>Anon, wake up honey!
>Mommy's got breakfast for you...eat up!
What do?
>>24795519
I dig in obviously
>this will never happen
I expell her with my cross, fucking Succubii
>>24795519
I'll be alright, ta
if you've got sexual feelings towards your mother, you're fucked up in the head
>>24795559
I really like this.
>>24795591
Catholicism is the past, the future and the present. It is God's will that you like it
>>24795576
No if you have romantic feelings, then your fucked in the head, but if you are just attracted to her body then your completely fine.
>>24795614
Get fucked papist
>>24795647
fuck no faggot, if you look at your mother and think
>hmm yeah i'd hit that
then you have some serious issues
>>24795691
Never. The only Christians are Catholics, all others are pretenders.
>>24795740
what if your mom was MILF also your sexual urges dont care about morals, thats how people end up raping children or animals.
>>24795519
eat the whole pwussy up family
>>24795740
>So what if I'm you're grandma? It's only sex, dear...
>>24795775
>Believing the pope has any authority over how to interpret scripture
Top kek m8
>>24795519
Jokes on her, I enjoy fish and eggs.
>>24795519
No qualms about that view.
She could straddle my face for as long as she desires.
>>24795845
>Protestants and Orthodox 'Chrisitans' still don't know the Bible comes from the Council of Hippo and the Catholic Church is the only Church that continues the use ot he Bible of Hippo
Ayy
>>24795519
No thanks, I rather eat my tendies.
>tfw mommy threads never last long
why does /r9k/ gotta have shit taste in fetishes. Howare you even able to dislike mommy incest.
>>24795775
>tfw starting as a therapist tomorrow at Catholic school
>tfw jewish>tfw the black kids make fun of you
>>24795941
better get your notebook out Anon and start writing.
We look forward to reading your manifesto.
>>24795900
Implying the modern catholic church maintains any of the standards of the old catholic church. Face it mang you accuse protestants of having flexible beliefs and morals, but your own church is constantly being watered down and pacified in the name of appealing to what is deemed culturally acceptable so you don't slip into irrelevancy and what's worse is you don't question what comes from the church due to you giving your allegiance to your pope and trusting his word is the authority on scripture rather than being able to interpret it yourself.
>>24795552
This is one of the most hurting feels of all
Get out the way bitch I gotta piss like a motherfucker
>tfw even if you wait 2 hours after your last glass of water at night you still wake up needing a wicked piss
I swear this shit is going to break my dick.
this isnt chicken tendies
>>24798425
>wicked piss
new england pls
>>24795937
maybe the board has too many normies with gfs to appreciate it?
>>24795614
>black cats = evil meme having any basis in theology
>>24795614
>>24795691
>>24795775
>>24795845
>>24795900
>>24796045
Can you go argue about your fairy tales somewhere else?
Abrahamic religions were a fun way to make the masses to control and colonize, but in a democracy where all those idiots can vote religion serves no purpose.
