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>tfw I leveled up to level 21 wizard apprentice
>tfw everyone on kikebook is posting on my wall and I'm getting texts from people
>coworkers, family, old roommates
>still no real friends with enough of a connection to want to go out with me tonight
>patiently waiting for one of my normie acquaintances to ask me if they want to go out drinking
I-it will surely happen, r-right?
when I turned 21 only 1 person out of 55 congratulated me. That's when I deleted my account
>>24786812
I have just a little over 300 friends.. am I too normie for this place?
(Not OP, by the way.)
>>24786776
I hid my birth date and I they do not have any info on my birthday
problem solved
>Work in a warehouse
>30+ coworkers givin me bantz all day
>Worked there for 8 months hardly know anybody name
>Abducted every friday night and taken to the local bar in a caravan of diesel trucks
>>24786776
You are a fucking normie if anyone other than immediate family members acknowledge your birthday, gtfo
>>24787378
>will be spending my most festive birthday alone on r9k
>only online congratulations, no real world interaction
>normie gtfo
o-okay
Soon in 9 years you too will gain power
>using kikebook
Why are you even here?
>>24787582
I spent my 37th birthday alone, only social interaction was going to the gym and it has been like this for years. birthdays are overrated.
>>24786776
LITERALLY L I T T E R A L L Y why i deactivated my facebook on my birthday when i had one
>>24788087
my nigerian, i'll be doing the same, minus the gym, on my 36th next year m8
all i want for my birthday:
>the day off
>grey goose
>weed
my sister will send me socks too since she always insists on sending me something
>>24788029
Am I at the point of no return, master? 18-20 yo virgins can pass as late bloomers, but 21 is pushing it.
>don't have a facebook
>go to uni on my birthday
>everyone in my group already seemed to know
felt good, man
>>24788192
nigga you are fine, seriously, i'm 35 and not a wizard but it's been about as long for me as you have until wizardhood
just find some 18-20 now that you can buy alcohol
>>24788192
21 is the point of no return. Sry anon, it's over.
>>24788333
I thought as much senpai. I have officially failed as a male human being.
Anyway, I'm gonna go buy some beer for the first time ever. Maybe I'll get drunk by myself tonight.
>>24786776
kikebook shit and random texts are useless, believe me.
Try to get some real friends after that you can delete your fb account even because you wont need it anymore
Also always remember its better to have 1 real friend you can talk to any time of the day and can have fun by just talking than to have 40 people you can party with
>>24788192
23 is the point of no return
>>24786838
If you even have facebook, you're a normie.
>>24786776
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN,AS THE YEARS GO BY YOUR VIRGINITY GAINS ENERGY AND ONCE THE 50TH YEAR HATH COME IT SHALL BECOME A CONCENTRATED INGOT, HOW YOU USE THIS INGOT IS UP TO YOU
>tfw no a single anon has wished me a happy birthday in this thread
>>24788776
happy birthday anon, I wish you a healthy and prosperous life
>>24788776
Just giving you the authentic robot experience.
>>24786776
you're not an apprentice until u r 25 and nobody posts on ur wall
begone
