Is there any service where I can pay a girl to cuddle and sleep with her in the same bed all the night? I don't care about money and I'm not looking for sex, but the girl have to be at least cute and pretend to care about me.
it's cheaper to stop being a boring loser who makes bad threads on the pity board
fuck this picture, the people drawn literally look like me and my ex
This is the most pathetic and sad thing I have read all day
>>24789058
those services do exist but i don't really remember where
i think there's one in california
It is nice, but that's kinda pathetic dude. Just get a daki and cuddle your 2d waifu.
>>24789114
>that's kinda pathetic
>get a daki and cuddle your 2d waifu.
Yes. Much less pathetic.
>>24789058
lmao OP you are fucking pathetic and you should be embarrassed for even thinking about that shit.
Someone post the story of that fag who payed hundreds of dollars just to awkwardly cuddle with a chick.
>>24789081
I doubt is cheaper and stopping being a boring loser is hard as fuck, I just want instant gratification and feel loved for a moment.
>>24789114
I already have a daki, but that won't do the trick anymore, I need someone real.
Saw an ad on craigslist from a woman asking for a guy to sleep/cuddle with in bed. no sex.
I answered the ad figuring she'd end up having sex but she responded she'd be sleeping with a knife.
I figured first sign of a hard-on and I'd get knifed so stopped responding.
>>24789156
Nah dude. One time investment and you can cuddle it as much as you want, without having to line the pockets of some roastie every time.
I know most people think that sleeping together or falling sleep while cuddling must be great but it's not that good, it can be really uncomfortable for both parts.
>>24789112
>california
Tell me more
>>24789253
But you atleast experienced it, you sound like those guys that say that having sex isn't so great to a 30 year old virgin.
>>24789106
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>>24789200
Since when we have normalfagas telling people "bro you patethic just get a gf xD" on this board? I thought the robot would scare them.
>>24789373
Try sleeping with someone that snores. I often wonder how many people have been murdered over that.
>>24789373
No don't get me wrong, cuddling is great for small periods of time but actually sleeping like that it's horrible, the heat is unbearable and if it helps maybe you'll find solace in knowing that i may never experience that again.
I am a grill in California and I might be willing to try this, OP
>>24789450
This is the post that lures OP to his imprisonment in someones sex dungeon.
theres a cracked article on the very subject OP
>>24789549
I sadly don't live in California, I wouldn't care about being in a sex dungeon if I don't have to do sexual stuff with guys.
>>24789584
Intersting, will look into it.
cuddling with girls is so nice. i really feel sorry for you anon :(
They're called cuddlers.
Look under your local sp411.
There's a big titty and big butt mommy milf type woman in my neighborhood who does it for $50/hr.
Pic is what her ass looks like
>tfw she lets me dry hump her ass and grope her tits til I cum and fall asleep in her soft body
Sometimes she'll do mommy rp and we'll makeout a bit. But I've been seeing her for years, so she trusts me
I do miss cuddling with someone I actually loved.
If it's any consolation, you only think you love them. Even if they turn out to be an evil piece of shit, you'll realize your dumbass brain still thought you were in true love.
Envy the feeling, I guess, not what it's supposed to symbolize..
>>24789584
>beta males have to pay women to get things they get easily
lmao fuck that
>>24789970
It sounds to me like you could probably have sex with her fairly easily if she lets you do all that other stuff
>>24789081
>>24789106
>>24789114
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>>24790005
what the fuck happened to this board, jesus christ...
>>24789997
So do I, anon, so do I.
The worst part is she wasn't even a bad person, things just stopped working out because of distance. I miss her, man
not exactly what you're looking for but there are cuddle parties you can go to. quite a few here in seattle so I'm sure they're everywhere.
http://www.cuddleparty.com/seattle/
http://www.cuddleclubseattle.com/
just some examples. they won't pretend they are your gf but you can get some cuddles.
>>24790056
She probably would.
She only started that job cus of a divorce and she needed money.
She has since been getting mad alimony checks and sells art online.
I'm pretty sure I'm her only client, cus she only had her ad up for a few days. Probably got ashamed of the level she stooped to and yanked it.
Doesn't even make me pay for most sesh's.
I've slept over and she invites me for dinner and wine but I'm a sperg so I just come late and we drink and sleep and fondle.
We have done breastfeeding once when she was insanely horny and I got a hj while I sucked. I can't come without lots of friction, so she ended up letting me missionary dry hump my bare dick on her panties. She was so set and so loud.
Now that you mention it, she probably would let me fuck.
I'll try to ease the idea to her over the next few weeks.
I might make it, holy shit
>>24789549
>Implying that wouldn't be a step up.
>>24789089
It's a very non-descriptive art style. Barely above stick figures.
>>24790129
I went to one of these and it was really really good for me. Like I needed those brain chemicals that come with cuddling but I didn't even remember it until I had them again. Helped me get over depression and on the path to finding a gf and I would go back for more if I didn't still have her.
>>24790172
Do it bro
>>24790172
you're making me hard here f@m
nice loss edit op
