>tfw homophobic mods
I'll try one more time: any gay robots?
>>24780541
gay ROBOTS, ffs
>>24780515
one more time my ass, you've been posting this for months. only difference is the mods are deleting your threads now.
homolust is stronk
>>24780566
>gay
>robot
>Implying being gay isn't the new Normie fashion trend
>>24780515
Ausbot back again, that 404 was depressing ;__;
>>24780515
are you insane, this is the gayest board on the site....
>>24780583
just let us have our thread man
homo robros are so thirsty with their trap posting, this is what its like to be stacy.
they think we're some kind of sensitive twinks and not the fat neckbeards that we are.
>>24780615
I'm sure there are robots that post on /aids/ so go make a thread over there faggotron.
>>24780606
we had like 3 threads that kept getting deleted for some reason.
first one was the best, had some really genuine convos between a few twinkbots
second one was a lot of dickpics
third one died in like 4 posts
just let us have a thread man ;_;
>>24780636
No, this thread has nothing to do with those closeted orbiting faggots, keep trap threads out of this.
>>24780636
I'm sure at least some of them really are twinks. I'm a bit chub myself, but that's okay, at this point I just wanna talk to fags of any body type
>>24780660
>>24780663
ya'll probably just talking amongst yourselves to be honest, and thinking its us when its not.
you could have the same thread over in lgbt. something about this board attracts homos like fuck.
>>24780696
Evidently, hence your presence here.
>>24780515
No, but I'd go gay for the cutie in op's pic. Like, jesus christ, he's fucking, fuck.
If by gay you mean "would suck the cock of the boy in OP's post"
then
yeah
>>24780601
where are you ausbot
>>24780704
you wish, and that is your delusion which binds you to this board.
>>24780719
Vicfag here
>>24780696
They think they are disenfranchised and understand a robots plight even though they are fucking coddled and pandered to these days.
>hurr nobody understands me
>I'm a square peg trying to fit in to a round hole
^Don't let that comment get you all sex crazed neither you faggots.
the janitor was doing good work, the reprieve from the homo posting was a big boon and now its gone.
r9k is shittier than ever. thanks janitor for keeping it nice for a few hours.
>>24780745
>reddit.com/r/edgy
where do I have to go online to find boys like in the OP doing actual porn?
>>24780774
i know its a shocker but you guys are probably just talking amongst yourselves and not actual robots.
>>24780778
deeper than you currently go
holy fuck captcha is being such a bitch
>>24780795
yeah okay but seriously
where
what do i need to search
even the most 'girly' twinks on most pornsites are too buff
>>24780814
You now realize why pederasty was popular throughout history.
>>24780515
He has an okay face.
His body is god awful though.
>>24780833
if the person in OP's post came up to me and wanted to fuck I wouldn't be carding that night, fair enough
but at the same time, it's not like those kinds of boys just disappear when they turn eighteen
>>24780515
Gaybot here
>tfw can't take part in >tfw no gf
>>24780869
If the person in op's pic came up to me and wanted to fuck, me being straight would go right out the window TBQH
>>24780738
Or we just are actual robots who happen to be gay
>>24780870
I know this feel so hard
you guys have a board already, but won't stay on it because you're convinced you're gonna find some twink homo fag on r9k.
like robots are the staceys and the homos are the autist horndogs, its bizarre.
>tfw bf is being released from psych ward in 4 months
>>24780869
Those who retain some (keyword) feminine looks until the 20's are rarer than wizard robot turning his life around and succeeding in society.
Men grow up and with that does the childish beauty fade, while women hold onto it for longer past puberty.
>>24780515
even if I were, I wouldn't tap that.
>>24780935
What happened? are you guys keeping in touch?
...is he qt?
>>24780515
fuck off. this literally isn't the board for it and I'm glad they're finally taking initiative again.
There's literally a board for this
>>>/lgbt/
why the fuck do you think they made all those other fucking boards like /mlp/ and /vp/?
make gay robot threads somewhere else
>>24780957
Haven't spoken in 5 months or so.
It's been really painful. It's killing me
he is really qt
georgia gay bots pls
>>24780983
Oh gosh... are you able to visit? Are your letters not getting through?
I hope everything turns out alright.
>>24780515
>>>/lgbt/
Now fuck off, fag.
Robot gay?
>>24781036
>>>/insecurefaggots/
Now fuck off, insecure closetfaggot
>>24780515
>I'll try one more time: any gay robots?
There is a whole board for your mental illness. Go there.
>>24781036
how about you fuck off edgelord
>tfw no one inAdelaidewith no standards
>>24781043
>Now fuck off, insecure closetfaggot
/r9k/ hates degeneracy almost as much as /pol/. What were you expecting?
>>24781046
see >>24781047
>>24781063
/r9k/ is too wimpy to feel true hate. Gays know about true hate.
>>24781063
nah, not really, r9k loves gay shit almost as much as /b/, and just like /b/ there are always a few insecure small dicked kiddos crying
>>24780515
you gotta make the thread lewd or else mods can delete it since sfw gayness goes on /lgbt/
>>24780515
Just like women, faggots can NOT be robots.
Literally all you have to do is spread your legs and somebody will fuck you.
Get the fuck out of here you normie.
>>24781018
No contact at all!
Me too;__;
>>24781086
>or else mods can delete it since sfw gayness goes on /lgbt/
no...
If the mod is following rules that shouldn't matter.
I assume he deleted the last threads because they ended up being too /soc/ which is a rule.
Unlike /soc/ and /mlp/ /lgbt/ has no containment rule on /r9k/
>>24781048
big or little spoon?
>>24781110
Big and top
>>24781122
o-oh :3c
>>24781048
:(, don't worry anon, all the melbtwinks hide too.
>>24781086
good point
>>24781110
depends on how him and I are feeling. if I'm cold or sad, little, if I wanna feel like the papa bear protector, big
>>24781133
Which suburbs
>>24781144
wow, that cock is 10/10, would worship that.
>>24781145
sorry, you got memed. I was only there last year for university
>>24781144
don't lewd up thread for no reason
>>24781155
the tan line is what does it for me. hnnng
>>24781167
That was a very rude thing to do..
>>24781174
watcha wanna talk about instead, then? i know I keep bringing them up but... undies?
>>24781181
naaah. but just think that a year ago we could've fugged like bunnies. so there's hope for the future
>tfw i'll never have a flat tummy
>>24781215
i know that feel so painfully hard. some guys like tummies but I fucking hate mine
>>24781175
eh, I prefer pale guys personally, tanned bimbos are generic as fuck, but it's still a 9/10 cock.
>>24781240
pale guys are definitely the best, but tan lines like that are rare. skin is the best
>>24781215
>tfw flat tummy and nobody to lie on it :(
>>24781256
yeah, I'm biassed really anyway since I'm pretty white
>tfw fell in love with a guy from Norway
>I'm American
I want to be his boyfriend so badly, but this situation is so fucked.
>>24781277
Pale skin used to be nice cause of royalty making people like it and cause people with hobbies aka old nerds would stay inside all day with their passions, now people just don't go outside cause they're fucking around on the internet all day. iunno, pale skin is still the best
>>24781292
don't fuck with the long distance thing unless you really love each other and can realistically see yourselves meeting up
>>24781304
Oh we're going to meet up. I can save the money for that. I just wish we could live the rest of our lives together.
I wish I had a cute gay friend who constantly hit on me, and experiment with. Maybe I wouldn't be the repressed, confused bastard I am today
>>24781304
>and cause people with hobbies
This bit is why I like it, I just want a cute slim pale robot like myself to lay around with and lewd
>>24781325
I wish I had friends.i'd hit on you anon
I'm not gay but I do have a thing for cute girly guys like that.
In fact I'd rather date a girly guy than an actual female, I think there would be a greater friendship and better sex.
Sometimes I wish I were gay, it would make life a lot easier.
>>24781325
>tfw my old best friend who I had a crush on all throughout high school is back after not seeing him for 5 years
must find out a way to lewd him, fucking straightfags are the worst :(
>>24781325
>tfw I was that gay friend only the hitting on was more subtle and serious
>guy I was hitting on was straight
>not friends with him anymore
>>24781346
Both on one laptop, eating tendies in your briefs together, talking shit about their choice in sauce
>>24781372
All of my yes, I need someone to cuddle in all the new colourful briefs I bought
>>24781369
Sucks that everyone where i live is either a gym bros, wanna be rednecks, and and wanna be thugs. So, even if I am gay, no one here fit the bill
>>24781384
I wish I had some briefs... what colors do you have?
>>24781325
Same. I get hard randomly sometimes so a casual succ after playing games or a pounding in an alley while walking around sounds nice.
>>24781372
Sucks about the friend bro.
being gay is a sin, don't y'all wanna get into heaven?
>>24781419
>a pounding in the alley while walking around
relevant to interests
>>24781425
thanks. I wrote about it on /mu/ a little while ago, I'll reply with it
>>24781048
radelaide here
not very rad honestly
sadelaide
>>24781465
>help out with school musical
>end up being invited to the cast party even though I wasn't in the cast
>fuckyeah.jpg
>interact with friends like a normal teenage boy
>EXCEPT
>this one guy I like
>creep on him the entire night
>constantly staring at him
>following him around all the time
>getting him snacks and drinks if he wants them
>he goes upstairs at one point to change his shirt (hair from cat making him sneezy) and leaves his soda
>I drink the rest of it
>wonder if his lips left anything on the can
>probably not but it's still nice
>his shirt gets pulled up during a game
>see nipple, waistband of boxer-briefs
>almost ded on the spot
>at end of night it's him, me, the guy whose house it is and one other guy
>end up all going to house-guys room
>shoot the shit for a while, beat other-guy in Divekick my first time playing
>house-guy and other-guy end up sleeping on floor, I get the bed with the guy I like
>don't even try to sleep
>heaven and hell
>at one point he rolls over in his sleep to face me
>faces really close
>his is moving closer
>ohjesusthisisn'treallyhappeningisit
>he slips by me, head ends up kinda near/resting on my chest
>stay that way for a few minutes until he rolls again
>listen to him breathing
>he grinds his teeth
>must have dozed off for a little while, wake up with him basically spooning me
>knees against the backs of my legs and head on my shoulder
>move a little out of surprise
>he adjusts himself back onto me
>lie ramrod straight until he rolls back over again
>wake up few hours later, hang out until his dad gives me a ride home
>never tell him anything about that night
>this was almost two years ago, haven't talked to him in nearly a year
>he's straight, I wouldn't leave it alone, started treating him like shit out of frustration
>regret it every single day, we were really good friends outside of all that
>that party was in January so I know he just unconsciously took advantage of a warm body
>but still
>but still
>>24781448
heavens is a cuteboys ass, so yes
>>24781292
you big dummy
>>24781472
:( damn dude. Fucking way she goes
>>24781467
This place is very bad.. ;____;
>>24781526
better than canberra
at least rent is cheap and i have nbn ;-;
>>24781526
>>24781467
You two should fug
>>24781554we should fug
>>24781548
Canberra is a fucking great place to live you mong
You have an entire board for this shit you fucking faggot
Get AIDS and die
Seriously you fucking faggots are worse than those fembots. Fuck off, there is a board for creatures like you.
>>24781573
yeah and /mlp/ is for you so off you go too
>>24781563
Which directional suburbs do you reside in?
>tfw fat andlonely
>>24781563
I dunno anon, I have some pretty high standards.
>>24781573
You have an entire thread to shitpost in, why are you bothering us in this one thread?
>>24781585
>fat
>>24781584
Um... east?
>>24781587
If you're here for the twinks I won't come close to them, unfortunately
>>24781509
There's nothing wrong with me loving Skandi.
>>24781638
maybe you can marry and adopt a daughter.
>tfw self hating bi
I don't want to be a faggot
>>24781412
well they're boxerbriefs, but all colours honestly, mostly stripes and stuff. They're bonds.
>>24781621
>east
Too far to drive while drunk and too many buses away. ;_________;
>>24781674
Why? Bi is like the best m8
>>24781595
>one thread
Yeah,sure. Take a fucking look at the catalog, you faggots are spreading faster than those fembots.
>you will never be this qt
:(
>>24781686
But being a faggot is degenerate
Are all these twinks making me gay or is this just sexual frustration?
>>24781681
Cute. do you have rainbow?
>They're bonds
what does that mean?
>>24781669
I-I never want a daughter, EVER. I don't want a son either, but for different reasons.
>>24781714
You were gay all along, anon. If you like what you're seeing and what we're saying, what you're feeling, don't fight it
>>24781718
>I don't want a son either, but for different reasons.shota reasons?
>>24781715
heh, nah I don't, and it's a brand, you can look them up if you want I guess
>tfw somehow there are more adelaide gaybots than melbbots, wut
>>24781718
>not wanting cute innocent daughter
Why no son?
>>24781749
>>24781740
No, because it'd be a hassle and I'd be a terrible parent in general. I don't need to tempt my father/daughter incest fetish. I know better than to have lolis in my life at all.
>>24781748
It's because Melb is full of waaaay more normies than Adelaide.
>>24781740
I feel obligated to fight it. Whole life people have made gay jokes about me either up front or behind my back. I don't, after 15 years, wanna prove them right.
>>24781789
Nothing wrong with a little intimacy between parent and child, right?
>>24781748
These are more hot than cute. are you wearing some right now?
I couldn't find rainbow stripes, but they do have briefs y'know. Maybe get on that
>>24781595
Well. I wish I had a flat tummy!
>>24781803
Yeah probably pretty damn accurate
>>24781820
I am, but they're pretty cute in small, megabulge for days. And I don't like briefs, boxerbriefs are qter
I'm honestly probably bisexual. The lines between gender are a bit blurred and not all that important in my eyes. My gay co-worker even called me on it despite not knowing anything regarding my sexuality.
>>24781832
Seems flat to me. maybe if you posted a little more? then I could take your tummy into account from different angles
>>24781834
>boxerbriefs are qter
Wanna prove it? ;D
>>24781816
That's extremely lewd. You're really the worst kind of pervert aren't you?I'd be lying if I said that wasn't my fantasy, but I want to keep it a fantasy!
>>24781861
haha maybe, if you have snapchat or something
>>24781873
Damn society and their rules.keeping it fantasy is for the best of course
>>24781892
No smartphone sadly. email?
>>24781893
W-why don't you have Steam or somethingI'm totally not begging
>>24781861
I constantly each quiche.
And am FAT as a result.
>>24781918
I'm bad at talking outside of 4chan desu, and go awol for days.
Maybe eventually I will do it. I knows yours at least.
>>24781813
i know this feel, anon. i once used to have friends too so was very worried about what they'd all think of me. i just basically told someone who I knew couldn't keep their mouth shut, they told other friends as predicted, but nobody was really bothered by it. in hindsight, i might have actually stood a chance of making it if i'd have come out in my teens like normal faggots do.
>tfw 31, no bf, no friends, no point
>>24781928
Naw, that tummy looks kissable AF
>>24781928
You aren't fat, silly! not even closei like your jeans
>>24780515
im not even gay but I'd totally hit that
motherfucker is cute
>>24781912
Awww :(, and reason why I suggested it is mainly because I don't want too much stuff of me floating around out there and snapchat can help limit that :p
>>24781956
agreed, would cuddle the fuck out of him if he was in Melb
>>24781953
I am too. Don't be afraid to add me though, I'm trying to force myself to talk to people more, so maybe I'll improve!Also, enjoy your panty videos you degenerate scum~
>>24781954
Its not friends, its family really. I get called a cum dumpster, faggot, someone actuallu asked my mom where they went wrong with me. Same person tell everyone he meets im gay. Im not giving that fuck the satisfaction of being able to yell "called it"
>>24781976
true. post your snapchat anyway? I might be getting a phone for Christmas or something
>>24781976
Tex here
>>24781978
I just hate adding people then disappearing, I'll wait till I'm ready.
>you degenerate scum
and proud of it
>>24781585
you not fat idiot at most slightly chubby
if your ass smooth shaved i would totally eat it
>>24782012
I'm so sorry. That'd be bad enough if you weren't gay, but... nobody should be treated that way
>tfw Ohio
>>24782061
y-you're an idotbaka
>>24782119
Im not gay. Or at least i dont think. Bi, maybe, idk. Shits confusing as fuck these days.
>>24782196
let's test: Does this sexually excite you?
>>24782227
Uhh, yes
>>24782264
then you're bi, nothing confusing about that.
>>24782326can i use your butt as a pillow
>>24782264
yeah you're probably gay
>>24782326
Yea not that confusing. But still, I dont think I can make myself accepted it
>>24782360
I..I uhh. Even if I were they're arent any cute enough guys around here to tempt me, so..
>>24782470
grindr my dude. You've got an entire internet to tempt you
>>24782500
Only old men approach me on grindr, and the people I approach don't reply;_;
>>24782531
Who do you typically approach? Twinks? Are you a twink yourself?
>>24780515
There are very few gay robots in these threads. Instead they're filled with attention whores and normalfags looking to pickup other qt normalfags.
>>24782500
I just can't. I can hook up with random chicks, but if I were to give in and mess around, Id want at least a little bit of a rom... and im gonna stop myself there
>>24782612
yeah, grindr may be the least "rom" thing on the planet. fuck and leave, that's about it 9 times out of 10
>>24782578
I usually approach bigger, dominant looking guys.I'm a twink, yes.
>>24782633Does that mean you're submissive?
>>24782626
Exactly, not looking for that. I wanna be able to wake up, hang out, just fucking chill, lewd and cuddle at night.
>>24782646
I wanna slowly up and down that body. Looks so.. soft
>>24782646
Very much so.why
>>24782666
devil confirms you want a boyfriend
>>24782681
mm God I know
>>24782690Oh, no reason
>>24782727
w-why is that butt so red?~
>>24782750
Little bit of a spanking, looks like. Think he was naughty? Are you naughty..?
>>24782692
Okay, maybe I do. still surrounded by dude bros and fat fuck rednecks. Not my cup of tea
>>24782776
I am.I attention whore with my pics.
>>24780515
>literally THREE! boards for your gayposting
>even more of you count the porn board
>tee hee I better be flambouyant and post gay threads everywhere else too!
And then fags wonder why they are hated.
>>24782833
This is one of those boards. Where do you see any rule or description that says /r9k/ is straight only?
>>24782818
Oho, you have pics?
>>24782833
what an original shitpost, definitely not a dozen other losers saying the same shit in this thread
go away
>>24782858
Second for pics.. for science
>>24782858
I'm trying to cut down on my attention whoring.
Please don't make me post them ;_;
>>24782950
You don't have to if you don't want to, but me and any other anons around would appreciate itI think you want to post them, deep down
>>24782950
C'mon, you could help a confused anon figure things out.
Gay man here!
Only post here because I am a neet, would be on Tumblr in any other case
>>24782856
Where do you see any rule or description that says /r9k/ is for attention whores to post selfies on? Don't need that shit.
>>24782979
Ohh man, with just a finger you could slid those out of the way.
>>24782996
Gay doesn't give you the right to be an attention whore
>>24781089
Not if you're an ugly top!
Which means I still can't be a robot :(
>>24782996
yeah, you look like a faggot all right
>>24783001
No rule that we can't, either. No rules on /r9k/ other than no shota and no trolling, basically
>>24782996
You look like you make velociraptor noises
>>24782979
Look at my qt face oniichan
>>24783088
I hope this is just a shitposter and the one guy didn't end up being a faggot
>>24783088
Either an ass whooping or crocodille addict
>>24783124
But you asked me to post my pictures ;__;
I'm not shit-posting. That's me.
>>24783165
I don't know how many times I've seen your beaten face before.
You always post it like some attentionwhore desu.
>>24783165
yeah whatever
i'm out
>>24783088
Y-you wanna take my virginity kid? Like up the butt if that counts.
You look nice then we can get hot chocolate afterwards
>>24783188
See you later glorious twink poster
>>24783224
seeya
og content creator baby
>>24783253
FUCK IM A SUCKER FOR PRECUM
>>24783221
Sounds good.but if you don't agree to marry me, i'll kill myself
>>24783269
Get it? Sucker?
>>24783019
Iktf. It's way too easy to end up a gay robot if you're not attractive.
>>24783337
Ahah. But seriously, playing with mine made me love it. I was, uh hot, and I make so much I decided, "Hmm I wonder what it tastes like". Pulled my finger up my shaft and away with strings of pre attached to it still, fucking delicious.
>>24783272
Thats too much commitment tbqh senpai. I want to be friends with benefits. Like if you live in Chicago we really should though. We look like we wouldve hung out in hs tbqh
>>24783418
Think another guy's pre would be as yummy?
>>24782351
Only if you give it a little lick, anon
Australian twinks why do you all hide, it's so lonely ;___;
>>24783483
Maybe :). I don't know personally, but maybe in the future I might
>>24783505
A-Adelaide?
Bi-bot here.
This whole "gay culture" is what makes me sick really.
Yes i'm a twink, but i'm top and macho as fuck, i hate when people think i'm soft or some shit like that. Fuck, i act straight all the time and people never think i let some guys suck my cock occasionally.
Fucking hell.
>>24783646
...this is top tier b8 if it actually is b8. it's taking me a minute
>>24783680
Not b8 anon. Being a faggot is disgusting, why gay guys need to act like that?
It's hard to find bottom guys who are not pretentious pink faggots.
>>24783532
sorry, anon, just the melbfaggot being a faggot again...:(
>>24783646
Meh, nobody likes flamers, I'm a twink just like in the pictures ITT but nobody irl would know unless they saw me naked really.
>>24783712
>It's hard to find bottom guys who are not pretentious pink faggots
I'm a bi bottom and I don't act like a fairy faggot as the rest do. But fag culture is fucking atrocious these days
>>24783532
radelaide faggot being a faggot here whats up nerdboy
>>24783855
This is such a bad post
>>24783786
>nobody likes flamers
Amen
Whocamwhore but for freehere?
>>24783869
fine i wont offer to be a buttboy for the radelaide dude then
>>24783878
where do you stream? or is it a private skype thing?
>tfw no skinny robot to trap and do lewd things with
>>24783907
>tfw everyone always says this but they always live so far away ;____;
>>24783950
You live in NYC?
>>24783950
All these posters from the EU, and Im just chilling in Houston like EHHH>>24783950
>>24783981
Australia is not in Europe
>>24783989
Obviously someone doesn't watch Eurovision.
>>24783989
Point, sorry bout that. Im tired as fuck right now
How do you become gay?
I don't want to desire roasties anymore. I want to crave the dick, but I just can't.
>>24784029
Start with cute 2D, move on to traps, then cuteboys where you can either stop or move on to full on males.
>>24784029
Leading homo scientists say it's developed during your formative years so it might be too late, anon.
If you're desperate then just fuck boys that look like girls.
>>24784049
Can one just stop at femboys
>>24784078
Sure, but the earlier you stop, the lower your odds of success.
>>24784094
Not the same poster as you replied. Was just chiming in. I stopped at femboys, have yet to see a MAN I can say is cute, you know
>>24783786
I'm near melb, you cute?
>>24781472
This story is made of feels and keks.
>>24781472
This post is made of feels and keks
>>24780515
Muh diq:3
>>24784202
>>24784214
in a good way I hope?
>>24784015
only pooofs watch eurovision
>>24784163
pretty twinkish, but only into other twinks
>>24780515
Fucking eat something.
>>24784029
You have to insert his penis into your butthole. Or fuck a guy in his boipussy. That's how you become gay, young padawan.
>>24780870
>tfw no buttbuddy
>>24784436
Eh, I can't really be screwed shaving most of the time
>>24784617
Yeah I know what you mean, it's certainly a hassle, but things aren't really lickable unless they're smooth mostly
>>24784637
Haha, I suppose that's true
>>24780696
>Something about this board attracts homos like fuck.
I think it's all the woman hate.
After being here for a while, you are constantly exposed to all kinds of stories and facts about women ruining men's lives over false rape claims, divorce and the guy paying fucking loads of money forever after, the fact that she will most likely cheat, that you have no chance with a woman if you aren't Chad, and all kinds of other things about how women are evil succubi.
It makes becoming gay seem like a rational decision.
Is this the thread where I finally get a boyfriend??
>>24781472
>tfw your drunk straight friend you've a crush on uses you as a pillow, but will never feel how you do
You faggots already have a board. Go there and stay there.
Get out fags, fag posting is for /lgbt/
>>24784945
I can confirm that I didn't like cocks before I came here
>>24785001
>>24785017
Get out straightfags, roastie loving is for tumblr.
>tfw finding myself more and more attracted to femboys and twinks
Am I bi or just desperate?
