The choice of your life
>tfw hypothetical shit that I will never have
just stop
>>24792003
Musician
Singlehandedly destroy the corupt music business.
Plot twist: The scroll you receive if green shows up blank.
>>24792003
ahhhh those choices and i can't pick more the one, fuck you op
grey, because it has no real downside and probably won't make you go insane and detached from reality
Freedom
Sounds the most practical. Would be able to become a non-reliant NEET that doesn't even need an income. Would probably just sit around on my laptop in uncomfortably hot/cold places (that won't effect me) and just use my phone as a WiFi hot-spot and browse 4chan on my laptop. I would just drop college and travel the world by foot because I would never need to eat/drink or worry about weather conditions.
>>24792003
White "No Fear" is objectively the worst option, fear is what keeps you alive, you wouldn't last a week.
Teal "Longevity" is potentially the best as you could theoretically outdo the benefits of several others including "Wealth".
Also, Animal Whisper is stupid because they animals not as intelligent as people project onto them, and even if they were, you'd be better off just learning another language and traveling to another country for a more rewarding experience.
>>24792003
Purple. $25,000,000 would let me be free for the rest of my life. The con isn't even a real con. What, I miss out on the experience of living poor and grinding in a shit job to save up for a new car or apartment? Big deal.
time to dump some more of these for a bit, i have alot
>>24792857
gotta love the robot being back
Chartreuse
+ will kill everyone who makes or posts these hypothetical images that nobody could ever actually choose from
- no downside
>>24792003
black
>better running and shit
>body becomes uglier
>body parts become bigger
brown
>musical brilliance
The joos seem to be pushing something here
>>24792003
This was written by a literal retard. Please come back when the grammar is intelligible.
>>24792857
Please do. I love these things,
>>24792909
well fuck you too
>not original my ass
>>24792945
The grammar looks good to me...?
>>24792957
any particular preference on type?
>>24793067
Not really, preferably none of those Zombie/Nuclear Apocalypse ones
GREEN
>achieve ultimate knowledge
>get to an hero immediately afterwards
dream come true senpai
>>24793012
The first three are OP, especially 2 and 3.
Why would anyone choose the bottom three?
turquoise freedom
all I want is to do things without fearing I will not have enough money in the future
>>24792003
orange desu
who /his/ here?
Anything other than pink is retarded.
>>24792003
Wealth. Live as a modest and rich hermit and invest wisely to ensure my wealth sustains and maintain as little contact with other humans as possible.
>>24792857
The case, I'd be happy being high on weed and working a menial job to live within my means otherwise.
>>24792890
Machine. I'd just support myself in a career with my new talent.
>>24793012
Second chance, and I'd make the most of it.
>>24793067
The money. Just keep the money in circulation while also having a stash for any emergencies and otherwise live a modest manageable life.
>tfw i've already pressed the brown button
maroon then for sure
>some of the images i selected were clearly not milkshakes
>>24793230
>select all images with grass
>DUDE WEED LAMO
How is 25mil on par with any of the other buttons?
That said, Ill take longetivity. I might meet other strange ones in my long life.
>>24793275
i suppose i should be trying to be some what original with the whole text content thing
>>24793326
heading to a movie, i'll be back in a couple hours if the thread is still here
>>24793230
rolling out decepticons
>>24792003
I shall select gold button.
>>24793067
>as a side effect you develop a depression level of 20%
that's lower than my current level
>>24792003
whichever one leads to immortality, or is most likely to
>>24793012
Second chance would fuck shit up so hard but I'd choose it anyways.
>Going through school with the mind of a 23 year old.
I'm gonna get expelled for sure. I'd give minimal effort and probably lose my mind from the simplicity of everything. I'd cause so much trouble and have a ton of sex because I'll have such a huge mental advantage over the other boys.
>Bet on sports games
>Become rich without even trying
I'd also become a 4chan god by only posting psychic shit like predicting terrorist attacks or natural disasters on here.
>>24793326
>Mech
>Choose ACU
>Conquer world with army of percivals
>>24793230
Button no 3 for me please.
>>24793012
Second chance is retarded OP. Even if you took it as a 10 year old it would still be OP.
>pick green
>turns out the universe really is a cold meaningless void
>unable to live even your last 30 mins without wanting to an hero sooner
fun
>>24792003
Brown
>get to create beauty which people will appreciate for hundreds of years
>contribute to society in a way which will earn you love and respect from others
>basically no drawbacks
best choice
>tfw these choices will never be real
maybe in a past life I chose the "unsuccessful ugly bad-eyesight loser button"
>>24794107
>the button you chose was the best option available to you on all levels percievable
>>24792003
I recognize those buttons. They're very expensive buttons.
>>24794923
they're not sanwa's or anything.
only 6 euros a pop.
purple, the only thing that changes is that somebody dumps 25 million in my lap. no need to balance out pros and cons here
>>24793067
The money
>If you accumulate more than $350,000 unspent dollars, the IRS might get mad
I'll just buy gold with whatever I have left over.
>>24794987
6 euros is a lot of money by my standards, especially for the button budget.
>>24792003
Purple. Not even hard desu
>>24793501
pretty sure a tactical nuke can stop a mech and there is not much it can do to stop the missile
>>24792003
am i the only one who would SMASH UP THAT MF TEAL BUTTON
>>24792890
Predator/Illusion
>>24792003
Green would be pretty interesting.
I've always wondered what the fuck the universe actually is.
>>24792706
This. Sounds like the best possible life to live.
>>24793326
Reincarnation Pill seems like the best choice BUT
the keyboard would be tight, too. Could spend my life fucking around with the sales from my inhumanely good vidya.
>>24792003
Just get the money and live in solitude. The rest are pretty shit
I'd pick white. Most people never accomplish the greatest things they could because they're too afraid of failing.
Worst case: I die. Just like everyone else eventually. Gold is fine too, though. I definitely like myself a lot.
i'm back, prolly gona dump a but slower i have some work to do at the same time
>>24792003
Uh, purple?
Because the con for that is happening to me on a near daily basis, I don't know how $25,000,000 could possible make it worse.
>>24792003
>>24792003
>tfw I read this right after I jerked off and came
>tfw I always carry a pink pepper spray but I'm not sure if its magenta or pink
I was told Magenta is not real or some shit
Am I going to hell?
I wanted to go to heaven
>>24796773
The number speaks to me so I assume somehow I am going to heaven?
>>24796683
>watchin obama talkin
>>24792003
>tfw I already have blue
thanks deveined maeng da kratom
>>24796683
Double dose of red
Already tall, healthy weight and big-dicked
Shame there isn't a pill that cures being a total fucking autist
>>24796788
YES
Ryoen will also be my promised girl!?
>>24792003
Grey so I can tell the fucking dog to get off the bed while I'm trying to sleep.
>>24796683
They're all date rape and if you take any of that freak's pills, he'll rape you with his super saiyan dick.
>>24796683
double dose of blue, finally be 6 feet tall
>>24792003
Brown. It's something I have wanted for a long time.
>>24796683
Double yellowI want to make my gf happy
>>24796790
i'm to lazy to set the thumbnail size big enough to see what i'm posing
>>24792709
>animals not as intelligent as people project onto them
How do you know?
>>24793326
please god give me that fucking monocle right now
>>24796683
double blue, become 6'1
posted this in the last thread. choose your dickholes /r9k/
also
>not wanting dual tentacle cocks that make women orgasm instantly
>>24794814
That's because there's no free will and we always do what we feel is best, AT THE TIME.
>>24792003
Yellow is the best world ever.
LET THE WORLD BURN IN A SEA OF FIERY HEDONISM.
>>24797024
If you really wanted to make the side-effect to getting tickets bad, change it to have the hideous monster anally fuck you with his hideous monster dick
>>24797024
So I get ticket plus four more for total of five?
I pick white, black, purple, lavender, brown.
I'm a beautiful, nice smelling immortal loli with a pocket dimension and I never have to eat, sleep, or poop. I'm also extra smart.
If immortal means I can still die then I swap red with brown.
>>24792003
>freedom
Literally what? This set of buttons is stupid. I'd go with the cash.
>>24797287
you dont need shelter or to eat
>>24793230
Yellow 4,5,6 seems attractive
>>24792003
Teal
>>24796683
Adventure mode
>>24793012
Double dose muscle
>>24797287
>taking money over immorality
>>24797432
Why would anyone want to be immortal?
>>24792857
Pillow.
>>24792890
Illusion
>>24793012
Adventure Mode
>>24793067
Money
>>24793230
Yellow button (Able to remember everything), Perks 4,7 and 8. Also, Rollin'
>>24793275
Cassandra's Notebook.
>>24793326
Wisdom Toilet
>>24793326
hmmm would really like the ring but gaben is tempting aswell
>>24797336
I want a shelter and food though. Even if I could survive without them.
>>24797432
Money will make me happy. Living forever will not; in fact it would do the opposite.
>>24792857
The rifle is really underpowered.
Maybe it should leave no bullethole or something.
exceptional intelligence or longevity
cuteblox
>>24797460
You could do and see so much.
>>24797533
Assuming you don't get and godly powers... not really. You can see everything the earth has to offer in like 10 years, tops.
>>24797513
Make it so that you can hide it in pocket dimension/warp it in and out of existence at will and make it invisible.
>>24797552
>You can see everything the earth has to offer in like 10 years, tops.
wut, you're assuming nothing new will be invented.
You could watch and be a part of society throughout centuries+.
Live to see robot waifus, live to see space stuff, who knows.
Given you have so much time you could also easily become rich eventually, just invest. Take gambles here and there. Eventually you will accumulate wealth.
>>24792003
the scroll of truth or time traveler
>>24792890
Eyes of the predator and I'd become a vigilante.
>>24792003
Teal is the only good option throughout this. Anyone picking anything different is trying to be hipster/edgy. The only one that comes near is Black, but Teal is the best.
>>24792003
Longevity. I just hope technology gets good enough to allow cybernetic enhancement so I can live as a machine past whatever human/human descendant extinction. As strange as it is to say this in /r9k/, I like living.
>>24792857
Coin, I guess.
>>24792890
Eyes of the Machine.
>>24793012
All pills are pretty meh but Second Chance is best.
>>24793067
"learn increased by 40%, memory decreased by 20%"
So you learn better but you forget what you learned? Shouldn't the thing just be "learn increased by 20%, nothing else changes"?
No-sleep is very attractive, but I'm gonna go with the... Money shot... lol
>>24793230
Gray button of not dying by normal means (if that includes aging). If not, Green button of future vision (say hello to a new hobby of going to a casino).
Perks
>1, no sleep
>5, thinking/memory
>7, mind reading
Rolling for subpower.
>>24793275
Cassandra's Notebook. Duh.
>>24793326
Monocle.
>>24793377
Mask and Clock.
>>24796683
Double dose red pill. Bearmoooode.
>>24796790
Etherea, but they're all not very fun.
>>24796931
B, so much B. B so hard, with a side of B topped with B. I would live forever, peacefully, making other machines or even machine bodies for myself.
>>24797024
Yellow hole, maybe pink if the monster-sister-thing isn't that bad, I'd have to see I think.
>>24797752
>immunity to viruses and bacteria
Cool.
>>24792857
mirror or gloves
>>24792890
predator
>>24793012
second chance (only correct choice)
>>24793067
yellow
>>24793275
M9001 pls no fbi it's just jokes.
>>24795642
SAME ANYONE WHO CHOOSES SOMETHING ELSE IS RETARDED
I love these kind of threads for some reason
Posting a few of my favorites
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Posting a few of my favorites
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>>24797830
Sustenance + Pen or
Sustenence + Magic Hat + Health Potion
Posting a few of my favorites
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Posting a few of my favorites
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Posting a few of my favorites
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>>24797830
Bearly human + heavy metal.
>kill people in human form
>"Sir, we've got the place surrounded"
>Swat team breaches door.
>"Sir, we've lost him, there's just a 1000 pound bear statue in the room"
DEVILISH
>>24797712
Teal ftw, Insanity and madness are a small price to pay.
>>24797830
autokinesis, mirror walk.
>>24798018
Fisher King 4 Life
why do I enjoy reading these things so much? why is it so much fun to pretend that these things are real and so much fun to seriously deliberate? on paper this is one of the most pointless things but I can't help but enjoy the whole process and playing make believe
>>24798111
It just is, I love it and then I spend time imagining my life, adventures, world etc.
I love fantasizing and escapism.
I've always wanted to find close knit group of people to do similar with, and play roleplay games with etc. But alas.
>>24798018
>Not wanting to be the Pope of NEETs
Anyone who picks anything other than Fisher King is a filthy norman.
Trout is the common name for a number of species of freshwater fish belonging to the genera Oncorhynchus, Salmo and Salvelinus, all of the subfamily Salmoninae of the family Salmonidae. The word trout is also used as part of the name of some non-salmonid fish such as Cynoscion nebulosus, the spotted seatrout or speckled trout.
Trout are closely related to salmon and char (or charr): species termed salmon and char occur in the same genera as do trout (Oncorhynchus - Pacific salmon and trout, Salmo - Atlantic salmon and various trout, Salvelinus - char and trout).
Most trout such as lake trout live in freshwater lakes and/or rivers exclusively, while there are others such as the rainbow trout which may either live out their lives in fresh water, or spend two or three years at sea before returning to fresh water to spawn, a habit more typical of salmon. A rainbow trout that spends time in the ocean is called a steelhead.
Trout are an important food source for humans and wildlife including brown bears, birds of prey such as eagles, and other animals. They are classified as oily fish.
This thread is now dildoes.
>>24797941
Dating sim. Hana-san, Im coming.
>>24797953
Superhero , 5 languages + Charisma boost + lifespan doubled
>>24798018
Hunter would be so fun.
>>24792003
Already have Red Button, do not recommend. You take absolutely nothing seriously because it all becomes a comedy.
Brown Button comes with Red Button, con is true, I just leave a mic on.
If you get Red and Brown working Yellow and Gold also works, as does Blue and Maroon and a bunch of the others.
Honestly most of these seem like shit, so I'm taking the money because the issue with Brown is the initial capital investment. Maybe teal if my body stays in it's prime. White is tempting as well, but fear is what drives me.
>>24797953
the bros
x2 youth lifespan
charismatic
>>24792003
Purple, I'm already suffering from the cons so it's all good
>>24798250
>Already have Red Button, do not recommend.
>>24798231
werewolf
make me a grill now pls
Don't mind me getting by the robot
>>24798250
Keep in mind red guarentees you an inexhaustible interest in something. Still, I'd probably choose purple since most of the buttons are either shit or have large cons to choosing them.
>>24796683
DOUBLE DOSE OF GREEN
>>24798714
Elderly woman in a heartbeat. No doubt about it.
>>24798714
Void magic.
>>24798714
Void powers mannnnn
or mental magic. Kinda rough
>>24798221
A sucks. It would be very bittersweet when it's all over.
B is okay, but definitely not as good as the more imaginative ones.
C is good. I probably would choose it.
D is probably a bad choice. If you think life is pointless, choose one of the other 5 options to give it meaning.
E scares me. Technically, it's the best choice, but I would never do it.
F is cool. It's my second choice after C.
>>24792003
Teal
>>24793377
Book and Hammer. Book seems like more fun, and the hammer doubles as a companion.
>>24798221
B for me
>>24799624
>choosing C
how incredibly...sappy
>>24800193
>choosing B
I would choose perfect gf, she could work.
$52k isn't that much compared to perfect partner imo.
>>24792003
no fear, definitely.
>>24792003
Yes! I fucking love these threads. They help my escapist fantasies.
>>24793012
>>24793196
>>24793478
>>24793196
>>24793838
>>24797752
>>24797806
Normies get out. If you would choose second chance then your life must not have been that bad. I wouldn't take it -- too much pain to deliberately go through again.
Utopian world is this robot's choice. Might be temporary, but at least its some god damn relief.
>>24793012
Holy shit this one was easy.
Utopian world is the way to go.
>>24800630
>>24800750
>not girl mode
I'm assuming I get to keep my mind as a girl.
>>24800806
I'd report you but the captcha is impossible.
>>24800817
I'll do it for you.
>>24798221
E all teh way.
Lock me in that coffin forever and fuck the world.
Purple, no doubt about it. Take your choices and fuck yourselves with them.
Purple. Con isn't too bad idc.
>>24792003
If this board is to be taken at face value and is not in fact the world's largest cesspool of irony, then all of you faggots would push the yellow button.
>>24792890
>Rinnegan eyes the absolute worst
makes sense
>>24801576
They'd be good if it meant you could easily hack machines and networks even if they were secure.
>>24792003
Teal.
Id take on a new identity every 50 years. Id be an edgy wandering vigilante.
>>24798033
My plan was to pick the bear and fire power, but this is a much better idea.
>>24793230
top tip lmao
>>24797830
fire + skull ring
become a skilled musician, live off making music and get pussy whenever I want
if shit hits the fan I can still use fire as a weapon
also I wont get burned alive like those guys in The Station nightclub since I'm immune to fire
>>24792003
Red and Purple aren't that great, and can easily be achievable given unlimited time that Teal can give. Being an actual genius really doesn't get you far in life besides being an autist at an elite school, and wealth comes easy after a certain point if you follow the "normie" path.
Teal contains all the perks of Orange as well, since you can't use future knowledge for anything anyways.
>>24792890
Branch seems OP here, since you can always make the optimal choice with probability. Become a god tier gambler, or understand your odds of doing anything before you try.
>>24796931
Definitely A. Why wouldn't you want literal immortality and magic?
>>24798018
Oh man, this is a hard one. Road Eternal and Fisher King are amazing choices, as they have effective immortality and allow infinite learning/experiences. Escape would be great as well, although it's a bit too fantasy-esque.
Nakama sounds like a great premise for a tear jerker (Spirit Circle anyone?). Same with Dominion, as it's a really realistic image of those at the top, whom no one else can relate to. However, it's something already somewhat obtainable in real life if you try hard enough, so no need to use magic here.
Where's the "die in your sleep" button? I really want to get off this ride.
>>24793230
Rollan for that sweet nectar
>>24792003
Teal. It's the only one I would feel completely confident taking because of the lack of any imposed cons. Also, having all that time would be amazing.
>>24792857
Case. The glove was very tempting, but I would rather not deal with the predatory urges and I feel I would be missing great opportunities if I give up on the chance to possess virtually every existing drug.
>>24792890
Overlord. It's the eye I see as the most useful to me, judging from my possible needs and wants in the future, although the Eye of the Branch came very close.
>>24793012
Utopian World. All the insight I could get from living in such a world for ten years would serve me greatly as I woke up back in the real world.
>>24793067
Green. Definitely the most useful for me. I think I could deal with the depression if it happened, but not having to sleep and not feeling tired ever really outweighs the possible symptom for me.
>>24793230
Yellow and 1/5/6. Would love to just soak up knowledge with unprecedented speed and ease and also know every existing language.
Sack. Limitless possibilities and no apparent downsides like the pills or limitations like the notebook.
>>24793326
Pill. Thought about picking the Wisdom Toilet because of the risk of not taking the pill, but I think it's worth the risk.
>>24793377
Compass and Clock. Would be pretty awesome to have such an airtight control over things.
>>24796683
Double Red. That's pretty much the only one I think I would really benefit from in the future.
Damn, got tired of reading these. Might check the rest later. Nice images and thread in general by the way. Thank you for doing this guys.
>>24792003
Teal is OP as fuck. You could basically unlock the perks of many other buttons with it.
Teal is the only good choice.
Teal.
Imma sit in a nice comfy chair with a seriously big box of popcorn and just watch the fun.
Maybe take a nap for a decade or two every so often.
>>24792003
>purple
would buy a small house and live a comfy neet life, would also purchase a gun so that i can end myself and possibly a bunch of other people whenever i want.
>green option
sounds interesting as fuck, i would find out what happens when we die and then pray it isn't anything bad. dying 30 minutes after would suck i guess but its overall worth it imo
>pink
would do a lot of evil shit and then kill myself
>black
if it can give me the power to be invisible and teleport i would probably end up choosing this, if not then its useless and shit.
the rest are all garbage choices, if i had choose one RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW i would choose green.
>>24792003
The years are too arbitrary
should have cons like
>shortens lifespan by 1/10 or by 1 year*
>shortens lifespan by 1/4 or by 20 years*
>etc.*
>*only the higher value will be used, but you will not know which is the case.
>>24792857
Easy. The case. More weed than I can every smoke and I won't have to deal with dealers anymore.
>>24792857
>drugs that exist
My, this really is a flimsy wording, exploiting it would be too easy.
>>24793326
>pill
Define "human".
>>24792857
pillow, if it means what i think it means then i could have a dream that lasts forever
>>24792890
these all seem shit, eyes of the branch i guess.
adventure mode
>>24793067
these are all shit, especially the third it would drive you insane from boredom after a week. i guess i'd take the first although being forced to constantly spend money on shit sounds like it would get tiring after a while.
>>24793230
third button, would teleport and steal shit
>>24793275
notebook
>>24793326
all of these are shit, i guess i'd take zelda and then make her my cum dumpster.
>>24793377
the key
im done, there's too fucking many of these and im starting to get distracted
>>24792003
Longevity beats all. In time, technology would have advanced enough to allow me to acquire literally all of the other abilities.
>>24792857
Reminds me of SCP
>>24797953
Journey sure has a strange wording.
