Hey /r9k/
Give me any topic and I'll write a poem about it.
pic obviously unrelated
throat fuckin'
>>24793475
jihadi john
>>24793487
Some men they like anal sex,
And other men vaginal,
But I don't care unless my dick,
is nearing somewhere spinal.
Oral pansies can suffice,
With just a spit and lick,
But me I need her tonsils,
To rub against my dick.
The feeling is exquisite,
Yes it's really fucking GOAT,
To take a gal and shove your dick,
right down her fucking throat.
>>24793585
(I cheated a bit on this one)
Standing in the ruins of Palmyra
Killing men from Holland and France
The man with the drone said "leave the West alone"
You know they didn't even give us a chance
Allah you know it ain't easy
Oh yes it's really mayhem
The way things are going
I'm gonna crucify them
niggers in my damn yard
>>24793857
There's a place within my yard
Where Kanye West does ball so hard
There he balls for all to see
along with his good friend Jay Z
Paris, France was not enough
And Paris, Texas far too rough
And so now they ball and roam
In the yard behind my home.
>>24793475
Randy Prozac, fuck you this is an original comment
roasties
i have been muted for 2 seconds for being a massive fagget
Lost roman legion
Hitler was a pretty cool guy
>>24793613
this one is great
my life is worse than anthony burch's
>>24794011
The was a man named Randy
Who was always very handy
Useful, nice and cool as ice
And quite a happy dandy
But when faced with oppression
He made quite a sharp regression
And the badness of his sadness
Drove him right into depression
The sadness almost killed him
and nothing out there thrilled him
He'd cry and cry, with reddened eyes
The misery fulfilled him
Miserable, that is until
He eyed a single prozac pill
White and green, both bright and clean
perched upon his window sill
He gulped it down, with all his tears
To wash away his rotten fears
To make him well, and end this hell
Reintegrate with all his peers
Prozac Randy thus was born
and faced a world of wretched scorn
A man who'd strive to stay alive
Through happy pills and hardcore porn.
BANE ON A PLANE?
>>24794050
Vaginas they are tight and moist,
Both pleasurable and toasty.
That is, unless you meet a slut,
and stick it in her roastie.
A slut's cunt is so ravaged,
and so super duper loose,
That in it alongside your dick,
Could fit a duck and goose.
And the pussy's structure,
Ain't a source of quick relief.
For it's been rekt to pieces,
Into looking like roasted beef.
And me, I am a gentleman,
A lover of Debussy,
And indeed a connoisseur,
Who loves his prime teen pussy.
I've seen so many pussy shapes,
So I can't help but scorn,
When I see the roasties,
In my hentai and my porn.
Roasties ruin everything.
They've brought me so much strife.
Pity that I've never seen one,
Out there in real life.
Lumberjack fight
Pic not related
>>24794077
We made the haul to northern Gaul
A move unwise and barmy
As on us sadly did befall
A charging Frankish army
A slow retreat on aching feet
with many river crossed
Left us in a land of peat
Quite terrified and lost
On peat and foam we made our home
In order to survive
Asked "what would old Stilicho do
If he were still alive?"
