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How does it feel like to make sweet, yet intense, satysfing love
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How does it feel like to make sweet, yet intense, satysfing love to a girl you consider beautiful, who loves you, shares your interests and is not a whore?
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>a girl who shares your interests and is not a whore
I'll take things that don't exist for 600
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>>24782150

I think the vast majority of robots on here would prefer not hearing what it's like, OP.
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>>24782180
Why do think that, mate?
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I cannot find a girl who shares my interests and is not a whore.
Hell I just plain can't find a girl who shares my interests.
Where do you meet girls actually interested in video games beyond a surface level? Ones that like Tim and Eric/MDE?
Not possible unfortunately.
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>>24782150
Your world is complete.
You wake up every day knowing how it's going to be like. You either visit or she visits you. You know her family and her extended family and she knows yours.
You attend the family parties of her side and she attends yours. People always ask how she's doing and you know exactly what to answer. She is your girlfriend and you two are inseparable. It's been over 2 and a half years since i've broken up with her and today's her birthday. I can barely remember how she sounds like, but I do know one thing. She's getting pounded by somebody else and I will probably never be happy again.
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>>24782213
Why did you break up with her anon?
I had the same situation, but have been lucky enough to slowly realize she was trash. Cheated on me like a regular whoer and wasn't very pretty anyways.
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>>24782213
>You wake up every day knowing how it's going to be like
That happens to me too, everyday, and I haven't had sex in 8 years
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>>24782202
>Hell I just plain can't find a girl who shares my interests.
Me either, but that's cos I'm a complete freak.
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>>24782150

It's sort of like the reset button on your heart. As soon as she feels me climax and pulls me closer, I lose the capacity to be angry or sad, and all my regrets and anxieties lapse into blissful silence for a little while as we lay entwined for a bit afterwords. It can't tell you how wonderful it is to be loved, wanted, and accepted on such a profound and primal level, OP.
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>>24782235
Why did you have to answer anon, it hurts...
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>>24782219
I made the mistake of comparing her to other girls.
She had her downsides which annoyed me and I met girls who only showed their best. I made the dumbest realization I could be even happier. When it was too late, I finally thought to myself that she was all I wanted and ever needed.
I've cried too many times over this, told too many people my story and it doesn't change the fact that it is my fault.
This is why I come to /r9k/ from time to time to warn other robots to not commit adultery or consider breaking up because their girlfriends are being fuckwads from time to time.

Of course, if your girlfriend is a whore who cheats, forget about her. But if she never made a mistake, don't make a mistake yourself.

That's all I really need to say, we all learn from our mistakes.
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>>24782191

Because many will never have it, like me for instance, and it just makes me feel melancholy hearing it from others what it is like.
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>>24782150
It's alright until the next morning when she starts bitching at you for random stuff you can't control and taking selfies to post on social media
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ask /mlp/, they're the ones that specialize in fucking unicorns
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>>24782271
When I had a gf I was disgusted everytime she would take a selfie.
It's such disgusting vanity. And it's all women. How unfortunate.
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>>24782270
>and it just makes me feel melancholy hearing it from others what it is like.
but they are just lying, they have no idea what it's really like. So why do you care about what they copy-paste from the internet?
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>>24782286
>So why do you care about what they copy-paste from the internet?

How can you be so sure what is posted is not genuine? There are a few chads on here...
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>>24782308
>How can you be so sure what is posted is not genuine?
How can you be sure it is?
When there is 0% of getting proofs, you get to decide what to believe in.
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>>24782150
>tfw I will never have a qt gf who likes playing with antique toy trains with me

Why am I even alive?
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>>24782403
Bobby, is that you?
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>>24782250
Hey, OP asked. I honestly think that sex with your pair-bond is some kind of important mechanism for regulating hatred, pain, and grief. Would go a long way towards explaining why virgins can't seem to let go of painful experiences, even those that have nothing to do with sex. I have no evidence, of course, so don't take me too seriously.
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>>24782251
/r9k/ always says women are whores that will desert you at any moment, but in truth she's been completely loyal and I've been fucking chicks on the side left and right.

I recently lost my job and now I'm broke, out of weed, depressed, and sick as a dog. My wife has stuck beside me through all of it, never thinking of anything other than how to cheer me up and ease my pain.

It tears my heart apart to see her be so sweet and loyal to my cheating ass, and I can never tell her why.
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>>24782150
I watch anime, use linux and browse 4chan.
>tfw i will never meet a girl who can be considered beautiful and shares my interests
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>>24782484
At least you still have her while i'm over here trying to ignore the fact that today is day I used to spend spoiling her to her hearts content telling her she could have whatever she wanted for just one day.
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>>24782440
Nope sorry.

Toy trains aren't that rare of a hobby, just extremely rare for females. I suppose it is rather rare even for males under age 40 or so though.
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>>24782591
Do you have a Blue Comet?
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It's great and then it ends and everything is still completely shit. The only difference is now you're a cyborg instead of a robot. Having a woman in your life is great but it's a drop in the bucket if you're still miserable as fuck. Your lows are just as low.
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>>24782621
Are you actually from Fargo or just call yourself that?
because I am from/live in Fargo
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>>24782602
I wish.

I have a 1688 and some 1630/1631 coaches, some of the cheapest stuff as far as antique trains go. Mine were also repainted at some point, but done reasonably well.

I lost focus on this hobby a few years ago, especially because I don't really have space for a permanent setup, so I'm pretty much limited to Christmas setups and whenever else I feel like setting up a track on the floor. I'm sure I'll get back into it eventually and maybe invest in a nicer set.
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>>24782513
Yeah, man. If I lost her at this point I would just give head to 12-gauge, a death I richly deserve at this point.

The funny thing is that the less spoiled they are, the more you want to spoil them. She gets me presents all the damn time and I have to bug her for like an hour to even admit she wants to buy the girly shit she's always looking at online. Even then she's always suggesting cheaper alternatives until I put my foot down and buy her the real deal.

My escapist fantasy is that I'll be able to throw myself in front of ISIS or the beta uprising to save her and pay her back from saving me from suicide so many times. But the truth is that I have sixty years of living with this guilt ahead of me, and I owe her every moment of happiness I can give her.

> in b4 she's gonna fuck a lot of dudes
I'm not stupid. I have complete access to her phone, email, and social media accounts and it tear up watching her tell Chad and Tyrone to go fuck themselves when they want sum fuk. She doesn't even know I'm watching.
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>>24782669
It's funny how we share the same escapist fantasy. I hope Isis is the real deal and I end up joining the draft. But hey, who knows i'll be able to find someone else to soothe the pain, it's just that I don't bother anymore like I used to.

Bro, stop hurting yourself and give her your all. You still got her, just refrain from committing sins against yourself and her.

You'll be alright space cowboy.
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>>24782150
Bad, you see love in her eyes and you know that it will disappear when she'll understand how much a loser you are.
Bad, because you know that she will leave you for Chad someday.

Btw I was left 3 years ago after 4 years of relationship, cause Chad wants her as his bitch for the weekend.
The lesson is "never pump up the self-esteem of your girlfriend"
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It feels fulfilling and becomes more of an intimate experience rather than just fucking. Love makes all the difference, 10/10 would reccomend for full sexual experience.
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>>24782761
I share your pain brother.
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>>24782713
> It's funny how we share the same escapist fantasy. I hope Isis is the real deal and I end up joining the draft.

Yeah, I'm a total libcvck and even I'm hoping for the Pope to call up another crusade at this point. Would be quite a sight, you and I riding amidst the bullets and bombs hoping to put one more heathen to the sword before we die.

> But hey, who knows i'll be able to find someone else to soothe the pain, it's just that I don't bother anymore like I used to.

I sincerely hope you find someone. I know it seems impossible but they really are out there, girls worth spending your life with.

> Bro, stop hurting yourself and give her your all. You still got her, just refrain from committing sins against yourself and her.

Yeah, that's the plan. I deleted all the fake accounts and shit I used to cheat on her. I've also set up my router to stop me going on craigslist. It felt so weird throwing away all that work, all that effort, all that potential pussy. It felt honest, and worthwhile.

> You'll be alright space cowboy.
See you later, space cowboy.
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>>24782150
I will never know
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>>24782837
>>24782837
Why does that pic arouse me, robots? Her ass is beautiful, but there are lots of nice asses. It's the combination of her ass and what she has written on her back that makes me rock hard and dry in the mouth.
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>>24782281
underrated friggin comment, ese
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>>24782870
Stacey is a high value female, it's normal to want her with all your being.
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>>24782900
And i do
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>>24782965
But you can't touch :^)

welcome to hell
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>>24782826
Yo, accept this screencap so that you can remember why make you the choices you have made. It's not much, it's probably the gayest shit i've ever done, but we're on /r9k/
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>>24782989
I can touch myself!
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>>24782150
How the fuck should I know senpai
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>>24782150
Very boring and is dull after a few months.
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>>24782994
Fukken saved. Thanks for restoring my faith in 4chan.
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>>24782150
It's being happy for the first and only time in your life, and when it's over, you never find that bliss again.
It's been three years since she died, I've dated and banged numerous women, and they're all disgusting and I'll never be happy again.
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>a girl you consider beautiful

no, it only counts if EVERYONE thinks she's beautiful. just because you stuck your dick in a fat smelly yandere legbeard or a depressed hikki mousy neet does not equate to fucking a TRULY attractive female.
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>>24782150
>>24782150
r9k seems like the place to ask. We're just here cruising on beta mode gurl, burned out from alphaness. Don't rub it in my face. Or maybe do ;)
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>>24784012
My heart goes out to you. Nobody should have to endure that shit.
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>>24782282
>When I had a gf I was disgusted everytime she would take a selfie. It's such disgusting vanity. And it's all women.

The woman I used to have feelings for told me on more than one occasion that she hates even having a phone. She has had the same Facebook photo for the whole time I've known her. Except for two, the only photos of her I've seen are (made) with other people.
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>>24782251
Get fucked normie, I hope you cry like a little swollen eyed faggot for years to come.

>>24782484
you're not a robot you are normie scum . get the fuck out of here. I Hope she sends you a pic of her sucking a big black cock the girth of a coke can. fucking leave ormie
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>>24784079
I was really hoping to take on ISIS first, but is seems the Lord has called me to attend to the beta uprising first. Hold still, heathen, I will try and send you to your Gensokyo with as little pain as possible.
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>>24782150
probably good.
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>>24784174
I will always remember my Broeders here on /r9k/
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>>24782150
Its the best, hell, even not having sex, but just being around her is fantastic
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>>24782150

It's really fucking good. What's great is when afterward you collapse on her in exhaustion and you both struggle to catch your breath while holding one another and then due to the rush of endorphins you both just start laughing and kissing and telling one another how in love you are.
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>>24782308
We're not Chads, you are just someone with a victim mentality. Take responsibility for yourself, have honest interests, and constantly make a point to improve yourself and good women will come to you.
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>>24782150
>is not a whore
...anon I have some bad news for you...
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>>24782403
What kind of trains?? Like electric ones or Thomas the tank engine?

pls be in north carolina
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>>24782150
>2015
>girl
>is not a whore

Nobody can answer this question friend, the criteria restricts it so that no one can know ;)
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