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>>24792976
it's 10:10pm here, it practically is time for the wagekek unless they go without sleep.
mfw
>>24792976
Lol wagekek life literally sounds like hell
Joke's on you. I get to have a nice 8 hour sleep, wake up, go to my pretty easy job and make 50$ in just 8 hours of work. I will then come home, relax for a bit. Maybe shitpost for a while and crack open a beer.
As for you? You'll probably sleep in until about noon, slathered in your own semen, all sweaty and sticky, then realise how useless and bored and depressed you are and have suicidal thoughts, all with 0$.
So you see my friend, it is you who is the kek.
>>24793526
$50 for 8 hours? Surely NEETbux pays better
>>24793526
>50$ for 8 hours of work
what fucking serfdom do you work in peasant?
>>24793554
NEETS only receive about 200$ a month. That's 6$ a day.
>literally sleep all day at work
>sweep and mop a 20x20ft area
>come home and shitpost
>eat free food at the DFAC 3 times a day
>make 600 dollars a week doing literally nothing
>get 45 days paid vacation every year, along with holidays and random days off, already had 32 days off this year
I literally make 3 times what you do in a month, every 7 days. Boy yea sure is a terrible wageslave life getting kek'd by the man, lol. Plus, tax time is coming up, and I'll be getting another 2000 bucks. Enjoy ramen and shit tier internet. Someone save me from this awful life I'm living.
>>24794664
Struck a nerve there?
>>24794664
Make sure you pay your taxes my neetbux where a little late last month
I fucking hope so. I'm a contractor and haven't been called in for work since November 11. Glad I bought my family's Christmas presents early. Fuck.
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>>24795012
i dont know, did he?
>>24792976
Guess its time for me to sleep like a good little slave now. Fuck you OP.
>>24795201
>American-African
Nice touch
>>24792976
Getting up early tommrow so I can go to the gym and come home and play steam all day
>>24793574
Hahah u bet, here is what we will recieve in the comming year:
http://qz.com/566702/finland-plans-to-give-every-citizen-a-basic-income-of-800-euros-a-month/
NO! NO! NO NO!! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMARROW FUCK YOU I JUST WANT TO STAY HOME AND PLAY VIDYA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
>>24795972
>vidya
man up bro video games are for children or fathers who get really bored
>>24793574
I literally get $1800 every 2 weeks
>>24793526
>50$ in just 8 hours of work
$50 for 8 hours?
Nooooo thanks...
>>24792976
>tfw 3 days on and 3 off so I work pretty sporadically
>mfw laffin at the "thank god it's friday, oh no it's monday" true wagecooks
>wagekek
god this is such a stupid and ugly term, it's worse than saying wagekek. i feel disgusted with myself typing them out.
please don't fuck my wife while i'm at work again neeties
>>24795012
You got something in your eye there, pepe?
>>24793526
pfff ahqahahahahah
>>24792976
oh, man. gosh, you sure showed me, almighty NEET philosopher-king. Please don't kill me when you inherit the earth and force us all to work in the tendie mines.
>>24796010
>man up
Vidya is a perfectly acceptable hobby in 2015. I mean who is he trying to impress? Some blown out slut? Fuck that. Let the dude be happy!
>job in social work
>literally sweat myself to sleep every sunday night out of anticipation
>wake up early, permanent smile stuck on my face through my morning routine
>scan r9k for wage c u c k threads
>get myself riled up for the day of work ahead
>any applications for disability compensation that comes across my desk for some bullshit reason like "depression", "social anxiety", or anything that i might consider minor injury i immediately reject
>mfw its my job to prevent NEETs from getting their NEETbux
holy shit i cant believe how much i love my job. I literally laugh my ass off the entire day with each application I reject. It helps to have r9k open while i do it too. its kinda like slapping you guys in the face for a living. keep posting these threads NEETs, it really gets me going.
>>24793526
>6.25/hour
>mfw
>>24792976
true, it is almost time to go to my job as a case worker.
another day of me potentially cutting off the bennies of someone useless fuck with memetism.
whose bucks are next
>maybe yours
Oh hey there wagekeks! Just another glorious day being a superior NEET. But hey, it can be tricky being NEET too! I still need to decide what I'm going to do today! Maybe you guys can help me choose, I've narrowed it down to the following:
- Play a round of golf at my local country club
- Learn a new field of science
- Write another chapter of my upcoming novel
- Take my ferrari for a spin
- Fuck my wageslave neighbours girlfriend while he's at work
- Score a symphony
Hmmm, choices, choices!
>>24793526
use to be a useless neet and my life was exactly as you described. Now I make $100 a day doing easy technician stuff with no college education. I feel like I'm back in high school, I spend 8 hours a day pissing the day away with weekends off and come home smoke a bowl, watch tv and vidya. With the added benefit of having my own apartment.
Now I just need a girlfriend...
>>24801053
No.
Only people who "accept" vidya as a hobby are children and redditors.
And to be honest, I'd rather be a 12 year old playing some shitty game than a fucking adult who actually wastes time playing this shit and browsing reddit. While watching game of thrones and reading lord of the rings. Jesus.
>>24801664
Let me translate
>- Play a round of golf at my local country club
Go to the park and creepily stare at people and their children until they leave.
>- Learn a new field of science
Aimlessly browse wikipedia, specifically articles relating to video games and anime.
>- Write another chapter of my upcoming novel
Fanfiction/erotica. Absolutely disgusting garbage.
>- Take my ferrari for a spin
Ride power scooter to Mcdonalds.
>- Fuck my wageslave neighbours girlfriend while he's at work
Watch your neighbor's wife through your bedroom window while masturbating.
>- Score a symphony
Listen to kpop.
