>make fake tinder with 10/10 Chad
>girls aren't lining up to fuck me
Did you guys lie to me?
Meh, she still responded.
The other guy was more clever than that too.
She is a keeper, then. Congratulations, you found the .01% of girls who don't set everything aside to fuck Chad.
>Natasha the Niggerlover
>>24777506
You don't need to be clever as Chad, she isn't a whore. Asking "Wanna smash?" as Chad is good enough, if she were interested in Chad that'd be good enough.
>>24777516
>stops responding
How about this one, is she the 0.01%?
Lel you did it wrong
post picture of said chad
>>24777622
This is the Chad, and this is me evading the robot.
>>24777693
he might have the body of a chad but he has the face of a bearded middle schooler
make him at least white next time
>>24777741
Mate he has 10/10 aesthetics, are you blind? I got 6 matches in like 15 minutes and one of them super liked me.
You gotta put the alligator emoji at the end!
>>24777693
>brown
>ugly
are fucking retarded?
make him white and not ugly next time
fuck
I'd have a better chance with my face than that
Why would we lie to you?
>>24777741
>>24777789
Wew SENPAI lad look at us go
>>24777825
How do you know they're not cherry-picked?
>>24777825
This is the funniest shit Ive read all day, in stealing some of these pickup lines
>>24777825
Absolutely hilarious. That Chad looks like a fucking psycho, too.
>>24777542
Chad wouldnt ask. Why would chad care what she wants?
'Wanna smash?" Is a robot trying to be Chad.
Jesus after all these threads you guys still really dont fucking get it do you
>>24778030
I thought the entire premise behind Chad was he could act the exact same as a Robot and still pull just based on his looks.
>>24777488
I literally just started this today.
Saved up $5000 for a car, took a pic of me fanning out the money, along with pictures of the car I bought after it got waxed/detailed as well, and a few meh shirtless pics.
I got three numbers in one day.
Start off with a joke or something witty, and THEN bluntly ask for something intimate, but you still have to be subtle about it. Ill upload pics in a sec.
also
>fake profile
Good fucking luck actually getting laid. Just get rich and not-fat.
>>24778053
That was the 'idea' but in reality the most-prominent chad-poster really did embody the chad persona.
The times he tried to explicitly act like a beta while looking like chad were met with mixed results, mostly negative.
>>24778070
I'm waiting for the pics ladfam
>>24778070
>Good fucking luck actually getting laid
I didn't make the profile to get laid. I made it to see what it is like to be a Chad on Tinder.
>>24778318
Wow. That is ridiculous.
How tall are you? And your looks out of 10, roughly?
I'm not too bad looking, but when I had tinder I'd only get matches with women less good looking than I am. The kicker came when I met up with one of them and she saw that I'm 5'4 and pretty much got angry and insulted me for it. She was definitely less good looking than I am, by a fair bit, but it didn't matter because of my height.
>>24778423
Cool, now post all the ones that didn't respond positively. I am not interested in cherry-picked girls, I am here to find out if most girls will be dtf with Chad.
>>24778476
>I'm 5'4
better luck in the next life, homie
>>24778423
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>>24777825
>this is what women are actually like with Chad
>I am not Chad
>I am cursed with being a straight male
I should just kill myself, shouldn't I? What's the point? What's the fucking point?
>>24777693
He has a beta look to him.
>>24778476
Lmao, get studying so you can learn.
>>24778581
>straight
Count your blessings, at least you could pop a boner for these women if you somehow got the chance. Fucking life, it's not fair for any of us.
>>24777894
Newsflash... they ARE cherry-picked. Very much so. An angry virgin robot is just trying to make you think it has a 100% success rate.
>>24777693
He looks like an indian manlet who is compensating by bodybuilding. Use some square jawed white guy with stubble and try again.
>>24778826
That's my point. People like >>24778581 still don't realise even if I make a thread like this to show that it doesn't always work.
>>24777894
How retarded do you have to be to not know it's cherry picked?
>>24778826
Nigger are you autistic? Check the times and the dates. Both of those are within the same day, fucking hours within each other.
Never said it was a 100% success rate but chad will always get a girl.
>>24778628
>>24778859
Can you guys, just for one second, stop being fucking autistic?
>>24778971
They're right though.
It's something about his eyes.
Find a better picture to replace the face one. The rest are okay.
>>24778918
You should double check who he is replying to and then consider whether it is actually you who is the autistic one.
>>24778971
>/r9k/
>stop being autistic
Where the fuck do you think we are?
>>24778671
Get studying the ways of Chad? I already know what they do, it just doesn't work if you're 5'4 so what's the point of trying?
>>24779002
How about this? I still don't see anything wrong with the other one.
All chad needs to do to get a girlfriend is literally just flash his dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq4fJk3BOkA
>>24779062
Yeah the lighting in the first one made the face look really long and flat compared to this one.
Also is there any reason you're posting chang long wang instead of chad thundercock?
>>24779062
holy roid traps
>>24779168
He is eurasian master race.
>>24779084
I want out. I want out. I want to re-roll on life.
>>24779291
how do you know it isn't fake?
