>>24784396
>says no one ever to me

>>24784396
You go get her and bring her here, I'll knock her out.

I don't want to spend $15 for one drink.

>>24784396
>hey anon, why don't you get off the computer for a while and we'll go out and meet some girls?

While I get ignored and you get the girls? No thanks.

>tfw no super nice Chad best friend to mentor me

If only I had a Chad friend that was nice to me

Actually having a chad friend is nice,helped me to make out with some chick in a bar when i was KV at 22,and also he explain me how he manage to get girls at parties

>>24785675
>>24785825
The only reason they are nice is because they don't see you as a competitor.

>>24785650
This.

>Ha-ha, funny anon. By the way, where did your friend Chad go?

Never again.

>have Chad friend
>he stole this girl that my friend has been crushing on for years
>seems like the nicest guy in the world when sober
>starts drinking and he screams at the aforementioned girl that my friend crushes on
>the cops were called last time and she had to get them to leave without pressing charges, luckily he hasn't hit her (at least in front of me)
>still always seems like a nice enough guy when sober

I think Chads are just able to pretend they're not constantly pissed off better than Robots. Then you give them alcohol and they explode

Because I don't look like you, you fucking faggot.

>>24784396
>guy standing in gym
>no arms
>barley any chest
>caveman brow
>skull face

"No thanks bruh, I think I"ll hit the bench again before I go home."

>>24786236
>barley
*barely

>>24786236
Sure bro just rep out those benches while he enjoys your crush.

>>24786307
If I"m throwing up some reps instead of going out, my crush is myself, and I am beautiful.