You guys realise your life will never improve until you leave /r9k/, right?
I was just like you guys, I sat on /r9k/ every day from 16 till 18, and at 18 I was a kissless virgin who no girl had ever even been interested in. I decided I had to leave /r9k/, and within a year I'd found myself a cute 8/10 kv girlfriend who's madly in love with me.
Sitting on this board just makes you depressed, angry and bitter, which women can sense. Leave now, and never come back. Even now that I've returned, this place is making me angry and bitter again.
>>24785116
>mfw cant leave
>>24785116
>Sitting on this board just makes you depressed, angry and bitter, which women can sense
Then why do they still give me attention?
>cheezbuger pic
No you can just leave f.a.m.
>>24785116
Than what the fuck are you doing here, right now ?
It's bait, you foolish fools.
>>24785116
>18 yr old
>"omg guise all you have to do is get off r9k and Bee yourself"
Reddit newfag detected
>>24785116
>from 16 till 18
wow, you must be pretty wise with your lifetime of experience
>Implying
I haven't been with any less girls since I started coming here.
>16-18
>I was just like you guys
No you weren't. The majority of guys at that age range are virgins. That and the fact that you found a girlfriend at age 18 or 19 proves that you were always a normie. There are people here who are in their 30s and have never even held a girl's hand and probably never will.
>Sitting on this board just makes you depressed, angry and bitter, which women can sense.
You're putting the cart before the horse. Besides, most people here are way beyond pursuing women at this point.
>>24785335
>>24785339
I was a kissless virgin until 19, who no girl had ever been interested in. Yeah, totally normal. You guys are fucking stupid.
>>24785431
I wasn't a normie. I used the information I learnt on /r9k/ to get a girlfriend. Without /r9k/ I'd be single.
>>24785116
It's true. I have been in this board since 2008. Left when the board got deleted. My life improved a lot.
Then again everything out there is BORING as fuck. Only 4chan gets my sense of humor.
What's the point of being "better" if you're not allowed to have fun?
4chan may destroy social lives but it is much more entertaining than them.
>>24785431
>There are people here who are in their 30s and have never even held a girl's hand and probably never will.
I'm 31 and in that situation. Laughable to have some teen telling you how he was just in the very same position.
Leave and do what? I have no friends and I already work out and have a job (which I have no friends at). Honestly, if I got rid of r9k/4chan, I'd probably just watch TV or something instead.
>>24785464
Nah fuck you you're just a late bloomer.
>Implying we don't know that
These threads are so pointless.
>>24785116
You simpletons keep making the same old garbage threads about femanons, tfwnogf, alphas, kekoldry, faggotry of all kinds, etc. etc. The list goes on and on... Seriously, what the fuck. Do you think this is how men of the past spent their time? FESTERING in their perverse addiction to porn, wallowing in their insane urge to have sex? Constantly scrolling through pictures of dicks of other men, women whose looks will fade in a decade's time, being spurred to masturbate OVER AND OVER AGAIN and crying about not being able to have sex?
No, this is wrong. I made this post to show you how debased, how degenerated you dogs have become. You will carry out an existence that will end in regret, shame, and longing for a life that was always there, a life that you simply refused to participate in because you were too busy making posts on this utterly FILTHY website.
You realize this has become pathological right? Look at the illness on this board.
If you don't start paying attention to what I'm saying, the rest of your days will be filled with misery, discontent, and masturbation. You WILL regret the time wasted here. And you WILL resist death because you haven't done shit in this life.
Wake the fuck up. Seriously. Don't ignore what I'm saying for another fucking frog thread. See the logic in what I'm saying and wake. The. Fuck. Up.
I used to be like you. Then I got tired of merely existing. Many of you are beyond saving. I'm talking to the men who still have that godspark in them. Dust yourself off and move on. Look into self-improvement, control your impulses, stop fucking masturbating, stop giving in to negative emotions. We can do this. Wake up.
>>24785116
I am 26. And damn, I just came here.
but /r9k/ has such a great thing about it, people here aren't so judgmental. Aside from the trolls. People here aren't obsessed with money or social status. I love this place.
>>24785116
>Implying
I was bitter and hated everyone before I found /r9k/. Now I got my first gf from /r9k/ and escaped NEET life after six years since getting out of high school.
>>24785551
kekoldry is the only sex you will experience if you get a gf
>>24785551
>wake up from your own delusions and improve your life!
>implying life is worth living
>implying all people aren't somehow lost in their own delusion of their importance to the world
I really, really wish people under thew age of at least 22 would fuck right off.
You're effectively children. You have no fucking idea about anything
>>24785431
>25
>tfw in hs only a few girls two years older teased me
>CC at 21
>meet woman from Peru, 20 years older
>she was affectionate but would avoid me if I tried touching her back
>tfw I've LITERALLY only received compliments or affection from older women
>tfw I've developed a fetish for older women and younger women can be sexy, but I just know they want some 6' tall beast with money falling out of his polo shorts
This is hell right this is just a nightmare I CAN'T WAKE UP
>>24785628
>people here aren't obsessed with social status
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEE
>>24785551
is your manic state over now? yeah, so shut up and get back to the line.
Yep, you lost your virginity at 19. Definitely sounds like one of us.
>>24785679
disagree strongly, 29 year old here and i cant hold down a job have trouble being in school cus focus and akwardness, lots of people under 22 have both those skills down and are living good lives right now :(
You cant leave /r9k/... you cant leave 4chan in general. Remember you're here forever...
>>24785551
This refrigerated pasta.
>>24785693
Yea but older women are usually tired of their marriage and just want to get some excitement. They will ditch you as soon as they feel satisfied. Meanwhile receiving some semblance of affection was the only thing that held back your feeling is repulsion for fucking some other guy's old and used wife.
>leave r9k
>do nothing except fap and watch anime more
>feels good having more time but all I do is stay inside anyway
>eventually go back to shitposting because at least it relieves the boredom sightly
>>24785780
I am feeling with you, anon.
Thank you for defending my honor.
>>24785780
the likelihood that there are 22 year olds with their shit together currently browsing r9k, however...
Why would I want to leave, woman hate threads are all that keep me from wanting a gf, it's like a shield that keeps me from getting cvcked.
>>24785925
And young women will drop you for Chad after pumping your wallet dry and starving you for sex.
I'd rather have someone for a few days, as long as it was honest. Older women know they're past their best-by date so put in a lot more effort. They also get more enjoyment out of pleasing men.
I'm addicted and I don't have the will power to fight it. That's why I hate myself.
>>24785464
>I used the information I learnt on /r9k/ to get a girlfriend
This is interesting. It was /r9k/ that taught me how to make friends and talk to girls, too.
>>24786596
Yeah, it's useful. I had no idea it worked so well until a week ago my girlfriend called me an alpha. I don't even know how she learnt the terms alpha and beta, probably from Facebook.
>>24785116
Yeah, robots. Just go outside and be yourself.
>>24785116
>not visiting /r9k/ to feel better about yourself because at least you're not as pathetic as these faggots
>not visiting /r9k/ to shitpost, merely pretending to be a virgin NEET
I was a failure of a human being before /r9k/, and I'll still be a failure of a human being after it. Fuck off normalfag
>>24785679
This. This so much. Underage faggots think they can give advise about overcoming struggles when they still have safety nets.
>>24785679
And people in their 30s will say that retards in their mid to late 20s don't know shit.
>>24785116
I left /r9k/ because the average age dropped by about 6 years in 2014.
This board is now what you get if you mash /b/, /soc/ and /pol/ together.
>just leave /r9k/ and you'll magically get a gf right then and there
wow thanks OP who knew it was this easy?
>>24786922
It's true. Until you're over the hill you have no valuable advice to impart.
>>24786980
That happened 4chan-wide from 2014 to 2015. It was that god damned gaymercancer. It chased everyone older than 15 off the site except for a tiny few.
>be 35yo kv basement dweller
>decide it is enough
>picked up cycling, get into shape
>gain self-confidence, got a job
>meet a thicker girl at work
>all my co-workers say she has the hots for me
>I am completely oblivious
>she asks me to go shopping with me
>end of day she jumps on me and kisses me
>I get startled and manage to bite her on the lips
>no more kv, just virgin
>I invite her out on a date a week later for her bday
>no more biting this time, she says I am a really good kisser
>keep making out with her for two hours
>asks what was up with me last time, tell her she scared me
Well, we fucked since. Twice. I came way too fast both times (~2 minutes), but all the kissing and making out made up for it. Sexual intercourse is overrated.
>tfw OP is a massive faggot
Browsing this board makes no one depressed, angry, or bitter. Those who browse this board have felt these emotions beforehand.
How would leaving /r9k/ be beneficial in the slightest. Anons come here to express themselves so that others can relate and feel some sort of comfort because we're fucking anonymous. Do you really think I would want to convey any of my innermost thoughts or feelings to anyone I know, or anyone in person? Of course not. It helps no one, and it most certainly doesn't help myself. It's a pointless act, and it will be that way. Some anons, if not most, that browse this board don't even have people in their lives to convey their thoughts to.
I'm glad you found someone who has affection for you. A women counterpart is very special and fulfilling for most, which explains the abundance of such topic from depressed anons on this board. But with what purpose do I have pursuing a women? I have no sexual or romantic desire for anything or anyone in this world. there have been times in my life where I have become comfortable with women as they have instigated my emotions. Those feelings where short lived, and ultimately false. In the end, things never advance and they move on to acquire happy relationships. And what happens when I do finally decide to let my emotions dictate what I do, in hopes that a girl I find cute and interesting will acknowledge how I feel and I will obtain such success as you have? Rejection.
To hell with my emotions. I am simply not made to feel love for another. I roam this earth alone, not in loneliness. And I must accept this concept, as it is the only option. The only happiness I will ever find in relationships is the fact that people are happy with each other, not me. Making others happy is very reassuring, and I strive to do it. I feel as if my sanity is plummeting as the days go by, but at least I can try to enlighten those around me so they do not enter the same state.
