Getting closer to those finals. You ready?
>>24790415
NO AAAAAAAAaaaaa!!!!desu
>have 7 exams in a row starting the 9th
>haven't read any coursework for any class over the entire semester
>shitposting on /r9k/
how fucked am I? If I fail the exams for any of them I have to retake the entire course. Even though I could still get a 55% if I got a 0 on the exam.
my finals are in january, I had exams the last three weeks though. I'm so worn out fann tph.
>paper deadline tomorrow
>only started writing just now
>4 exams next week
>havent read anything yet
might make it through, might not make it through
>>24790572
If you got that far, it's probably very low that you'd get a flat 0 on the exam.
>5 lab reports and lab notebook for Ochem due on Tuesday
>two finals tomorrow
>unit exam on Wednesday
>lab practical on Thursday
>last unit exam for Ochem on Thursday
>final on Friday
>still shitposting on here
JUST
>>24790646
> Ochem
What a joke. Should have taken EECS like a normal person and you'd be playing with your balls all day and making more money
>>24790572
>>24790612
>>24790646
Why do we do this to ourselves, bots? Why can't we start our work ahead of time? Wouldn't life be so much easier if we just spent an hour or two a day doing coursework?
>>24790703
ChemE > EE/CS
Faglord
>>24790732
Enjoy making pipes all your life.
>>24790415
I'm working 30+ hours at a shitty retail job during xmas rush and I just can't find the energy to care about writing papers. why bother with school if i could just hiro
I've been on a diet of coca cola, ramen and pizza rolls for the last week because I haven't left my house for anything but class
Kill me, please.
I am not prepared for finals at all. I skipped so many of my classes and I haven't studied anything. I have 3 exams in 3 days, starting thursday so I'm kind of panicking
>>24790716
I blame internet addiction
>>24790716
You mean doing what normal people do? Ya it would be ya dumbasses.
>>24790572
how are the exams spread?
do you get more than one per day?
I would study my ass off and sleep well the night before if I were you
>>24790415
I have the choice of doing a social studies final either on tuesday or friday. the problem is, I don't want to take it on tuesday and be unprepared. taking it on friday means that i start my vacation a day late and i'll miss a day of work.
what do?
>>24790415
nigga i just finished my papers
im not thinking about finals today
>>24790716
I'm a weak willed piece of shit with no discipline whose only stimulation are stress and fear
>>24790646
damn son how did you end that in that spot?
it is like a white guy end up deep in heart of a homo favela
>>24790868
It's just from the 9th to the 17th, 1 exam per day. At least I get Saturday/Sunday off or else I would just give up now.
>>24790716
I WANT TO KNOW THIS TOO! WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT!!!!
Damn, some of things I see here.
You guys make feel that I'm in a good spot and I haven't studied for the entire semester and have a final coming in a week.
>>24790901
kek, this is me too. I can only do work when I'm exhausted and afraid.
>>24790942
yeah you still got time to give yourself some extra points, if anything stem go over exercise etc, drink plenty of water and get good sleep the night before
if you cannot fall asleep because of stress just keep studying until you feel sleepy, if needed, caffeine 30 min before the exam
This is it, the ultimate decision, no fucking take-backs
If odd, I study.
If even, I give up and relax
>>24791021
>living on the edge
>lol
>>24791059
Good luck anon, don't disappoint us
>>24791059
Good luck, friendo. Maybe this is original or not. Who cares?
>>24791059
good luck you fag
>final for biochem on Tuesday
>haven't studied at all
>multiple choice but we lose 2 points for every wrong answer
>get kicked out of university for any grade lower than a B
I regret getting a full-time job this semester.
>tfw commute
>tfw never had a chance
>>24791059
also rolling, even = study and odd = give up and die
>>24791158
study, get someone to ring the fire alarm prior/during to exam, get more time to study, study more
>>24791174
god wills it anon. good luck
>I also have a report due on tues but I can't seem to concentrate even though I know what I want to say but can't type it
>>24791059
hahaha, you're not actually gonna go study, stop pretending to yourself.I know this because I've done something similar in the past.
I have a big ass exam on Saturday.i can try to study several hours per day but it's still a big risk I'll fail. This course sucks ass. Also it's a reexam so I'll fall behind in my real course.
Has anyone considering getting an app like StayFocusd?
>https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/stayfocusd/laankejkbhbdhmipfmgcngdelahlfoji?hl=en
You set a time you're allowed to browse certain websites and then it'll block you off from them afterwards. Was useful for me when I was studying. The only problem is having the self control to not delete it.
*REMEMBER TO ENABLE IT IN INCOGNITO TOO*
>>24791286
>The only problem is having the self control to not delete it.
So basically, to any professional shitposter, it wouldn't matter?
>>24791286
If I had the self control to use this without just turning it on and off when I study, I would have the self control to not have it installed at all.
>>24791286
get that, works great for my last midterm but every since it gives me like a cumulative 30 min allowance on all the sites I selected for some reason
too lazy to delete it, using IE right now
>>24791309
>>24791321
You just need to stay focused on not doing ONE action (deleting it) instead of having a million other distractions and websites to browse.
I thought about deleting it but it makes it easier to have a barrier to the internet then easy access. You can't really turn it off either, you have to delete it.
I've been studying physics all term but the final still scares me. I really hope most of it is on circuits and magnetism. I forgot everything else
>>24791389
I have an idea:
>a batch/shell script that runs constantly and replicates itself if deleted
>constantly times your website usage to see if you're paying attention to your work
>if you go over a certain limit, it deletes system32 or removes your root, forcing you to use your books to study
I think this is the only way I can bring myself to studying.
>>24790872
If you haven't decided yet, you're obviously not prepared for Tuesday.
>>24791286
I go to the library. With all the people around me, I'm too nervous to browse 4chin or mess around on my computer. It only sucks when I get hungry.
>>24791479
>script becomes self-conscious
>program downloads itself in your brain
>program controls you to create skynet
>lecturer is an utter cunt in her approach and marking of papers
>stop giving a shit, leave her negative course feedback and decide to just scrape the exam for a pass
That will fucking show her.
It's not like this year means anything to my final grade anyway.
>>24790415
>You ready?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X9tQZFzijc
i just got the highest grade possible in my masters degree :3
>>24791481
Yeah, it's better not to risk it. Thanks man.
Got a test on tuesday, might be able to wing it , might not
>finished 40 page lab report Friday
>finished 50 page project report yesterday
>took my only exam, a take home one, last night
Wew, I'm feeling good lads. I've never had less than 4 finals and suddenly I only had 1 this semester and it was a take home. Those reports took a lot more time than I ever spent studying though, but much less stressful.
Now just a presentation worth like 10% of one of my grades left, no big deal
Might even get an A or two this semester for the first time in years
>>24790415
I still have time, but I aim for 5 exams total and they are all pretty hard. I hope I will be ready when the time comes, I am tired of fucking up really. Still pretty afraid to make the schedule with exam dates, it is probably really shit and will make me panic needlessly.
Atleast I do not have any obligatory assignments to do or any lab practice to visit this semester.
Yeah. I'm ready to head to my second semester of nursing school
>tfw it never ends
>tfw university is just one bullshit thing you don't care about after another
>tfw can't even just focus down in one major but have to take 80 classes in "breadth" and "general education" shit POSTCOLONIAL TRANSGENDER STUDIES and HISTORY OF FILM IN SOUTHEAST ASIA
>tfw doing shitty at the thing i'm actually here to be doing because of all these distractions
>>24790951
Go to your university or college library and study there. Leave your phone at home. I do this all the time and it works. Studying only 1 hour at home feels like forever, but if you study somewhere with no distraction you will study until you are finished and you will feel like you acomplished something.
>>24791518
does feedback even do anything?
>>24791628
Lmao, of course not. Sure as hell made me feel better though.
Anyway, uni is a load of shit, a lot of people are pretentious cunts and I couldn't care less about the whole "uni culture". No idea how people are able to do PHDs and shit, I just want my course over and done with and get a proper job.
>>24791628
Effects her chances at tenure. My religions professor coached us on what to put for her forms cause she wanted tenure.
>>24791628
Not him, but my professor was talking about feedback and he said that one of his students stood up and said "I took this class last semester and didn't pass, they really did take feedback seriously". So I guess they do care, but not like you would notice the difference unless you took the class with the same guy again.
Oh, and my school makes a big deal out of feeback.
>>24791628
Feedback gets read at every performance review, when they come up for renewal of their job contract or for tenure etc.
ALL feedback. They are not allowed to remove inflammatory feedback.
Your feedback will be read by the entire committee.
>>24791628
>mfw prof made feedback public
>someone wrote under comments something like "lecturer's good, materials informative, but sadly couldn't attend (too early in the morning)
>mfw its an 8am classI didn't attend like 2/3 of the lectures neither, same reason
>>24791824
>any semester
>always that one class that i end up skipping, but turns out to be a GPA make or break class
>student evaluation time comes around
>have no idea what to say, since I never went to class
>feel like shit, because the classes that I did attend were fantastic
>>24791887
>skipping classes that cost money, whether it was your own money or not
Never understood that
>>24791975
Freshman year, I skipped a lot of classes cause I was a dumb freshman. I was living at the dorms and I was also too depressed to do anything. Grades inevitably suffered. Second year, I moved back home and attended all my classes, grades were a whole lot better. This year, classes got harder and I focused more on the harder classes, skipping the easier ones. I regret it now, since I ended up dropping those hard classes anyway.
>Never understood that
Whole lot of reasons, but the reason many college students do it is to hang out with their friends. After all
>college is the best experience of your life!!1
>>24790703
>become a doctor
>go into surgery
>300k starting any job I want(after residency)
>>24792148
>four years B.S.
>four years M.D.
>licensing
>literally five more years residency
>certification
About 13 years, so if you start out when you're 18, you can expect to finish when you're 31. I worship people who have that kind of patients.
>>24790703
I'm doing organic chemistry for my undergrad, I heard as itself, the employment and the pay is poor, so what are some good post grad choices?
>>24792223
*patience
>>24792259
>implying your postnumber reversed isn't an original comment
>sun is setting
>still in bed
Fuck
I have to be up early the next 3 days.
I really, really, really think I'm gonna fail this year
Any of you anons ever failed?
How was it?
>>24792234
Just finished physical and organometallic masters...no jobs. considering scientific sales or software dev
>only have two finals
>one will be piss easy and requires no studying
>other I'll need to review all of the material because I haven't been to class in a month or so
>two quizzes next week which will be the last things I do in the classes
>still need to write a paper
>still need to write a 10-page story
>still need to re-write a 5-page story
I just don't want to do any of the work. I already know I can get straight As if I put the time to it, I just don't want to
>>24792526
stupid
if you failing grades will actually fuck your shit up, find some excuses and drop the classes
>tfw all my finals are this week rather than real finals week
at least I have all of finals week for my 10 page paperdon't shit on me. I'm a sophomore business major so we don't get any papers
>>24792582
>business major
What do you play?
>post in thread
>motivated to go to the library
>shit posting here
fuck
>>24792526
If you think you're gonna fail, you will fail. It's way too late to salvage your grade off one last exam. Try and get that 175 you need but when you are in this position again next semester, just drop the course.
Anyone here a litfag? I have to write a 5 page essay on Dracula, which I haven't read because I'm a fucking idiot.
It's in regard to the two passages where the men come upon the possessed/no longer human girls and I'm supposed to answer the question: "What do these scenes suggest about the women's roles in the mens' battle with dracula?"
I have a page, but I need help bullshitting.
>>24792756
Just go full SJW with it. Women are just tools in their fight, Make them the tools in your essay.
>>24792756
>literature
what were you thinking?
>>24792756
>about the women's roles in the mens' battle with dracula
They're Dracula's pawns in his battle against the humans, but not the other way around. The heroes just want to help them to get better.
>>24792852
dont shit on him, trust me, I'm a painter
>>24792888
do you paint lewds?
>>24792936
Yeah there are live painting classes I have to take, Some cuties, but a lot of tumblrite whales as well.
I love art but art students are atrocious beings
>>24792791
That's basically what I've done so far.
I'm going into the Victorian women bullshit and talking about how the women die because they lack importance. I just need more to bullshit off of though.
>>24792852
I'm an English major, but I was a fuckup and didn't read this book for some reason. Fucking 4chan.
>>24792856
So the men want to protect the women because of their Victorian-ness maybe?
Lucy can be seen as more of a sexual being than Mina though, so I'm doing my best to incorporate that. I just don't know how to make it sound good.
>>24792888
Post artwork.
>>24792990
>I'm an English major, but I was a fuckup
>was
Got some bad news for you.
>>24792990
Sparknotes, Thug Notes, literally any blog that ever talks about books, hell you could even watch the Gary Oldman Dracula movie and get a decent idea of what's going on.
>>24792990
heres one for yo
>>24793020
What's your major/what was your major?
>>24793094
Women's Studies, original comment
Too much fucking work, fuck third year.
>>24793034
it's shit senpai,
you should just draw animu qts like the pic you replied to desu
>>24792662
I'm proud of you friendo
>>24793123
:( sorry senpai, gotta stick to gross stuff
>>24793034
I like it. Tell me about it, anon.
>>24791975
Unless the class is vital to your major/potential career, skipping classes is not a waste of money. Most classes are required by the college in order to get enough credits to graduate. I skipped a shitload of my "general education" prerequisite classes because they are easy and a waste of time. I do not gain or lose any money by attending them or not, they are required. If I attend them, I waste my time. If I do not attend them, I save time and don't waste money.
You are paying for the eventual degree, not the classes it takes to get you there.
>tfw 2 hour commute each way
>get up at 5:30am and come home at 5:30pm
>ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO PASS WHEN I WASTE 4 HOURS A DAY ON A BUS???
>>24793156
I liked cigarette burns more than this shit.
>everyone from our uni wether a student or staff gets an .ac.uk Outlook email
>everyone has everyone else added by default
>this is great because you can just type the profs name and you'll automatically find his email
>someone had the idea of sending an email to everyone he had added (around 18k people)
>people started responding but instead of "reply" they hit "reply all"
>huge shitstorm for 2 days now because everyone in the uni keeps getting emails of people saying "remove me from this list thanks" which is just another email being sent to everyone
>no end in sight
>>24793165
I smoke and wanted to make ash entities/beings with the idea of utlizing residue like ash and other useless byproducts useful basically
>>24793156
I'd frame this one in my home if that paint texture is actually on there and I could feel it.
>>24793175
Just be productive on the bus, ya nerd.
>>24793193
Tomoko is fucking cute.
>>24793175
Because that guy sitting next to you is also doing it, miraculously.
>>24793221
That's pretty hilarious, desu
>>24793175
I admire your determination, but seriously commuting is the worst. I haven't met anyone new, and have the same problem as you, except I can't do work at home so I get back later.
Commuting sucks
>>24793193
Thanks senpai
>>24793232
Yeah most of my paintings are that thick
>>24793232
The bus is always cramped and leaves me no space to even take out my textbook. I can't even sleep on it because I'm so uncomfortable.
J U S T
>>24793255
I love artwork that I can touch and feel. Do you have any photos of your work that aren't scanned?
>>24790415
>Getting closer to those finals. You ready?
>MFW I'm in an online program that allows me to test out of classes through clep and dsst
>Mfw I have 11 scheduled exams to take
22 hours of exam time crammed into two weeks. But if I succeed, I will have 42 credits towards my degree.
>>24793221
Fucking lol, I that had to be on purpose
>>24793285
Yeah some, I really need to get around to making a website, here's another thick one in oil this time
>>24793285
another one 4u
>>24793316
>>24793343
Nice anon. Those are oil paints right?
these paintings are pretty shitty
>>24793381
thank anon!
The top is oil the bottom one is acrylic
>>24790415
I dropped out after four years and just started working. My only regret in life is that I didn't drop out sooner. I could have saved up so much money already.
>>24793316
>>24793343
These are the first you've painted I didnt think were shit. I like the 3 dimensional aspect of using such thick layers of paint
>>24793414
What do you do? What did you study?
>tfw graduated a couple years ago
>tfw went through all this finals shit and know what it's like
>tfw immense relief reading threads like these plus a combination of comfiness, empathy, and schadenfreude
kinda miss studying with my bros though. good luck everyone
>exam on tuesday
>heavy caffeine OD rn
>still can't stop shitpostin
SAAAAAVVVVEEEEE MEEEEE
>>24793423
glad I've surpassed shit, thanks anon
>>24793343
this is the only one I like, doesn't seem very impressive though, but I like the flow and colors.
also I just want to poke that blob in the top right
>>24793316
this one would be better without that fag in there
>>24793156
this one would be better without that fag on fire in there
>>24793034
this one would be better without that faggy cigarette in there
basically you're fucking shit at painting actual objects
>>24792547
oh fug
did you get internship/coop?
>>24793524
less fags, got it
>>24793221
are they doing it on purpose?
>>24790415
that movie makes me cry every time
makes me feel bad for being such a failure piece of shit even after all my parents have done for me
my college has been a massive financial burden for them and I've just failed classes and made no connections or gotten any internships
>>24793634
it is not too late to start doing something now
>>24793604
apparently the original e-mail was about some car parking shutting down but someone seized the opportunity
heres whats happening right now
some people are using it as a thread to just banter around but some people are really upset
>>24793430
I failed at CS because I'm horrible at math. Got a job as a software developer, earning 3k straight off the bat. It's really easy and chill too, I'm probably slacking off literally 50% of the time and my boss is still impressed by my work.
>>24793634
what is the movie about? what is the name?
>>24793708
Why are they typing in broken english?
>>24793720
wolf children
it's about a human mom who has to raise a couple werewolf kids by herself out in the country after the werewolf dad dies, it's mostly about family bonds and the kids' struggles with their identity
it's pretty good desu
>>24793766
asian students
>>24793812
that would be great for me, I have always been identifying myself with werewolf kin
>>24793708
The top one is Japanese. They're all fucking retarded though.
>have five exams this week, haven't even started to read my coursework
>I literally have no fucking idea what we've been doing since the start of the semester
>I'm probably going to just take a quick look at my notes for fifteen to twenty minutes right before each test in order to not get a 0
>I don't care since I'll just enlist in the navy if I fail
>even if I succeed I'll join the navy, but as an officer
Feels good to not be stressed knowing that whatever you do, it doesn't matter.
>>24793878
it is actually chinese...
it says sent from my iPhone, at year 2015, month 12, day 6
response: EB 192
>>24793951
did you pay for the classes?
>>24793980
No, Eurofag. Well, I did pay around two hundred dollars for the entire year, which doesn't really matter.
>>24790415
I have huge senioritis, fuck everything man. I have a job waiting for me at the end but it's so fucking hard.
>>24794025
>I have a job waiting for me at the end but it's so fucking hard.
reeee, fucking normie
>>24794004
>this is what social benefit plan goes into
>>24794046
It's not like my university's crowded and people are struggling to find a place or anything. There are around a thousand seats in the main lecture hall and the last time I went there (which was a long time ago, so I suppose it's decreased even more since then), there were around a hundred people, tops. And that was a macroeconomics lecture, so pretty much the most important of the week.
Uni hasn't been completely useless for me either, since it's made me realize that I wasn't cut out for academics. I wouldn't say it was a waste
>>24794101
>since it's made me realize that I wasn't cut out for academics
Fucking this. I learned this in my first year of school and I've learned it again this year, I'm not for learning. I've got a job and my boss likes my work, but dammit, I've gotta graduate if I want to keep the job.
>>24794199
Yeah, some people are just made for hands-on, practical learning and actually doing shit instead of memorizing processes and theoretical concepts without knowing how to apply them in the real world.
University courses are a joke anyway.
>>24794222
In my experience most of my essays have consisted of struggling to word obvious common sense shit into fancy academic terms and find proper references for said obvious shit because my lecturer randomly decided that she doesn't like a particular academic journal and decided to not count those as part of the 15 mandatory journal references causing me to lose 10% of the mark.
>>24794268
Are you American? What are you studying?
Here, people just don't give a shit about what you do and everyone seems to be able to pull off decent marks most of the time. I guess it's also because I never attend lectures, but I feel like people just come here to take the tests and finals then go home
>got a 2000 word essay on legal ethics for 2 days time which i've done no research for
>procrastinating instead by watching Space Ghost and drinking whiskey
If the essay was on a subject I genuinely knew shit about then I could bash it out in a few hours, but not this. "Can a lawyer be a good person" is far too airy-fairy a subject and I have no clue what to use as sources.
>>24794037
Sorry you were too much of a retard to pick a major where getting a job is easy kek.
>>24794319
>Can a lawyer be a good person
What kind of SJW shithole are you attending, anon?
>>24794334
there is literally no major where getting a job would be easy for me, the problem is obviously me. I haven't even applied anywhere because I'm deathly afraid of interviews, and I'm lazy as fuck with no motivation to do anything other than become NEET
if you can land a job easily you're probably not a robot
>>24794346
It's a new mandatory part of legal training. Since lawyers have a reputation for being underhanded, double dealing scumbags with no moral compass, one of the modules is on legal ethics and professional practice. It's not quite as ridiculous as you think, since lawyers in my country actually have ridiculous professional standards they have to adhere to in order to avoid being struck off for something as simple as not keeping their notes in order.
>>24794319
Just give your own personal insight. It's an opinionated essay and if you're an undergrad you can just bullshit the entire thing.
1. Talk about ethics in the practice
2. Thesis
3. state your own thoughts
4. back up those thoughts
5. cite others on their thoughts
>logic midterm next week
i dont understand SHIT
FUCK
>>24793951
>microecon exam coming up
>I don't even know what an isocost is or how to calculate price elasticity or whatever
>basically the only thing I know is that economics involve supply and demand
>that's it
Boy am I in for a wild ride
>>24794508
Post study guide, let me see if I can help.
>>24794645
It's about constructing formal proofs in Fitch. I just get SO stuck on the ones that are even slightly difficult.
>>24793951
you can't enlist as an officer straight outta high school?
>>24794671
>someone says they don't know shit about logic
>go in saying I can help, because A in discrete mathematics
>get thrown this shit
>realize I'm actually retarded
>cry in bathroom while taking shit
Sorry buddy. I'd like to help, but I sincerely didn't know what you have to put up with.
>sign up for mircoeconomis review session
>suppose to be 12-5 but it was 12-4:30
>12-1:15 mockexam, 1:15-30break n rest is Q&A
>No qt in class except qt chinese lecturer
Fucking wasted my whole afternoon
>>24794723
what the fuck... what were you expecting??
thanks for even offering to help though
guess ill just have to ace everything that isnt formal proofs
>mfw my results for the first two years literally don't contribute towards my final grade
Why even bother?
>>24794833
if you need the skills developed in the first two years id bother
if its two years off irrelevant bullshit you wont need afterwards -- don't bother
just scrape by
>>24793034
I like it post another one
>>24794948
hheres another one anon
Is anybody here doing Computer Forensics? If so is it worth it?
>>24795036
How do you get the material to stick to the canvas?
>Getting absolutely fucked in school
>Graduate next semester and no job yet despite many interviews
Just kill me now, save me the trouble.
>>24795463
gui interface written in visual basic meme desu senpai
>>24795543
Comic Sans HTML
>>24795508
I just drop it on the acrylic background while it's still wet, then i spray it with a sealant
>qt girl from my Chem lab asks me to coffee
>accept of course cause I've never been asked on a date by a girl before
>date goes well, hair playing lip biting all that
>meeting her again on Tuesday
Am I a normie yet?
>>24795672
Happened to me, had my heart broken and I haven't been on a date in 4 years because of it.
>>24795672
once you see her vagoo, then emotionally abuse her, and fuck another one, then no.
>>24790716
>stay up all night writing paper
>"fuck, I'm definitely never doing this again"
>next week do the same thing
Get me off this ride already
>>24795748
>writing paper at 4am
>have sudden existential crisis
every single time
>ochem final Monday
>mfw didn't learn diddlysquat in that class
>physics on Tuesday
>maths fuck me, but I'll be fine
>mfw will get a C in both courses anyway
>mfw premed
I really tried this semester but things came up and I didn't do as I should have
who the fuck fails so bad in uni?
I really want to go to med school, but goddamn with my grades this semester and no volunteering I might as well drop
>been skipping all of my classes for weeks
Should I just talk to an adviser to drop?
Ready to shoot myself? Yeah.
>>24796136
I did this but still ended up with a 3.8 GPA
when the heavily weighted final exams come around and the stress kicks in, somehow I always ace them, no matter how hard
if you're good under pressure don't give up yet, follow it through
THE BAD
>Failing a class atm
>Have a C in an easy class I should have an A in
>Fucked myself over on the most recent project for a class by ditching the presentation (didn't realize the teacher would dock all the points)
>My GPA is below 3 which disqualifies me from applying to most of the internships on the Uni site
>There's not a chance in hell I could hold, let alone attain, a job in the Data Analytics because I'm barely competent for a job swiping cards and folding towels
>I've been trying to get just 1 date before Christmas for the Amagami challenge but I feel horribly alone and am going insane
THE GOOD
>Studying going good so far
>Me and a cool quiet Portuguese internet friend are chilling in a Skype call, listening to J-Pop, ultra comfy mode
>I love the hell out of my job, can't wait to work and read a bunch this Winter Break
>I've been writing some good stuff, submitted to some competitions
>Starting to get sweep picking down, learning more music theory
>Perfectly fine being low wage scum for the rest of my life
Overall: P gud desu senpai
>Writing a commemorative speech on Aaron Swartz
I'm really glad the rest of my class zones out during each others speeches because I dont want to answer questions about the internet
I'm finally giving in to my existential crisis and reading more books and doing more things that improve myself.
I literally just want to drop out of school and improve myself. Everything about college seems so retarded and laborious on purpose. It's work, not learning.
No, I re-quit a couple months back because someone talked to me in class.
>>24794833
scotland senpai?
>>24793812
>>24793853
>tfw not a werewolf kin so you arent automatically special
>>24797123
Aye
Fucking hurricanes and shit
>>24790415
>senior
>still a kv
>all the women are stupid and very fat
>my parents actually ask me why theres so many ugly girls in my school
>in the worst department in the school
>will never have a gf
i just want to die
>>24797219
>>24797123
Same here in the UK for first year
> final tmrw
> started studying today
But its an easy history class, I think I'll be fine.
Organic chem tho...thats a different story
>met a really cool grill on halloween
>clicked instantly, she's into /fa/ shit
>we memed at each other all night
>she stayed the night in my room
>slept together etc
>few days later go on date
>head back to her place, start getting busy
>she has second thoughts about having sex so early on
>in my inexperience I somehow interpreted it as her not wanting me or I did something wrong
>kind of freak out internally and go full autismo, have no idea what to say
>end up coming off as disappointed, like I was only in it for the sex
>eventually she asks me to leave
i had such a nice chance with a genuinely great girl and I fucked it up so badly
i tried to meet up with her to talk about it in person and tell her how i really felt but she wants nothing to do with me
i want to die, i have a final in 3 days and can barely even bring myself to study because i'm so depressed about this whole thing
>>24794641
Same, I already have an F so I'm just taking the exam to practice for next semester.
>team project due
>teammates and i gather together to bring our material together into one cohesive document
>each of them presents me with the most potato shit i have ever seen
>cry inside because i know i'm going to get a shit grade on this thanks to them
>tfw going to have to retake calc 1
Is there any point to taking the final this week beside just practice???
>>24798807
Yes
find some way to be able to take pics of it or better yet get a piece of blank paper and write down all of the questions as you go along.
Profs don't tend to change up the exam too much, format is always the same, and the questions are similar too. You'll be more prepared.
>>24797500
Stupid ass bitch. What a fucking humiliation. But atleast you got late right?
>>24790716
i hate myself so fucking much for not doing nothing, being a lazy shit, have a project on Wednesday and never looked at it.
Please help me have will to do all this shit at uni.
>>24798807
You're going to have to learn the formulas and how to answer the questions anyway. Might as well take as much information along as you can.
>>24796212
where are you from? I'm from portugal
Didn't even start studying.
I'm currently failing programming and gen chem because I never study. Passing calc 1, eng design 1, and History of Science.
How bad is it if you're failing two courses? Gen chem isn't a pre req since I'm taking mostly physics and electronics classes in the future (comp eng). I literally never sat down and actually studied chem.
>>24799730
oh yeah and btw I have four exams back to back starting on tuesday where it's programming, then history, then eng design, and finally chem. I have calc on the 18th.
I literally only have one test left, it's at the end of the week, and I know most of the material, but I am still so fucking stressed I think I might just look for some oxy and call the week over
>>24799730
im the opposite. i nailed everthing(programming,chem,intro to eng) except for calc 1, now i cant take physics 1 w/calc and calc 2 next semester. JUST. Should probably switch my major?or am i being dramatic?
>>24799760
hope you have good memorizing ability, i would just focus on the shit that i am passing and abondon ship on the shit im failing. it makes no sense to tank all your classes.
>>24800313
>hope you have good memorizing ability
Mommy made me memorize quran verses since I was a kid so I'm pretty good at that.
>>24800380
>Mooslim
pls go
>teaching math
>have 40+ year old student who wants to graduate next year
>he cant do anything at all, works his ass off, meet him on weekends, still cannot grasp anything
What do I do... I do not want to teach this man again next semester, and he already put in as much effort as possible...
>>24800748
Do you have your doctorate, anon?
>>24800898
No I'm just a lecturer for now, going back to grad school soon hopefully
>Graduating this month, on the 18th
>recently finished a 200 page portfolio, a 20 page strategic analysis, 8 seperate 6 page business analysis papers, an android application, etc.
>my final class is taking place at a brunch place at 8 AM monday morning, where we show up, turn in a paper, and then hang out with the professor
>it's taken me 5 years to graduate, and throughout that time, I did not make a single friend
>already have a job lined up, but have 0 social connections to any other living thing
I feel so fucking empty. How did I spend 5 years at this fucking school and manage to make no friends.
I'll probably show up to the restaurant tomorrow, hand him the paper, and leave. Fuck everything. I don't even know how I could make friends as an adult with a job. It's not like school anymore where you're surrounded by people in similar circumstances.
>>24798807
consider suicide, seriously senpai.
>>24790791
Why?
Isn't this waht everyone does? What else is there?
>haven't eaten meat all semester because it's too expensive
>decide to splurge and eat some to get pumped for finals
>it tastes like shit
fuck
>>24800748
tell him you'll pass him if he lets you kek him
>>24800748
why not just let him pass lel
>>24800380
I always wondered, do Muslims have to memorize the whole Quran or just a specific portion of it? If its just a portion, how do you decide which part?
Also, do Muslims have the equivalent of a Sunday School for Christians or whatever it is that Jewish kids go to?
>>24793444
Thanks kind Anon :3
>>24801511
Some memorize the whole thing, and those that do are highly regarded. But you don't have to. And their holy day is friday. So their weekends are Friday and Saturday with Sunday being the start of the week
>>24801511
am that anon
you don't have to memorize the whole thing, but if you do you receive more ajar, which is basically god's version of good boy points, and the amount you have influences the decision from Allah of whether you will enter heaven or not. Allah also takes into account your sins however, which will take away from your ajar.
>>24802297
Do they give you a physical jar or is it metaphorical?
>>24802297
Do Muslims have the equivalent of a Confirmation or a Bar Mitzvah? Also, are you expected to memorize the Quran throughout your life or just when you are young?
Sorry for all these questions.
Two finals tomorrow that I haven't even began to study for
11 out of 12 pages done on final paper
This last page is a fucking bitch god damn I just want to be done with this fucking thing but I'm procrastinating on the last page of all things
>>24802450
>>24802297
>>24802155
Answer my fucking question. Do you get a jar for being muslim?
>mfw poised to get straight As this semester
Just gotta reel it on in boys.
>>24792234
go do professional school: pharm, dent, med something. costs a lot but you make good money later. if not you can always get phd and make drugs
>>24803196
>mfw I have a 2.4 gpa after 3 years
>mfw I might make the dean's list this semester
unlikely still, but possible, definitely better than 2.4
>tfw at this point even if I got a 4.0 it would only rise my gpa by .2
>>24790415
I did flawlessly in high school and now am being fucked in the ass by goodcollege
NO MOTHERFUCKER I AM NOT REEEEEEEEEEEEADYYY
I HAVE TWO FINAL EXAMS AND TWO FINAL PAPERS THAT I HAVE YET TO EVEN START
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
As long as I don't fail the exams, I will pass.
>>24803382
> 2.4
>deans list
What kind of shit school do you go to?
Anyone just coasting by with Cs? Like, what's the point of struggling for higher grades if you don't have to do jack for a quality C?
>3 five-page+ papers due on thursday
>one is late
>barely did the reading for one, and none for the other
>one of them is a thesis that i have to come up with
>gen chem 1 exam on tuesday
JUST
I am but my depression is taking its toll.
My grandfather passed away a few weeks ago.
My last project is 6 days overdue and I still haven't finished it.
>>24803701
it's just by semester I thought.
like if you get a 3.6 that semester you're on the list
shit, am I wrong
I will hopefully be graduating soon. If I make it through. I have 2 projects and the hardest exam I've ever taken all on one day.
The group presentation is almost assuredly fucked as my other teammates did all the work basically without telling us. They can't explain it well to me since it's hard to understand them. The professor gave us virtually zero guidelines to follow or how to even present it.
The individual project will be the least of my worries.
I have to finish part of the take home exam which I have no idea and then take the rest of exam. This is only a day away. If I can make it through I might just have a shot.
I have a terrible procrastination problem and have no one to blame but myself.
College is a shitty fucking meme that needs to die. I can say with no exaggeration that my time in uni has been the worst of my life.
>3 finals on and 2 essays due Tuesday
Just
>>24792645
Frig off AJ
>>24790716
>tfw shitposted so much, I actually flunked out of coolage
This is a sincere post.
>>24804209
yeah that's how it works
it's by semester
I think I'll do fine, not great, but Bs. Sociology is easy, Calc is easy, Hebrew Bible could be hard, Global Warming seminar is easy. Going to take harder classes next semester, should be funner, though. Still not a single friend. Hate everyone. Hate my job that doesn't cover rent. It should get better, though. Going to pick up second job, too.
>tfw got kicked out of my major for failing cal 1 three times
I wish I was still in Uni. Now my life feels even more empty and directionless.
>tfw want adderall
>basically no friends/connections
>>24802953
it's not a jar silly, it's ajar
>>24802491
np. if you were born as a muslim, there is no ritual, but if you want to convert, you have to say la illahah illalah muhammadah rasuloolah, which is basically you acknowledging that there is only one god and that Muhammad (PBUH) was his final messenger.
You memorize the Quran whenever. Most Muslim parents encourage their kids to start at an early age. I started around 5-6 learning how to read the arabic letters at an islamic weekend school that I went to every saturday and sunday for ~ 5-6 hours. Learned a crap ton.
>>24804453
I know that feel.
>tfw sometimes just wanna get really high alone in my apartment but absolutely no idea where to obtain weed
I hate university. I am literally surrounded by chads and staceys. Almost everyone on this campus is good looking and I look like a grizzly bear wandered onto the campus. I can't focus on my schoolwork at all anymore. I am a junior and in my previous years (or at least freshman year) I was able to somewhat get shit together but now everything just seems to be falling apart. My life is basically crumbling around me and frankly I cant be assed to do anything about it. I am scared of the shit ton of student debt that I am going to have when I graduate and I am scared I won't be able to find any work.
>>24804666
do you go to university of guelph?
No.
I'm absolutely fucked. I have physics, biology, and statisistics finals in less than two weeks. My grades are terrible, I haven't studied, and I don't even want to keep going
>tfw community college
I only have to put up with this shit for two years, I get less debt, and can still get a good job. Granted I won't make as much as others I will still get to do what I want and not be piss poor.
>>24790415
This semester I am going to bullshit my way through somehow, but man, the next one is going to fuck me up real good.
>Advanced Mechanics
>Advanced Thermodynamics
>Differentiall Equations
>Basics im Computer Science
>Obligatory medical courses
>mfw I see people complaining about baby math courses on here
You do not know true suffering yet.
>>24805165
differential equations is the ultimate math babby course.
Come back when you take complex analysis, topology, galois theory etc.
>Worked for a year full-time with trade school
>3.5 hour commute with at least 46 hours work a week, 4 hour class once a week
>Do amazing with next to zero sleep
>Get laid off, GPA drops like a fucking rock even though literally fucking nothing to do all day
what happen guys
>>24805427
You're a lazy bum?
>>24801105
Just so you know, people become less judgemental and more friendly once you get out of academia.
