>Yo anon, you ever had sex?
How do you respond?
No, im saving myself for the right woman
>>24781592
>No
Really fucking hard jesus christ.
only with ur mom xd
No, wanna change that?
>yes... who are you, how did you get in here?
No, you little twink. Have you ever lifted over 200kg?
>>24781636
>lardass detectedeatiead
>>24781592
>tfw i have a better body than him but it doesnt matter because no girl will ever want to see it
feels bad
>>24781653
I'm 260lbs at 12% bodyfat. Go on, call me a lardass again.
>>24781666
you are not a lardass you are satan
"Naw son"
>>24781666
lardass
>>24781666
What's your height? You're either tall or unaware of what 12% bf means.
>>24781592
No, wanna be my first?
Chad asked me this IRL but Wojak friend saved me by ass-pulling on the spot telling him I've told him about knocking up some broad with the kid in mother's parent's custody.
>>24781722
Your friend is a moron. Chad was gonna offer you to fill up that boipucci.
>>24781592
I've only have sex with one girl, but I have lost count of how many times I have, and have done everything posbbile with her (apart from nasty freakish shit)
Does this make me a virgin still?
I heard it does as you need to have sex with at least two different people in order to lose the virgin tag these days?
>>24781705
6'0 or 5'11.
>>24781592
Yes. Why do you ask fellow normal person?
>>24781762
This is my first time on /r9k/ and I think you guys might be retarded.
No you don't do it twice you fucking retard.
How does it feel knowing I was out all night pullin hoes
I'd just say no and pretend it doesn't bother me and I have other priorities in life etc. without appearing too defensive about it
In every truth there is a lie :(
>>24781880
>6'0 or 5'11
lol just lie or admit that you're 5'11, you can't have both
who even asks that besides 15 year olds
>>24781880
lmao post your picture of 260lbs at 12% bf, and post your stack as well
>>24781592
>w-what
>why w-would you ask
>y-you t-t-too
Why don't you ask your mom?
who the fuck gets asked this question who is not in high school
seriously what the fucks matter with you people.
>>24781592
Put your shirt back on and get off of my property.
>>24782116
Depends on the measurement, I've been measured at both.
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