Sex seems really awesome
It be cool if robots could fuck girls
I want to be fucked
Like the fate of the Mary Celeste, it's one of those things that will always remain a mystery.
A fembot hopped on my dick. We met on here. It can happen.
>>24777467
>tfw black girls in your community/area are nasty and rude so you never got jungle fever
I feel like I missed out on something wonderful but dark-skinned hentai is fine too
>>24777467
i hate having an average dick
>>24778141
how though
original comment
I've done the monster mash with about 20 women.
It's really not all that great if you don't have a real connection with them.
And if you actually do, they'll be absolute shit in bed.
In short, stop hyping it up.
>>24778283
We found out we lived closed to each other, she contacted me and invited me over. After a few times together she asked me to bed in just a t-shirt. I didn't even think I made a good impression since I spilled my spaghetti all the time and wasn't very sociable.
>>24778291
This.
>mfw cu.cks that pay money to fuck escorts and prostitudes and think this will solve their life problems
>mfw people seriously think sex is the best thing out of a relationship
>>24778333
well how did you find that out?
what kind of thread were you posting in?
>>24778334
Dat cuddling doe.
>>24778333
>I didn't even think I made a good impression since I spilled my spaghetti all the time and wasn't very sociable
what the fuck would she expect a person from /r9k/ to be like?
>>24778371
case in point, cuddling is not having sex.
Although I have never done it with a girl of flesh and blood,I do get naughty with my tulpa once in a while.
It is much better than regular fapping, most likely due to the strong emotional connection,visual, auditory and skin hallucinationsand the positions being closer to actual sex positions. A quickie in the morning usually makes my day.
>>24778389
Yes, that was my point. It's one of the better points to a relationship and does not involve thrusting an outer blood sack into axe wounds.
>>24778394
please seek mental help. you've gone too far off the deep end.
>>24777467
Name? Source?
>>24778364
One of those zmaps threads that used to be common. I just put my location up and never really checked it, but she lives within reasonable walking distance and contacted me.
>>24778385
I have no idea, just my point is she did all the work and effort to fuck me, and I probably made it hard for her but she still did. She had some spaghetti issues too, but I'm dense as a fucking rock. Case in point how far she had to go to get me into bed.
>Hot stinky air getting blown in your face
>Partner may do disgusting things like queef or fart
>You need to stick your dick into a hole
>A hole festering with bacteria, dried urine and blood
>And if you're good enough dripping with mucous
>Having to exchange saliva and probably get mono or herpes because the cunt is too stupid to have clean sex
>The whole thing needs to be a fucking performance
>If you're not good enough good luck seeing that girl in the future
Sex sounds like shit, and I'm glad I don't ever have to put up with it.
>>24778394
I thought you were a necropheliac at first. a tulpa is a lot less interesting tbqh pham
Damn she like that
>>24778389
>>24778409
Just book the GFE and you can cuddle and kiss a hooker all you want. Smashing is better though. Cuddling is for kids and fags.
>>24778435
what are these zmap threads? everytime I hear about people hooking up from here they always mention this shit
>>24777467
if robots could fuck girls, there will be no robots
>>24778473
>The whole thing needs to be a fucking performance
It's funny how I knew you were a virgin even before reading that last sentence
>>24778420
I actually was at a shrink for hearing voices, but the lazy bitch was so ineffective, I had to take things in my own hands. I had to stop the voices, so I made a voice to overpower the others.Yes, I contained my developing shizo eight years ago by making a tulpa.Fascinating, isn't it? It is how I cured my insomnia along the way.
Thanks to the emotional support, my grades improved and I am on my way to finish my Master's.
Thanks for your concern. I haven't lost control in eight years, I hope I won't in the future.
>>24778474
Sorry to disappoint you, famiglia.
>>24778524
I haven't seen them in awhile, but it was like this online google maps thing where anyone with the link could put their location on the map with a little info about themselves, and some people made a few /r9k/ ones.
I put my location on because it was super easy but didn't really pay it that much mind out of that. She on the other hand flooded my profile with messages and eventually went through my actual email. I know of a few other people who similarly lucked out, and found friends or partners that happened to be living right nearby them.
>>24778531
>ha you're just a virgin
So what if I am? I'd rather spend my own time cultivating myself instead of wasting it on wretched roasties like yourself.
>>24778620
I agree sex is way fucking overrated but you're so delusional, it's not even funny.
Nothing feels better than bouncing up and down on a mans cock and having complete control of his cummys
>>24778634
>Delusional
Nothing I said was false. Now begone toasty shrew.
>>24778686
>complete control
Good fucking luck. I'm so desensitized from porn, unless you're on your A game 100% for at least half an hour you ain't getting shit.
You know what would be cooler than robots fucking girls?
If a robot let me fuck him.
>>24778769
Where are you?
fdsfasdf
>>24778808
Not American or European.
Or attractive in anyway way, shape, or form.
>>24778837
Too bad, l have no standards
>>24778871
Where are you though?We're meant to go visit old family friends sometime next year in America, I had no intention of going with my family, but if you're nearby and still doing nothing we could just meet up and fuck for two weeks.
>>24777507
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>>24778473
>urine
this board is 18+, you know
>>24778956
New Fucking Orleans
>>24778435
Did you show your face before she met up with you
>>24778599
How fucking attractive are you holy fuck
>>24778141
>fembot
Fuck off you absolute idiot.
>>24779273
Maybe only a little above average.
>>24779253
We found out what each other looked like via email, but it wasn't until pretty much right before we met. Most of her interest and efforts were without knowing appearances.
>>24779277
le girls le can le be le robots le too tbqh pham smfh
>>24779103
>He doesn't know how girls piss
>He's never seen them piss
>He thinks I'm the underaged one here
>>>/out/
>>24779312
If you're a little above average (meaning white and tall I'm guessing), what does she look like?
Is she also a little above average?
>>24779382
>white and tall
That's a pretty good guess. She's not bad looking, taller than average I think and not fat. Decent t&a. After that it's down to personal preference since she'sblack.
>>24779205
>tfw never meet you ever
Family friends are in Pensacola, FL
>>24779437
>That's a pretty good guess
It's not a guess. it's a fact, she wouldn't have agreed to meet up with you unless you were tall and white
Also, I bet you anything you're dating down looks wise, you're just a failed chad so next time don't talk about >>24778141
since you know nothing about what its like to be an actual genetic failure
>>24779484
>it's a fact, she wouldn't have agreed to meet up with you unless you were tall and white
Except that she did.
