I'm taking the most painful shit of my life right now. AMA
>>24789587
Do you ever think shitting out a huge log is comparable to taking a dick in the ass?
Why did you make this thread?robot pls
you dont know what a painful shit is until you binge on opiates for days then take a shit that feels like literally glass shards and your butthole about to rip
>>24789606
Actually, I ponder on this question on a regular basis
>>24789620
Cause I need to share my pain
fuck man that sounds terrible.
For the AMA, whats your favorite Burzum album? Favorite Mayhem album?
>>24789691
Thanks man
Favorite Burzum album has to be Filosofem, Mayhem probably De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
>>24789587
How long has it been since your last shit and why?
>>24789691
>>24789800
Also, can we take a minute to appreciate how based Varg Vikernes' lifestyle is?
>married to 7/10 nordic beauty
>lives in beautiful French rural area
>values Germanic traditions
>raises his children in a modest envioment and teaches them useful skills
>appreciates nature
>makes ambient music
>is currently working on his on RPG
How can one man be this based?
>>24789819
Literally half an hour
My stomach is doing really weird things right now. Shitting burns like hell.
I have no idea why.
>>24789901
Varg is a fucking profigy, i love him.
>>24789800
Ah nice, i think filsofem is a bit overrated. DMDS is easily the best mayhem album. For best Burzum album id have to say Hvis Lyset.
>>24790312
HLTO is a close second imo
I think the production and song writing on Filosofem is superior though
>>24789587
You eating enough veggies familia?
>>24790753
Literally drunk an all-veggie and fruit smootie a few hours ago. Actually, maybe something I put in there was expired
>>24790831
No that not gonna help. You need to eat fiber regularly. It lubricates your intestines and sofens your shit. I take huge foot long pipebomb shits and don't even feel them and theres no blood. I eat 1-2 12oz frozen mixed veggies a day
>>24789606
Its similar. When the dick goes out it feels very similar.
