>Be 20 yo robot
>Go on /fa/, learn to dress like an actual person
>Start biking twice a week, lose weight after six months
>Join a debate team, begin meeting normies and learning how to speak like one
>Start inviting acquaintences out, evantually get invited to events as well
>Ask out about a dozen girls, get practice
>Meet a shy blonde QT straight from New England
>Get coffee a couple times and then take her to the beach, make out awkwardly
>Hang out two or three times a week for a month, make out regularly in my car
>Find out she's a virgin who's only kissed one guy before me
>Take her on a nice dinner to a Chinese place
>She asks if we want to date officially
>TFW gf
You can do it, boys. There's hope for all of us. Get off your ass, stop blaming girls, and improve yourself.
Make a list of what separates you from your average normie, and fix everything you can. Even an ugly face can be neutralized with a good haircut and hygiene.
Grats bro. I'm happy for you.
Now you can be free of this place.
Congrats on doing that too
how much weight did you lose?
>>24775573
>Go on /fa/, learn to dress like an actual person
>/fa/
>dress like an actual person
This would be encouraging if it were true.
I know I can become
normie, I know the potential is there, but its almost like I'm not in control, there's this other force inside of me, keeping me from socializing with people. Out of fear, hatred, apathy, whatever it is, I don't know how to overcome it. Every day bleeds together into one lonely existence from which I can't escape. Sleep is only a break from this torment and death would be a gift, if only I could muster the will to do it.
see you in a few months or maybe even a year or two when it's all ogre senpai; one gf don't mean shit and you'll come to understand that soon enough young one
all dreams must come to an end eventually
>She asks if we want to date officially
>TFW gf
cute dreams anon
>>24775573
>Go on /fa/, learn to dress like an actual person
Stopped reading right there.
>>24775573
>Get off your ass, stop blaming girls, and improve yourself.
fuck you faggot, your improvements are minimal compared to what ive done. all you did was:
>change how you dress
>bike regularly
>join debate team
such small changes indicate you were always just a normie
>Even an ugly face can be neutralized with a good haircut and hygiene
normie delusion
despite working my ass off for years to improve myself (and getting some good results), even i can admit that i had a lot of potential already, which is a prerequisite to self improvement. we dont have the power to change everything in our lives. some people are just truely screwed. "get off your ass" haha, yeah. fuck your arrogance
>>24775573
>Go on /fa/, learn to dress like an actual person
I usually browse /fa/ but this got me laffin
weeeeew thanks 4 the giggle, op
>>24775573
HAHAHA You fucking sell out, though props on gf
Who the fuck wants to be a normie, I got tons of friends that think well of me and I still get to be pretty fucking weird. The only thing I'm not happy about myself is I'm not totally independant yet but I'm working on that and saving money.
You can improvement yourself and conform like some asspie. Any robot that wants to be like a normie, be liked by normies, date normies is a fucking faggot. Have fun being not cool.
>>24775739
just go walk into a police station with a gun until theyre forced to kill you if you really have no hope
>>24775573
I think I'll do the same exact thing OP, thanks for writing this down step by step
>>24775573
>/fa/
stop it op, you're making me kek
>>24775573
Anyone tried sensory deprivation tanks?
Thinking of having a session or two after I make a list of things I need to change
>>24775573
>turning your life around when you're not even legal-to-drink in the states yet
wow man congrats it must have been really hard to undo months and weeks of bad habits
>>24775735
Something like that worked for me too but better.
There is never no hope. It takes not eating bad food, and spending lazy time exercising.
>>24775573
>be reasonably attractive looking
yeah, you forgot that one
>Even an ugly face can be neutralized with a good haircut and hygiene
you propably don't have one so how would you know
>>24775715
20 pounds-ish?
>>24775735
>This would be encouraging if it were true.
Why would I lie?
>>24775573
>gets first gf
>thinks hes normie now
Lol, your life may change, but you havent.
Wait till she dumps you. You'll be even worse off then before.
Not even try to psyche you out mate, I really feel for you. Much pain in your future.
>>24777662
>qt
Lol
>>24777662
I'm happy for you but I disagree with your statement about her being cute
I think she is very not cute
>>24777739
i think she's cute for him. Like they're both around the same/10
>>24777662
>blonde qt
i can think of at-least two things wrong with that title
>>24777662
You look like you have no pubes and your gf is ugly as fuck.
>>24777763
Idk he could probably do better desu
He's fairly average but she's below the mark
Daily reminder to get off the board if you aren't mentally ill, Normans.
>>24775573
>Even an ugly face can be neutralized with a good haircut and hygiene.
sheeeeeeeeeeeeit this is some lebbit tier delusion
>>24777662
>4/10 female scores a 6/10 male
This thread only serves to prove how desperate men have become as a sex
>>24777662
M A N F A C E
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And no, not you OP
>>24775573
fuck that shit just give me a job and some disposable income
>ugly, face full of acne scars
>fucked up hunchback due to childhood injury
>studder
Even my the children in my family openly mock me. No amount of self improvement will ever make me appealing to anyone.
When I was in high school I lurked here and realized how right /r9k/ was.
>New to school
>Never made any friends
>Some new girl arrives
>Instantly becomes popular and has a boyfriend after only like a month
>>24777662
post a pic of your gf
assuming you aren't lying and she's actually blonde
>>24777727
>>24777739
>>24777763
>>24777792
That's actually not my GF, but I realize now that I could have prevented this confusion by selecting literally any other picture.
>>24777662
that actually looks like a man, I think I just vomited in my mouth
>>24777662
>>24778069
Then post your actual gf.
You should also change your hair.
>>24778069
post a pic of you with your gf then nigger
>>24777662
hey man forget these fucking faggots. you did something to better yourself and it worked out greatly it seems. these faggots dissing you wish they had the determination to do what you did. i'm still trying to find that determination but good job on your accomplishments.
>>24777662
Good for you OP. I never would have guessed that you were a lesbian.
>>24777835
LOOK AT THE NOSES YOU DENSE NORMIE. FUCK
>>24775573
>>Be 20 yo robot
Too young to be a robot. Angsty kid.
>Go on /fa/, learn to dress like an actual person
Implying /fa/ knows how to dress "normal"
>Join a debate team, begin meeting normies and learning how to speak like one
Implying kids on a debate team speak like norms.
>There's hope for all of us. Get off your ass, stop blaming girls, and improve yourself.
That's your problem kid. You were a failed normie. You think everyone else is too. You are wrong.
>>24778170
look at the ear, moron. He just got a nosejob.
>>24775573
Good for you but...........
>tfw when failed normie thinks he was a robot
>>24778195
>just get a haircut
Oh yeah and facial reconstruction
>>24778225
nose jobs are pretty cheap, anon. It's not like you're burn victim tier bad. Like that guy from the army.
>>24778268
jaw surgery, nose job, chin and cheekbone implants, hair transplant
things are getting pricey...
>>24778069
>>24778077
post gf
Lets see how qt this qt is.
>>24778361
In korea it's totally normal for guys to get plastic surgeries like that.
If you don't want to that's fine and that's your choice. But don't be mad when people think you're ugly.
>>24778170
kek
are you retarded? that's 80k worth of plastic surgery. the point was that a hair and a shave isn't gonna "neutralize an ugly face"
>>24778460
huh? l'd love to, l just can't afford it.
>>24778519
No job? Do you know the prices?
>>24778519
>not getting a high paying job if you're intelligent
>not turning to a life of lucrative crime if you're stupid
>not working your ass of either way
NEETs/minimum wage fags are pathetic
>learning how to dress from /fa/
really dude
>>24778724
Is this a /fa/ meet up or something?
>>24778724
That one giraffe looking motherfucker
>>24778724
>/fa/ full of twinks who can't dress themselves
>Dylan "makes niggers go poof" Roof is the best styled there
Can't say I'm surprised.
>tfw I'd invest in becoming a NORMIE but the fear of backstabbing and managing interpersonal relationships keeps you at a distance
Add in the fact that you could easily end up a failed normie makes investing any effort scary
>>24778560
>>24778668
I'm currently in uni. plan on getting a high paying job after that. can't afford to spend money for unnecessary stuff right now.
>>24778867
Do you really consider the well-being of your life right now (that will shape your life in the future) as unnecessary?
>>24778867
Fair enough bruh, good luck
>>24775573
Is /fa/ really a source of fashion? I don't want to dress like a wood boot wearing hipster, should I look elsewhere?
>>24775573
You were never a robot you goddamn normie retard.
>>24775573
Do you know how I know you're lying OP? It was a really easy catch, and not the obvious one.
You said that you joined the debate team and "learned how to talk like a normie." What you don't know is that debate members are not normies and don't talk like normies. Go watch a debate video now, the kids will be rushing to fit as many words into 120 seconds as possible. They teach you breathing techniques in order to speak large technical terms faster and more clearly. It's hilarious, I had a friend who was on the team and I used to laugh at him for it.
Lying sack of shit OP
>>24779056
That's Policy. I'm not autistic so I do British Parliamentary and NPDA
>>24780319
High-level BP sounds really stupid at times too.
>>24775573
Now leave
>become effay
>get heavily into drugs
>make lots of friends
>spend all my money on clothes and drugs
>don't even want a girlfriend just wanna be alone
LPU slp side zip boots.
>>24775573
>just believe in yourself
fuck off
