>girl talks to you
>immediately fall in love
What a fucking kuck. Kill yourself, faggot.
>girl sits next to you
>imagine our lives together
>she never sits next to you again
why are the simpsons so comfy?
>relatives ask if I have a girlfriend
Yeah I was like that when I was in high school too.
Stop this shit.
>sitting alone in the last row of lectures every single day
>girl looks at you
>look back
>she appears disgusted
>>24787255
You need to stop caring so much about girls. Honestly, every time you think that you have to say to yourself "don't get attached" not caring about a girl usually gives you more chance with them anyway
Kek, I haven't been like that since highschool
>girl says "hi"
>think she wants to talk to you
>she was just being nice
>>24787255
>girl with a bf gets attached to you
>slowly fall in love
Maybe this will cheer you up?
lol failed normies failing to the jew hormones
>>24788871
not
>hormonal jew
>>24787255
Happened to me today. Went with my parents to the garden centre to help them pick out a christmas tree. The qt that worked there was nice to me. Can't stop thinking about her now.
>tfw you spent the last hour trying to find her on facebook
>no luck but won't give up
>>24787479
>grandmother ask if I have a gf
>"no gran, not yet"
>"what's wrong with you?"
>>24789563
>trying to find her on facebook
what do you honestly think will happen if you do this?
if you send her a friend request, she WILL reject it because she does not know you and that's creepy.
if you don't send her a friend request, you'll just stare at her page and hope that some of her updates are public so that you can stalk her some more.
STOP. you need to be meeting women organically in your daily, not through this kind of awkward, forced interaction. it will not work.
>>24789797
Fuck off normie. I've already told my parents I'll collect the tree tomorrow.
>>24789847
Then make a move on her tomorrow. Tell her you think she's cute and that you'd like to get to know her some more. I know you don't have any confidence, but for these 5 minutes just pretend that you do. You'll never see her again anyway, so ask her the fuck out and get her number you fucking pansy.
If you don't, then by all means continue to stalk her on the internet. Send her that awkward friend request. She'll reject it, and you'll be right back here screaming "reeeee normies chad" as usual.
Your move, Treebot.
>>24789940
>just b yourself and ask her out bro
Anyway I just found her, she has two kids. Into the thrash she goes.
>>24789940
Is this really a wise idea if your ugly?
not him btw
>something good happens
>imagine how I will phrase it so that it will be one hilarious story to tell to my friends
>realize that I have no friends or any kind of social life
>the story remains untold forever
>playing vidya
>imagine explaining to my gf what the game is about and what I'm doing
>have to take a break due the heavy feels of no gf
>watching a movie
>coming up with insanely funny comments, riff it like I'm a character in MST3K
>tfw I realize I'm watching the movie alone and there is nobody to tell my funny comments to
>>24787394
>this feeI
>>24790042
>Is this really a wise idea if your ugly?
Only if you to be arrested for attempted rape
>>24790031
>into the thrash
>>24790042
Depends on how ugly. If you're average it's worth a shot. But obviously if you're BUTT ugly, nah.
>>24790031
>>24789940
>pretend you have confidence
what part of my post tells you to "just b urself"? i implied the opposite. pretend you AREN'T a sperg with zero confidence, and THEN ask her out.
regardless, the situation has resolved itself this time so it doesn't matter. hopefully you've learned from this situation not to idealize and fawn over women you aren't acquainted with. you literally do not know them and are projecting all these positive behaviors and qualities into her.
she has two kids and is likely a cumslut. lesson learned.
>girl talks to you
>immediately think she's a whore
>>24790114
>>24790042
do NOT EVER make a move or talk to a random girl ever if you aren't Chad. Trust me on this.
>>24790114
Dunno how ugly desu, but I've been called ugly before.
Thanks anyway.
>>24790042
what the fuck does it matter? what do you have to lose by just asking the cunt out or for her phone number?
you will NEVER see her again. what she thinks of you DOES NOT matter.
you are just afraid that she'll say no, and that you'll lie in bed that night pondering over what a complete failure you are.
but you aren't. you took a leap and you asked her out. it's a small step, but it's one larger than most other bots will ever take. regardless of the outcome, just be content with the result and do not let it destroy you.
you can do this.
>>24790090
>playing vidya
>imagine explaining to my gf what the game is about and what I'm doing
>have to take a break due the heavy feels of no gf
This is a feel and a half right here
>>24790180
I guess so, thanks for the advice.
>girl sits next to me
>"this is it, just like in the scriptures; today I will get a gf"
>absolutely nothing happens
>>24790178
So have I, but i've still had a few women come on to me. If you carry yourself a certain way, it's 9 times out of 10 you're passable in the eyes of a normie.
>>24790135
Obviously you don't do it out the blue, you have a fucking reason to approach and then you make your move. Just to make it seem like it just happened. The worse thing she'll do is say "no" and even "no" isn't enough for you to assume it's your fault.
You want shit to change in your life, you have to live everyday like change isn't going to happen unless you do something worthy of it.
>>24787255
That feeling isn't love. It's loneliness.
>>24790263
No you don't approach even if you have a middle ground to start the conversation on. It's not worth it. You will be labeled as a creepy weird guy.
>>24790206
never, ever, ever give a shit about what a woman thinks of you if that woman is not a relative or a very close friend. these are people who will never understand the male experience. they will never be empathetic to our struggle, they will never consider how their smallest actions have such a rippling effect on our lives and honestly, they wouldn't have it any other way. the natural state of woman is to be absolved all responsibility and empathy.
any bro would give you a strong pat on the back just for trying. these feels can only be understood by somebody who has felt them for himself.
>>24790287
Listen to this guy and continue to shell yourself off from the world in an effort to protect pride, or go out and see what happens and let fate decide.
Keep in mind, we both could be wrong, see how /r9k/ is a place for losers with little no social skills or social grasp on real people.
Also keep what I said earlier in mind:
>You want shit to change in your life, you have to live everyday like change isn't going to happen unless you do something worthy of it.
>>24790429
Faggot. dfgsfhh
>>24790429
I know what i am saying is a fact because i've tried.
>>24790429
>fate
lmoa get a load of this turbonormie
>>24787733
iktf.
>Notice girl staring at you
>Look back at her
>tfw "what are you looking at, you creep"
>>24788871
>>24790114
>>24790135
>>24790287
>>24790546
>>24790569
>>24790797
>ITT: people who will never, ever make it
>>24790891
where do you think we are blox
>>24790891
You sound like a queer whose read some pua and now goes around telling everyone 'don't give a fuck about anyone bro, just do it bro!'
>tfw girl sits across from you on the shuttle
>start seeing her face in the crowd
At least she smiled at me.
lel i also know most of
>>24790090 this
>>24790933
>>24790931
All I said was to not care about what random cunts think of you. If you think that's some kind of NormieChad advice then I'm sorry but you are beyond help. Or rather, you refuse to be helped and are more comfortable wallowing in self pity shouting "reeeeeeee" until the word has lost all meaning.
I've been coming here for a long time. I want to see all of you live long, happy, and successful lives but any time somebody offers you solid advice you plug your ears and scream like children about how life isn't fair.
You will never, ever, ever make it unless you WANT to make it, frogs.
>>24787255
>girl looks at you
>immediately rape her
>>24791045
Here's the thing, we don't want your 'help' you fucking normie/chad/failed normie faggot. Fuck off. I'm here to share feels, not listen to some fag tell me to "just man up and ask her out bro".
>Be me sitting on the train
>Cute girl sits down next to me
>Wish I had the guts to actually talk to her
>Suddenly she actually starts talking to me instead
>Make small talk for a while, having a smoothly going conversation
>Her stop comes up
>Think about asking for her number, but decide not to
>Just feel happy about having a nice conversation
>Get off a couple of stops later
>tfw I see her getting off the cart next to mine
>tfw her stop wasn't actually up, she just changed cart to not talk to me
>>24791159
So you admit that this board exists solely as a communal bucket of tears and feels? That you'd rather sit around whining about your problems than go actually do something about them? Oh, that's right, fixing things takes more effort than just complaining about them so naturally your average robot can't be assed to make a positive change once in a while. Honestly, you're no better than women in this regard.
Everyone needs an emotional outlet sometimes. Splash around in the tears, but do not drown in them. Feel the feels, but do not be consumed by them.
Understand this, or just keep on reeeeeeeing. I can already guess which choice you're going to make.
>>24790090
>Playing vidya
>Pretend i'm streaming it for an audience
>Talk about my thoughts or strategies
>Make a few jokes
>Cry because no friends, even online
Sometimes I imagine writing for a comedy/slice of life show about a pair of seasoned hit-men and their new recruit. There's an old humorous sexual deviant, with his slightly younger and more stoic partner who ends up playing the tsukkomi but still has a sense of humor. Honestly though, they're all just exaggerated facets of my own personality.
>>24791277
>she initiates conversation
>leaves so she doesn't have to talk to you
>>24791328
why do i know this feel, anon WHY ME? ANON WHY US?!?!?
>>24787255
>implying this wasn't common in the golden days of gender segregation, degeneracy persecution and nationwide goals
You're the normal one, everyone else is the freak.
>>24791358
I have no idea, maybe I was just not interesting or forward enough.
Worst part is that I bumped into her while shopping right after. Most awkward greeting I've ever experienced.
>sit in the exact middle of lecture hall so there is a chance that a qt sits by you
>by the end of the lecture the whole hall is full except for the seats that are near yours
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
>brother organize an encounter with a girl
>spend some time with there
>end up kissing her on the cheek
>"what are you doing anon " ?
>"ahem, i won't rape you" in a captain obvious tone
>tfw
>>24790090
>playing Smash, training muh Amiibo figures
>realize I will never have a comfy Smash party with a close group of friends
>realize I'm playing a fighting party game alone against NFC toys
Similar feels happen whenever a MOBA, something like Destiny or a co-op game is the new big thing.At least Xenoblade Chronicles X doesn't have these feels
>take bus everyday
>see cute chicks
>almost fall in love every day
Life as a ugly robot is a constant reminder of what you don't have. There is actually not a moment you are not reminded of it. I don't think society is meant for people like us.
>>24791698
Ugly men and beautiful women often make beautiful children. Work hard and reap the rewards, then make a loving beautiful family.
>>24791358
The same reason one might rent/pirate a game before trying it or read the blurb of a book before buying it.
Once a potential 'friend/partner' candidate doesn't meet their arbitrary subjective criteria they're swiftly thrown into the trash.
>>24791668
> MOBA
Literally only reason to play those is to git gud and get 100k tournament shekels. They're shit games with shit and toxic playerbase.
> Xenoblade X
Fuck, I'm considering buying a WiiU just for that game. Do you like it so far?
The first one gave me so many feels.
> tfw no Melia gf
>>24791804
Yeah they're shit but they still require some social interaction to git gud. Interaction I just don't have.
>Do you like it so far?
Definitely. 9/10 game. Not as many 'feels' as you put it so far (15 hours in) but I haven't delved into the affinity quests all that much. Not sure if it's worth $300 though but if you think so get it, you'll be getting 100 hours of good shit.
>>24791863
I was thinking of getting a used WiiU premium, they go for around 100 eur, and then pirating the games. You can now pirate for WiiU, though it takes a handful of steps.
> implying I don't have the time anyway
>>24789662
>tfw no grandparents to disappoint
>>24791949
Just buy it anon. $160 isn't that much and the online component is really good for what's there (don't worry it's not like Monster Hunter or anything).
>>24790090
I know damn well all thoes feels.
>>24792025
I'm a poorfag, I have pirated every game I could since that started being possible (last consoles I bought games for were SNES and GBC), and I never play anything online.
Seriously, I get so much bang for the buck this way. Used console -> 1/4 to 1/3 the price of new one, then all the games for free. The cost per hour of entertainment is less than a cent.
> not sure if poorfag or jew feel
>>24789662
What a cunty question. Should have told your grandmother to get creamed by a thousand nigger dicks.
>no gf for 10 years
>only girl I have the guts to talk to is a lesbian friend because I know there is no possibilities
>get drunk one night with my normie friends and her
>kiss her
>fuck her
>she becomes my gf and she becomes a model
>I become a hero for making her straight and helping her becoming a model
>madly in love with her
>>24792275
Why do you think you're welcome here?
>>24792309
Because ov ego ?
>dragged to uni party across the hall from my office
>fratbros playing flipcup (faggot game by the way) on a stage at the end of the room
>hug wall and sip beer
>catch qt on stage turning around to look towards me
>she turns around a few other times that night
>eventually go back to office where a 1.75 L of rum is waiting
Surely she was just grilling the creep who was staring at her.
>talking with crush
>crush asks you who you like
>she starts naming all of her friends
>you say ok to one of them
>she goes on to think i like one of her friends
>mf after talk
>>24787331
Almost cut myself on those jaged edges, familia
>>24787882
>not caring about a girl usually gives you more chance with them anyway
this is wrong
>>24793050
she knows you like her
>catch girl starring at you from a reflection
>think that she thinks you're cute and you start imagining flirt with her and how she'll tweet about how awesome you are when she gets home
>girl talks to you
>start thinking of how worthless she is
>how she has a handful of typical woman mannerisms
>how many cocks she hopped on and indulged in hedonism
>how bland she probably is, no interest and does not have an inquisitive mind
>how bloated her ego is due to her vagina and men pandering to her
>how oblivious she is to many things because of her vagina and privilege
>cannot stop hating women
>mfw I wish I was gay
>>24793282
its too late for that now anon :'(
>>24793319
>just mentally ill tranny thoughts
Just don't even bother with them
>>24793341
i'm a guy, misposted the image
>>24793050
Same thing happened to me a while back exempt I never said it was one of her friends. She didn't find out until I told her a while later. It ended fucking terribly
>>24787255
>See cute girl
>Immediately fall in love
The struggle
>>24793319
Maybe if you stopped acting like you were better than people they'd like you more
>>24790090
>playing vidya
>imagine explaining to my gf what the game is about and what I'm doing
>have to take a break due the heavy feels of no gf
every. single. time.
>>24793418
>implying I'm better
>implying I implied I was better
>implying I want these worthless cunts to want me
Roastie detected. No logic at all in your post.
>>24787255
>She reaches to undo my belt
>Instantly ejaculate
>AAF
>>24789563
"hahah look stacey, the retard with his wranglers from earlier found me on facebook!"
>watch Orange Is The New Black
>character describes love as, "It's like coming home after a long trip. That's what love is like. It's like coming home."
>tfw the girl I like doesn't feel the same
>tfw I will never "come home" to her
>tfw I'll never have that with anyone
>tfw you mistake common human kindness for romantic interest
>>24793310
>feel superior to a girl because of her "typical woman mannerisms"
>feel superior to girl because you presumed she has "indulged in hedonism"
>assume that she has no interests and doesn't have an "inquisitive mind"
>wish you were gay because the superficial aspects appeal to you without actually understanding how being gay might affect you life
>have the audacity to look down on others because you assume they have a bloated ego
>>24793446
>acting like your arrogant post didn't blatantly imply your feelings of superiority
>call someone a roastie because they called you out on your inflated sense of importance
>being this blind to your hypocricy, pretentiousness, and arrogance
inb4 you call me a roastie and dismiss my post even though I'm a guy
>>24793463
Lucky bitch
>having Putin pour you a cup of tea
>>24793050
If you ducked out on an opportunity like that, it's time to face the fact that you have a mental illness.
All you had to say was one word. No matter how she reacted, you would have been free.
>>24793815
It sounds more like she is subconsciously hoping he doesn't like her and trying to prove it by having him name someone else. Either way though, he might get some points for being upfront.
>>24790090
>played league of legends for like 3 years
>finally quit cause I realized the game is just trash and I'm mad at it 80% of the time
>had a group of friends i played all assortment of games with at the same time as well
>they eventually start only playing league
>hate league
>just want a group of friends to play games with
>started playing wow again but I'm alone in a guild with people I barely know
>have no idea how i even made friends before in the first place
>mfw
>>24793815
yeah i was such a pussy back then
i agree, i should've just told her upfront. I've always wondered what could've been.
i guess it just wasn't meant to be. still a good life experience right?
>>24790090
>something good happens
>imagine how I will phrase it so that it will be one hilarious story to tell to my friends
>realize that I have no friends or any kind of social life
>the story remains untold forever
Holy shit, you're me.
>think of something really amusing
>go over in my mind how i'd make the joke to my compatriots
>oh yeah I don't have any
>girl talks to you
>immediately realizes that you would never to dirty things with her since you don't and will never have the know-how
Fucking normies how they do it so natturaly?
>Talking with my few aquantinces at the end of the day
>Was making some sort of joke, I don't remember
>A Stacy walked by and heard as I was saying "and I'll find a girl"
>She turns around, looks right at me, and bursts out laughing
>>24794149
Lots of practice during their younger years
>>24787394
>>24790090
>>24790134original comment goes here desu~
>>24790429
i used to write insirational stuff like this to other robotos years ago, too
god
i even cringe at my past 4channer
>>24789940
This. I agree with you.
>>24794198
>you'll never have your early years again to practice with more confidence
Now all the grown up whores are less naive about it and will not forgive lack of experience, fuck my life
>going to bed
>imagine cuddling a qt gf
>wake up
>imagine cuddling a qt gf
>get up and get dressed
>imagine qt gf on my bed
>>24790976
damn that feel...
>notice girl for first time
>never seen her before
>all of a sudden, start seeing her everywhere
>never talk to her
>>24794381
i get that feeling and i'm in a relationship too
i sleep alone most nights and every time i both go to bed and wake up thinking of nothing but my ex
>>24791612
ouch... i know that feel...
>get to class early
>large auditorium or small classroom. doesnt matter which
>sit near middle, in a strategic spot that has best chance for people to sit close to me
>class slowly fills up
>class starts
>seats around me completely empty in a 1 seat ratio, so that i can clearly tell its because nobody wants to sit next to me
>spend time in complete silence, feels really awkward
>now, i just sit in the very back
>>24787550
This is literally the best feel
>>24787255
>look over at girl
>she laughs
>immediately feel like shit
>>24793319
I get this feel with everyone, not just women. It's the worst because I have no idea what to do about it, I broke out of my lonely life and tried to act like someone normies would like, but now I'm just surrounded by people I hate and I have to put a show on for them all the time. I want to have a meaningful relationship but I can't find anyone to have one with. My only options are to return to NEET life and give up on the possibility of living a happy life or continue the way I'm going in the futile hope that someone will one day appear out of nowhere and fix everything.
Damned if I do, damned if I don't.
>>24787255
>In lab.
>Not a lot of room, all gathered around looking at a model, end up standing really close to girl.
>She's a short petite qt and friendly.
>Imagine giving her a hug right there.
>Can imagine how it would feel.
>Have to resist the urge to do this.
I am slowly developing autism the older I get.
>having a 1 to 1 conversation with a person
>acing it because you have to focus of a fucking bird of prey
>their other friends appear and say hello, this is now a 4 way conversation
>stay silent and just look at whoever is talking
Or
>in group
>they're talking about something
>they are mistaken about something
>you don't want to speak up and set things straight, surely someone else will pick up on it
>they're having a lively discussion based around a factoid
>suddenly speak up and drop the cold hard facts
>they seem almost disappointed to have been enlightened with the truth, the conversation dies and people get uncomfortable
Or
>people talking
>opportunity for a joke comes up
>decide to buckle up and contribute
>apparently your voice is near silent as nobody seems to have heard you
>they go through the motions and eventually one of the group arrive at the punch line you just said
>laughter all around
>the guy sitting closest to you gives you a look
>looking near and around qt
>we make eye contact
>she quickly breaks and goes back to what she was doing
>feel her looking at me out of the corner of my eye
>look up
>she was just facing my general direction and looking at her work
>>24795184
INTJ?blox
>walk around campus every night
>listen to music
>as I leave, I think of talking points about the album I'm listening to
>plan a whole conversation about it
>hoping someone would approach me
>no one ever does
Who /longhair/ here?
>silky locks
>feel like a grill
>nobody can question your dominance
>sick ponytails
Long hair is clearly the best choice for people of a noble stature. A true patrician has long, flowing hair. They have better things to do in life than cut their hair, things like buying new waifu pillows and watching the latest anime. Short hair BTFO
>>24795602
I agree good sir.
>>24795602
long hair here as well
it really is the patricians choice
>>24795239
I always get something different with the Myers-Briggs test, but sometimes it is INTJ, yes.
>meet girl at uni
>we talk and meet each other occasionally
>she tells me where she's from (no specific adress, only the city)
>she graduates and goes back home
>once or twice a week I get into my dads car and drive ~50 km / ~31 miles to where she told me she came from
>drive through well populated areas and hope I actually randomly find her so I can follow her home
>2-3 hours go to waste
>disappointed and drive back home
>gotta pay for the gas I waste on this stupid shit
>mfw I've been doing this for two years now
>>24795804
Come on man.
>>24795804
pls stop
this is how serial killers start out
>>24795602
Long hair is pretty neat, especially when it's thick and well maintained. But when it rains or winds it's the worst.
>>24795804
when you finally meet, she'll jump in you're arms and say "i've been waiting"
>girl smiles at me at bus stop
>smile back
>same girl smiles at me in lectures
>smile back
>smiles to me whenever she sees me
>smile back
DON'T WANT TO START CONVERSATION SHE'LL REALISE I'M A SHIT PERSON
THE CUTE SMILES ARE TOO GOOD TO LOSE NOW
>girl accidentally bumps into
>get a boner from the physical contact
>>24796528
>getting a half-chub from smelling a girl who passes by in the hallway
>>24787882
The truth. Listen to this guy. the more you put them on a pedastool the more they become out of reach. From experience.
>>24795804
Insane
>>24795804
please kill yourself, kazoku
>Girl talks to you
Nah never happens
>>24796528
>girl sits next to you
>>24794981
iktf familia, all too well
>>24791949
>you can now pirate for wiiu
wat
>see girl in hallway
>she's kinda qt, but also kinda ugly
>she's qt, but not in any traditional way
>ugly, but not horrifyingly ugly, more like interestingly ugly
>she's qt in ugly way
>tfw don't know how to feel about her
>tfw she's still kinda qt
>>24787255
from about 14 - 24 my life was absolute shit. It's a miricle that I didn't off myself. During those years a single girl said a genuinely kind word to me. I walked away and never saw her again. I didn't want to ruin it. I'm 43 now.
>>24796528
This happened to me plenty of times but here's one more pathetic
>middle school
>girl talks to me
>get a boner all of the sudden
>>24797578
I like girls like that.
Girls with a weird face but great body are fucking ace.
