I normally don't start these faggy Eggman Appreciation threads, but it's his birthday and he's a bro.
Good fortune and death to all normies will come to you, but only if you post "Happy Birthday Eggers" ITT
>mfw eggman shares a birthday with my mom
Fuck off. Eggman is just a really ugly normie.
>>24778523
Get in here, niggers. It's time to celebrate the birth of our Ovaline Lord and Saviour.
I really relate to and occasionally rewatch his life is hard videos. Happy Birthday Eggy
>tfw eggman is a normie
>tfw you still enjoy his videos, especially blackpill
Sniff...I wish I didn't have to hate normies
>>24778554
You fuck off, you beta faggot. At least Eggy tried to make something of himself other than spending his days wallowing in misery on a board full of self defeatists.
>>24778538
eggman is your mom anon
Happy birthday, Eggers!
Happy Birthday Eggers!
birthdayblox
>>24778523
Eggy is jeallous of all normies so he's trying hard to be a normie as well.
FUCK normies.
Happy birthday eggman hope its a good one.
Happy Birthday Eggers!
DEATH TO THE FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw eggy shares a birthday with you
>mfw its my birthday too!
Party with me eggman!
>>24778523
Eggman is the nigga.
Happy birthday egg, my birthday is like 12 days away. Hope you have some friends to spend it with cause I don't.
>tfw it's not eggy's birthday yet where I live
still though, happy birthday Eggman. I still think we should do a collab sometime
>>24778741
He's spending it with his gf.
>>24778761
>tfw no gf to spend yours and eggy's birthday with
it was only a week or so ago he said he was happy for the last couple months. Then he came back here and was sad again, so he decided to hang around to get really sad coz being sad is fun. Happy birthday anyway i guess
>>24778784
Why don't you just get a gf, bro?
Bump for the eggman
Happy birthday eggy
>>24778523
Happy Birsuday, Eggers!
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A very happy birthday to our Lord and Savior Eggman.
>>24778523
Eggman is a fucking normie and so is everyone who worships him. Celebrity culture.
>>24780545
Prove he's a normie, you jealous kuck
>>24780545
This anon is right. I'm tired of hearing about this fucking normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIyZVf9yRTI
WAWAHWHAWAWAWWUAWUUWUAWUAWAHAAAHHAUHUHUHUHUWAHWWAHWUAWAUWAUURURWAURUARUREEERURURURHRHRURURBLLBLBBLYULGLLVLWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO REEERUUUUHROOOREREREEREREREREEUGURHLBLR:GBERUGH:URHGERHUFUD:GRRREOW good take everybody guud take
*panting* enhance ENHANCE enhance!!
*burps*
the SHITKISTIS? the shitkistis?!?
*plays it back*
*retarded seal and frog nosies*
BEATZ dope SHITKUCKS OH YWAHS its like dopeshikuks???
*adds beats*
*moves camera*
just like taht yer ready to be da lif of da party lets git start here ganterzz
*headbangs to song*
okay i translated this for anyone who cares
yer welcome
happy b day eggy
>>24780568
Not that guy but
First, there's a ton of pictures flying around of him on the internet next to stacys and evidence of him having not only friends, but female friends. Normally this wouldn't be too bad if he didn't go around saying that women were "peanut brained retards" or something like that.
Then there's also the fact that he's charismatic and confident on camera, yeah sure, he's completely and utterly hideous but if you're charismatic enough you can make a sizable proportion of friends. Not to mention, he has a large fan base whose very existence gives him a sense of achievement and value, something that 99% of robots by definition should lack.
Anyway, additional reasons for why eggman needs to fuck off and leave us alone is that he's hideous and keeps and that we (the silent and suffering majority) are sick of seeing him
The only point I am willing to concede is that he's looks have rendered him a permavirgin.
So in conclusion, you faggots literally worship the very thing you claim to despise because he's says a couple of nasty things about women (that even someone who hasn't visited /r9k/ is reasonably capable of thinking) and because he's a complete fucking eyesore.
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>>24780792
>permavirgin
He's had sex before. I believe with at least two different girls.
>>24780834
How the?
Ohwell, more weight to my argument that Eggman is a normalshit I guess. Welldone /r9k/, you literally worship a god who represents you in no way possible.
>>24778523
Eggy will you try acnekuns new food recipe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdO-A21Jyw
