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>"Thanks for a fun weekend Anon. I enjoy being aroun
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>"Thanks for a fun weekend Anon. I enjoy being around you so much, I still can't believe how I thought it would be awkward between us when you first asked me out. I'm kinda tired from all our walking today, would you like to lay on the bed for a while and listen to music or something? I'd really like to listen to some of the music you recommended, if you'd like to come talk or cuddle or something for a while?"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCoGkMlfz9I]
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I can't immerse myself in this fantasy because I wouldn't date a girl who spoke so much. Women should listen and do as they're told.
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>"Do you think we'll keep in touch when we move away for college Anon? I hope we do. I don't know, I just, well, I mean there's a lot I haven't told you that I wish I had. Oh I can't say it, I feel too embarrased! It's just since over this past year or so everyone has changed so much, we're all getting so much older! And, well, I just wish I'd gotten to know you more. No, I know we know each other but I mean, well, I've just had this stupid crush on you for the longest time but I've been to chicken to make it obvious to you. I really like you a lot Anon, I'm just worried how you'll react when I tell you that"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK2CcNng5Ic]
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>>24785227
this is my dream with my current virgin pure crush, she watches anime, sings and plays piano
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>tfw a woman will never talk to you like that
Just fuck my shit up senpai
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Ayy sure thing girl, lemme get out my mixtape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Q7TlcXLJ0
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>"Goodnight Anon, sweet dreams. I love you with all my heart."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtAM6I21eC8]
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These threads really make me feel like shit
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ITT: things that never happened


and never will ;....;
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>>24785408
>>24785388
Not with that attitude, you clowns. Fantasize until it becomes a reality. If it never becomes a reality then at least the daydreaming helped.
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>>24785227
>implying women talk like that
This isn't some cheesy VN, nigga
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>"I can hear the thunder already! Hey, let's open the curtains so we can watch the storm coming in. It's so cozy lying here with you when the weather's like this. I hope my dog's not scared! I always used to go sit in the closet beneath the stairwell with him, poor thing is so terrified of thunder! Are you comfortable like this? I'm sorry for lying so close to you, I guess I'm getting a little nervous too!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkGfDklqus]
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>>24785355
way to post shit tier black metal
here, i'll try to educate you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IJovmgDJPY
this is objectively better and more brutal
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music for real MEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnlBgRpT7oo
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>"Here is the Christmas list you asked me to write Anon. Yes, that's right. You've noticed that I've written the word "You" and left the rest of the paper blank. I did this so that you would feel flattered and a little emotional, and continue to perceive me as the cute, sentimental, affectionately "cheesy" kind of girl you tend to feel attracted to. Notice how I'm smiling with only one side of my lips and sort of lowering my head and raising my eyes a little coyly towards you as I await your reaction? This is to subtly indicate that I cherish being the more submissive, caring and shy figure in our relationship and that I see you as the more assertive, powerful and self-assured member. I only hope your reaction will be to look at me with a vaguely mysterious expression whose emotional source I will be unable to comprehend at first, before breaking a smile you attempt at first to suppress, before your powerful will (the one which allows you to pursue your ambitions in a confident, energetic manner which will undoubtedly result in their being achieved) is expressed towards me, overwhelming my sensitivity and shyness and appealing to my innate desire to give myself away wholly and without reserve to a man who presents himself as a trustworthy, reliable, dependable leader figure"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqk4bcnBqls]
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>>24785589
>posting album

Pleb. Also Kioku Ha Toi is their best song.
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>>24785446
People like you don't realize what it's like to have a micropenis and realize that no matter what you look like or what you do or what miracle of luck ever happens that no girl will ever stay in love with you after she sees you naked.

I could save a girl's whole family from a fire and pay her way through college and the most I would ever get for it was an awkward blowjob that I would have to go back and pretend she wasn't disgusted by just to fap to it.
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>>24785676
>People like you don't realize what it's like to have a micropenis
This is honestly the reason I don't even bother trying to find a girl
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>>24785227
wow, that sounds really pathetic, did a 14 year old come up with that? I would never say that and it sounds really boring, do boys really fantasize about such shitty little things?
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more comfy music
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>>24785633
>listening to live record with only 1 good song on it
what the fuck is wrong with you
and your song kinda sucks. I just like the SHWEE SHWEE guitar thing.
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>>24785227
>tfw a girl literally said something to this effect to me the other day

actually great
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>>24785227
your shitty meme indie ruined whole mood you btich
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Nobody talks like that desu. Shit thread.
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>>24785676
>>24785714
What the hell do you guys even mean by micropenis? Unless it's like two inches erect then it's not as bad as you think. I think you've been mentally kucked by porn.
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>>24785803
3 inches and extremely thin
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>"Thanks for visiting my family Anon. It really does mean the world to me. They've really taken to you, I can tell. My mother kept telling me how much you remind her of my dad when he was your age! Well goodnight Anon, do you still feel like taking a long walk tomorrow? I haven't been back here in so long, it would be nice to show you all the places from my childhood"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DKh0bQsE60]
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>>24785227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppYgrdJ0pWk

kill me
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>you asked me out
fuck off stacy
if you want a bf you can ask for them yourselfes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24785714
Women don't just not like you, they actually really hate you if you're small.

Like, "how dare you, you son of a bitch?"

They see you as worse than a pedophile. You could be on fire and they wouldn't care.

After so many years and so many humiliating experiences, I got so frustrated one day I started telling women to their face that the only reason they were looking me in the eye and smiling was because they didn't know I have a 3'' cock.

Some woman would act all friendly with me and I'd just say, "You'd be looking at me like I was a piece of shit on the bottom of your shoe if you knew I had a 3'' cock."

I don't know why but saying it out loud . . . Well, when you've been nothing but a born victim with zero power your whole life I guess it doesn't take much to make you feel empowered.

That was when I realized that the only choice you ever get in this life is whether you just take it or whether you take some and give some too.

I realized that I have to hurt others because otherwise it'll just be me getting hurt 100% of the time forever. At least when I hurt other people, for that moment I feel a brief respite from the otherwise constant self-loathing.
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>>24785832
So... like most penises in Japanese porn? There's your solution. Find a nice asian girl and she literally won't care. I swear, you guys are such whingers.
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>>24785546
>not Abigail Williams
Shit what are you doing
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>>24785227
w-who's this girl??
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>>24785446
It's funny how normies dont even have to try and they get experience shit like that everytime and they don't even seem to appreciate it since all they can talk about how "annoying" their gfs are
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>"Are you getting cold too Anon? The snow's gotten into my shoes, I'm beginning to shiver. Feel my hands! Oh, yours are nice and warm, that's not fair! Come on, let's go back and take a nice warm bath. Does that sound good to you? Then I can cook us something nice and warm for dinner!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp05vllAWF0]
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Sure thing

https://youtu.be/AjyyoAeHPzU
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>>24785227
great, the only bad song on that album. thanks.
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>>24785803
I can assure you that no matter what size your dick is, when you've been about to have sex several times and you've never had sex because as soon as a girl sees your penis it becomes obvious to all concerned that sex is now out of the question . . . you have a micropenis.

I actually begged girls just to let me eat them out, nothing more, and they would look at me like I had asked them to let my dog eat them out while I film it.

You want to know what desperation is? Desperation is when a girl is leaving and you cry and tell her about all the other girls who did the same thing and you beg her to have pity on you.

Basically, whenever I hear anybody say anything to the effect of women being anything else besides fucking soulless demons, I know that that person is only saying that because he has a normal-sized cock or above.

If you had a small penis you'd realize that women are pure callous cruelty incarnate.
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>>24785608
a pretty good one, familia.
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REEEEEEE LEAVE ME ALONE DAD I'M NOT FALLING FOR THE HOOKER TRICK AGAIN
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Calm down you horny bitch. I'm MGTOW. Get it from someone else.
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>>24785480

>Mazzy Star

was not prepared for this nostalgia
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When was the last time you were in this sort of situation with a girl /r9k/?
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I live my life carrying an illusion with me. That im a happy well adjusted person. Well im not. I slurp down drugs to fill the hole in my soul and im depressed and bitter on the inside. Ive never had sex before but you wouldnt know it by meeting me. Every day I wonder if I should even keep trying, but i have to you know? i cant just give the finger to my family. So the hatred, the frustration, it builds and it builds until it bursts and i drink more booze or whatever.

I guess my point is, if i had a girl who loved me, and i loved her back, i would be so happy for once in my life. It would give ME a reason for wanting me alive, not just my family. But ill never have it.

Feminism and modern marxism have ruined it for me and millions of other young me . Society and civilization and will pay the price for that i. The long run, I feel. Im currently in AA so that bars me from the party scene pretty much, so yea. End blog post.
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>>24786284
Fucked up the jpg. Posting from apple's latest and greatest buttplug
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>>24785227
>>24785320
>>24785480
>>24785608
>>24785833
>>24785966

>stupid fucking robot I'll kill you in your sleep you cunt
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>>24786284
>drinks alcohol

You're a normie.
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>>24786015
>cruelty incarnate
Yes its trye unfortunately. Women have the amazing ability to have quite an effect on men, but without the moral fortitiude to use it properly. Its a goddamn shame. Ive really just started to disregard women completely. Its simply a matter of thinking. I want them, but they dont want me, so i remove the thought completely. This is however, against human nature, and as more men use this tactic and see these pieces of shits and general useless human beings getting all the women, the boiling point will rise ever higher. All this could have been prevented by keeping women from the voting booths and men as the breadwinners. Its too late now of course. I give it 10 years tops before a global happening. I have never seen this amount of unhappiness and hopelessness among young men in my entire life.
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>>24786186
that sincerely looks like she's his mother
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>>24786432
Nice projection.

freudblox
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>>24786315
Not anymore. Im in fucking AA. I cant even go out to dives anymore. I just smoke weed and drop acid now. Its...nice. But even if I am on the verge of normiehood, Im still fucking miserable.
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That'll never happen to me OP.
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>>24786479
>takes drugs

You're a normie.
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My belief cannot be suspended for the notion that a girl would not only like me, but like me to the extent where she acts like she's a badly written character in a romance flick.

>>24785546
>Immortal
>shit tier black metal
Bitch, "Damned in Black" is one of the most kickass songs in the whole fucking genre.
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>>24786501
Suck my dick, johnson, and penis, in that order, please.
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>>24785296
Based anon telling it how it is
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