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>tfw every qt guy you meet has shit taste in vidya
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>tfw every qt guy you meet has shit taste in vidya
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>tfw the guy you met on grindr doesn't like anal prolapse play

Fucking prudes
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>tfw you will never have Makoto as your bf
Life is suffering ;_;
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>tfw girls have even worse taste
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I don't play vidya anymore.
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Tfw any of you has a face
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>>24790444
What does shit taste mean?
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>>24790526
It means they're indian
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>>24790471
I laughed way too hard at this
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>>24790522
Are you shrimposting?
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>tfw every qt guy you meet cares about your taste in shit that isn't important to you which is almost everything
uh oh
how does a soulless void get a bf?
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attractive people have better things to do than develop patrician video game tastes
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>you will never be attractive or valuable
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>>24790484
Makoto lovers have shit taste. Rin was clearly best boy.
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What's not-shit taste in vidya?
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>>24790658
oh boy

shark a best
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tfw not gay
a boyfriend seems so much more appealing then a girlfriend
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>>24790735
it is pretty great

I don't have to be "the strong one" and deal with being the emotional crutch in the relationship. I can be the crazy one and he can comfort me
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>>24790735

If you're a normie being gay is great.
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>>24790444
>tfw every qt guy you like is straight
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>>24790735
Not really.
What does sound more appealing is 2D
3DPD is bad in any form

You just have to find your waifu/husbando
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>>24790729
Free! was the best anime ever created if I can be real with you rn f a m.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq8JskZUcUI
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>>24790782
>I don't have to be the emotional crutch because I don't like being an emotional crutch
>so I'll make someone I supposedly love the emotional crutch instead!
man I hate that dynamic
it gets old fast
best relationships are when everyone involved just calms the fuck down
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>>24790782
>I can be the crazy one and he can comfort me
man, i want a bf but i dont want to deal with crazy
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>>24790906
The best relationship dynamic is the one created from two equals
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>>24790936
be my bf
my crazy is self-contained
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>>24790902
It was pretty bad. It was like K-On, but without the moe
Would not recommend
Although I do want to fug Sousuke
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>>24790992
Indeed
I'm glad someone knows what I'm saying
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>>24790735

hey anon I'm gay and I can't consolidate that with my who I perceive myself to be and as a result I kind of hate myself. there's a lot of negative stigma attached to being gay.

in addition, I've never met a gay guy that wasn't extremely out of shape and fat or skinny. most of them have as much sex as they can get, which means sex with sometimes hundreds of men.

Further, many of the ones that I've met for some reason end up with a lot of the same negative qualities that are associated with women, such as being narcissistic, superficial attention whores, which is ironic because like I said earlier most of them are very out of shape.

Lastly, despite what mainstream society may lead you to believe, there's still a lot of bigotry aimed at gay men. I've seen people on 4chan, as I'm sure you have too, saying that gay men are degenerate and should be killed. I've also seen many still claiming its a choice, as if I could be straight I wouldn't be.

the grass is always greener anon. Sometimes being gay isn't playing video games with your bro between sex sessions. Sometimes it's being born into it and being disgusted by the culture and stigma associated with it.

I suspect there are more normal, masculine acting gay men who aren't disgusting but don't want to come out like myself, but reaching them would require coming myself.
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>>24791003
if youre willing to do a ldr with an anon from r9k, you are crazy no matter what you say
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>>24791101
if desperation is crazy then yeah you're right
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>>24791018
The problem is you were watching and expecting good plot. you're suppose to watch for the hot guys and cute scenes you idiot.
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>>24790548
No, wtf are you saying.
Indians have shit streets, not shit taste
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>>24791032
I never understood this self-hating gay thing were guys claim to hate non-macho fags. I like it when guys act and talk in effeminate ways. I'm bisexual though. Seeing a male assume the role of a female makes me want to fuck him like one.
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>>24791154
But they also POO IN STEW anon
Integral part of being indian
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>>24791164
seeing someone say that seeing a male assume the role of a female makes him want to fuck that male like a female makes me want to fuck him like a female would a male
why is the world so hot but so closed off from me~
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>>24790735

Gays are much more cruel and shallow with their shit from what I've seen man.
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>>24791299
Fuck off roastie shill
Fuck off roastie shill
Fuck off roastie shill
Fuck off roastie shill
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>>24791207
I've known a few gay guys and mtfs in real life, and a few flirted with me but they were also pretty masculine especially in their faces which I will be honest made things pretty awkward. I think I have way to unrealistic standards to actually be a gay. I'm better off looking for grills. Although I wish I could stop having dreams where I fall in love with a qt guy.
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>>24790444
my otp on r9k... this is a beautiful day
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>>24791380
If we had greater control over our bodies we could make ourselves perfect for you anon
I'm sorry that we do not
Maybe one day in the distant future
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>>24791032
Am gay too and I can confirm this to be 75% true. Though I know many gay guys that are in shape, there are many that are fat and kinda ugly too. Narcissism and bitchy behavior is an attribute to nearly all of us, and I even admit to being narcissistic though I don't show it irl. And I am guilty of attention whoring my butt and body on the internet so there's that.

If a guy has his shit together, is calm and not saltier than a Minnesota highway, he's either straight or taken.
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>>24791456
>I am guilty of attention whoring my butt and body on the internet so there's that.
i'm still not sure if this is par for the course with gays and women, or if it's a red flag
tbqh i think it's 'fucking dropped' level behavior
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>>24791505
I can understand anyone in their late teens/early 20s doing this
They're new to having a sexy body and all of that so it makes sense to fish for attention, especially if they need to use it to validate other parts of themselves that they don't particularly like
But if you're past a certain age and still haven't outgrown this shit... I don't know, I'm not judging but it's not the kind of thing I would be into
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>>24791505
>tbqh i think it's 'fucking dropped' level behavior
I know, but I never show face and if I get a bf I will never tell him about it.
I mainly attention whore because it is a "safer" alternative to hooking up while still having people praise me sexually.
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>>24790602
Date me isn't it obvious
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>>24791564

>if I get a bf I will never tell him about it

this is as shitty as girls who do porn and get married and then 10 years later the guy finds the stuff online. what your future bf won't know won't hurt him, but know that what you're doing is pretty shitty
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>>24791574
if you're in virginia we should do nothing together sometime
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>>24791541
>>24791564
what i'm trying to say is that i don't think in and of itself uploading ass pics to strangers to fish for compliments is a problem. but i think that it is representative of the personality of the person doing it. i think it's a symptom of the attention whore personality trait. attention whores are way more more likely to get cheat on their significant other. the kind of person who enjoys fishing for compliments from strangers is likely to be incompatible with a long term monogamous relationship. they fundamentally have a different way of receiving sexual gratification than their non-attention whore counter part.

this is my hypothesis anyway.
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>>24791564

>>24791541
This exactly. I was chubby kid embarrassed about my body until my late teens, and when I turned 18 I was attention whoring almost every goddamn day on /soc/. It was thrilling to have a new cute sexy body and I was so proud of it, but now at 20 years old I don't really make new pics anymore and I probably only attention whore once a week. I'm thinking now if I continue to make pics it will be more artsy stuff rather than full blown porn

>>24791611
True, never thought about that.
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>>24791650
Yes I agree with you
What I was trying to say (and I wasn't really trying to be antithetical to what you were saying) was that I don't have a problem with someone having a past of doing this in their youth, cause it seems like a somewhat normal behavior, but if you don't genuinely outgrow it by a certain point I'm a little hesitant

It seems, to me, like the sort of thing that would naturally segue into "oh wait actually there are more meaningful things in life than how good looking my ass is", and if it does then I'm cool with it, and I think someone may even be better off for having the experience of it and moving past it. But otherwise it's like being stuck in adolescence from my perspective.
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>>24791650
Your opinion is valid but I don't think I agree with it completely. Again I do not like the idea of having multiple partners or having emotionless hook ups. And if I were to have a bf I would stay monogamousl, but I think this is because I was strongly taught to be loyal to peers, elders and partners when I was growing up. But I do enjoy getting compliments from strangers nevertheless
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>>24791730
>>24791798
i understand your positions. i am reminded of the song billy joel - stranger. everyone has a part of them they don't talk about or reveal, and if i can be fucked up, why can't i grant another person the same right? the problem is you have to have a certain level of extra scrutiny when talking about personality traits that are indicative of a person who would cheat on you when you're considering someone for a relationship. it's a matter of simple self-preservation.

i think it's probably more nuanced and not black and white like how i wrote about it. and i guess that's the issue, i can't tell if it's a totally normal thing for gay bottoms and women to do, if it's just an intrinsic part of their sexuality, or if most gay bottoms and women would never get in to that kind of thing. it's hard to know because these people desperately don't want to be seen as 'sluts', so they lie about and misrepresent their sexualities when you ask them. the data is inconclusive.

i don't know the answer but if someone wants to fuck me right off the bat or send me nudes, they are not date material
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>>24790444
FF-X is objectively in the top 3 of the FF series and my personal #1.

If you disagree you have shit taste
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>>24791966
>i don't know the answer but if someone wants to fuck me right off the bat or send me nudes, they are not date material
I can agree on this definitely
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Dragon Quest 6 was a better game than Dragon Quest 7
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Best boy and best OTP
>Tfw you'll never be sasuke/naruto and date each other
>Tfw they will never canonically date
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>>24792170
>fuck right off the bat
I'm cool with this
No need to pretend like it isn't what we want if it is, or so goes my thinking

>or send me nudes
But this just irritates me desu
I don't even understand the nude-sending behavior to begin with
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How do I get a bf?
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>>24792285
Be cute (Looking and or personality)
Get lucky
if not lucky then look
Repeat
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>>24792006

1. FFIX
2. FFV
3. FFXII
4. FFX
5. FFIII
6. FFVI
7. FFVIII
8. FFVII

have yet to play FFIV, FFVI advance with the additional features, FFI and FFII. I suspect I will like FFIV and FFVI advance enough that they will be high on the list. non main series games obviously not included.

will you be bf
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>tfw qt
>tfw in good shape
>tfw probably not that crazy
>tfw no bf
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>>24792282
When guys think with their dick they do stupid things such as message ass and dick pics
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>>24792313
I'm cute but don't know how to interact with people.
>tfw no bf to save me
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>>24792313
I don't think it's about luck, so much as persistence. You have to keep meeting people and feel them out through conversation. If you have real social anxiety (not the le so quirky version), prepare to be forever alone or burned because you picked the first guy who came along.
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>>24792316
>will you be bf
Unless you're in nyc, nope.
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>>24792348
>>tfw probably not that crazy
I've learned that if it's too good to be true, it probably is.
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>tfw no bf to bully in public, but to cuddle and watch animu with in private
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>>24792316
>12
>above anything but 13
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>>24792409
im a furry thats about as crazy as I go. No fursuits or ERPing though i just enjoy the art
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>>24792451
Where you at anon?
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>>24792451

12 had great characters and a great story
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>>24792368
I was in the same boat
Maybe still could be
But a few years of neglecting my appearance has changed that
In any case iktfb
I'm not sure if a bf really even could save me
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>>24792368
>Dont know how to interact with people
Do you have any friends?
Ive recently started being more social (i still dont like being around people a lot) because i just started hanging out with friends i like more and more
If you have any hobbies that are good to play in tourneys (mtg, fightans, shit like that) then go out there and just remind yourself that they are the same as you
If you havent found someone from there then go out on your own and keep looking
>>24792390
Thats why i said >if not lucky then look, repeat
I found my bf (we're engaged right now and are gonna get married soon) in high school and we both played trombone in band
We've been dating since freshman year and if that isnt luck then i dont know what is
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>>24792471
currently in Scotland
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>>24792449
>tfw iktf

>>24792451
Same
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>>24792390
>or burned because you picked the first guy who came along
So much this
It's a shit situation
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>No one even vaguely QT likes dwarf fortress

Why even bother living.
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>tfw no qt bf to share stories about exploring in Xenoblade with

At least I've got /vg/.
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>>24792368
Also, post pics to prove cuteness
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>>24792569
>That comic
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>>24792550
Used to but they moved away, and I've become more and more hermit.

>>24792580
I'm too paranoid too post pics.
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>>24792620
Macedonia by Powfooo :)
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>>24792579
/vg/ can land you someone if you're not careful
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>>24792686
You're just gonna have to come out by yourself, like i said do you have any tourney scene hobbies?
Also post at least one body pic, you can censor the face if you like
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>>24792368
Posts like these trigger me. Because my heart says "look, there's a shy qt! he's alone like you! talk to him, talk to him!' and then my brain intervenes and reminds me that those don't exist outside of my dreams. Maybe that's why I sleep 10 hours a day.
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>>24792569
Why do furries ruin everything
>draw a cute boy
>give him a tail and ears
>fur
>cat face
Fucking furfags, just go fuck a dog already
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>tfw always get boners from gay threads even though i'm straight
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I'm scared of admitting being gay. How do you guys do it? Fear of hell, getting threatened by people who think I'll be attracted to them, maybe even get beat up. I'd be much happier if I just admitted.

Maybe find a cute guy to watch anime and play video games with.
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>>24792779
It's because people are actually talking about your sex (and, by extension, you) being desirable and bemoaning how unattainable you/your sex is for once
Bet it makes you feel wanted or something
That's my guess
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>>24792738
>Is there such a thing as "game" when it comes to lgbt dating and courtship
Absolutely. And I possess none of it
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>>24792829
Did you major in psych or something?
I want to be able to do that when i get out of college
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>>24792749
>do you have any tourney scene hobbies?
I was going to try and play magic with people but I got too nervous and didn't go inside. I'm also not very good so it's intimidating.
>Also post at least one body pic, you can censor the face if you like
I don't like taking and posting pics desu, body is just generic pale twink.
>been hit on by men in public
>got confused and embarrassed
>tfw ran away with face bright red

>>24792761
I don't know how to find people, and nobody seems to live near me sadly.
I tried grindr once but it was scary and I deleted it after 10 minutes.
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>>24792883
No I'm just high right now and in an empathy mood
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>>24792893
>anime girl reaction images and promises of being a cute twink
MY MIND'S TELLIN' ME NO
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>tfw no girlfriend to play Maplestory with

>>24792883
Do what, anon? Give answers or give correct guesses?

>>24792902
>high right now
feelio when
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>>24792738
Damn I never actually understood that
Like I never actually gave any credence to the idea that there could be anything behind avatarfag cuteposting other than my view of it as some stupid ironic thing
Damn
Eye opener
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>>24792939
Meh I just go on /a/, I don't do the steam, erp, whatever stuff. I don't get it desu.
>tfw literally only talk to anons on 4chan and parents for months
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>>24792998
this ain't my first rodeo, jack
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>>24792970
Alot happens behind the scenes. Theres been a few hookups that I know about just from one general that turned into real life visits. Its weird but neat to see.
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>tfw I just want to be a cute twink and cross dress occasionally
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>>24793040
well okay.
>tfw never even been to the rodeo
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>>24792573
>tfw have burned and have been burned
why it gotta be this way, man? i never wanted no trabble
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>>24791202
That would explain why most of the tourists get sick stomachs.
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>>24791456
Or they're just so fucking chill its hard to read them.
>pocker face
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>>24793085
iktfb why can't we all just love each other
we're committed to a hell where one inane preference or another is inflicted upon us so that our ability to not be alone is obstructed time and time again
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>>24792893
Sorry im a bit late but, they are a lot like you and if you just say
>Sorry, this is my first tourney and im kinda shit, mind if i join?
People dont rag on people who own up to it
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>>24793459
This is true. But I had played for months befor ever playing in a tourny, and built a mean ass angel deck that no one saw coming lol. They were not amused
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I have a really good taste in videogames. Someone date me.
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why don't men like splatoon
baka desu sempai
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>>24793711
>>24793711
Where do you live dude?
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>hang out on 4chan
>anons lament about not having sex or not having someone to cuddle
>have never had a particularly strong desire to cuddle or have sex with someone
>all i ever wanted was to be understood and have someone to relate to
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>>24793797
Near STL
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>>24793777
Cause I don't own a Wii U. Only pc and xbone.
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>>24790444
>If Dark Souls is so hard to beat, then how do they expect people to see all the content? Sounds like bad game design to me.
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>>24793888
GIT GUUD, basically
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>>24793888
Dark souls isn't hard it's like rubics cube you just have to learn how and it's easy

don't listen to these assholes who think that beating a dark souls games means anything
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>>24793825
I want this pretty bad
But also to cuddle
Cuddling, for me, is the natural consequence of understanding and relating to someone
Us touchy-feely people have it bad
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>>24794418
I was touchy-feely when I was little, like 4 or 5. But I had that aspect of me bred out slowly but surely thanks to the fucked up environment I was raised in. Now I'm dead inside and can't even remember what it feels like to want affection.
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>tfw no qt bf to help you shitpost on 4chan
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>tfw no qt bf to be lazy all day with
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>>24794528
>>24794556
Where you at familial?
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>>24794599
>tfw no qt bf to get /fit/ with

Dallas

I'm a guy btw
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>>24794556
>tfw you won't wake up to a sight like this
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>>24794633
>tfw too far
would get /fit/ with
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>>24794510
Iktfb. Older bro and cousin were dicks, people mistake kindness for weakness. You toughen the fuck up, and soon you stop feeling
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>tfw no bear bf to give me a piggyback ride and then plop me into bed for some vidya
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>>24794725
Yeah, that's what it's like.
I think if you're a straight guy/top, your heart hardens when you have to grow up in unpleasant circumstances. And if you're a bottom/girl, you turn crazy/unstable.
The only girls and gay bottoms who I've talked to who could relate and understand this kind of thing were royally messed up in the head. I've pretty much abandoned the idea I could date someone who understands me. I think I'll settle with a normie gf/bf if I ever get my shit together.
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iktf.

no gay guys like atelier
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>tfw no bf to tutor but that's just an excuse to over to his house every day and make out
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>tfw no fat ugly unhygienic neckbeard bf who cares about people's taste in video games because he's a loser with no purpose in life and video games are his only means of escapism from his pathetic existence
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>>24792199
But we can all agree that 5 is the best in the series
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>>24794813
>bear bf
>hes an inch shorter than me
>he is amazing cuddles but its feels weird being the slightly taller one
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>>24794936
I'm fine with this agreement
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>tfw no bf to watch get hammered and lose his inhibitions
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>>24794942
luckily I won't have that problem since i'm barely 5'4
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>>24794633
Thats cool, H-town here. Would get fit with, but naw son. Have you ever taken a nap, its pretty great
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>>24792006
Tidus made my 10 year old boi-pussy quiver
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>>24795011
I lose all my inhibitions every time I get drunk

>tfw no bigger, stronger guy to take advantage of me when I can't say no
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>tfw no qt bf to take baths with
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>>24792764
u having a giggle there?
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>>24795141
The one time I got drunk I hugged and cuddles my only straight friends then peed myself.
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>>24795191
If only I had an extravagant bathtub, and not the piece of shit my brothers and I have to share
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>>24794233
I just used the speedrun strats and flew through it
> feels good man
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>>24795087
Damn son, there's another gay robot in my town?
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>>24795282
cheese it out beat the game then go pvp with cheese and a sun sword no shield two handed
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>>24795310
I wouldn't say gay, more bi, but still kinda figuring things out.
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>>24795282
>mfw cheesing Manus because his fight is awful
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>go into gay places on internet /lgbt/, /r9k/, etc.
>TFW NO BF TO RAPE ME THEN PUT A COLLAR AND LEASH ON ME AND FORCE ME TO WALK AROUND NAKED ON ALL FOURS WITH A BUTTPLUG IN MY ASS WHILE CALLING HIM MASTER
sometimes i could be straight
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>>24795255
wow

how embarrassing for you
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>>24795511
>tfw would actually enjoy that
>tfw don't consider myself a flaming gay
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>>24795511
straight people are just as kinky, like literally it's called pet play and plenty of girls like it.
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>>24795546
>>24795645
i misspoke. i think a lot of people are into being humiliated and dominated like that. too bad i'm too much of a pussy to do that to anyone.
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>>24795511
iktfb
I think there are still many out there who don't want that, though
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>>24795662
aww, I bet you could if you tried. it might be embarrassing at first, but if you had a good partner he'd probably encourage you to keep going on
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>>24795282
>tfw lower burg skip
>tfw blight town skip
>tfw dukes skip
>tfw ceaseless discharge skip is hard
>tfw firesage skip
the game gets really easy using speed strats
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>>24795511
Getting a partner who is into petplay and will let me "rape" them is the dream.

God damn I'm so erect right now
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my favourite video games are

Mount and blade
Gothic
Xcom

I doubt you fags could even enjoy them.
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>>24795893
I'm into both of those although I've never done either
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>>24795934
Gothic is great have you played the fourth one
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>tfw no daddy bf to make me feel safe in his strong arms
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>>24795991

trick question, everything is bad after 2

nice try bottom tickler
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>>24795956
I just want a qt girl or boy to shove a tail plug in their ass and call me master.

Gotta clean up this nosebleed, hold up.
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>>24796029
3 is okayish though.
2 is the best
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>>24796038
please, I'll do that master ;-;
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I had a twink within legal age that did petplay and fairly hard bdsm with me.

He got attached SUPER FAST AND EXTREMELY INTENSELY. The "breakup" took me 6 months and he still ended up in a ward for about 2 weeks because I had "stifled his emotions so much."

The fantasy is not worth the physical experience. Just drop it and jerk off and forget about it.
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>>24796153
jesus, he sounds like a not mentally stable person. Hows he now?
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>>24796153
People into petplay are usually pretty clingy/messed up.
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>>24796079

Check out ghost of a tale, a gothic inspired adventure game that is out some time soon I hope.

I'm only looking forward to bannerlord at the moment.
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>>24796153
Why would the break up take six months?
Just cut contact yeah?
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>>24796177
Nuts. Trying to go to college. Texts me constantly asking how I am etc. naievete is a hell of a drug. Sorry for the spelling, no ascii.
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>>24796195
>cutting contact with crazies
you say that like it's possible
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>>24796195
That's what I did. I have experience with cutting contact with crazies. This crazy wouldn't stop messaging and I had a weekend where I send a sort of "you'll be alright, focus on your goals and forget about me" type of text message. That reinvigorated the daily barrage.
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>>24796238
I mean it is, if they get to the point where they physically stalk you then I guess you could ignore or get restraining order. Either way seems better than leading them on.

>>24796242
>I had a weekend where I send a sort of "you'll be alright, focus on your goals and forget about me" type of text message
Well you didn't cut contact.
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>>24790444
>tfw no bf with the exact specific tastes in vidya that I have
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>>24796287
alcohol is a killer in many ways
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>>24796151
come to nyc, my cutepet
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>>24796153
It's funny how so many neckbeards think that having a feminine bf is the perfect replacement for girls when in reality so many twinks, femboys and traps are very unstable like this. Just stick to women
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>>24796368
I'm actually a fairly successful guy that managed to avoid the "permanent postdoc" trap and was lucky enough to get hired into a secure position with substantial upward mobility in an international corp. I hate to be "part of the system," but I'm no longer a 15 year old pierced punk. Women have never worked out for me. The single life is the best life.
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>>24790735
No. Want you want is a bro to bromance with
Back in my school days I had a best friend I would do pretty much everything with if I could. We'd have sleepovers constantly and shoot the shit and play vidya and go buy sweets and shit to pull off all nighters, and we'd be able to detach from the world around us completely. We were in sync. Playing off each others nonsense for maximum fun.
Trouble is, that sort of friendship is rare, and over time life drags you away from it.
I feel like soon he won't talk to me at all. Not because he hates me or anything, its just that he's got his own life to live, with other friends, and if he doesn't need me around then that's fine, (I used to use him as a crutch when I was younger and I don't want to feel like a burden again
It's not his fault I don't have other friends. The flaw is mine and mine alone). But if he makes the call I'll still be there for him no matter what and it will be like no time has passed at all since our last meetup.
I'm sure that feeling is most likely mutual.

That's what you need anon. A true best friend to make you feel like life is worth living. Nothing sexual about it at all.
(That's what wanking, porn, 2D, and women are for)
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>>24796357
ok :3 if I actually had a place to stay when I got there, I wouldn't mind going for some petplay
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>>24796413
NORMIE
O
R
M
I
E


get out
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>>24796214
I've had similar experiences with a person. She really wants love but I cant go for that
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>>24796368
>tfw my bf is perfectly okay with my levels of crazy
Which is being a mentally ill tranny who won't pass but still takes hormones anyway to be more cute and feminine.
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>>24796841
Gun to my head answer: Golem.

But man, fetish is a close second. Just thinking of the things I could do with it makes me want to pick it
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>>24791134
>implying Free! didn't have a good plot
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>>24797217
as a breast and free swimmer, I can tell you that nagisa is the cutest of the cute
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>>24797416
my nigga

Original cone-tent
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Vidya taste redflags:
>he likes undertale
>he likes terrible snes jrpg music and listens to it unironically
>he values story over gameplay
>he thinks 'strategy' is dumb
>he plays 100% orange juice
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>>24796800
Golem or Crown.
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>>24797634
Greenflags:
>he likes nuclear throne
>he likes speedrunning
>he still has an N64
>he played san andreas as a kid (doubles as a musical green flag if he liked what was on the radio stations [shoutouts to Radio X])
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>>24797730
I dont recall any Wu tang in san Andreas. What a shame
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>>24797634
check
nope
check
nope
own but havent played

>>24797730
i like it but I just would rather be playing Isaac
check
check
nope
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>>24797760
they only played west coast hip-hop, obviously

>>24797788
Eh, wanna go out anyway?
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>>24797822
sure where you at
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>>24794633
iktfb
>tfw in NYC and most of the guys I know are into MOBAs.
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>>24797869
Let's meet up some time
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>>24797831
around Buffalo
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>>24797822
Yea, but still the Wu ain't nothing to fuck with.
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>>24797916
>Buffalo
Too far qq
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>>24797946
got a skype?
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>>24797900
that'd be nice, anon. Where are you in the city?
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>>24797992
yeah but I don't use it much. Post yours and I'll add you
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>>24797997
Brooklyn

this is an original comment because I said so
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>tfw lots of gays in city
>tfw none are on /r9k/
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>>24798109
Bronx here
>tfw scrolling up and down this thread is actually making me nervous from the thought of possibly meeting someone on /r9k/ irl
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>>24798135
>tfw grew up in the country
>never had any interaction with gays

feels bad man
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>>24798179
I've never really interacted with them, I know they exist and are here but I feel completely disconnected from any sort of culture.

I guess I have benefit of if I ever work up courage to use grindr there will be a lot of people.
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>>24798224
That's good if you just want sex, but I'd rather just hang out with a qt guy. make out a little, play vidya, get something to eat
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>>24798177
you're telling me.Separated from my old friend group two years ago. Nervous as fuck to meet anyone new. Pardon the autism if we ever do end up meeting.
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>a qt hung guy will never move you into his place and let you stay there in exchange for sex, cooking, and good fun
>you'll never make him breakfast in the morning, live the neet life while he's at work, then bend over for him when he gets home and fucks you while wearing his suit and tie
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>>24798338
oh lord, I've wanted to boy a houseboi since I found out what it was
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>>24798314
It's fine, anon.
>cut the final thread between my old online group of friends with the last friend that tolerated me about a month ago
>Too shy to meet anyone irl
>Too nervous to try and get /fit/ in public
Not everything is terrible, but jesus.
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i want a cutie bf to cuddle and play video games and watch anime with then lewd then cuddle after again
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>>24798473
post location anon
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>>24798538
canadaia
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Who /southandgay/ here?
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>>24798623
i'll be your bf to cuddle if you pay to fly me over there
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>>24798625
A T L A N T A
T
L
A
N
T
A
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>>24798473
no puppy pile of half naked anons playing 8-way Smash 4
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>>24798457
Gonna start working out at home again.

But man, it would be great to meet other anons. I really want to feel the autism in the air.
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>>24798177
hi bronx buddy ;_;
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>>24792893
>gets hit on by men
YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE UPSET
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I feel the same way about girls because they all play shit like league of losers and bioshock and fallout.

But girls who play games are usually gross anyway.
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>>24798964
I'm too anxious and autistic to know what to do :'(
>tfw doc is going to prescribe me ssri for anxiety
maybe I can make it.
I'd rather find robot bf though desu.
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>>24798897
I wanna get motivated again. Let's be /fit/friends, anon.
>>24798909
hello my equally culturally enriched friend
>>24792893
>>24798964
I wanna hit on/get hit on by guys, but I'm afraid of spaghetti spilling everywhere and I feel like no one wants a big guy.
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>>24799080
>I feel like no one wants a big guy

I know that feel. Hell, I don't even want to BE a big guy. i know some guys like the whole papa bear protector thing but I just want to be as twinky as my bf. two skinny little guys huddling/cuddling together for warmth
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>tfw no gymbro bf to lift and make postworkout meals with

This chili would taste better with a bit of friendship.
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>>24799182
Looks like it's time for you to get fit.
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>>24798964

This

>tfw no one flirts

Maybe it's because I live in the south.
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>>24799080
i want a big guy, but thats just because im a manlet
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>>24799344
>tfw poor
>tfw robot so can't get a job to afford good food or gym membership
>tfw robot so couldn't go to gym anyway
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>>24798625
Macon
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>>24798964
>tfw only girls flirt with you
>tfw never been complimented on by a fellow faggot
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>>24799434
Macon georgia?
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>>24799470
yeah i go to mercer
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>>24799448
only time I think I got hit on was by a walmart employee. I was 15 or 16 and he was like 25 and a neckbeard. feels real bad man
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I'm just waiting to move to Australia to find myself a bf.
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>>24799494
Well I'm >>24798699 if you want to maybe uh do something.
I dunno I'm new to this stuff.
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>>24798964
>>24799448
>tfw only the old and mentally ill flirt with me
oh, and a paki at subway
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>>24799080
> Let's be /fit/friends, anon.

Sure, what do you plan on doing?
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>>24799556
Why Australia?
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>>24799672
i don't think i would be down for it, i'm not even that attractive still need to lose like 40 more pounds fix all my skin stuff. You just need to find someone there dude.
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>>24799367
Short guys can be really cute, at least to me
>>24799404
I think there's ways to get /fit/ at home without having leaving your room, thankfully.
I don't specifically know how though ;_;
>>24799448
I bet you're probably cute, anon.

>>24799693
For now, I might just walk to college before my usual stop and take the stairs as well as sit-ups. It feels like a really clumsy setup now that I think about it. I wanna try running a mile or so with a guy I know at college to see how that goes.
fffucking blocked from posting reeeeeee
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>>24799763
It's sort of a life goal to live and work there.

Pretend pic related is an aussie flag.
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>>24799806
I'm up for it, I'm not fit either but I am a midget and live two states away
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>tfw you want a cute bf
>tfw you aren't cute yourself so no cute boy will ever want to date you

Why couldn't I have won the genetic lottery?
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>>24799858
Push ups
Sit ups
Pull ups
Body weight squats, or light dumbbells
Jumping jacks, or burpies
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>>24799936
That pics fucked up. Like, yo what if he isn't about being flamboyant and shit, why you trying to turn him into a faggot
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>>24799936
Are you at least hung or are you a wannabe twink
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>>24799858
>I bet you're probably cute, anon.
I'm 5'4" and look a bit younger than I actually am, so you could say that. It shocks me though how so many people here complain about not finding a gf because they're manlets, and yet in my experience many girls don't care about that at all. A lot of girls like the cutesy, boyish twink type.
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>>24800034
>Are you at least hung
Nope, average sized.
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>>24799880
Up for what? What state?
Are you chubby, how tall?
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>>24800072
What about big

Are you at least a tall guy
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>almost perfect shota-esque qt-boi
>ruined by shitty skin
I WANT TO BE SOFT AND SMOOOOOTH
>>
This thread has made me sufficiently sad

time to eat my feelings away, again
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