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Is this a joke? Who do these whores think they are? What does
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Is this a joke? Who do these whores think they are? What does she have to offer in return aside from her vagina? She's the one with black hair.
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She looks like a a slightly better looking vagina in this pic
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>>24787678
>Has to have reliable transportation
>Uber passenger rating as a dating requirement

She just wants guys that ride in cabs everywhere?
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>>24787678
>insulting my major

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Her response. Anyone want to reply before I just call her a 5/10?
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>>24787784
You insulted yourself tbqh family
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imagine each girl on tinder like a job posting. they can list whatever the fuck they want and still get a shit ton of applicants. it's just the nature of the current market. average whores get droves of 'applicants' everyday on tinder
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>>24787952
She at least will take someone that's working on a degree even if they're not making money. If she has a 43k job, a car and a place then I don't blame her for wanting similar qualifications. Sadly a whole lot of guys don't even have half that by her age.
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>>24788186
women these days are essentially bound in a prisoners' dillemma where they fuck and get a short term relationship with a guy, or the guy finds another broad who will.

This quote came from a robot (or cyborg, w/e) a short while ago. This is a man's game.
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What's wrong with this bitch having standards? If she can attract the kind of guy she is looking for, then good for her - why shouldn't she.
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>>24787678
>Not a virgin (I only sacrifice them)

Who does this bitch think she is?
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>>24787952
Ask her about penis size minimum accepted
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>>24787952
do you have what she has?
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>>24788289
>quote came from a robot

Obviously, because the logic is retarded. For every 1 girl a guy can find, there are 10 keks chasing after the girl ready to provide for her. Girls don't sleep around because the have to, its because they want to. There are so many options for them that they can go for as many as they want and then settle for the best one
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Why even dwell on her? She's a 6/10 at best under the makeup. She's not even worth giving attention to. Just like Chad will continually take advantage and pump her and dump her without giving her the time of day. Moving forward plz.
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>>24788409
Fuck you, there's not one guy that's chasing me down to provide for me. We're not all skinny, blonde, blue-eyed Stacies.
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>>24788439
You should try not being born hideous. Even average sluts have dozens of guys to choose from. They just like going for Chad who has more options than they do
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>>24788439
I'll chase and provide for you my lady
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>>24787678
>be 7/10

I don't know why women write this, but I used to see it a lot.

>be 6 feet or swipe left
>no skinny guys
>if you're unemployed kill yourself
>no beards
>all men without beards are fags

Yada yada yada. Why wouldn't I just swipe right even if I think I'm a 3/10? If I were 5 feet tall, why wouldn't I just lie to her, try to get a date and hope she's not as shit as her profile makes her seem? And if I were a genuine 10/10, why would I be more inclined to talk to her now I know that she's superficial, bitchy and demanding? What possible drawback is there to just using the app the way it's supposed to be used and write things ABOUT YOURSELF in the bio? I don't think Tinder even once failed to make me mad as hell when I was using it
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>>24788495
Whatever. You can say the same thing for men. Why would they give all they have when there's always a girl who will be there for free? They want challenge, they want STACIES, they want bombshells. Average isn't good enough for you all.
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>>24788697
>Why would they give all they have when there's always a girl who will be there for free?

Cause theres not always a girl who will be there for free but there will always be a guy. That's just how the majority of species work. The only difference between us and animals is we're able to ask ourselves "why?" which is what being red-pilled turns essentially is since nature is blue-pilled by default.
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Punish her.

Punish them all.

Society won't, they only reward women like her.
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>>24787678
Tinder is like a fucking marketplace, you get a whore very quickly if you cover her needs, but you have to overpay for the quickness. It's pretty much what internet dating is about. In real life it's similar to that but you can still charm someone if you are lucky or something.

Anyways why should we care and why do we have threads like that every fucking day? Us robots shouldn't be interested in that at all.
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>>24787678
The problem with this kind of fucking you go girl bitch is that she doesn't understand men are attracted to different things. We dont fucking care about her house, her income, her degree. We are attracted to feminine girls (hotness and personality, not the status in society).
>mfw I'm totally not attracted to her
>mfw I will make far more than her (got a masters degree but currently unemployed)
>mfw I find a cute clerk/cashier way more attractive than some high earning high achieving not that hot women
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>>24788697
You don't know what you're talking about you retarded roastie. Make a dating profile and you'll be flooded in 20 minutes
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>>24789119
the more I thought about that gif the harder I got
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>>24789188
I must of watched it 10 times. Do you think it's a nigger? Is getting a qt really that easy?
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>>24787678
it basically all about vagina
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>>24789188
What is there to get hard about? It's sickening - she only smiles after getting her dumb head yanked because the guy is obviously rich or attractive, or both. If he was unattractive in some way you bet your ass she would scream rape and sue him.
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>>24787678
I love that these apps allow us to see the shallow and flat out evil mindset of women.
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>>24789266
That's why it's so hot. Being attractive or rich must be awesome
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>>24787952
ask her if she's into bestiality and kuckoldry
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>>24788138
thats why im double majoring in CS fampai
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>>24789298
What's evil about wanting someone attractive who has their shit together?
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>>24789148
By. Guys. Who. Want. to. Fuck. If I say no, they will just wait for a girl that will put out to respond. Gosh, you dummies don't get it.
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>>24789360
It's only evil to those who don't have their shit together.
It's just how humans are, they like to shit talk the successful because they're failures.
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>>24789370
Yeah, what's the problem? It shows you're desirable, no?

Hell, you even got dudes in the reply chain saying they'll provide for your ass.

What the fuck are you expecting?
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>>24789130
>mfw I will make far more than her (got a masters degree but currently unemployed)

Lol, I guess you went straight to grad school right after undergrad. You sound like those sophomore engineer majors that think they will make 75k starting after graduation. The keyword is you're unemployed so she's better than you.
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>>24789370
>I can get sex whenever I want! Ugh, you guys just don't get it
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>>24789188
This so much. I'm fapping to it right now.
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>>24789447
I live in Europe. Uni is virtually free. Cashiers make more than that where I live that's why I'm keking hard at her 43k.
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>>24789433
>Yeah, what's the problem? It shows you're desirable, no?

Desired physically....so is every other woman with a vagina. How many times do us fembots have to say that women want a stable relationship? That's the difficult part. That's the part that's a struggle.

>Hell, you even got dudes in the reply chain saying they'll provide for your ass.

What was that old quote about all stories here being fictional?
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>>24788439
>being fat
Just lose weight and most guys would be your beta
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>>24789505
Utter bullshit. You can still find a stable relationship on dating websites moron. You're just a shit judge of character, like all women.
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>>24789503
Who gives a fuck about Europe? $43,000 is perfectly fine outside of major coastal cities in America. I used to live in a high-end apartment with brand new furniture on a $40,000 salary.
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>>24789505
Females have it so much easier it's not even a debate bitch
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>>24789550
>You can still find a stable relationship on dating websites

No, you pretty much can't. It's actually easier to find them in real life. People aren't as fleeting irl as they are on the internet. Even if you can contact 100 people in an hour, your chances are still better of getting somewhere with someone irl. I stopped using "dating sites" long ago, but I know how they really are. It's only worse with that tinder shit.
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>>24789588
but what if you are ugly and female
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>>24789505
You could find a stable relationship so easily if you gave one of these guys a chance.

The problem is you don't want a man lower on the social ladder. I understand completely, but just realize you're the cause of your own misery.
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>>24789629
You need to be fit, social, rich and an alpha to get a relationship. No matter how, but an average robot has no chance.
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>>24789346
For literally what fucking purpose
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>to practice burning in hell

Yeah, she's a degenerate whore and proud of it. This is what happens when a woman enjoys any measure of success in life. Fucking pathetic.
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>>24789565
>Who gives a fuck about Europe?

Everything but western Europe is basically third world, so why the fuck give a shit about it?

Pic related, what i think of when someone mentions USA
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>>24789550
Women who are heavily into social media have terrible character by default.
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>>24789683
your economy speaks otherwise though
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>>24789702
sounds like you are an economic retard and you measure "economy" using country-wide gdp which tells you absolutely nothing about the actual well being of people in the country
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>>24789677
What this guy said.

Anyone else notice modern girls' fascination with hell or Satan in general? I'm not even religious, but it really makes me think about that talking snake story (Eve's betrayal etc) in Genesis
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>>24789733
It's pretty nuts, you can even see it in music/pop culture with all those inverted crosses on shirts, earrings and shit, we need another fucking inquisition so those bitches can burn
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>>24789505
>fembot thats desired physically
Oxymoron, no? Look for someone in your league in a stable relationship (another landwhale) instead of being a picky roastie
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>>24787952
Reply with,

>"I have everything on my own list of qualifications", but it says you're looking for at least a 7/10.
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>>24789565
Coming from a rich European country, do you realize that a lot of things in the USA are 3rd world tier? I lived in the US and I couldn't fucking believe to see all this poverty. Tons of homeless and crazy people who need help but are on their own, etc.

Anyway, it doesn't change the fact that I would left swipe that bitch because I find her totally unattractive.
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>>24789655
An alpha personality supercedes all, that's why shy robots need to have good jobs. And ugly women need to have stellar personalities and fit bodies, and vapid women have to be hot etc etc

>rich

What qualifies as "rich"? Like, who the fuck is rich in America anymore? A handful of young wall-street millionaires? You really think that's who millions of women are trying to get with right now? No, rich people only marry other rich people. Those young wall-street millionaires are going to marry some politicians' daughters. That's how it goes. Everyone else are just average workers shackling up with other average workers.
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>>24787678

Thats just to deter betas. If chad the hot homeless crust punk messaged her all those requirements would go out the window.
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>>24789811
Fuckingthis.

(And wtf with that hurrdurr you are muted for unoriginal comment, stfu faggot chan)
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>>24789786
I was implying that the only thing physically desirable about me is my vagina. Every vagina is desired. Doesn't make me less of a fembot.

>lel get le fat guy
>implying even fat guys aren't trying to have it easy like Chad
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>>24787678
And yet she'll have hordes of thirsty betas begging her for the privilege of buying her dinner. We men are our own worst enemy.
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>>24789872

I knew a girl in high school who cheated on her bf with a homeless 22 year old. This girl was upper class and came from a good home too
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>>24789817
Nah, that's cool.

>feel emasculated and insult women that are successful
>cry if you're ever expected to provide for her

Men are fucking retarded I swear. Women cannot win.
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>>24787678
>currently working on a degree (not philosophy)
>(not philosophy)

Other than the usual "lolnojobs," what exactly is bad about philosophy? I guess girls see it as "nerdy" (real nerds, lol the people who watch TBBT) and maybe depressing/morose?

to be honest family that's the biggest turnoff I see in the profile.
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>>24787678
you shitlords don't realize she is making a joke
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>>24789985
philosophy student pls go
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>>24790064
I'm not studying it in an academic setting. I read it recreationally.
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>>24789936
Omg what fucking moron you are. I don't feel emasculated at all. Basically all my female friends have at least a bachelor and I find a lot of professionally successful women attractive. But that's a mix between their physique and personnality (feminine), not their fucking income or high-end appartment which i could care less.
I'm not attracted to her. Just reading her text makes me want to left swipe because she looks like the kind of narcissistic bitch who makes it clear to the world she deserves high standard bf. It's exaclty the same if I wrote "If you're over 6', please swipe left, if you're less than a 8/10, please swipe left, if you're not bubbly and feminine, please swipe left. If you don't show your body in the pictures, please swipe left." It would be very douchy to write that.
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>>24789889
if you have no good traits for a relationship your going to have to settle with a guy equal to you if not worse
which do exist because not every landwhale looks for a 10/10 and beta orbiters are not that hard to find
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>>24789266

Orrrrr he might have known her
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>>24789889
What is even so ugly about you?

I don't want pics, just tell the truth.
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>>24789505
All u have to offer is a vagina u dumb roastie lmfao
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>>24789985
because she comes from a rich family, I guess, where arts degree is looked down upon. She's the kind of stupid bitch who 1. is too stupid to understand philosophy, 2. is only attracted to money and social status.
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Hahahaha you guys cannot tell she is joking. You are incredibly pathetic.
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>>24789985

Go to dice, monster or CL and see how many positions for philosopher are open in your city and what the salary is.
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>>24790245
literally the 4th reply boss >>24787952
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>>24790205
You're all right, I'm heavy, but I'm not ugly. I know how to groom myself. I know how to dress and do my hair and makeup. I didn't have it any better when I was much slimmer, and my friend who lost weight said her dating life didn't get any better from getting slim. You're all just so STUCK in this narrative that every woman can have somebody to love her by tomorrow and it's just not the truth. I tried talking to a robot before - I completely carried the conversations and he stop talking eventually. I don't care that much anymore, I accepted that all people are shit and relationships don't really happen anymore, but I'm tired of this "easy mode" lie.
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>>24790095
Well then you're not very smart. It's the virtually 0 job prospects of a philosophy degree she's against, not philosophy itself.
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So?

Just fucking lie to her until you get to fuck her then drop all contact.

Why is lying never an option for you faggots?
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>>24789637
You must be new here. Guys have the lowest standards. They are plenty men that date fat and ugly chicks just cause thats all they can do
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>>24790458
>Just fucking lie to her until you get to fuck her then drop all contact.

Haha yeah, robots don't understand that this is what guys do and what contributes to womens' neurosis and high standards haha! xD
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>>24787678

43k is pretty low on the income requirement. If you're over 25, not in a post grad program and not above 50k then you should just give up.
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>>24787678
None of the three is a 7/10.
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>>24790961
and none of us should care about what some random cunt online thinks
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>>24790989
I don't care, but I do care if somebody openly tells lies.
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>>24790327
You don't sound bad, really. I'm sure you get a decent amount of male interest.

You just gotta stop living in perpetual fear, thinking ALL men are looking to pump and dump. But yeah, you're right, most men are looking for that at our age (assuming 20s).

You just gotta learn to filter men better.
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>>24790327
how heavy?
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>>24787678
>Who do these whores think they are? What does she have to offer in return aside from her vagina?
Nothing. But, as men, we decided to put women on a pedestal simply because they have a vagina. The system doesn't work unless men, too, agree that women should be given the world simply because they have said vagina. We have no one but ourselves to blame, but luckily that means the power is in our hands to change the tides.
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>>24791359
Pb heavy
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Just woke up from my nap guys. Here's an update
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>>24791627
seems pretty well deserved actually

are you worthy, anon?
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>>24791627
Fair enough. That's actually a good example of someone who would be better of in the dating scene as a guy. A guy who meets all those qualifications worked hard for a qt, she will have to lower her standards.
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>>24790024
T H I S. You fucking morons
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>>24789637
I dont care. Ill date you. Post contact info.
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>>24791627

anon you're kinda getting btfo desu
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>>24789503
And she's kekking hard at continental "unis"
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I was going to ask her blowjob skills, but let's see how this goes
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>>24792120
>But I think calling yourself 7/10 is being generous
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT ROASTIE JUST GOT ROASTED
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>>24791627
>lead histotechnologist
doubt.jpeg
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>>24792193
All they do is slice up tissue and pass on the slides to people who do real work. Even a roastie can do it
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>>24789119
She is very beautiful.
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>>24787747
She looks like eggman with a wig tbqh
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>>24792298
kek

original desu
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>>24787678
I found out about uber like 3 weeks ago.

How does one make 43,000 a year while working on a degree?
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>>24792120

dam son bitch is goint to get mad as fuck

roasteddd
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>>24792120
why is she so proud of losing her virginity? is she implying no one wanted to fuck her but she somehow managed to?
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>>24787678
The bit about the virgin made me laugh.

She's pretty alright op
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>>24792120
BTFO AYY LMFAO nice one
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>>24792361
She clearly said OR
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>>24792120
Good job senpai. Same thing happened to me when a girl I matched with on tinder really wanted to meet me. She stated that she only wanted hookups. On her facebook, she was bragging about all the tinder dates she had and how weird guys were.
When I told her I couldn't see her that day because I was dating another girl she was really pissed and said "pathetic, men are all the same"
tl:dr
>hurr I write I dont want anything serious
>hurr I brag about the number of guys I date
>hurr I get all pissed off when the chad I really want fucks other girls.
>hurr durr my logic
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>>24787678
>currently working on a degree (not philosophy)
topkek
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>>24792474

she said and/or.
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>>24788997
Sweet broomhandle pepe
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>>24789266
They obviously know each other you tit. It's not like she turns around, appalled, only to recognise he's hot. She's smiling before she's even fully turned around.
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What does she mean by this?

Original comment desu
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>>24792120
TOAST THE ROAST
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T
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>>24792734
If it was a beta orbiter stepping out of line you better bet she would have put him back in his place
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>>24792810
How can someone have so little self-awareness?
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>>24792875
I don't know, ask the robot who thinks he can just chat up a roastie.
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>>24792810
I wonder if chad "assaulting" her caused her to raise her standards
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>>24792810
this roastie gon be a 35 year old single mother of two niglets and begging for an orbiter
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>at work
>I'm the only male in the office most of the time
>have to listen to the girls talk all the fucking time
>How their boyfriends have to provide
>how they have some number of a guy who is drooling for them to make them favors and buy them food when they are too lazy to make their own lunch at home
>one of the girls who was saying that she was so happy she was moving to her own place
>that her ex bf who is the father of her kid is paying for it and that how dare he ask her to find a way to move her stuff there
>HE SHOULD DO IT FOR ME
I mean holy shit
>guy gets you your own place
>hands you the keys and tells you to move there anytime
>nag at him for not helping you move your shit
Women are shit

Just pursue your interests and masturbate when you feel the urge to put your dick in a wet hole
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>>24792980
You give a bitch an inch and shell take it a mile. The purpose of women like this is to see how far they can push you until you kill them or yourself
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I think she wants it guys. Help me reel her in
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>>24793507
Is that your real picture? You are good looking family.
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>>24793507
tell her you're into bestiality and her face remembers you of a horse
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>>24793507
A cute girl who isn't a vapid cunt
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>>24793635
this this this this this this this this this this
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>>24793507
ask her if she knows any teenage girls, tell her you are into teenage girls
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>>24793507
tell her your name is Patrick

if she asks your last name, tell her it is Bateman
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>>24793507
>"Well what are your standards for a right swipe then?!"
"A good personality. I thought your bio was a well thought out joke."
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>>24787756
The Uber thing is to show he's polite with service people.
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>>24789188
You can see the exact moment when she realizes it's Chad.
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>>24787678
Those are all reasonable things to want
to
be
hones
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>>24788409
That is so not true. The vast majority of guys dont want to settle down while most girls do.
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>>24794064
well that depends on the age group
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>>24793507
Tell her you swiped right to tell her what an obnoxious roastie she is.
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>>24787678
WHY ARE THESE WHORES SO ENTITLED YET ASKING FOR A GF IS CONSIDERED ENTITLED FOR ME?!?!?!?!?!
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>>24789985
Philosophy is something you should pursue on your own time. College indoctrination is just shit.
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>>24793923
This, was the best one to be honest.>>24793507
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>>24793635
>>24793856
There was a girl in my high school who had horse face

She brought it up one time about how she'd go home and cry when she was a kid etc etc. I started to snicker because I thought it was pretty spot on. She gives me this death stare. Just kinda brushed it off and dropped it. Few hours later she has no problems making fun of me and my physical traits.

It's not that I hate women, it's just that they have all the personality traits I fucking hate in a person.
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>>24793635

THIS THIS DIS
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>>24793533
Newfag.

That's been a convert Chad pic for a while.
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>>24787678
if this is really her post and not just some fake shit,
i think she is a person worthless enough to get raped
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She's already given enough info out to be doxxed with the exact location of her allergy department. Is OPie enough of a douche to do it though? I honestly don't find her unreasonable. She's financially set and doesn't want NEETs and bums leeching off her. Even though we're living in the age of gender equality the females still have a choice of career or housewife. The ones who start off with a career like she did do have the right to demand someone who isn't an underachiever like most of us robots.

tl;dr she's a cold hearted materialistic almost-stacy but her market value isn't lower than she thinks it is.
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>>24790229
>2. is only attracted to money and social status.

..but thats all women
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what the fuck is an uber passenger rating
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>>24795073

Obviously it must be a review an uber cabby gives their passenger.
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>>24790024
>>24791722
what if not, you retard?
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>>24795167
>took this guy to the mall
>what a racist prick 1/5
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>>24791627
>I also have a car, and I'm not a virgin
Congratulations.
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>>24795264

Haha yeah I've never ridden in one but they seem like a good thing like ebay and amazon and yelp reviews. It helps in letting people know how stressless it is to do business with a certain person/company rather than relying on blind luck. And it also puts everyone on their best behavior.
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>>24793507
inform her that it doesn't sound like she wants a relationship with another human being; she just wants a thing that society has told she needs in order to be happy.
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>>24788349
she's /edgy/
origiansfjlcoman
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>>24793507
>She goes to U of M

Take it from a Michigander, every single cunt who goes to U of M is a giant waste of life. You can tell someone goes to U of M before they even let you know (believe me, they *will* let you know).
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>>24791627
>not a virgin
>implying thats a plus for a female
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>>24795167
Ive never heard of this and I ride uber every time I go on vacation

what would the point even be?
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>>24790229
...do you realize philosophy students are usually just rich kids who can major impractical subjects because they know they're gonna work at daddy's firm after graduation, right?
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>>24795438

I just described the point here >>24795335


I've never ridden uber either but evidently some areas must have uber reviews where the cabby and the passenger rate each other just like fiverr, ebay and amazon.
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>>24795363
>colored hair, tattoos and piercings
natural warning signs of crazy piece of trash.
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>>24789818
Nope according to the unquestioning law of 4chan, you must drive a lamborghini, eat steaks for breakfast, shit gold, wipe your ass with hundreds and encrust your entire existence in platinum before a woman will so much as be in the same vicinity as you.
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>>24795513

Do you realize that since the 1960s no matter how dumb, lazy, irresponsible or nonwhite you are as long as you're a US Citizen you can get paid by the federal and state governments to go to school for even the most worthless majors in existence and some folks take advantage of that and major in underwater basketweaving or just about anything that adds up to an undergraduate degree?
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>>24795643
all of those girls are really good at self expression, they all seem really interesting and unique and cool based on how they look (is what they are imagining people are thinking when they look at them)
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>>24795676
Okay.

Also
>nonwhite
Lol the fuck does that have to do with the rest of it? Nigga half my school was east or south asian.
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>>24795745

A lot. Because usually native nonwhites aren't academically successful in STEM fields like the imported ones.
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>>24788554
Well that shit may be stupid and cruel but it's better than false advertising. Even if you match the description see what kind of a person she is and if you find that shit distasteful you're welcome to ignore.

Why would you try to date a '6 feet only' girl as a 5 feet guy? Are you not getting enough regection in your life? Have you run out of less height-concious to get regected by?
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>>24792120
You're gonna get burned hard, I'm calling it. Haven't scrolled all the way down yet, but it's coming.
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haha Chad here, this bitch is delusional. I would rather let 1 of you robots clean my car than this roastie.

Anyway, a word of advice about 5/10 sluts like this. They are doing the same thing you do as a car salesman. You start the price high and work your way down to the real price. Occasionally you get a sucker who buys at full price. Get it?

You cunts need more confidence in yourself, this bitch is not better than you, she is a garden variety slut with no personality and you're all right, her only value is her vagina.

Make sure she knows that.
The only women that deserve your respect are your family members like your mom/sis.
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>>24795718
I will never understand retards who say they get tattoos for "self-expression."
It's like when a child draws on the wall and their shitty parents call it "self-expression."
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>>24790327
>waaahhh men pay attention to me but lol they arent good enough for me xD

Gtfo of my board you dumb worthless cunt. You have no idea what it's like to experience true despair and hopelessness.
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>>24789370
looking at it purely from an efficiency point of view, why would you look for a partner on a platform optimized for non-committal sex? if what you want is a solid relationship, isnt it obvious that you go the historically reliable, traditional way?
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>>24795430
>bragging about state school
kek
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>>24796341
Post pics if you're really Chad
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>>24796503

Because match.com, okc and tinder are the new tradional churches of the 21st century. The ones from the 20th century are emtpy now.
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>>24796503
I said somewhere in the thread that I don't use dating sites anymore but commented based on my experiences when I did.
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>>24796566
i didnt necessarily mean "church" when i said "traditional". the most obvious place to look seemed to me to ask your parents for help; they'll know people with children in your own age range, and probably from social circles you would feel comfortable with. other traditional venues would be your trusted social circle, or clubs/associations that deal with personal beliefs/interests.
>mfw i know that all of these things are not currently en vogue.

>>24796593
didnt see that, just seemed obvious to me that you dont go grocery shopping at home depot.
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING SCARY GHOST-LOOKING CHICK IN THE MIDDLE FOR A SECOND?!

also I pick the chick on the right, I want to make her laugh
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>>24795676
i dont think underwater basketweaving is accredited.
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>>24788138
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

rekt

fuck being muted blah blah. all this for one measly comment
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>>24787678
western women are so fucking awful desu
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>>24788697
>wimmin cant into intelligence
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I am a girl and her requirements sound reasonable. Why start a serious relationship with someone poor who doesn't have a car? She's pretty so why should she date an ugly guy?
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>>24797258
she looks shit,
your bait is shit.

she is obviously retarded and a meterialistic whore.
you dont chose a person for functions like some Swiss Army knife.
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>>24797258
>Why start a serious relationship with someone poor who doesn't have a car?

jesus christ

relationships are about two people who like and enjoy eachother fucking how materialistic are you whores?

I am beginning to become convinced that women could never love me in the same way I could love them

if I girl I liked was broke I wouldn't give a fuck it's like a non issue

women seem to be attracted to men for what role they can serve in their lives

I am beginning to hate women
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>>24797544
Unless you live in NYC or somewhere with an excellent public transport system, how do you function without a car? How do you go to school? How do you go to your job? How do you get groceries? I am not going to let some random guy start mooching rides off of me because I think he is cute. Love is more than physical attraction and blind, irrational feelings. Furthermore, if a woman doesn't have a car she is pretty paralyzed herself. Maybe you don't give a shit if a girl doesn't have a car, but most men get tired of having to be a chauffeur. Maybe you don't give a shit how much money a woman makes, but most men are thinking about how much a woman makes and expect a woman to work full time and contribute to the household income or else they will call her lazy and a gold digger. Lastly, if you're poor and a woman is poor who will pay the bills?
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>>24787678
>>24787952
>>24791627
>>24792120
>>24793507
>mfw I'm a year older than her and I have absolutely nothing

Also, just stop, Op. You're getting BTFO.

Unlike most women, she actually has reason to qualify the men she wants to date.
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>>24797544
you're a fucking moron
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>not respond with:

why would i want to fuck a non-virgin?
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well if a woman wants to have material goods shes a slut, but a man who uses a woman just to fuck and fakes emotions is ok
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>>24797724
>Unlike most women, she actually has reason to qualify the men she wants to date.

>implying men standards = women standards
>implying living of daddy's money or mortgage is hard

unless she made her own business and miraculously became rich (which i doubt) she's not worth anymore than any other below average looking cunt
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>Robots have such low standards that they truly believe that the girl on the left is a 7/10
Gross.
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>>24797698
>United States of America: The Post
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>>24792980
>I'm the only male in the office most of the time
Most of my life has been this, especially by my last year of high school. By the last year, most people had enough credits to graduate, so everyone did. Girls stayed the extra year because they loved highschool so much, while obviously most guys got the fuck out when they could. I was one of the few dumbasses who failed so many classes I couldn't graduate yet. That shit sucked. None of the classes were taken serious, but I still had to show up. At one point, I was literally the only male in a room with 20+ females. There were 5 or 6 other males, but they were on sports teams so they got to leave. I was stuck in a room listenkg to "girl talk" for about 6.5 hours a day, 5 days a week. At one point, in one of my classes the teacher just said fuck it and they watched every episode of Glee over the course of like a month.

The only benefit is that during that time, I learned everything I needed to about the true nature of females.
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>>24793507
Swiped right accidentally, but you should know that you're the definition of a generic slut. Lower your standards or enjoy being a cat lady
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>>24797724
>reason to qualify
that's not dating though, that's shopping. this girl doesn't want a human relationship, she doesn't want a partner, she wants a toy.
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>>24793507

holy shit OP accidentally discovered the red pill and it worked. you can bang this bitch

honestly she's pretty hot so keep at it
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>>24787784

What the fuck do you even do with a philosophy degree lol
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>>24799094
law school

fuck off robot
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>>24799055
You do realize that's a fake profile he's using, right? That's an image of use a male model next to his messages. It's pretty popularly used for all those "social experiments" people do, or just for trolling sloots on dating sites.
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>>24799094
philosophy is about critical thinking, it lets you right your own ticket.

also if you can do formal logic you can do math.
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>>24796770

Do parents really fix their kids up like that these days though? I would think it would be really embarassing because lets say someone's parents knew another couple who had a child of the right age and sex. They contact the other parents who contact their son/daughter and the response is "ewwwww not interested!". Ouch! There goes the friendship between the two couples and that cringy behaviour probably carried through the social circle and attached a slight amount of disgrace to the initiating parents. "Hey there's Marge, I'm almost afraid to say hi to her in case she asks me if my Kathy would be interested in a date with her son" and then the rest of her clique either giggles or just cringes internally.

And clubs and associations that deal with interests I think usually have a disproportionate amount of either males or females.

Trusted social circles? Probably filled with single males too? What do I know, I'm just a robot.

>>24796905

It's a meme major used to poke fun at people who "do what they like because the money will follow" rather than someone who tackles a soul crushing carreer for the dosh.
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>>24799517
>What do I know, I'm just a robot.
answered your own question there buddy.
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>>24796341
Neither my mom and especially sis don't deserve any respect tbcf
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>>24799729

Except that isn't an answer to any of my questions, normie.
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>>24799842
someone obviously didn't major in philosophy.
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>>24799967
Not the guy you're quoting, but:

>majoring in something you can learn- reading almost every major work for free, with guides and analyses ranging from also free to like 20 bux- all on your own time without shelling out thousands of dollars

I get minors but, shit man
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>>24799289
your not getting a job with that shit. kek
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>>24790514
This.
If most men are borderline sociopaths, we can't choose based on personality or feelings. Might as well choose the biggest cock, the best income and the most handsome face that you can.
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>>24792272
I do this, can confirm. It's easy as shit.
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>>24800039
so pretty much college in general?
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>>24789811
dude you should've done this!
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>>24790375
>I'm not studying it, I'm reading it recreationally (ie. on my own time for enjoyment purposes)
>HURR WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT THERE'S NO JOBS IN THAT MARKET!!!

Did you leave your reading comprehension in the other room, anon?
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>tfw undecided major
>tfw only thing I find interesting is philosophy
>tfw I want a semi-usefull major
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>>24800238
A lot of STEM involves hand-on work. Other fields still have their own Co-op.

Sure, you could learn it, but you might be hard pressed to actually apply yourself- if anyone lets you.

There's just nothing worth going to college for it, where as there's a convincing argument for other stuff.
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>>24797544
>>24797698
The only thing that bugs me about this is how it's always something, there's always some demand or criteria that need to be met. Nobody is ever happy, they HAVE to find excuses to not like somebody, and it's fucking bullshit.

>he doesn't have a car, he MUST be a lazy sloth with no ambition
>he doesn't work out five times a week? he doesn't take care of himself, lol what a loser
>he's not taller than me? Ugh I can't settle with that, I need to feel "feminine"
>he doesn't make at least $43k at 25? Fuck that, I'm not about t date somebody who doesn't make an arbitrary amount of money by an arbitrary age.

After a while I get tired of playing the old song and dance. She obviously swiped right on the guy in the pic so she cares about looks first before anything else. And if he was chad enough she'd probably let him fuck her despite what bullshit she puts on her profile to look like a "classy lady who has her shit together".

But seriously I'm just tired of hearing women's demands. I want to just be with one and enjoy her company, yet so many fail at actually being a companion and partner, and not a tool for fucking or kids.
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>>24787678

At least she's being honest, a lot of people on dating sites lie.
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>>24799967

What's your point normie, can you be a bit more coherent instead of hiding behind weasel words?
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>>24797698
i live in civilization, everything i could ever want is within walking distance, my job, the grocery store, the liquor store, restaurants, movie theaters, etc. anything else i can just order online (my city even has amazon same day delivery).

public transit is okay where i live and if anything is off the transit grid i can just order a private car.

basically just live in fucking civilization. if you live in waldens pond dont be surprised when everything is far away and in accessible.
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>>24800377

Not the person who brought the point up but I think he was saying it's majors like philosophy, not STEM subjects, that you can learn in your own spare time by watching documentaries and listening to ebooks and reading books.

Point being that it's a waste to pay a ton of money to major in history or philosophy when you can learn it at home as a recreational activity.
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>>24800650
>Do parents really fix their kids up like that these days though?

yes

> I would think it would be really embarassing. . . .

that's just your autism/social anxiety
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Honestly everything there was pretty reasonable...
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>>24800823

That wasn't a question normie, just because a sentence has a question mark in front of it doesn't mean it's a problem in need of a solution. That whole post was a commentary on why I think it's not feasable in this day and age because everyone has more avenues for social pairing. Meaning if you go through parents you're dealing with society's throwaways.
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>>24799094
>>24799132

Shit, really? I'm trying to get into law school. Guess I should've gone for philosophy as my second major instead of comp sci...

At least I have economics.
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>>24789447
i'm from liechtenstein, min yearly wage is 85k~ eur, stay poor

also still no gf even though full of money and wealthy family
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>>24791627
Literally nothing wrong with her.
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Interesting sidenote while we're on the subject of philosophy degrees. Stefan Molyneaux got himself a masters in History and right after that he went to work on wall street as a programmer.
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>>24799094
Become a military officer, 18A HERE I COME!!!
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>>24800689
>baltimore
>civilization

uhhhhh......
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>>24801109
>That wasn't a question normie, just because a sentence has a question mark in front of it doesn't mean it's a problem in need of a solution. That whole post was a commentary on why I think it's not feasable in this day and age because everyone has more avenues for social pairing. Meaning if you go through parents you're dealing with society's throwaways.

this text is included because of jap scum
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>>24801716
have fun shilling for the oligarchy
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>>24799094
Stand-up comic.
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>>24802321

Cat got your tongue normie? Can't do anything but post silly memes?
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>>24787756
it's a fucking joke how autistic are you?
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>>24789890
glad you can admit it
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>>24790024
shhh just let them throw their tantrums
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>>24794129
because you don't groom yourself or have your own place and a car
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>>24796341
>chad
>on /r9k/

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>24789817

And? I have a big house and car and would rather not give away my stuff to crazy people or losers thank you very much.
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>>24797544
>if the girl i liked was broke i wouldn't give a fuck

fucking bullshit. you're telling me you're always gonna pay for her food, drive her around, buy her clothes, etc.? yeah fucking right. confirmed for never having dated someone ever
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>>24797724
This. Robots are just mad because they wanna do nothing at all and get the girl of their choosing

>>24797772
wow 10/10 comeback i'm sure she'll be in tears
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