Holy crap, some guy just tried to mug me outside of a 711.
did he succeed?
did u leave him lying in a pool of his own blood?
Did you piss into your pants?
was he black?
he had his hood up and a bandana on his face, maybe homeless.
What did you buy?
so what happen?
>>24780128
coconut water, I like this kind.
>>24780145
I was walking back, maybe 100 feet from the store at the end of my block and he told me to turn around. he had a hunting knife or something.
>>24780123
Wtf you goddamn nigger, greentext it already
this is kind of what it looked like. it wasn't under a streetlight but it looked shiny
>>24780206
Yea but what happen! did you get mug? did you fight him off, did you run? did he chase you ?
>walking back with my cocoking water
>"stop"
>I'm wearing crocs so I can't run too fast to just bolt.
>I turn around
>bandana with a hood up.
>about same size as me (6ft) but he has on like an oversized coat even though it's like 50 out.
>I was playing with my naruto knife in my pocket
>I reach for my wallet but had the knife in my hand.
> he sees it and we both stop.
> I back away
>he could have killed me
>once i get like 30 feet from him i turn and run to m apartment building with lock gates.
kind of scared guys.
Was he mexican?
>>24780276
what if he's waiting for me when i go out tomorrow for my evening cocowater?
>>24780276
>I'm wearing crocs
He probably just wanted to stab you for this.
>>24780291
it was in texas but i think he was caucasian. do i need to buy a gun?
>>24780292
Call the police POOPY082Q3RTH
>>24780316
I guess if i see him again i will. maybe I'll go to another store tomorrow.
>>24780276
>crocs
>coconut water
10/10 would mug again
>>24780312
not a bad idea, especially since you live in a state where you can do so easily. do it for all the robots unfortunate enough to live in Commiefornia, Jew York and Shitcago
>>24780276
>coconut water
>crocs
>naruto knife
You sound like someone who would get mugged.
>>24780366
>>24780431
:( I'm working on being a chad but I'm not there yet. I bought a gym membership though.
Shit OP, you're lucky. I'm drunk af right now so I would probably end up getting myself killed if some guy with a knife held me up tbqh familia
>>24780454
I was really scared. I was trying to give him my wallet but was shaking and stuff. im surprised my underware is still dry.
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>>24780154
canned concentrate coconut water a shit
This is my favorite coconut water, particular the cinnamon and coffee flavor. Shit is expensive, but I'm hooked.
Also, get some street smarts. Be aware of your distance from people on all sides, look aggressive, if someone shady is walking in your direction talk to yourself like a crazy person and hold your hand like you're ready to draw a weapon, and don't go out past midnight just for the fuck of it because 7-11s are open.
>>24780312
I think not buying a gun is not an option
>>24780519
What did he actually say after "stop?" word for word.
Was it a nigger?
What time was it.
>>24780431
anyone have that .gif of the security footage of that guy getting mugged who pisses himself and drops his wallet like four times? pretty sure it's OP.
>>24780521
have you had the cocoa one?
>>24780535
I've never owned a gun before though
>>24780540
"stop"
i turned around
"money"
he only said two words.
>>24780595
Well you'll have to get one soon, ISIS is coming
And that's the day the OP became a gigantic attention-whore and started using a trip.
End of.
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>>24780595
was it a nigger? are you a nigger?
Get a Glock 43 for pocket carry. Glocks are the simplest and safest handguns to use.
I had all of them. I like chocolate but its not my favorite.
Also this other brand which only comes in small bottles, but they have a green tea version.
![chilicoconutwater[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yrUAge8.jpg "chilicoconutwater[1].jpg")
And as long as we're talking about coconut water, I strongly suggest you try this. Something about the sweet-hot chilli pepper and the coconut water together makes my tastebuds have an orgasm. It comes in sealed bottles too no refrigeration required.
In addition to coconut water I'm also addicted to kombucha
>>24780723
More like CUMbucha
Cause that shit gay af lol smhfam??
![0036f80b7d6cf208bf8156a7da5a789a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zMSXJ2R.jpg "0036f80b7d6cf208bf8156a7da5a789a[1].jpg")
>>24780770
sometimes there are strands of the culture floating up to the top that feel like strings of cum when you feel them in your mouth.
No, I'm not a faggot, I just eat my own cum on occasion.
>>24780723
gingerade is my jam dawg
![close_up_kombucha_bottle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yLK6GKk.jpg "close_up_kombucha_bottle[1].jpg")
>>24780828
Original or enlightened?
The 'legally alcoholic' dark bottle original is my favorite type of kombucha, I like the Chai, Maqui Mint, Lemon, Ginger and Cranberry
>>24780276
>>I'm wearing crocs so I can't run too fast to just bolt.
autismo detected. sigh
>>24780276
>naruto knife
hyperkek. was it a kunai OP?
>tfw you'd be the guy putting his gun to your head and telling him to do it
>>24780154
You realize it a meme beverage right?
>>24781685
no, its actually super dee duper good for your body
>>24780276
>not slicing him up so fast his body explodes and on the killing blow muttering "pssh nothin' personell kid"
>>24780276
>people actually think this is true story
>>24780276
Oh fuck off you idiot, this isn't me. What really happened:
>walking home with my VITA COCO (cocoking, fucking pleb juice)
>"stop right there, kid"
>stop in fear, luckily wearing my brand new New Balance 623's, so I'm geared to run
>but I don't, don't want to spill my vita coco
>turn around
>this guy is like a fucking dwarf child, probably 5'11" 175lbs, nothing compared to my beastlike 6ft 210lbs
>"you talkin' to me?"
>"yeah... hand over the cocoking
>"heh"
>*unsheathes katana*
>"nothin personal, kid"
the rest is history
>>24782174
kekamundo brethren
