>Eating a girl out
Literally the most beta thing you can do besides letting tyrone fuck her
>eating her out because it's the only thing that really pleases her
If I eat my girlfriend out while she eats my pussy, does that make me an alpha or a beta?
>>24782931
doesn't really matter since youre a girl.
>>24781824
If my acquintance is a tyrone is he an alpha?
Is sucking her girldong alpha or beta?
>>24783013
Beta, girls dont have dicks fag
>any sexual act with a woman short of taking it in the ass
>beta
You're an /r9k/uck, you have no say on what is and isn't beta.
Clearly OP is a fag since he'd rather suck a cock than eat a pussy.
>>24781824
I do it because I like it and satisfying my own needs can hardly be called beta.
>being so homorepressed you can't eat pussy
>shitposting about your faggotry on r9k
Dude, go suck a dick since you are clearly not in to chicks. There's nothing wrong with that, you just need to get over your own issues
>>24784278
Clitoris is literally a small dick. For real, it's a vestigial dick. Going down on a girl is literally like sucking a dick, which is gay
>>24781824
>beta turbovirgins in charge of knowing what is alpha
>>24784305
eating out girl is not licking her clit senpai.
>>24781824
Dudes who let tyrone fuck their bitch are still not as pathetic as you
>>24784339
>putting the mouth under a cock doesn't count and i'm still no homo
Right
>>24781824
Thanks for the advice, but it's clearly advice from a man who's never been laid, so I'll pass.
>>24784361
with your logic fucking woman is gay because she has dick. now go away and die as virgin.
>>24781824
I love eating pussy, I could do that shit all day.
Tfw my GF doesn't let me eat her pussy because she prefers my dick
You don't have to eat pussy, there's always someone else who will. Like this guy >>24784435
>>24781824
>advice from a virign
>so man you just like throw her on the bend and umm put your winky dinky in her hoohoohaa
>that's like between her legs
>"anon you ever actually seen a vagina?"
>yeah i totally have man like ive been getting laid since i was...7 and like by at least 600 women i fuck like a machine 600 thrusts per minute and make em cum with my fingerbanging gettin bitches squirtin everywhere n shit
>"right..."
>yeah yeah dont believe me then omg you always say i lie!
>so what you do then is put your tinky winky in her hoohoohaa...umm where was i... oh yeah, and start punding her, gotta use your hips and like like stick your thumb in her anus and other hand on the tittays!
>like on saturday i was fucking kate upton totally and she wanted me to eat her out and i said no because i already had mahde her cum with my 15 inch penis like 30 times
I would eat pussy if I expected a blowjob. That's just common cuteousy
>>24784563
blowjob is for traps so it is gay.
>>24784435
Lol. Women will lose respect for you if they see your head between their legs. Only submissive dogs eat pussy.
>>24784588
m8 I'm pretty fucking gay anyway, so I don't think I'd mind much
If a woman was going to give me head, I'd give her oral. That's the give and take of sex.
>try eating out gf
>tastes kinda bad
>now she wants me to do it all the time
>>24784594
>implying there is anything wrong with being submissive
>not having a loving mommy dom that takes care of you
>>24784621
Tell that nasty cunt to clean her pussy family
>>24784305
I think /r9k/'s problem may be the lack of sex ed its posters have received.
>>24784594
only beta male needs to secure his dominance via sex, alpha male is made by his deeds.
>>24784638
I think it has more to do with the crippling loneliness, bullying, suicidal thoughts, social anxiety and complete lack of sexual experience
>>24784654
All of those things are probably the result of your lack of sex ed.
>>24784594
I'm a woman and that's not true. Funny how it's the nerdy guys that barely have an opportunity to fuck that are against oral. I had relations with a robot once, and when he expressed a disdain for cunnilingus I immediately thought of the better looking men with bigger dicks that were more than willing to do what this fucking nerd wouldn't and hated him then and there. And you losers wonder why you become beta bucks. You have literally NOTHING else a woman wants.
>>24784662
I wasn't speaking about myself, I had sexual education. Have a girlfriend and am just a cyborg.
I was referring to the general r9k population. Sex ed wouldn't change their circumstances at all, there are lots of robots from Europe.
>>24784671
You are not even a woman, get out
>literally putting your mouth on the place in which THOUSANDS of men have put their penises in and cummed
>and licking it like a nice little beta boy
>arguing that's it's actually alpha as fuck
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>>24784685
Europeans also have sex ed, you actual retarded Amerishit.
>>24784740
Is it okay when its a virgin pure girl?
>>24784751
I know Europeans have sex ed, I was mentioning them to prove sex ed doesn't stop you from being a robot. Improve your reading comprehension.
>>24784685
what is so bad about being from europe? we are not as promiscuous as US but still me and most of my irl friends are open to almost any (non fecal) sexual practice.
>>24784688
I am though. And before any bots get angry about me comparing, I wouldn't have if he satisfied me sexually.
>>24784775
I was pointing out that even though Europeans had sexual education they are still robots
The tripfag claimed that sexual education is the key as to why robots are beta, I proved it wrong with my assertion.
>>24784752
Only if you're in a comitted relationship with her.
>>24784785
Nobdoy wants a rotten chunk of roast smelling like dead fish in their mouth. Nobody.
Should have washed your genitalia more carefully, if you did at all
>>24784773
That's not what you said. You implied Europeans don't have sex ed.
>>24784809
So Americans are somehow exempt from it? No wonder I couldn't grasp the meaning of your post. Your sense of logic is botched.
>>24783069
Sucking cock is actually way less gay than putting your mouth on a public fuckhole.
When you lick a girl's roast-hole you are actually sucking every dick that has ever been in there.
>>24784965
that's a lot of dick
>>24784965
>tfw embraced by vag touched by at least one dick
>tfw you are gay since you were born unless c-section
>tfw c-section masterrace
>>24784850
My pussy don't stank. He was a bitch.
>Tfw I used to eat my girl out and I would cum from eating her out, no penis contact all mental
>Tfw her hand on my head pulling me in
>Tfw when I ate her ass
So good, so good.
>>24784752
>>24784816
Also for the record. THe girl was a virgin before me. Maybe that's why I cummed when I ate her out, didn't happen for any other girl.
>>24784965
The atoms that comprise you are recycled from other carbon-based lifeforms.
Some of those atoms would have been pussy atoms. And those pussies have been touched by dicks.
Thus your very existence is touched by dicks and gay as fuck.
>>24785220
EV-ER-Y-BODY GAYYYYY
that's why you're supposed to eat her asshole
>>24782931
Girls can't be alpha
>>24785170
All pussy stank... pussy has a smell. Even if it's not terrible it still has a smell.
>implying it's not fun munching out on the pussy of a petite clean superbabe
i mean if she expects you to be down there for 10 minutes then yeah it's pretty beta. you should only be getting her warmed up with oral.
I would eat Anna's cgi pussy if I could.
>>24785308
vegetarian pussy is probably the best tasting. or rather, closest to having no taste.
>>24785267
they can, it's just that no one really gives a shit about alpha/beta women. men don't have a particular preference.
>>24785365
As long as she showers reguarly tis dope on a rope blessed by the pope
>>24785377
I like a woman that can be both.
I can be both.
>>24783024
look at this sissy bitch
how is life, momma's boy?
![nice-gif[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/KPjE3xk.gif "nice-gif[1].gif")
>>24784965
>Sucking cock is actually way less gay than putting your mouth on a public fuckhole (aka a vagina).
>>24785170
Your pussy probably looked/looks like an axe wound and your awful diet made/makes your pussy smell vile.
Useless whore.
>>24785256
i want so much that woman to eat my asshole
something about her face makes me want to have her as a sex slave and nothing more
>eating pussy
why would anyone want to lick a spot that
>leaks discharge daily
>cum of dozen of man has been
>blood leaks through
>smells of fish and piss
>babies come out of
never ever.
>>24781824
If you really believe that you will probably stay a Virgin. Eating a girl out is one of the best ways to make her cum and what girl doesn't want to stay with a guy that can do that for her
Ahh~ I wanna eat a pussy!
>>24781824
Lmaoooo ITT beta normie keks getting toastie
Oral is a necessary evil. Dont expect a blowjob if you arent ready to let your tongue perform. Like some other guy said, its a give take thing. And always be courteous to your partner. Wash your dick or puss before engaging in funtime.
Now see I have to weigh up two things now
A virgin's opinion on sex
Making my partner orgasm
Which is more important? Hm
If you don't eat girls out you are literally a faggot. When a girl finds out that you eat pussy really well, you own that bitch. They fucking LOVE it. Spoken from experience
>>24781824
Have you ever done anything with a girl OP?
Because if you haven't and this is your honest opinion then I can see why you're a virgin.
>>24786427
You know you're mostly meant to be licking th clit right? Which is pretty distanced from the actual vagina hole.
Of course you didn't know that.
If its clean whats the problem? Its beta to fuck unclean people, that's it man. Just be clean.
I, for one, like eating pussy.
And I actually had arguments with girls who say
>I like giving you blowjobs because I see how you enjoy it
Fuck that, I want them to want to suck my dick just as I like to eat pussy - for liking the act of it, not (just) the response of the partner.
I eat ass too, depending on the girl, but that's mostly just an in-between.
>tfw only 6x5 bone pressed so it would probably be my only way of getting a girl off
i have no idea when i'm gonna see a girl naked though
>>24787382
still gross
>>24787541
that's average you dingus
>>24787541
>bone pressed
What is it with this fucking meme way of measuring penis length?
>>24787552
Have you ever done it or come close to doing it?
Are you gay?
>>24787581
guys with different bf% levels will have different amounts of fat covering the base, so to get a standard measurement youre supposed to press to the bone. a guy who is lean wont even have anything to press in because no fat. but a guy whos like 20% bf or more might have an inch covered by fat
>>24787581
It's the right way to do it.
>>24787613
forceed myself to do it once and twice. Had to absolutely force myself through the whole thing. Third time girl ask me to eat her out. I said fuck you and continue to fuck and dump her.
Eating pussy is gross, I bet most the faggots saying they love it have never actually did.
>>24781824
mfw grill likes my tongue skills, mfw tongue powers leads to my cum in her pussy. mfw she likes it so much she tells her cousin. mfw i get a piece of her cousin as a one time gift from my gf to her, mfw two girls that are related have had my sperm in them at the same time, mfw only a virgin underestimates the power of mind blowing tongue power on horny sluts
>>24781824
You are getting pathetic with the b8 m8
>>24787643
i can't even feel my bone, where the fuck is it?
>>24787536
>I eat ass too
why is it my biggest fetish to munch girlbutt
>>24781824
i met a girl on okcupid and i eat her out at a set time once a week. usually while she's playing video games or watching TV or something. she usually just pretends i'm not even there. although sometimes she puts a collar and leash on me Tbh.
>>24787536
To be fair it's hard to choke on pussy, doesn't require you to hold your breath or have a dry nose.
>>24787672
>faggots
You're the beta for eating the same dirty chick out twice. Top fuckin kek.
>>24787672
>Eating pussy is gross, I bet most the faggots saying they love it have never actually did.
you're doing it wrong if you're licking the inside that much
>>24784740
>thousands
>the vagina sheds all of its cells constanstly
you delusional fuck
This thread is like a bunch of kids with down syndrome trying to tell each other how to look smart
>>24781824
how do I get good at eating pussy?
>>24784621
>tfw no gf to force me to eat her out all the time
WHY LIVE
WHY FUCKING LIVE
JDIMSA REEEEEEEEEE
>>24787581
it's literally the only, proper, official, medical way to measure it
>>24785152
I just realized I have never touched any vagina at all in the entirety of my life
>C-Section master race
>>24784305
There is nothing gay about sucking girlcock, you fag.
>tfw orally fixated submissive guy
>tfw eating pussy/ass as primary sexual activity with girls
>tfw periodically realizing how much of a fucking beta I am
>tfw it's either that or give up sexual fulfillment
>>24781824
>making a girl cum over and over with my tongue
>feeling her juices with my mouth
Why exactly is this beta?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rzilhByIqo
WHAT the
FLYING FUCK
