
>fuck it up anyway by not taking care of body and skin
>tfw only have myself to blame
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>>24798944
it's not just random things with genetics. you have parents with shit genes that make kids with shit genes. inb4 "ugly people make cute kids" lie that ugly people tell themselves.
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I'm 7.5x6
no one ever believes me
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7x5

>Average is 5.5, 93% of men are under 7in
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7.5 X 5.5 here. Honestly, a few girls have said its big - I'd say 6 out of the 25-35 I've been with. I think the perception is %100 based on their experience. But if I compare my dick to solid (non self reported) study data, I guess it is large. Top 5 percentile. That's great, but like everyone else, I wish it was bigger. I'd probably be happy with 9x6.25
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>>24799097
Not bad anon.
Myself im rocking about a 27 incher, so i guess you would be considered the king of manlet dicks
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>>24798883
>>24799000
I know, but it's the only dick pic I have on this pc. I only took that pic to be cute
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5 x 3.5

meh
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>>24799197
do you have small hands?
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Ways to measure girth?
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>>24799346
Are you retarded? Get a piece of string.
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>>24799320
not really, my fingers where also holding up my dick
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8.25"x6.2"

>but tfw virgin and no girl has ever seen my dick before
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>>24799346
Take a tall glass and fill it to the rim with jello. Stick your cock in it as far as it'll go. Remove any jello which spills over the rim with your dick still jammed in the glass. Measure the mass of jello that remains with a kitchen balance, and use the density of water to approximate the volume. Using h for penis length and v for volume, you can then calculate an approximation for circumference (c) with the formula c=2*pi*sqrt(v/(2*pi*h)).
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>>24799520
how the fuck is that 8'25 lol

that look slike 6
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>>24799568
Everyone here is measuring wrong except for the guy with the airwick can.
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>>24799568
Well, I'm 6'3" for reference. Pretty sure I've measured it right.
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>>24799370
Yes, im a fucking mongrel
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>>24799568
Simple answer: it's not.
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>>24798828
>>24798883
>>24799520
i am hungry for dick
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>>24799739
And I am eager to serve.
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>>24799835
>not calling that pic 5dollarfootlong.jpg
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>>24799603
Said the guy with the airwick can.
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>>24799902
Besides that curve I wish.
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>>24799520
KEK boi fuck outta here wit all dat bullshit
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6.5x5.5
still circumcised though
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>>24799520
amazing balls
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7.5in length
the girth is fucking weird though, it goes from 5.8in below the glans to 6.25in at the middle and 7in at the base.
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ay bruhs
>9x6
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Mix 70% dmso with 10 mg yohimbine hcl, rub it on your dick, gulp down 5 g of alcar and 5 g of taurine. Enjoy a 3-5 hour turbo boner and dick gains. No need to thank me, dicklets.
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5.5x4.6 and im 6 foot 1
god is cruel
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>>24799568
>>24799603
>>24799735
>>24799961

just for you, lads

I just have a long torso
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7 x 5.5 here
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>>24800724
m8. that shit looks longer than that. just use measurement tape instead of a ruler
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do people measure bone pressed (i.e. from the top) because if you do it adds like another .5 inch

ive measured from the side of my dick but recenetly learned some peeps do bone pressed

im 5.75-6 not bone pressed, .5 more with it
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How big does this look?
I measured at 6" long idk the cir
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>>24800683
Yeap, measured wrong, just like I thought. If you want to use a ruler it goes on TOP, not beside the dick
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i recorded this video of me jerking off. tell me what you anons think

https://www.dropbox.com/s/63qv7acyph767l6/KVID0016.mp4?dl=0
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>>24801059
Shit's gay.
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>>24801129
yeah but im straight though i swear
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>>24798654
>average (<7")

mmm yes

trolling

most droll
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>>24801003
>>24801059
Poor circumcised guys.
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>>24801304
oh well it gets the job done.
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>>24797479
DUDE ITS OG MUDBONE!

Me and my buddies used to watch his compilation videos together when we got bored of giving eachother blowjobs. Good times.
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7.5x5.5
On a good day I get right to 8", but it's usually 7"-7.5"
>tfw skinny dick
>tfw downward curve
>tfw circumcised
>dick looks depressed
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>>24797479
5 x 5. It nevered seemed that small until I realized I had tiny hands.
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>>24801337
>we got bored of giving eachother blowjobs
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>>24801304
>visible frenulum
>circumcized

ok m8
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>>24797479
7x5.5

a little under 7.5 when it's at that SSJ level
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>>24801337
>we got bored of giving eachother blowjobs

Bro that's pretty out there
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>>24799222
Same here exact size I wish i had another 1.5 in length and a. 5 to a inch in girth more but hey genetics right
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>>24801341
Post it if you're not fat.
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>>24797932
>33% body fat
Nigger your fucking sack has become one with the layer of fat surrounding it

That's some 40%+ shit
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>>24801430
My hand or my dick?
My dick is really small when I'm not hard...
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>>24799197
as a 7x5.5 I would give up an inch of length for half an inch of girth tbhwy senpai
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>>24801398
>>24801347
We wanted to see who would last the longest...you know like a competition?
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~6.5x5
>tfw thin dick
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>>24801500
Post both. And get hard if you're not already.
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>>24801339
American girls prefer circumcised
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alright /r9k/
show me
>timestamp
>measuring tape on top
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>>24797479
8x5.5, tfw pencil.
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>>24801609
Strange request. Complying nonetheless.
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>>24801304
I have no regrets for being circumcised tbqhonest senpai. For some reason I like being cut.
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Mine is like 7 inches. Never measured around tho.
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Im 6x5.5 as well, but fat
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The results are in. The average robot penis measurement is 6.7"x5.3". 15% are below 5.5" in length, and 40% are below 6". 45% are 7" or above.
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>>24799835
foreskin looks pretty tight there, how's that working for you?
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>>24800724
Don't shave like that. Trim it all down, that just highlights you have shaft hair you don't like. It doesn't even serve a purpose, a girl's nose will be in your full bush or the stubble will be on her clit.
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4.8x4.5ish
just kill me
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6.3''x 5.11''
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ANYONE, I repeat ANYONE

who is under 5" in length, I have a sincere question.

Why don't you just trap. Like I don't care how much of a man-face you have, it's just why go through life with such a pathetic thing instead of becoming girl like so you'll actually have something to offer to use to satisfy another human being?
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like 6" and maybe 5"?
either way its less than 7x6 and so fucking awful
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>>24802826
It's a little bit tight, but nothing serious. I don't usually roll it back all the way when I'm jerking off, but I think that's more because the rim is too sensitive.
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>>24802999
Because I'd be fat and ugly but with a dress
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>>24797673
fucking male roastie
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>>24803039
I mean lose the weight and wear make up.

It's like honestly you're not gonna do anything with your dick. You might as well offer your ass.
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>6'2''
>38 inch waste
>240 lbs
>size 15 US shoe
>big hands
>tfw cock is only 5.5Lengthx6Girth. I can get make it just over 6 if I push the fat pad back.
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>>24797984
Most pornstars are like 7 inches or even less. It's just that they have tiny girls and camera angles that make it look bigger.
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>>24799835
>that curve
ys pls
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Oh I made a good poll for one of these just the other week; the results were 75%+ in the 5-7in. range, ~10% claimed 8+, ~10% claimed 3-4 inch, negligible claimed 1-2inch and less.

About exactly what you'd think
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>>24797479
one giant testicle
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6'6"
size 15-16 shoe
can palm a basketball

dick is 7"x5"
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>>24799097

You need to work on your girth.
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>>24802999
Rude. A smaller penis is cute and extra sensitive, and needs to be gently stroked while you nibble on its bearer's ear and rub his smooth chest with your free hand. No homo.
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>>24799346

tape measure or just measure the diameter and multiply by 3.14
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>>24803328
Agreed, but not if they're some out of shape tubbos. and preferably while they're wearing cute underwear or skirts.
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>>24803351
dicks arn't cyclinderical
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>>24802999
I'm a gay bottom, so I don't really need to worry about my size anyway.
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23;5'6";~150lbs;~17%bf;23bmi
7"x5"
I have only been with one girl and she broke my heart
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who here doesn't push the ruler or whatever you're measuring with to the bone because they feel like it's cheating?

still 6.3 without cheating :^)
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7x5

tfw pencil dick
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>>24798689
This is absolute horse shit in case any poor soul fell for it.


5.5x4.5 here, maybe very slightly bigger but I rounded down cause I imagine everyone else rounds up, you can satisfy girls unless you have like a literal micropenis. Not all girls if you're below 4.5" mind you, but plenty out there will prefer a heavy grinding motion to a super fast gliding one where the dick doesn't even fully go in.

Also, thinking about being inferior all the time shows in your face and body language, so you're essentially castrating yourself by being insecure.

You're fine robots, and remember 7 inchers are way more likely to post, obviously.
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>>24803851
bait.....but either way. anterior/posterior fornix is the reason why small dicks don't satisfy. tongue for clit, fingers for g-spot. big cock for the good stuff.
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>>24803851

and explain why one of the most iconic and popular sex toys for women has a 7" shaft.
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thoughts? Old ass pic
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Average /r9k/ user

>6'4
>7+ inch penis
>Earns at least 70K per year

Yet somehow still spends 10+ hours per day here
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>im supposed to be writing a paper but im sitting on r9k looking at dicks to compare mine to

i always knew this place was just a giant cock measuring contest
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>>24797479

6.6x5.5 perfectly honest
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>>24797673
delicious uncut fat, I want it.
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5.8" x 6" here.

>tfw getting traps and faggots drooling over my dick pics on kik
>tfw I got to bully some sub via grindr and he even cleaned my dick after I gave him a drenching facial

That shit was everywhere, in his hair, all over his face, chest.

It was kinda gross immediately after.
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>>24798172
>>24798209
>>24798255

I have this too, worse than you actually. It's often harmless and painless to have.

Get your sperm count and test levels checked to make sure it isn't harmful.
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>>24804261
Nice bulge.
Post more.
or don't
>>24804065
>everything about that pic
Bait.
>>24803748
>5" girth
>pencil

No, no you're not.

>>24803682
This, right here.
5.8" though.
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Who /restoring/ here?

Here's a...better progress pic.

it's been 2 fucking years
2 long fucking years
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>grower
When it's cold it gets to be like 1". Fully erect is about 6"x5", but with the fat pad it looks like about 4" long. After losing almost a hundred pounds, it hasn't made much difference. Even though there's less fat, the loose skin and remaining fat sags over it. Still need to lose about another fifty. Not that it really matters, the size is just fine to fit in my hand and it's not going to get used for anything else.
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>>24804560
how far up your shaft does your hair grow now?

do women question why you have thick insensitive shaft skin as a foreskin?

how's the keratinisation of your head?
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>>24804674
For the first question, it doesn't grow nearly as far
Second, they don't. It's far from insensitive, let me tell you that. And the keratinisation is still fading. I've heard vitamin E oil speeds up the process, might have to check it out.
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>>24798255
omg wtf is this? do you have cancer? You should come to germany as a refugee immdediatly and get free treatment. I'd rather give my taxes to an american who needs serious help.
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never measured, but honestly pretty small.
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8x6 honestly.
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7" x inevercheckedmygirth
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>>24804990
Fixed
Original was upside down
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>nobody has gone through this thread and rated all the dicks
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>>24805318
Cus it's not that kind of dick thread
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6'0, 86kg

L21cm x W17cm
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>>24805259
>smegma, fucking horrid looking bumps
nice frankenstein cock, it's ugly
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5x6 here if that helps >>24797793
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7.5"x5.5", 8 inches on a good day

>mfw everyone in this thread is 7x5

I thought 7x5 was supposed to be in the upper 95% of men.
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7x6.5

I have frenulum breve and phimosis, I can fap ok but I fear sex would not work out since having sex with homemade fleshlights hurts my foreskin. Too poor to get it cut since it does not pose any other complication than not being able to put it in anything.
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>>24806123
its almost like everyone is lying HMMM
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>>24806708
have you tried stretching it?
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>>24806730
yes, shit does nothing and eventually I stretch or furyfap a cut on my foreskin, and after it scabs and heals it's back to being tight again
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>everyone has a big dick

I feel like this is a normie /soc/ thread.
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>>24806754
I'm asking because I also have both things, and before I started stretching, I couldn't pull my foreskin behind the head when flaccid, but now I can after about a month or so. Jesus, having phimosis AND frenulum breve is fucking ridiculous. The chances are so small.
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>>24806789
My uretha opening looks like a pair of lips because the frenulum does not stretch and has dragged the opening to become bigger through my stretching excersizes
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6.5"x6" tbqhwu familia
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>>24806830
damn, i feel for you man. My frenulum is very short too; barely above the opening of my urethra. It might cause problems later on. It's too early to tell.
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>tfw 7.5x4
Girth is far more important than length. If you're 4.5 inches or longer and have a girth of 5.5 or more, you'll satisfy most women. When you've got something over 7 inches and no girth, all you do is ram the cervix which-apparently-feels horrible.
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>>24806864
nice photo
>shaved
fapping to this
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6.25x4.75
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I'm 7" and 4.8" round.
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How do I measure right? I'm pretty fat so I have an inch or two of blubber on my groin. Should I push in as far as I can? I feel like i'd get a different measurement if i were thinner even though my dick wouldn't change.
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rate mai dick
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>>24806987
pencildick/10
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>>24806987
Would suck and take in ass.
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my cock is like 4.5inches, idk how to measure how thick it is though, but its about the size of a toilet paper roll.....is that bad?
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>>24805286
gross bailey jay cock
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>>24806987
Forgot I'm on /r9k/ and people are just gunna try to troll me.

Had two girls say my dick was too big, but I've learned that taller girls have longer vaginas, never any complaints about girth. All good. Just need to find the right girl for me.

>>24807000
thanks friend I would blow you right back
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if i measure from the side it's 6' but if i put the ruler ontop i get 5.5". Which is the correct way to measure?

girth is 5.3"
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>>24806987
Clean your fucking room.

i would deepthroat you
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>>24807130
on top
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>>24807119
> I've learned that taller girls have longer vaginas

is that kinda like how taller guys have longer dicks?
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>tfw tiny 5x5

;_;
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so i just found out im 4.5 long and 5.5 inch thick....... goddamit... fuck this shit so hard..
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>>24807309
>>24807316
honestly do these count as choads?
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>>24807110
Bailey Jay cock?
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7.8 X 5.7 that's MAXIMUM size
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My penis is seven inches long bone-pressed and six inches around the thickest part.
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>>24807309
looks like mine but I've less foreskin. I always try to convince my self it's not THAT small. But I know...
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>>24807335
i take back my gross comment, i just don't like it when the dick heads are disproportionately smaller than the rest of them
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>>24807362
cute, post

It's not all that bad. I have phimosis though.
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>>24807382
Sorry, but if I sarted thinking of it as cute, I think I'd end myself...
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>>24807423
Why? "cute" doesn't have to be condescending.
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>>24807348
congrats chad

>>>/out/
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>>24797479
the only people who post in those threads are usually pretty happy and confident about their dicks, thats why they all seem to be hung.
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>>24807439
It just feels that way to me. Cute seems like girly, it doesn't seem right for a dick..
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>>24801337
Man, my buddies and I would actually watch og mud bone videos alongside the fucking YouTube memes you show each other in high school. That postal delivery slut finisher was a fuckin classic.
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>>24800627
found a better pic
>tfw bent dick
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>>24797840
>that cracked head

Jesus, fucking moisturise!
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I'm about 6 inches uncut I feel ok about it.
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>>24800661


rate friends

a little over 8 inches, don't know how thick tho
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>>24809165
Where are you from? Looks about 5.5 around
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>5.5 at full mast

JUST
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>>24809354
probably more m8. its pretty massive.
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>>24798404
>implying the gubberment has anything to do with circumcision
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>>24809373
Right here with you family
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Alright I've got a average dick barely 6in maybe don't know how thick. And I'm fucking nervous as fuck
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>>24806777
Nah, its just that the dicklets arent brave enough to step out of the shadows and show us their cute little dicks
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>>24809572
fuck off, im hardly 5 at times
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>>24807379
Lmao thats the most autistic looking penis ive ever seen. @pic
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>>24809677
Nervous about what?
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>>24809784
I don't go around showing my dick off that's the first pic I took in a badly lit bathroom.
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>>24809809
please dont make it a habit thanks
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>>24810032
I'm not, first and last
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>>24797479
6x4
#TeamPencilDick
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>>24809677
why are you choking it
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>tfw no dick
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>>24810355
I legitimately feel sorry for you. If it's any consolation, I can give you mine (at least for a little while).
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5.75 x 4.75
>tfw very average
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>>24809165
t. alberto barbosa
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>>24810239
Nervous, so I had to give it some help staying up
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>>24810551
dont be nervous, post a different angle
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I'm 6x5.

Internet says I'm average but I think it looks tiny
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>>24810478
Same here bro, exact same measurements. Might increase a few tenths when very aroused
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>>24798806
hahaahhaha oh wow...

Just accept your destiny as a boipussy, either with a black trans cockwoman who fucks you in the ass every night and locks your dick up in chastity, a strap-on sadist kek-master girlfriend or a big strong nigger with huge cock and a large build consisting of fat upon muscles.

Pic related, only thing dicklet's like you are meant for.
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