>say "there's no such thing as fembots"
>be a fembot
So you're admitting you don't exist?
>>24795983
No, I'm being mischievous, you see?
>say there are no fembots
>when there actually is one (me)
It's kind of abstract I guess.
>>24795970
>claim to be fembot
>use an anime picture on the thread
>anime characters are fictional
>that means fembots are fictional
now get out roastie :^)
>>24795970
How about we change the subject of this thread to COCKS?
Surely it's a better thing to discuss than your flap roastie curtain.
> No Proofs
Get the fuck out.
>call other fembots sluts
>regularly have sex with my boyfriend
>hes pretending to be female again
>>24796037
But you aren't a bot.
>>24796127
I don't have to prove anything you worm. You can believe me or don't.
>>24795970
Why people keep saying "im a fembot" or "fembot thread"?. We dont care, we are all anonymous. You dont have to tell anyone that you are a girl in a anonymous board. The thing is we dont know you are a girl anyway, so we dont care. UNLESS YOU PROVE IT WITH TIMESTAMP AND FACE. Untill that stop with these kind of thread.
When they say "there is no such thing as a fembot", they don't mean that there are no women here.
It means that women aren't and will never be anything like the men on the site. It's only possible for men to be alone and so only men can be robots.
>>24796184
It's guys pretending to be girls while posting ironically you c uck
>>24796184
Hehe sorry anon. I'll make sure to provide a pic of my vag next time I make a thread in order to have it meet with your approval.
>>24796181
you sound spicy
please B gee-ef
>>24796181
Well, then you don't exist.
>claim "fembots are lonely too"
>have several different guys in my phone I can text for a hookup any time I want
>>24796270
Nice image for ants, guy. What does it say?
>>24795970
Be careful with this daily bait familia.
>>24795970
unexpected like a mixtape, catch you at your crib if you're reading this it's too late
>>24796302
I don't know, Roastasaurus Rex.
Maybe you should put on your problem glasses and peruse it.
>>24796235
Read my comment again you idiot.
>>24796236
We are not asking for a pic of your vagina (we are not asking for anything). But if you are going to say something and then not back it up with evidence, then there is no point in doing this.
>>24796296
>post about having a loving bf and a great friend group
>in reality have no friends or boyfriend and crippling loneliness
>>24796350
Why are you asking women to post their faces on this board? Are you retarded? They won't show tits and it only makes betas thirstier.
>>24796351
every woman has a line of men waiting to fuck her, no exceptions
>Go to fembot threads claiming I'm just looking for a nice, shy robot bf who's emotionally available
>actually perfectly fine with a series of casual hookups, as long as he's hot and spends money on me
>I have a vagina, I go on /r9k/ because I'm a failure of a woman who doesn't get attention in real life so I have to resort to a place full of desperate losers
>these guys call themselves robots, I guess I'm one of them now...however I'll call myself a fembot to make it clear that I have a vagina
Die.
>>24796351
>implying every loser on this board wouldn't fellate a cactus to get a grainy picture of your pussy
Sounds like laziness to me, gurrl. The only chicks I've seen that can't emotionally tie a man down are the fatties.Maybe if you'd work on taking off that second FUPA, you could rope yourself an orbiter.
>>24796350
Oh. So how come you guys can post stories about how you are lonely every day and not back it up with evidence? Double standards much?
>>24796390
>why are you asking women to post their faces
>(we are not asking for anything)
You are the one who is retarded
>>24796391
>>24796422
How does getting fucked or sending people pictures of my pussy make me less lonely? No one wants to stick around, I'm in the same boat here.
>>24796449
>Maybe if you'd work on taking off that second FUPA, you could rope yourself an orbiter.
What part of this did you not get? Fuck you, I gave you 40 acres, go fine your own mule.
>>24796435
> But if you are going to say something and then not back it up with evidence, then there is no point in doing this
How else would they prove they're a girl? Any evidence of a poster being a girl would send betas into a thirst frenzy. It's better for the poster to stay anonymous even if they do claim to be a girl. It's all part of the fun you faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzcexEXtzg
>>24796466
I have a BMI of 19.7. No guy has ever shown interest in me and I have no friends to invite me to parties or whatever. I've never even been to a party or out drinking. Getting a bf that doesn't just want to pump and dump me would be impossible. I've tried Tinder too and they just want sex.
>>24796428
What? I always ask for more details in every thread and try to see if they are telling the thruth in their posts. I always ask the OP or other posters for evidence. However, males are more than women in numbers in this board (dick and face rate, "women are whores" threads...)
>>24796522
>I've tried Tinder too and they just want sex.
Have you considered that's all you're good for? Seriously, why would someone try and dig out what makes you "speshul" out of your hormones, neuroticism and general female monkey-shines? If I want an actually friend, I'll go booze with the boys.
Know your place.
>>24795970
>openly and excessively hate """"fembots"""""
>am female
No seriously, though
You're one of the reasons why we're so hated here. Fuck off with your anime, you damn skank. I bet you don't even watch anime, and you just pretend to, to lure in boys, while they don't even pay me any attention, who actually likes vidya and anime.
You're probably fat, too. I hate you.
>>24796037
lol cool but you're not a bot, have fun being retarded though you dumb girl lol get out of here. lol. chad. on a scale of one to yes how up for chad's cock are you? I'll be right over, "fembot"
>>24796534
I never see guys going "BALLS OR GTFO" to a poster when they claim to be a man. Why is that allowed but it's not for me?
>>24796473
THATS WHAT I SAID IN MY FIRST POSTS YOU DUMBASS
>>24796184
>>24796350
>>24796435
Read them again
>>24796522
yeah, none of the boring guys you blew off would be any different, they're all after sex too
>>24796560
So if you can make friends with the "boys" and I can't even make 1 friend, doesn't that make you the normie? I've never even been out to a bar and you have.
>>24796574
Because women are the invaders, here.
>>24796576
What boring guys? If I had one guy interested in me that shared my hobbies I'd be ecstatic.
>>24796563
everything I do is so that boys will think I am cool
>>24795970
I'd smile at you if I saw you, but then leave it at that as I'm scared
No one ever smiles at me, therefore womyns can not be robits
>>24795970
>has a penis
>claims to be a female
>"top lel I'm just a fucboii with teh boipussy, muh bf"
The cancer killing /r9k/
>>24796422
Men don't like to be tied down usually, unless they're older lots of young girls out there refuse to date anyone over 30 >ewww
>pedo!!!
And they keep chasing these young chads that only want to play the field
>>24796620
Why am I an invader? I just want to share my feels too. Besides, there are a lot of girls who already post but pretend to be boys.
>>24796623
Alright, what are your hobbies?
>>24796578
Well, I guess that's a problem for you. Work on it. But don't ever fool yourself into thinking that males will ever genuinely like you for anything other than the sex. (Unless you corral yourself a "keeper" and your menopause hits 30 years later. Sole exception)
Here's the thing: men will lie about EVERYTHING just to get a taste of that pink stink between your legs. Women will do the same thing for emotional commitment. Go ahead and fight it if you want, but you better save some cash for your inevitable cats. Because "crazy cat lady" is not a meme. There's variations of that shit, but the core principle remains.
>>24796574
Because men surf the web more than women do, combined with 4chan being "the secret club" for some, and "NO NORMIES" page, makes you think that there are no women here. Also in "faces thread" you never see women.
>>24796654
That's because by the time the big 3-0 roles around, your pussy has had more snausage in it than Dodger stadium.
Feeling liberated yet, womyn?
>>24796686
>Because men surf the web more than women do
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You're serious aren't you? That's kind of cute.
The internet has been a girl's club since at least 2010.
>>24795970
I want to kill you so much, bitch. Stab you and rape the hole, slice off bits of your skin and feed it to you while you scream in agony.
be my gf pls ;_;
>>24796419
Reminder men made up the term fembot
Reminder you retards perpetuate fembots being a thing by tripping over yourselves for every post thats mildly "feminine" regardless of its contents
Reminder that there are hundreds of thousands of faggots lurking RIGHT. NOW. and of them a decent amount of them are females
You are being watched
>>24796741
/r9k/ in a nutshell right here
>>24796666
Nice quads.
The only things that interest me in life are comics and cartoons. I've been drawing and writing comics in my spare time and I'd like someone who is also into /co/. It's not really a requirement but it would be weird if they didn't like something I enjoyed very much.
I like creating fan art too in my spare time. I watch and read basically everything genre and from pretty much every publisher. Fan theories are also incredibly fun to brainstorm and read.
I just want someone who doesn't think it's retarded to watch DCAU cartoons and the likes. Probably not the most interesting hobbies, but they're the only joy in my life.
>>24796668
So does it bother you when I type
>tfw no bf
here? You understand that guys just want pussy and can never form an actual attachment to me.
>>24796720
>women secret club since 2010
>2010
Im done, i tried to be nice, but you are obviously a troll.
how many more times will you guys fall for this bait
r9k should go back to boipussy threads, the real bread and butter of this board
>>24796689
Is English not your first language?? I'm a guy I was talking about stupid young sluts that waste thier time trying to get commitment out of 18-23 yr old chads in college when if they really wanted commitment they should be perusing relationships with 30+ aged men because they are more likely to actually give it to them
>>24796767
I hone my edgy patheticness daily, thanks
>>24796720
>yfw the majority of 4chan users is girls
>yfw it was all just a giant conspiracy of girls pretending to be sexually frustrated betavirgin men to lure out the tiny male minority
>yfw every faces of /r9k/ thread is just a bunch of girls posting pictures of their male relatives
>>24796666
noice
>>24796720
FUCK OFF, FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUCKING WOMAN R_______why would say something like that?_______fml_fam_FML___feels__bad_man______
>>24796776
>I just want someone who doesn't think it's retarded to watch DCAU cartoons and the likes.
Why do you think that's hard to find? I've met handsome guys who were nerdy fucks who liked Batman and LOTR and shit and wouldn't judge you for watching old cartoons.
>>24796776
>You understand that guys just want pussy and can never form an actual attachment to me.
No shit. What did you think "marriage" was? Did you think it was some sort of "4-EVA" bond based on fickle feelings? Stupid. Marriage is a contract. Men trade their resources for access to your pussy. That's why women were traditionally punished for adultery worse than men. That pussy was no longer theirs to give away.
I believe it, even if you're not ugly you can be totally awkward cause you're so fucked up in the head due to all the different and conflicting messages you heard growing up. I can't really say I was ever glad when girls like you liked me.
>>24796822
>quads wasted by a thirst robot is "noice"
>>24796776
>If I had one guy interested in me that shared my hobbies I'd be ecstatic.
>comics and DCAU cartoons
>can't find any guy interested in that
Are you fucking kidding me
They're everywhere
Now if you mean:
>If I had a Chad interested in me that shared my hobbies I'd be ecstatic.
Then it would make sense.
>>24796037
be my gf then and stop being a fembot :^)
>>24796828
So then if I genuinely can't find a bf who loves me or friends, why aren't I a robot? Compared to people on this website that DO have friends?
>>24796871
>>24796825
I don't even care if he's attractive or not. No guy has ever liked me and it's impossible to find one who will actually stick around. I'm ugly and I'd date an ugly man too.
>>24796871
Alright, fine. You got me.
Yes, I have come across guys that liked those things, but they were generally unpleasant, to say the least. All I want is a relatively nice-looking nice guy, preferably over 5'11, or so. Most of the guys I've met have been complete assholes.
>>24796522
Date me then skinnybot
>>24796944
>pretending to be me
pathetic honestly
>>24796949
do you live intoronto?
>>24796720
Yes, but the girls normally stay on girl internet. You can differentiate the two by the amount of people on a site that are pissed that their body decides to go rouge and fuck shit up once a month.
>>24796944
>Most of the guys I've met have been complete assholes.
Why do all women say this constantly?
Is 80% of the male population made up of assholes? Are you literally offended by everything unless he bends over backwards for you?
>>24796961
I live inNew YorkI've visited Toronto twice though
>>24796927
Because robots can only be MEN. You could have what you wanted as long as you KNEW YOUR PLACE. A robot is a man who knows his place, and that place entails dying alone.
>>24796961
not in toronto, but canadian
add me on skype
>superhotpepe
>do x
>actually y
HAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOLOL IM SO FUNNY LOOK AT ME I HAVE VAGINA AND BOOBSS :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>24796994
The same reason /r9k/ calls all women sluts and bitches. Most people are dicks.
>>24796997
>>24797018
>tfw no boring Toronto bf
Everyone here is a social butterfly and it annoys me.
>>24796776
What about a guy that had nothing against it/liked watching surface level stuff, but was mostly just entry level pleb?
>>24797070
Be boring with a New York anon on skype then :^)
>>24797070
AY BB GURL I GOT 4 FRIENDS AND NO GAME HIT ME UP
>>24797014
And a robot could have a gf that doesn't love him if he got a job and assumed the role of a beta kek.
What's your point?
>>24797031
I actually chuckled out loud. You seem pretty mad.
I bet you'd do literally anything to see them, wouldn't you, you fag?
>>24796296
Decent girls want love. Not hookups.
>>24797090
fuck off amerikek i'll feed ya a knuckle hoagie
>>superhotpepe
>>24796660
learn your fucking history, you cunt. If women started 4chan and men were the invaders, well, that wouldn't happen because women would never create a website where people only judge you on the content of your mind and not the way you look.
Femininity kills the imageboard. There are no girls on the internet.
>>24796927
>I'm ugly
post pic, let's see
>>24796776
i play music and have a book on basics-to-drawing. i never have time to try out drawing unfortunately because i work full-time and then practice
i always wished i could find another shut in who autistically has her own art-based hobby. like drawing, writing, film, standup, etc and then we teach each other how to get better in the hobby we know. it sounds cozy and fun
im not a robot though, failed normie who is mentally ill
>>24797090
>>24797134
I don't have skype or facebook. I will be LITERALLY any robots gf if they live near me. I don't guarantee I am pretty or interesting but I don't expect anything from you either.
I tried to take up the "I will be ANYONE's bf" guy's offer but he doesn't live near me either.
>>24797090
It's useless to persue, anon even if you end up loving the bitch you live way too far it just won't work... I've had many gfs online from other countries that I've "fallen in love with" and it's always the same shit
>>24796961
>already gets two responses
You fucking bitch liar fuck pretending to be lonely
I'm also female, and I actually like manga, anime, vidya, math (not shit like calculus and linear and other assorted pleb shit) and basically STEM in general (trying to get at least semi-decent at programming, currently trying to get through HTDP and some other books)
I'll talk to you and likely happily date you, regardless of how unattractive or awkward you are. Hell, if there are any awkward bots that would just like some practice talking to a girl, I'll happily oblige
>>24797136
>women would never create a website where people only judge you on the content of your mind and not the way you look
Now this is just blatantly misogynistic.
Look at all the important women in history who were not superficial.
>>24797127
>tfw no disdainful fembot gf
not gonna lie. it's hot reading this
>>24797134
Nice try canakuk
>>24797133
>love
>code for buying me shit and dealing with my selfishness and mood swings
>>24797170
Dude she lives a four hour drive from if she's in Toronto
>>24797126
>And a robot could have a gf that doesn't love him if he got a job and assumed the role of a beta kek
That is the point. Like it or not, that's the place of most men on the planet. The difference was, when times and life was harder, women wouldn't go bailing on the beta husbands just for a good fuck. If they did, all the other women would tut-tut them for being "shameless homewrecker hussies".
In modern times, there's no need to cling to your betaboy husband. Alimony, the state, and good ol' fashioned social pressure will keep you purse full. Just don't be too surprised when no one wants to tie down an early middle-aged woman who fucked her best (and tightest) years away. As I said before, pussy is what men marry for.
>>24797176
>2 off handed offers to talk over skype
So what? The guy who posts asking for a gf everyday gets offers too. Sometimes when I'm bored I pretend to be a guy and post LONDON. It's meaningless and doesn't translate to real life.
I'm not gay but you sound like a nice person.
>>24797166
Where do you live though? That'd improve your chances of finding someone.
>>24797237
In a city near Toronto, but anywhere in that area will do.
>>24797166
So make a skype then
>>24797166
Move out from Iceland
I just want a fembot who is crazy shy and introverted but also wants to be raped and degraded.
>>24797182
Ahmed Mohammed the master prankster duped your entire country with his clock shenanigans. your country is gullible
>>24797292
Canada needs to learn how to POO IN LOO with all of it's new Sikh friends :^)
>>24797177
> Look at all the important women in history who were not superficial.
I can probably count them off on one hand, tbqh. Real women were busy inventing new makeup and talking shit about each other's hoop skirts.
Why do girls pick weirdo role models who they don't emulate at all? Could it be that looking up to Marie Curie is... *gasp* a fashion statement?!
Just like everything women do??
>>24797262
This highlights another problem of fembot life and illustrates why I pretend to be a boy most of the time on this board.
You all only want to treat us as fetish objects.
>cute and shy
>wants to be raped and degraded
I really am beginning to think guys only feel sexual pleasure, and never genuine true love like a woman.
>>24797255
That makes me incredibly nervous, I'm sorry. I don't think I'd do very well in an online relationship of any kind. If anyone wants to meet in person I'd feel better about that for some reason.
>>24796184
Fucking this. I'm a girl and seeing people announce their gender drives me crazy.
>>24797262
Oh yes that's me...
>>24797314
shit senpai you got me there
>>24797337
I would if I lived anywhere near you. Just stick around the thread, I guarantee there will be like six people who do and who want to talk to you.
>>24797343
And without a hint of irony...
>>24797365
I think one problem would be that I wouldn't put out for months. If i'm going to lose my virginity I want to make sure I don't get pumped and dumped, you know? Guys don't seem to want to stick around for that long.
>>24797371
Did the joke go over your head or something?
>>24797411
It did that time. Most women honestly lack that kind of self-awareness.
>>24797371
are you retarded
originality
>>24797337
Damn
New York state's not too far away though...
>>24797371
mild to moderate kek
>>24796418
you posted this hoping to bait someone but no one responded because everyone has already been conditioned to believe this is the way things are, un-debateably
>>24797350
Post location pham
>>24797333
nice trips.
Treating a theoretical woman (which any "woman" on here is) as a fetish object is offensive to you?
How about this, you can only talk about theoretical men superficially. If you fantasize about how you want a boy to feel about you, that's offensive to us and you should stop emotifying us.
>>24797429
>liek OMG I can't believe he cheated on me ;_;
>didn't you fuck his brother 2 months ago?
>THAT WAS SOOO FUCKING DIFFERENT, OH MY GOD
>>24796522
fuck off i bet you're only swiping chad thundercocks expecting them to be prince charming
And tinder is for hooking up what do you expect
>>24796108
fuck off tranny fag
>>24797410
I dated a chick for four months without doing anything sexual. I don't mind that. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
But you're better off dating a virgin since he would be very nervous about it too and it would be something the two of you would have to grow into.
>>24797333
its actually been found that women are far more pragmatic with love than men
>>24797250
Guess I'm out of the running then. States here.
>>24795970
>Can't tell the difference between being a fembot and femanon
Femanons exist - fembots don't, ya dingus. You will never fully acknowledge the struggle of robot life.
>>24797333
>women
>human
Burst out laughing. Aren't you just adorable, cupcake?
>>24797350
Please be around my age group fembot. How old are you?
>>24796037
Its abstract because it doesn't exist ;)
>>24796563
pls be my friend
>>24796574
Men don't claim to be men. It isn't the centerpiece of their existence. When men talk about video games, it has nothing to do with their gender. When men start threads on 4chan, they don't begin with "I'm a man, btw." Women post on 4chan all the time and no one bats an eye, but the reason they get away with it is because they don't qualify every post with any manner of "I'm a girl, btw."
>>24797528
This.
Men are WAY more idealistic and romantic about love, but being so usually gets them kucked and dumped.
>>24796563
Here, have some obligatory attention from a guy that likes vidya and animu.
>>24796574
They do sometimes, actually. But maybe that's just my personal experience.
>>24796563
What vidya do you like?
[/spoiler]pls love me[/spoiler]
>>24796428
Who is this character please
>>24795970
>tfw you will never met the robot who wrote the code for that fem(spam)bot
>>24796184
They feed on attention anon
>>24797768
i'm open to many games, but i'm pretty into action platformers like Rocket Knight Adventures, Alien Soldier, and Landstalker, right now, if you can count that as one, probably more of an adventure game, though.
i'm also playing through old x-com, and some old shmups like MUSHA and Gley Lancer.
i also want to get into roguelikes, and I've almost got my first ascension in Brogue, but I'm nowhere near beating ADOM or fucking Nethack
>>24796563
>he probably watches moeshit
>>24798728
>Not autism simulators from parakeksStill pls love me
