I was a semi robot for a while.
underage b&, this is so moist
Andddd you're off
>>24796524
if you don't fuck her the next time you see here, i'll kil you
>>24796598
I will, again.
>>24796524
Normalfag here
So fucking what you have a gf? Do you feel proud how pathetic its just a gf dude every guy has a gf now if shes hot thats another question.
>>24796702
>its just a gf dude every guy has a gf now
??????????????????????????????????
>>24796761
You never had a chick? Lmao kill yourself
Why should you commit suicide? Because on the social scale you are below a steamy pile of shit thats why.
>>24796702
>dude every guy has a gf now
>RPing in asterisks
Are you dating a 12 year old?
>>24796794
>Lmao kill yourself
No, I think I'll let my life run it's course. Why not? You know?
>>24796807
Its not that hard getting a gf if you a social circle bro, I know lots of nerds who had gfs in highschool and in college so keep the excuses coming you fucking losers
>>24796910
>I know lots of nerds who had gfs in highschool and in college
Most of us are below nerds.
>>24796702
Impossible, 5 % more boys are born than girls.
>>24796524
That is the most disgusting drivel I've ever read.
>Mfw she leaves you for fresh black dick
>Also why are you on this board familia.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24796981
nerd in slang means intelligent social failue
>>24796524
>I was a semi robot for a while
You can just join and leave... it doesn't work like that.
>>24796910
>so keep the excuses coming you fucking losers
good.
so then youre clearly better than us and this board is beneath you
time to leave you fucking child
>>24796524
jesus this shit is so cringeworthy. i'm happy for you and all but no one wants to read your and your gf's lovey dovey texts. that shit is meant to be between the two of you
She hates my idea for a night out :(
>>24797565
lol
how fucking cringeworhty why the fuck would you say something like that
>>24796861
This desu. It's fucking cringey. If that's what a gf is like, I'll pass.
>>24797565
That's what you get for browsing this board, faggot. You'll always find trouble talking with normies, enjoy.
>>24797584
it sounds like a fun night out, I had to take a risk.
Jesus fucking christ you sound cringey and clingy as fuck, are you trying to get yourself keked?, because that's what's going to happen.
>>24797675
lol m8 you cant be fucking serious
better tell her it was a joke right now otherwise shes going to know how autistic you really are
that was a really bad call on your part, it was a shit tier joke, and on top of that normies dont understand that kind of humor
you fucked up
i pitty you man 22 kv here, and even ive got better moves
>>24796524
where'd you find her bro?
>>24796861
>>24797137
>>24797604
>>24797775
le sour grapes lmao
that's sweet OP, i'm happy for you. and get a load of these virgins xD
>>24798378
I know it's cringey, but it just feels right.
She named her big pillow by me and cuddles it.
>>24797565
Thats from Always Sunny
Frank says it
>tfw your gf will never be this cute
>>24798743
Don't worry, I'll never have a gf
>>24798782
Just be yourself!
That's what I did!!!
>>24796524
>*she uses emotes*
This is either a man or a fat fuck of a woman who's way too into anime
You both sound like this is your first relationship
Good luck, and hopefully you don't end up psychologically rekking each other
>>24798743
good for you OP, i am genuinely happy for you. abit jelly desu.
how did you meet her?
>>24796524
You sound like a complete pussy faggot. I'd rather be single and keep my dignity than have such autistic conversations.
>everyone is railing op for talking like an autist
believe it or not thats what weeb girls like
>>24796761
GET ME A GIRLFRIEND
IF YOU'RE SO GREAT
>>24799106
>smelly anime grill
maybe
>>24799145
weeeeew
>>24797071
Ill assume Im being trolled but there many more women, globally speaking, than men
>all these memories from my ex flooding back
I didn't ask for these feels, at least not right now, thanks asshole.
>>24799213
OP here. How did it end?
eh i'm happy for you man, congratulations
at least one of us will go to sleep tonight knowing someone else is thinking of them, its a good feeling
but we both know she'll eventually get fed up with your self obsessed behavior and self destructive mentality brought on by the fact you have spent so long hating yourself because you only seem to push everyone away when all you really want is someone to care about you
she'll tell herself it's not really you, followed by it is you but you're worth it in the end, later followed by feelings of unhappiness and emotional unavailability towards you
it might be with a text, a visit late at night or a picture posted to her profile being held a little too closely by that guy that she swore forever was just her really good friend at a party she didn't tell you she was going to
whatever the case may be, she will leave you
and when she does, we'll be waiting for you right here
see you soon.
>>24798743
Oh yeah. Does your gf send you cute video messages every day telling you how much she loves you.
>>24798743
I just can't imagine myself ever having an interaction like this.
This is some cringey beta ass shit. Keep us posted op.
>>24799372
All too real man..
>>24799237
She left, fell for someone else at her work. I gave her everything i could but it wasn't enough i guess. Remembering her it's not the worst part, knowing that it will be fucking hard to find another girl that is attracted to me, that doesn't mind me being introvert, that can look past my shyness/social retardedness and have a nice conversation with, to find someone who i can be alone with. As an introvert that's what kills me the most. It will be years until i can "click" with someone else.
>>24799787
Any tips to avoid this at all?
>>24798743
Wrong. You lose.
>>24796524
Please tell us exactly how you ended up with a girlfriend. No vague advice. Details on what happened.
>>24799824
To keep someone? Don't know, shower that person with your time and details, be of their interest, always look to share things with that person but i don't know some people never have enough, i guess it's my fault too i don't ask for much, just knowing at the time that she loved me was enough to keep me going, i never asked anything from her but i guess that's that.
>>24799840
>2012
This is from 5 hours ago, faggot
>>24799840
Keep hanging on to the past, faggot
>>24800020
>>24800057
Still better than all your cringy beta messages combined, betakek. Do you even know how to flirt m8?
>>24799910
Went to strip club, asked a model back to my place, tipped her $1000 to chat with me more
>>24800057
wow faggot you could have gotten a virtual text blowjob and you chose to talk about your firepit
tell her to send you a close up face shot with her mouth wide open and tongue out, then post so i can jerk off to it
>>24800057
I guess both of you are around...idk 17?18? and this is your first relationship. You are in a relationship for less than a month.
But yeah, i'm happy for you anon, enjoy this :-))
>>24799980
>shower that person with your time and details, be of their interest, always look to share things with that person
HOLD UP
BAD ADVICE BRO
You do NOT want to shower the person with that shit. That's a big no-no. If you give them too much attention you come off as clingy and they start to get tired of you. You want to ration out the attention you give them. Try to be unpredictable (not crazy/randum, just make it seem like she doesn't know every aspect of you yet). Seem distant for a day then spring a romantic dinner, for example. Secretly cultivate a new hobby then surprise her with it. Answer questions about yourself vaguely, as if you're deeper than you actually are.
You have to keep her interested by keeping yourself from being boring. Most girls who cheat say the "spark died". That's because the men they are with become too predictable, too monotonous, and it just seems dull. Always mix it up.
And if it DOES seem like she's starting to stray do not get jealous. At least not on the surface. For some reason girls with jealous guys end up cheating anyway, like its some added thrill.
Dating is a minefield and you could be fucked no matter what. Good luck.
>>24800125
Holy shit you are a loser!
>2012
Get on with your life, faggot.
im happy for you but i fucking hate you and want you to leave
>>24800057
your girlfriend doesn't love you unless she would let you fuck her with a frozen shit dildo.
>>24800057
>in an online relationship
Anon.
>*hugs u tight and kisses u gently*
>>24800211
Are you even trying OP? You literally suck at flirting
>>24800226
She just lives far apart, we visit regularly
>tfw these posts remind you of all your middleschool cringe
>>24796524
Stop torturing us. You no longer belong here.
>>24800286
We don't really flirt/sext too much. We do it all in person whenever we visit each other.
>>24800286
It's like listening to a conversation between two down syndrome teenagers
your getting catfished bro
>>24800271
>never knowing the feel of warmth and love after a passionate night of lovemaking as you cuddle and sip champagne.
>>24800342
How exactly am I being catfished when I deflowered her recently?
Is it all a ruse?
>>24800271
i'm honestly so jealous, i don't even know what it is like to feel warm inside from someone
>>24800319
>Visit each other in person
Pics or it didn't happen
>>24800328
That's the while point you sperglord.
How do you think it goes? Flirting about philosophy or mathematics or some shit?
>Fine day, M'Lady
>Thanks Anon.
>You are smart as Einstein, beautiful.
>Thank you. You are a wise gentleman.
Fuck off, normie.
>>>/soc/
>tfwnotoriginal
>>24798743
God this is disgusting.
Coming from someone who has a gf. It's like you're both 14 and focused more on trying to be cute than actually caring about each other.
Can't wait til she cheats on you like most whoers :)
>>24800420
I'm blocking out our names and pictures from each convo, so a sexy pic is not gonna be shared for now.
>>24800420
This is my experience
>eyy bitch u wanna smash
>wtf, who is this?
>its a guy who thinks youre hot and has a big dick, whats your number?
>haha omg i cant believe im doing this its *telephone number*
Its that easy bro.
>>24800441
Because you two haven't met each other yet, you fucking faggot. You could easily shade her face but it's clear that you're not the sharpest tool
>>24796524
Congrats bud
I'll never get to this level.
I have no clue how you even are supposed to come up with these witty responses, I'd just be staring at my phone like a retard and just say "yeah" after an hour or two.
I may have to accept my fate as permanently alone.
>>24800473
I take offense to your slander.
>>24800444
Lmfao Tippity Toppity kek
>>24800487
She brought it out in me. I felt like you until she opened me up. If you find someone to care about, you will be able to.
>>24796524
Have fun with your warm and fuzzy faggotty beta relationship.
It will all crash and burn when she realizes that she wants an actual man and not some submissive beta
>>24800175
>virtual
Or I could drive 3 hours and get a real one from her?
>>24800391
>deflowered
nobody who uses this term gets girls OP is a liar
>>24800538
>beta
>implying I'm not athletic, ambitious, hard working, and wealthy
>>24800568
>implying you cant be all of those things and still not be a massive teddy bear faggot
Money can't buy love as much as money can't buy you some functioning testicles.
You seem btfo but if what im saying doesnt strike you as true.. why?
Dont say nobody warned you when she goes and fucks Chad. At this rate it WILL happen
>>24796524
Wtf OP, I didn't ask for these feels tonight. Thanks, asshole.
>>24800614
You are so upset right now lmao.
I am the man you will never be.
>>24800637
If it helps: on nights we don't sleep together, she thinks of me and gives me sporadic updates on new ways to describe our love.
>>24800653
I was just giving you advice bro.
Have fun getting c.ucked
>>24800653
>I am the man you will never be
Hahaha you're a huge fucking beta and your gf looks like she bored with your ass
>>24800653
Keksus Maximus
Jesus Christ, why are there so many normies on this board now?
>>24800701
She is bored with me? Are you sure? Im pretty sure she was just telling me how she has never felt more alive in her life. She cried from joy last weekend.
>>24796524
ITT: Desperate Beta comes to robots for attention and praise. Do not feed this parasite
>>24800766
ITT: alpha God tosses bait to scumbots
>>24800755
Yea yea its all beautiful and just like the Disney movies you used to watch.
Just remember little Beta:
Nothing lasts forever when you're a submissive gaylord
>>24800755
its all gonna go downhill when she finds another fun guy, and they always do
shes gonna get bored of your ass soon enough
just wait. yr naive now, but itll hit you soon and you'll be just as depressed as ever
>>24800805
>implying I'm not asserting dominance in every real interaction
>>24800830
>implying your insanely beta convo has not irreversibly condemned your relationship to shit
See>>24796524
The first step to true happiness is admitting that you are only prince charming in your head
>>24800881
She has told me to my face she loves romantic texts like these.
I doubt she doesn't see me as Prince Charming when we go to fancy restaurants and go back to her place and explore each other.
>>24799205
http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/censusandstatistics/a/moreboys.htm
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/2018.html
Worldwide, men die in war or are murdered for cultural reasons. Women also live longer. In the West, in the age group of people here and most of the dating pool, there are a lot more men.
>>24800830
Tbqh brother we only say these things to prevent any more psychological damage from happening in the world. Don't ever stop loving her but please BE REALISTIC and not stuck in the "OMG SO IN LOVE" mindset because it will fuck you over. You won't be able to please her like you want to because you're stuck in your own fantasy where you are flawless and the best thing she could ever have.
-A man who was once just like you and was consequently c.ucked
>>24796524
sorry senpai, but when I eventually get a gf, I don't want to have conversations like this. This seems staged and if not, it's way too sappy for me. Hopefully I can find a chill grill.
Where is my george foreman?
>>24800936
shes fucking with you mate theres no way shes into stupid ass lame ass shit like this stop trying to be a normie
>>24801009
Please explain further by that
>>24800830
>Dominance
I don't think you know what that word means
>>24801095
multiple people have been telling you to not be so full of yourself because its all going to go to shit you gotta listen
>>24796524
Post your gf bro, I bet mine is better in every way
>>24801011
>when
Bro..
I had this for a month... I miss her.
>>24801467
I said eventually, dammit!
let a man dream, even if it only is a dream...lest we off ourselves in an attempt to escape our suffering
>>24800057
Holy shit your convos are fucking hilarious bro. What's it like being such a massive tool?
>>24798743
>tfw no cuddlebunny
>>24800755
honestly she's probably just busy with Chad most of the time and tells you these things to keep you as her emotional companion. Have you noticed a decrease in sex?
>>24796524
>
She's probably a fucking landwhale.
>>24800199
Jesus fuck, dude, that's a terrible outlook. No wonder dating is so fucking hard for you if it's a Cold War of mind games.
Honestly just treat her like a normal person that you like. If you wouldn't be friends outside of the relationship, then fuck it. Believe it or not, not all women are cheating whores who only want Chad etc. find someone who's not a shallow asshole. Don't let a few bad experiences with women color your view of an entire gender.
>>24796524
>*hugs u tight and kisses you gently*
what is the fucking point when you can see each other in person?
>>24800057
It's good to see a robot make it, have fun while it lasts
