So is there any legitimate reason why I myself as a human shouldn't marry a cat?
To me the benefits seem to outweigh any potential cons
>more attractive partner than the outstanding majority of humans
>children receive more benefits because kittens are cuter than babies
>credit score will likely improve because cats can't use credit cards
cat can't give informed consent.
Sweats nervously...
>>24777908
Ooga booga Wea da kitties at
>>24777908
ugh this cat is such a qt
I don't think you can officially marry a cat but you can own a cat and love it like a family member. Please don't have sex with cats, though.
>>24777856
tho to be fair as we live in a patriarchy womyn can't give informed consent either
>>24777954
I was watching a show and I heard that cats feel good when you rub their pussy with a warm qtip
>>24777972
Yeah well I heard that you're stupid and wrong. Leave the girl cats to male cats, thanks.
>>24777908
that's a beautiful cat
I can see where op is coming from now
>>24777856
why would he fuck the cat?
you sick fuck
>>24777997
Actually he's right
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7rdZBFaQudI
