>be me, improving my social skillz at uni
>join a special interest group, see a 7.5/10 asian bae
>ask her if she'd like to perform with me for the group's next event
>eventually convince her
>couple weeks of flirting and a lot of luck and we are pretty chill together
fast forward to last night
>send text to her
>"you should come over for some cabbage rolls and some sitcom"
>she says, "I'll be there in 30minutes"
>Holy shit I was just joking
>she arrives and we start to watch TV, play around and see who is more flexible etc.
>we are play fighting and then the clothes come off
>I spend a solid 45minutes on foreplay for her and I'm sporting a rock hard cock
>aww yisss I'm hearing moans etc.
>I was going to eat her out but when I got down there I got confused.
>I get the condom on and start trying to slide my dick in.
>actually have a large dick 7x5 so it's slow going
>get it in and start out with a few pumps
>aww shittttt.png
>I feel that feeling, the most terrible feeling. I'm going to cum
>panic, pull out and start making out with her as I bust a nut in the condom.
>"what's wrong anon? did I do something"
>ahh nothing I just am having second thoughts
>ask her to turn around and finger her a bit, I run to the bathroom real quick to dispose of the condom and clean off my dick.
>I get back out there and start back up with foreplay.
>she starts sucking my dick not even 5 minutes from the last time I came
>I have a bit more stamina now but I'm still pumped that I'm getting head from a cute ass china doll
>cum within 5 minutes of her sucking my dick
>start laughing like an idiot and say, "You made quick work of me"
TFW I have a porn star cock but little stamina
When I lost my virginity I actually couldn't feel shit and never came. WTF is up with this?
Give me some stamina advice /r9k/bros
>>24792584
You just need to fuck more and get used to it. When you start to feel like you're getting close, slow down, distract yourself, or take it out and do stuff to her. I personally find pain very distracting and helpful so I'll have my girl claw into me really hard when I'm feeling close. Try to make it last longer by going slow for a while at the start. Build it up for a good while.
>>24792806
>fuck more
If I can, I will.
before I came the first time she was sucking me off and I was getting close and I pulled her up to me to make out while I recovered but it didn't let me last that much longer.
I even did multiplication tables in my head but it just felt so good, I couldn't believe "cabbage rolls and TV" was all I needed to have sex and with such an asian cutie too.
I got really worked up during the foreplay so maybe that was it. I have SKYN condoms and I'm going to go out and buy some condoms that will feel less pleasurable.
I have a good size member but couldn't even use it like I want.
Hey OP, your dick and my dick are about the same size!
I love meeting dickbros online.
>>24793284
It's a great size I must admit. Borderline painful for some and a pleasant surprise for others.
>>24792584
>cum twice in less than 10 min
At least you can cum again that quickly. Do kegels and get condoms that numb your dick.
>>24793440
I had no idea I could pull off a hat trick, it was a first for me.
I don't want the numbing sensation but do you know of a condom that'd fit me but give me less sensation than the SKYN large condoms I use?
>>24793284
7x6.5
>MFW pulling all dem bitchez, but scare em away with girth.
>>24794318
you have the girth of a four loko. why even have a dick if it doesn't even fit in a woman?
What the fuck? Where am I? Do we go to /r9k/ for sex advice now?
Fuck all of you.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24795355
Well I was once a robot but I've made changes and ended up having the above sexual encounter because of those changes.
Your "bucket full of crabs" mentality is quite apparent.
>>24792584
Just a reminder being a failed normie is worse than being a robot
>everyone on this board is apparently 7/10
>>24792584
CABBAGE ROLLS REALLY
>>24793136
> multlipaication tables in my head
Negro I'm rolling. And it wasn't the cabbage and shows, girls aren't like boys, she obviously wanted to do things with you for a while
>>24795802
100% serious, I'm damn proud of my cabbage rolls. They take around 2 hours to make
>>24795823
I grew up in an isolated part of the country and didn't have friends I hung out with until last year. Spent my days on runescape, would go to school and would leave my computer running so my mining bot could run all day until I returned.
I was raped when I was 12, father used to beat me until I was 16. Used to cut myself to cope with my loneliness. Scorned by those around me because my one escape in life (dance) made me an even bigger target because only fags dance.
Probably was just a phase.
>>24796291
>le reddit sob story
Fuck right off, friend-o
>>24795823
You speak the true-true son.
>>24795843
the multiplication tables didn't help honestly. I didn't know if she was down to get sexual because shes a church going girl.
>>24792806
This is literally it.
I popped my nut in like 3 pumps of fucking when I lost my virginity.
Now that I've had way more sex I can go like 45 mins to an hour of rough jackhammering with a condom on.
Without I still bust pretty quickly though. Shit feels too good m8.
>>24796322
you asked why I was a robot. I had a fucked up childhood, la de fuckin da.
what's your sob story?
lack of motivation? autism? you're so smart that others around you just don't "get" you?
>>24796403
what condoms do you use?
>>24792584
maintaining stamina is usually a unique thing to each person but the main thing is to distract yourself, first, why don't you punching yourself/her in the face
OP is probably white, its just too easy to fuck asian girls being an average looking white guy. Damn....
>>24795533
Seems like everyone and there grandma was once a robot. Where are all the actual robots?
