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Do I qualify as a robot? >6"5 >Virgin not kissless
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Do I qualify as a robot?

>6"5
>Virgin not kissless
>28
>Only have highschool degree
>Have a dead end job and can barely make rent
>Decent apartment
>Like a 4/10
>Parents pretend I don't exist didn't even get invited for thanksgiving
>Don't leave my apartment for anything other than work and food
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sorry 3/10 or lower
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>>24790251
You're practically a wizard, how could we possibly deny you robotdom?
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>>24790333
Cause some robots say you can't be over 5"11
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>6'5
>virgin, not kissless

Yeah, no
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>>24790378
Height isn't always the plus factor that people think it is.
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>>24790251

>6'5''

I don't know... what do you guys think?
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>>24790251
I tricked a girl into to kissing me. She was going for a peck on the cheek but I turned at the last second for some lip action. From what I've heard it was her first kiss (mine too) Am I failed normie or dobopt?
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>>24790251
>6"5
you're already disqualified
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being 6'5" gives you access to a much larger percentage of the dating pool than most robots, so they're going to resent you for that.

having a job and your own apartment also puts you ahead of the typical NEET poster on this board.

honestly, you could create a tinder profile right now and be balls deep in a qt in a few hours if you play your cards right. most robots cannot do that.
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>>24790531
>I tricked a girl into to kissing me.
> Am I failed normie or dobopt?
You're a rapist.
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>>24790251
what the fuck is with you normie cunts wanting to be robots

>Im like SUCH a robotttt xDDD

fuck off
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>>24790592
Height only matters in manlet countries. In my country >6'1" or >184 cm is relatively common therefore being 6'5" doesnt gave any advantage.
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>>24790251
>tall
>not kissless
>good enough social skills to get and keep job
>live on your own
You're not a robot.
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>>24790251

You're a robot, but you have the potential to escape, probably.
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