We don't have it on easy mode. Lots of girls don't have any male interest whatsoever. My social life amounts to visiting this board. My sex life amounts to humping the pillow or bed post
I've seen some of you guys post pics here and none of you are as ugly as you think. I would take one of you in a heartbeat and treat him great. Especially if you would be as good to me as you say you would your gf's.
I will admit I'm fat. No since in disguising it as BBW. I'm just a fat girl. I've tried to lose weight multiple times and I always fail.
So just remember not all of us are vapid bitches. I would meet one of you all today if you were nearby.
Why don't you just go on tinder and choose a tall handsome guy?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/xojane-/im-fat-and-have-sex-with-hot-strangers_b_8451530.html
>>24784196
good for the whore
I want something substantial. someone to come watch spirited away with me.
Your problem is that you are picky. A man is either too short, too bald, too old, too anything. Even if he is on the womans level.
I'll admit I've seen some girls that I know for a fact aren't on ez mode.
>face covered in acne
>obese
>black girls
All you have to do is lose weight, though. Stop wallowing in self pity and start exercising.
If it makes you feel any better, I'd most likely have sex with you if you had some incredibly nasty fetishes.
At least you deserve it. Some of us were just born small or awkward and there is nothing we can do about it. Meanwhile you could just lose weight with the proper motivation and get laid every week.
Post a pic, OP. You have nothing to lose except what little self esteem you have.
Post contact info or b&
>>24784172
Thats true. Girls can be robots too.
>>24784222
Not true. I even think Eggman has some cute qualities. If a guy is cool and is actually nice to me, I would make him a king.
>>24784226
Sorry,I'm pretty normal there.
>>24784232
I've tried to lose weight. I just suck at it. I should go to /fit/ i know. But they would rip me.
I know /r9k/ is pretty mean too, but for some reason I handle it better here. Maybe I related more to people that feel like they are outcasts as well.
One thing about being fat is I can cook. I would take care of you.
>>24784172
shut the fuck up. my 4/10 gf who is like 35 pounds overweight gets male attention from me and other men at her shitty wageslave job. you get all sorts of attention, you're just fucking lying for sympathy.
I can never take threads like this seriously because they are simply full of lies.
This is simple; create a Tinder profile or OKCupid; wait for a few hours and check in again. I 100% guarantee you there will be matches in the double digits.
Simple. The reason any woman is alone is high standards period. You are fat as fuck, there are fat as fuck guys out there who would willingly have you, but your reject them. This is all thats happening here.
You need to accept that you aren't going to a hot guy.
>>24784215
>Stop liking Pleb Tier Anime and maybe you'll find someone
>>24784269
> One thing about being fat is I can cook. I would take care of you.
Nah, I'll just do grubhub with the thin chick. Thanks, though.
>you are on r9k and post
>the bedpost makes her roast
>>24784215
sa is best miyazaki movie, just thought I'd mention that
>>24784172
>I will admit I'm fat
Well then I'm out of your league baka desu. I don't have any sympathy for fatties
>>24784269
Who are you trying to fool? You have a list of demands on a guy. Not necessarily money, it could be height. Him not being too fat and so on. Fembots are just picky.
No wonder all you guys on here complain about being lonely
One time you hear a girl can have it bad too and you go be cunts.
>>24784215
Plenty of weebs on tinder/okcupid that want something serious. Don't cry that you can't get anyone without trying.
>>24784225
There isn't a girl on this planet who isn't on ez mode. I've seen downs syndrome girls friendzoning, downsyndrome guys and going out with more attractive guys, I've seen conjoined twins getting married, morbidly obese women with personal trainer boyfriends, I've see the worlds ugliest woman sitting in a restuarant with her boyfriend.
Seen it all.
>>24784232
>born small or awkward and there is nothing we can do about it
Uh, yes there is. You can't grow height but you can grow confidence. Same for being awkward.
>>24784335
she could get dick if she put on makeup and brushed her hair. We can't get pussy without rewiring our brains and other life altering slef-improvements.
Alright anon OP, i'll bite. Where do you live?
>>24784259
At the expense of coming off as an attention whore? i can see the posts now. She is just seeking attention and guys to boost her self esteem.
That is not my goal. Just wanted to tell you there are plenty of girls that would have you. Just dont be so negative.
Also dont put us on a pedestal. Girls are shitty, but I think humans are in general. If you put someone above you, they will act above you.
Some bitch broke my brothers heart last year and he is just now coming to a sense of normalcy. I hate that bitch, but in a way he kinda allowed it to happen. Dont let girls do you that way.
>>24784268
thanks
>>24784273
has a gf. gtfo normie
>>24784274
i could probably get laid. but i want a bf.
>>24784283
ayy lmao
>>24784308
this is what i get a lot
>>24784317
not really. i just want someone nice to hang out with. no hard drugs or anything is my only request.
>>24784215
>tfw I cried when Chihiro cried
Bullshit, roastie. If you'd take most of the guys that post here than you'd be spoilt for choice no matter where you study or work.
>>24784172
>I've tried to lose weight multiple times and I always fail.
Try harder then
>>24784362
>you can grow confidence
There are two ways to do that. One is "fake it till you make it" which fails 99.9% of the time, and there's trying to go and talking to girls/normies, which can work but it usually leads to tragedy. It's much harder than fixing your diet and doing some exercise.
>>24784378
>I could probably get laid
Some girls are lonely too my ass.
>>24784378
Then go on fucking tinder and pick a guy.
>>24784400
well i cant date all of them so I'm not sure what your getting at.
but i would love to date one of them that could actually appreciate a good committed girl.
>>24784406
I know anon
>>24784389
:(
>>24784426
getting laid doesnt make one happy. I want someone to watch movies with. Go out with. Snuggle with. Make food for. Rub his back etc.
>>24784378
are you ok with internet friends or are you looking just offline?
>>24784269
Go to /fit/ read the sticky, if you cant motivate yourself you are hopeless. And by hopeless i mean i every aspect of your life. Who wants to hire someone who can't get shit done unless it's easy?
>>24784449
so where you at gurl?
>>24784269
>"Eggman has some cute qualities"
Name them?
>>24784449
Post face, cunt, kik, and state. Otherwise dont bitch about 'omg u guys r so hypocritikallll xddd'
>We don't have it on easy mode.
Yeah ok
>>24784449
prove you're a gril
>>24784449
I'm saying if your standards are that modest then you should have very little trouble finding a nice boyfriend, especially if you're not ugly. I refuse to believe there aren't viable options for you.
>>24784523
Where's your face, cock, kik, and state buddy? Bubba and I need a new gimp.
>>24784450
I want someone to actually be with offline.
>>24784488
southeast US
>>24784495
for one thing, hes an actual nice guy. looks arent everything. and he is not as ugly as you all make him out to be. he purposely takes bad photos I think. Or maybe he sucks with a camera.
>>24784523
I didn't say hpocritkal
>>24784548
>southeast US
Damn I am out. Sweden here.
>>24784225
No such thing. I had a fat, mixed race girl with shitty hair, a weird droopy eye, and crusty acne tell me straight up that I could buy her dinner or gifts or whatever and that was fine, but we were not going to have any physical interaction and I was not allowed to tell anyone that we were dating, because we aren't.
I'm surprised she didn't just want to give me receipts from when she went out with her friends and ask for reimbursement.
>>24784539
I believe some games have a "very easy mode" option nowadays. That's how easy roastie has it.
What's your difficulty r9k?
>>24784548
You can't purposely take bad photos just by not using angles, without using angles you can still look decent providing your face is decent. DESU I think he's worse looking than we make him out to be. But I will agree that personality comes first.
>I will admit I'm fat
Stopped reading. Kill yourself.
>>24784604
Fucking phone corrects "DESU" to "DESU"
>>24784577
I think you're hot. Wanna fuck?
>>24784593
Nightmare, maybe even below nightmare.
>>24784577
Damn bitch you a blob
>>24784646
>>24784632
op here
i didnt post that
but thats not far off
>>24784577
A bit too much but hey chubby I guess. You know what the funny thing is. I think everyone here would have wanted to see your face instead of your boobs. Anyways, cute.
>>24784577
Why are women so fat these days? All the women in my office look like this or worse. Why can't you all just stop eating?
I mean look at that waist/stomach area?
If you look like that now at such a young age your physical prime, what will you look like older?
>>24784661
>I think everyone here would have wanted to see your face instead of your boobs
this
Curious to find out what music people here think I listen to just by looking at me.
someone on tinder just tried to call me ugly today
>>24784683
Gregorian chants
Fuck off roastie
>>24784683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6j4f8cHBIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs
>>24784672
>>24784661
That is not me
I wasnt gonna post a pic but since someone is trying to pretend to be me, I'll post a real one
>>24784172
>Especially if you would be as good to me as you say you would your gf's.
That's the kicker. This doesn't happen.
>>24784710
Cannot be unseen
>>24784683
Why the fuck are you posting on /r9k/? someone like you could easily get a 10/10 Chad.
>>24784724
I'm only interested in dating the type of guys who come here to be honest. I like quiet guys with strong principles.
>>24784710
>Vile.
Yep sorry fatty. I won't be your bf.
I'm tired of woman hating autists, and I think/hope only very few think women can sustain a life just from presents (obviosly you see women working at macdonalds too). And then sure, hardly anybody is really happy and many want to be rich and famouse, there are may rich and famous depressed people too. Anybody will believe you that you feel bad enough to post that crying wojak. But this board is about socially crippled men who can't talk and no girl would choose to be touched by them over their other options. You're not in this situation - maybe yilou tell yourself you need a gf but its actually true that you could meeting two differe t guys over tinder next week and go to the cinema with them and ask them if they like digs. Your barrier to do this is lower. You can have people smile and you and try to charm you - yes, even if they only want a blowjob from you in the end - people want to trade some interaction with you, you have value. Robots are avoided.
>>24784683
0/10, I've seen that picture years ago.
>>24784172
If you weren't fat would you have the same attitude?I think we already know the answer to that don't we
>I've tried to lose weight multiple times and I always fail.
Why do you fail?
>>24784738 need bf, I mean
>>24784749
if you were a chad would you be here?
>>24784683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAzzv6Ks9nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU
You look like you give good head? What dat mouf do?
>>24784710
You look soooooooo cuddly. I've cuddled one fat girl in my lifetime and it was an experience to remember and cherish
I am in australia looking for gf.
Why are aussie women so picky r9k?
>>24784215
Then lose some weight, fatty.
No one wants to marry some lardass.
My girlfriend is trying to sell me the same story, on how women and men have it equally as hard when it comes to dating.
Basically she had a dozen guys ask her out(she's only 17), but she never liked any of them so she rejected them. I few girls liked me, two including her, acutally asked me out, but she still insists that it's equally hard for us both.
So you have a similiar story?
>>24784269
Personally I don't think coddeling will help you lose weight. It might suck in the short run but would motivate you enough to actually lose weight if someone called you fat and to go run.
>>24784763
Chad is an attitude, I have been complimented for my looks many times. So, if by chad you mean attractive, then yes because here I am
>>24784733
>I'm only interested in dating the type of guys who come here to be honest.
Fuck off
>>24784172
>fat
lol fuck off. Girls do not get skinnier when you start dating them, other way around.
Keep being lonely. This is the only bored with substantial femanon population ironically.
I wish my gf was more like you. She keeps sending me sexual texts, but then when I want to have sex she's acts like that's all I want her for and says she doesn't feel like it. She never wants to please me unless she wants me to put it in her pussy.
Some days she's cuddly and others she never touches me. And she'll go away for days at a time because her family situation is a wreck but she still has to be involved with it.
>>24784817
You're getting keked lad
>>24784778
Thanks teehee *glomps you* you're so sweet anon it's amazing you don't have a gf :3
>>24784635
Dark Souls Depths...
Into the abyss!
>>24784539
l>iteral 1/10 with a 4/10
>>24784548
he's literal attention whoring trash, he has no good qualities just a loser who tried to get e-fame and paid for it by being framed for murder.
>>24784683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU39gpBHMK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6PcFFUm5I
I have no idea
>>24784547
There ya go bud. Wanna sit on it?
>>24784225
nah even ugly girls have it easier then average guys
>>24784539
Lol none of you sheep repeating your "easy mode" excuse of "wah im ugly thats where my problems stem from and not my ugly personality" memes are really annoying and not funny but famn tfw this girl gets a bf and i cant even get an inbox from my fucking best friend who apparently likes me (I ama horrible person)
>>24784172
Don't fall for this roastie
I dated a fat girl from r9k
Saved that bitch's life more than once
Sent her hundreds of dollars and I'm just a broke student faggot
She left me the moment she got a job
I still see her snapstories of her and all her Chad and Stacie's and she acts like I don't exist.
Fuck you and fuck women
Why do females even feel the need to post on /r9k/? you girls can literally get any guy you wanted just because you have a vagina.
FEMALES CANNOT BE ROBOTS
>>24784172
What's your opinion on shy guys, OP? I'm saying this because if you like the look of the people that post on this board, a lot of them are too shy to make the first move. If you could tell a guy liked you but was too shy to move, would you take initiative?
>>24784832
I know for a fact I'm not, but it feels like it sometimes. So etimes I almost feel like kekking her, since she doesn't do a good job of keeping me satisfied.
>>24784172
Where do you live? I'll help you lose weight just to prove that you will desert me asap.
>>24784940
it's not about sex anon
i want more
yes i will admit its probably easier for me to get laid. but what does that mean the next day? nothing.
i want to love and be loved and chad or no chad, men dont wanna lay down next to someone of my size.
you all claim you would but would you really? Be honest, would you actually date soeone like me?
>>24784724
>hey I am from reddit I only come here to spew memes LEL RREEE NORMIES XD
fuck off retarded faggot
>>24784269
>I should go to /fit/
Pic related
>>24784982
Yes, certainly fucking yes. Why do you think people post "TFW no belly GF" multiple times a day?
>>24784593
>tfw non-white manlets aren't even on the difficulty slider
NIGHTMARE NG+++++++++
>>24784982
Is that a pic of you?
You could still get guys paying to fly you all over the world just because you have a vagina.
Fuck off, slut
>>24784982
Can I get a genuine answer to this?
Why do you eat so much and why do women of your size refuse to work out?
>>24785020
Where are my /belly gf/ lads at?
>>24784982
>Be honest, would you actually date soeone like me?
I would date anyone or anything.
>>24784660
Oh, ok. I'd still like to fuck you, if you're interested.
>>24785029
Yes
As far as Tinder goes, I did get a few replies but they all wanted sex. As soon as I put only here for relationships, I have not received one match.
>>24785030
depressed I guess? then I cant lose which gets me more depressing.
>>24785035
I have a belly gf, it's pretty legit
>>24784982
Depends. If you wash up well and have solid head game, you've got points with me. Haven't harpooned a land-whale your size but have prodded and dated one chub. Personality comes into account after head game, in which you need a love for the arts to some extent, and aren't ear-bleeding obnoxious.
>>24784982
That belly though. Tell me, are you willing to be big spoon? If so you're a winner.
>>24784982
>Be honest, would you actually date soeone like me?
No, I wouldn't.
But you have potential since you have a vagina and pretty big boobs. All you have to do is stop stuffing your face with McDonalds and KFC and just eat healthy/exercise for a few months.
There are men here who will never be attractive to the opposite sex.
>>24784577
Lol fat bitch
You can't hide
Here's the pic, br3h's
Show your face not your fucking belly.
The robots that think men can only be lonely are delusional, this coming from a man.
I've met a few girls who were pretty as fuk but had /r9k/ personalities and thus never had any boyfriends. Why? Simply put they didn't know how to show affection. They couldn't hold a conversation with someone they liked and if things got intimate they had no idea what to do.
>>24785056
Just go to feabie, it's an app for people who like fatties.
Or go to a >tfw no belly gf thread
>>24784710
women are the scum of the earth. this bitch will leave you for chad if she loses weight. go fuck yourself cunt you will be fucking bad boys if you were skinny.
>>24784710
Where do you live?
Preemptive blox
>>24785056
This thread has become a /soc/ chubby girls thread
why do woman post stuff like that ? Dont they get enough attention already... or are they delusional enough to believe their own bullshit
>>24785126
People still wanted them around and wanted to converse with them.
I literally haven't spoken a word to anyone in 4 months, and I'm not even NEET.
Pretty sure I'm gonna forget how to speak.
These "le femboots" are just bitches, they're not actually lonely
>>24784982
I was dating/going out with fat/chubby "lonely" girls twice and both dumped me soon. They probably got bored.
>>24785146
They're delusional
>>24784449
>I know Anon
Do you? These personal struggles should create a sense of discipline in you, a will to change. Don't give up so easily, go to the gym, and improve your life.
/fit/ out
*drops mic*
>>24785209
>/fit/ out
>*drops mic*
Go suck a dick, you gigantic faggot.
No one wants you here
>>24785157
You say your not NEET so what do you do every day?
>>24784222
>your problem is that you are picky.
How is this not also robots' problem?
>A man is either too short, too bald, too old, too anything.
I'm white. And when I read a white mans profile, the uglier they are the more shit they've got under their belt (master's degree in law traveled around the world speak 2 languages love lotr can you guess what these song based crypto means? XD) so basically he's still out of my league. And finding complete losers is not easy.
>Even if he is on the womans level.
I'm quite sure robots don't even know what their own "level" is. I'm not saying date a fat girl. Because anybody that is fat is automatically disgusting trash and below everyone else. But can you really assess your looks properly and equate them to someone else's? Do you know what the female equivalent of yourself is and can you date it? Those answers are probably no.
>>24785351
>your problem is that you are picky
As a male robot, I'll admit that is also my problem. I've had 2-3 undesirables throw themselfs at me and I refused it.
Self esteem also did me in as I've 2 hot chicks throw themselfs at me and I never made a move.
>>24785295
I'm a full-time chemistry major.
>tfw no one ever wants to be my lab partner
>never invited anywhere
>roommates don't even talk to me
>order food online and don't even speak to grocery faggots
>doctor literally just shoves new prescription papers in my face, doesn't even wait for my input
And a part time wageslave.
>tfw they make me work in the back putting dishes in the washer
>stocking
>not even my boss or coworkers have heard my voice
And no one ever calls me, so I don't talk on the phone.
If I didn't talk to myself or freestyle at home, I'm pretty sure I'd become a mute
My cat was the only one who talked to me and I talked to her.
But she died on Wednesday night and I have no one, so I'm just gonna kill myself probs on xmas
>>24785472
Why do you feel no-one wants to be your lab partner? Do you ask them to be and they are reluctant? Are you outgoing or are you shy?
Your roommates never speak to you? What year are you? Are they normally social and just exclude you?
I'm sorry about your cat, but please don't off yourself.
>>24784172
The only excuses "fembots" could have for being legit forever alone is if their autistic as fuck, a hamplanet, or has some sort of birth defect like completely malformed body parts. Two of three of those are a non-issue, because >that awkward girls is so cute! or by not being a fatass. You have zero excuses cunt.
>>24785552
Everyone lived on campus for freshman year, but I didn't. So they all got big support groups and friends in the same classes. I lived off campus, so I met no one and I was sick in/out of hospital a lot.
No, I don't ask them, and they don't ask me. I'm ok with it, though. I'm a shy person and I've never really had friends.
My roommates are social, but only with each other. They don't really spend a lot of time at home, cus they all have tons of friends and bf/gf to go visit and family to see on weekends. We might nod at each other every now and then, but that's it. They were all friends from high school, and I'm just a random that they picked up off a Facebook housing group.
Thanks, anon. She was only 3.5 months old.
I did talk to the vet the day it happened. I also cried for 2 days straight. Buried her in this quiet little forest by some big trees and a cool little pond.
Fuck, just thinking about her is making me cry again.
Pic is her
>>24785629
so which one are you?
>>24784172
>131 post
>no one asked if op was a Virgin or a used up rostie
Where are you from OP? Yes I will date you if you are close to me.
>>24785692
>snapchat image
Reeee
>>24785779
I use Snapchat to follow my favorite artists daily life. It's amusing. And the Snapchat camera is better than my phone's camera for some reason, so I save pics off of it.
>tfw your only contact is the Snapchat Team
I have Facebook cus we have group projects sometimes that have to be organized and we send files and shit to each other.
No profile picture or anything. Only friend is my brother, cus Facebook kept trying to delete my account if it had no friends.
>>24784577
>>24785094
>chubby
You are part of the reason why I can't find actual chubby porn.
Your are obese. FAT. Want to lose weight? Visit /fit/ and eat LESS, not different, just LESS.
>>24784215
>I want Chad Animedick
>>24784683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CjEH6eNqNY
>girls can be robots
Hello reddit my old friend
You've come to shitpost here again
Also, lose weight you fucking idiot. I have no respect for fatties. It's so easy to not be fat.
>>24785056
Fuck you're gross.
hey OP, try not to let all these negative nancies get you down. you sound like a nice person
>>24784362
>You can't grow height but you can grow confidence
Dude, this whole "be confident" bullshit rhetoric needs to stop, you can be as confident as you want but if you look like the fucking hunchback of notre dame you aren't getting laid (not with anyone beautiful that is), its guys like you who perpetuate this BS that give men false hope which leads to them being depressed and suicidal (glad I used common sense and reasoning else I'd have fallen for than nonsense too), In fact just look at elliot rodger, that guy was over confident, handsome and he had money, it didn't do shit.
fat girls are gross and should not be breed with. No use in passing on your useless fat genetics
>>24786266
>fat genetics
MUH GENETIX
shut the fuck up
>>24784172
>B-but what about the girls?!
fuck off
>>24786266
It's not genes it's that they pass down fat meme. And I mean the actual definition of meme.
Lose weight. Holy shit. It isn't that hard, just eat less. I'm 6'0" and went from 185 to 160 in a few months just by not eating so damn much. I'm too disgusted by fat people to be in a relationship beyond friends with them. Do yourself a favor. I don't have huge physical standards besides don't be fat.
got skype
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
i like fat girls give me your skype ill be your bf
>>24784172
>I've tried to lose weight multiple times and I always fail.
The biggest Red Flag.
>>24784215
You want a Chad with glasses aka ''such a nerd xD".
There's plenty of actual nerds who watch anime on 4chan.
Kill yourself, whore.
>>24787244
Watch Op ignore you because you're one of many in this thread who'd take her. That's why women can't be lonely, and this fembot meme really needs to stop before I get any closer to the edge
>>24787357
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk i just want a fat gf why must i suffer so
>>24785000
I'm in tears holy shit.
Still, the /fit/ sticky is helpful af. Read, follow, and maybe look for a gym buddy
>>24785056
Give me your skype ill gladly date you
>>24786340
This tbqhwya fampais
>>24787244
>>24787091
RESPOND TO ME CHUBBY-CHAN I WANT TO LOVE YOU
>>24784782
I'm in aus :) which state?
