>tfw parents are out
>tfw home alone
What should I do r9k? I've already fapped before anyone says that
>tfw you stream porn on tv
Pic slightly related I guess
>>24783790
shit with the door open
shit on the living room
shit in the kitchen
>shit everywhere
smoke enough dope to enter a psychotic episode and rip your own cock off
Why are tits so wonderful, /r9k/?
>>24783790
tidy the house and do the dishes, so you can do something nice for when your parents get home
>>24783790
Drugs?
Record some music?
I dunno man
>>24783778
I've already taken a shit but will bear that in mind if I need to shit again before they return
>>24783811
>>24783826
Extracting some codeine right now senpai, shit tier I know but no money and it's the only thing I had at home
>>24783821
I've vacuumed already but still have some rooms left to finish I guess
>>24783811
I was reading the newspaper of the town next to my hometown 15 years ago, when meth use was skyrocketing at the time, that some dude had a psychotic episode, cut his junk off and went out in the streets ass naked bleeding like crazy screaming "REPENT, FORNICATORS!!!!"
Meth was not mentioned, but it was likely a factor considering the town and time it happened. Could have just been batshit though. I wonder if he survived.
Why not invite your gf over?
>>24783874
...You know why ree
>>24783872
holy shit
he probably killed himself after he sobered up [or turned into an mtf tranny]
>>24783790
Disgregard porn.
>>24783790
Hack into their bank accounts while they're away, and slowly use the money over the course of months to transform the house into a perfect replication of the starting house from Fallout 4, and use what's left to buy a fedora, trenchcoat, pipe, and some high quality tobacco
>>24783988
Hitler dubs confirm
Do it
>>24783988
They're poorfags like me senpai
I think I do have an old trenchcoat lying around somewhere though, lemme try and get a pic
>>24783988
this is the correct answer
FUCK THE ROBOT FUCK TO GOOK ADMIN OF 4CHAN
You know what, take this off, and let's fuck right here. Caveman time baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1iIlHaMaY&feature=iv&src_vid=-z2K1kToOZU&annotation_id=annotation_1993563161
Are we going to t that trenchcoat pic?
Also I'd accept cigars instead of a pipe if you so choose
>>24784357
Sorry to disappoint, I guess I didn't couldn't find it after all. Either that or my mom threw it out because it was old
