Okay, lets play a map game. You can control a country to serve your power fantasies. You can start that all-white oligarchy fascist utopia you wanted for years! Here's the rules.
>Change your name to your country.
>No samefags playing multiple countries.
>You nation must be independent, so no obscure bullshit like South Sandwhich Islands. Also this map is from 2009 so no South Sudan, and no Kosovo because the guys that made this map didn't add them, this isn't my map don't attack me for that.
>No nukes, otherwise the USA/Russian Federation would end it in one turn, and that wouldn't be that fun.
>Pick a color, one per country.
>If it exist, there's porn for it.
>I'm only doing 20 countries, because I'm the only guy editing this game so I don't want everyone to do shit.
>The map will be updated every 10 or so minutes.
Have fun!
>>24775272
Hallo, I'll guess I will be Germany then.
>>24775272
Republic of China
>>24775335
Your color will be Green on the map.
Wait so we choose an existing country? We can't pick a place and make up a country?
>>24775272
I'll be New Zealand.
>>24775345
You'll be red.
>>24775371
Yes, I'm not adding a whole country for you. Pick a real country
>>24775388
You'll be gray. .
.
>>24775388
Forgot to put it in the name.
>>24775388
I'll be Russia. Wouldn't it be safer if we all chose a secure tripcode?
>>24775421
>Yes, I'm not adding a whole country for you.
You're not even doing that, you're just coloring a map.
GIB IRELAND PL0X
>>24775438
You'll be yellow. Yes, tripcodes should be implemented.
>>24775475
Sure, you're orange.
lel im sorry
>>24775513
Alright.
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ATTENTION EVERYONE
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Everyone put a ## behind their name and type a password so everyone gets a secure tripcode!
>>24775513
I-Ireland. Not Iceland.
Also tripcoding so faggots don't steal me country
>>24775475
Shit, thought you said Iceland, sorry.
Sweden for me then. Can I be blue?
>>24775550
Is all good m8, immigrants must perform mandatory privilege checks to gain entry to the country btw.
I'm taking back the mainland from the communist bandits. Germany, please take back East Prussia.
>>24775560
Of coarse you can BBY. .>3<
>>24775581
Thanks for forgiving me.
>>24775587
Gonna be risky sempai, you'll be kinda slow with it...but you'll take some.
The emerald isle must be united under one flag. Take northern Ireland.
Seeing as NZ is taken I might as well be the states.
>>24775640
forgot tripfaggery
Take Ukraine, it belongs to me.I've never played those map games, not sure how it works, sorry senpai
>>24775635
Thanks m8
Sweden approves
>>24775636
Damn son, gonna fuck up those brit-shits!
>>24775640
You'll be purple and cute. X3
>>24775666
KK Putin
Can I be pink?
>>24775710
K, dildo pink it is!
China, my old friend, would you be interested in helping me invade Turkey? It'll be of great help to destroy ISIS.
We'll split the captured land 50/50.
Sweden starts to build an army out of immigrants and sends them back to Syria to fuck up ISIS and take over that shithole.
>>24775746
You're basically giving weaponry and gear to immigrants for free and let them do whatever they please? Not smart, friend. That could backfire.
Hey germany, once i take the UK do you wanna split france?
>>24775737
Of course, they'll never expect us to pull a Gallipolli while we're tied up in Fuzhou. Genius!
>>24775737
That's the Chinese Republic, the the People's Republic of China.
>>24775746
You take all those immigrants and use it to take and probably stabilize Syria and Iraq,
>>24775768
Send them over first, deliver weapons afterwards.
If it backfires and they join ISIS (doubtful, because ISIS will regard them as traitors), I'll call you in for an airstrike
After electing Trump as President, I make him our sole dictator and he takes action in Syria. There is a countdown for exactly 3 months, and if there is not peace in the middle east by then then it will become a car park.
>>24775825
I'm willing to send Spec Ops to help train the immigrants and keep them in line. How's that sound?
>>24775798
I'll be Greenland.
>>24775877
But Greenland isn't independant, Anon.
Can I be ISIS?
i need some sleep. germany can have my land.
New Zealand kicks all men, feminists, and prisoners out of the country. They are sent on boats to remote parts of Russia with minimal supplies.
Large amounts of cats are smuggled from USA.
Here is my plan to invade Turkey:
While my troops attack from North, China could attack from the South and ally with the Immigrants in from Sweden that are in ISIS.
Turkey will have to fight a two-front war.
Russia from North, China+refugees from South coming from Syria.
To destabilize Turkey we'll also stop exporting oil to Turkey.
How's that sound? Sweden, would you tell the immigrants to fuck Turkey up, as well as ISIS?
>>24775936
Forgot code again.
>>24775877
>Greenland
>Is a part of Denmark
>So you'll be fighting a revolution. Good luck!
>>24775926
NO!
>>24775936
Weird request,but okay.
>>24775975
>>24775936
You could've asked us before putting them in our land.
But yes, do it. Put them all in the coldest parts of Russia. We agree.
>>24775272
Brown please
>>24776006
Btw, could it be that you forgot to color China red?
>>24775856
Sounds pretty good. Helped a lot.
>>24775966
I'll distract the Turkish army with artillery strikes from the Syrian border. When they start to move south, you attack from the north. When their troops split up, that's the time when China and my immigrant footsoldiers can invade Turkey.
>>24776006
Dibs on the Congo. I want to instill an all white Oligarchy and put any able bodied black to work on logging camps/serve in the military. Also we export bananas to the world.
>>24776061
Sounds good, let's show those Turks.
Gib DRC pls
I will be Brazil. Blue please
>>24776055
Exactly! The communist traitors should have surrendered by now.
>>24776085
Fuck you
Password for my trip is niggers
OP gib Nigeria plox
>>24776055
Not the gamemasters fault. He called for the Republic of China, which technically is Taiwan's official name and which GM colored red. He should've called for the People's Republic of China.
Is there room for more?
>>24776006
We send a letter to the Denmark leaders, who then agree to recognize our independence, because that's how it works in the modern world.
>>24776157
Shit, didn't know that.
>>24776157
Taiwan is but one province in the glorious Republic of China.
Can I be France mid-shift into a militaristic police state in order to combat terrorism? I'll start by creating a mass exodus of all Muslims to Germany.
>>24776051
KK
>>24776055
No. I put the Chinese Republic (Taiwan) red.
>>24776085
Okay, here you go.
>>24776119
Sweden is dark blue, you you get shitty, obscure blue. Hope you like it.
>>24776164
Yup!
>>24776170
YUP! That works! And Kate Upton is my GF. You'll need help re building after the war, good thing you're wining.
>>24776204
You're always real China to me BBY. >3>
>>24776234
Sorry, didn't upload in time, here you are.
>>24776242
Make Nippon pink you baka gaijin!
Anyone want to negotiate a trade deal of organic Congo wood for Albino skin?
>>24776279
NZ is pink. I'll reshade I guess.....
Bolivia and paraguay are weak af. Invasion time. I want a United South American empire.
Nippon annex korea and kill all the men and rape the women.
>>24776242
Is that purple shit south of my Syrian/Irakian exclave ISIS? IF so, I ask my friends Russia and China to help me remove them from the map and take over their land.
All survivors are then to be sent to Madagascar.
Australia pls OP
>>24776340
The Korean peninsula is still legally part of Japan.
>>24776340
D-did you just rape all the qt kpop girls?
Nippon, we are at war. WE ARE AT WAR!!!
OP, the Russian Federation aids South Korea fight off Japan!!
>>24776170
New Zealand sends a shipment of sweaters, old greeting cards, and model planes to Greenland.
New Zealand sends an update request to Russia to see how it's outsed citizens are faring.
New Zealand exports large amounts of used cat litter to Japan.
New Zealand citizens hold monthly, festively decorated markets in an effort to increase tourism. A valid, non-New Zealand passport is required for tourist entry.
All remaining New-Zealand citizens have mandatory uniforms. (Pic related)
>>24776328
Would you like to form a coalition with the Congo? I will sell my black workers as resources to your South American cause.
>>24776372
YOU MAKE A BIG MISTAKE WHIT PIGU!
Japan cancel all hentai and anime access from russia.
USA come fight russia or lose your hentai!
>>24776350
Russia is ready and willing to help you remove kebab.
>>24776379
We must inform you that we found them all dead. Part of them froze to death, the others were killed by wild animals.
We are deeply sorry.
>>24776401
Sure. We could use a nigger army. You can take some cocaine and cash in return.
>>24776372
>aids
kek
Sweden sends some migrants to help, in return we request nothing but early access to all future Japanese video game releases.
>>24776350
That's America, you're at war with the USA.
>>24776328
K
>>24776340
K
>>24776362
K
>>24776372
SK and Russia at war!
>>24776379
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
BTW Greenland is now free!
BTW Yugoslavia re formed because I can.
>>24776379
Greenland thanks you.
The sweaters keep us warm, and the model planes teach us to create planes, soon enough, we have a new monopoly on planes and plane parts, we use the money to recover from our recent war. We create an alliance with New Zealand to give air support if they are ever in need.
>>24776452
I will send 4 boatloads of niggers to help conquer. All I want is big chunky slice of Chile and we have a deal.
>>24776454
HAHA scorched earth fucka!
You help them you never play your games again.
Japan cancel all exports to Sweden, no anime for you only islam!
I <3 You guys! Great game so far!
>>24776493
We have a deal my friend. Enjoy your chunk.
>>24776422
We don't need your degenerate anime and hentai - we have superior russian porn industry.
If you call for USA to help you, we'll call for China and destroy you both!
You should think twice if you want to drag USA into this. We can settle this alone!
>>24776454
Thanks a lot Sweden, as soon as Nippon is in russian hands we will export the anime industry to Sweden. Cheap immigrant workers will produce lots of anime merch! Great deal!
>>24776422
New Zealand enters the gaming, animated series and film market to provide an alternative to Japanese products.
New Zealand accepts and encourages diplomacy with Greenland.
New Zealand sends flowers to Russia.
I shall use my acquisition of Chile to mine copper. If anyone is willing to trade firearms for this copper contact the Congo immediately.
>>24776500
Oh, also - you can prevent this war and death upon your citizens if you let go of South Korea. That is our condition.
In order to gain back our video games und finance the war against Japan, Sweden starts taking over the Arabian Penninsula for their oil fields. Saudi Arabia is first.
>>24776508
I was hoping that I wouldn't have to mention this, but could you make me green for Pete's sake?
>>24776508
Any spots open? I'll be Monte Carlo.
>>24776520
>we have superior russian porn industry.
haha russian women are men with long hair :3
FUK YOU PIGU
america-kun kick russia ass!
>>24776552
shitty knock off!!!
>>24776557
nobody want anime about sex with sheep haha
>>24775272
I choose Mongolia, largest empire in history
gonna rock it like it's 1250
Australia offers cheap iron and resources to America for protection and good military arms
Australia offers military alliance and even better trading with our New Zealand bros
Australia declarers war on Papua New guinea cause those natives need some "Foreign aid"
>>24776557
We massively import new New Zealand products.
>>24776568
We export planes with guns on them to the Congo
Afterward, we export more weapons to Russia and its allies and to Japan and its allies.
Brazil keeps expanding. Exports our faggot to sweden. They will take anyone as immigrants.
>>24776597
Yes, BTW it;s called Monaco, MC is just part of it.
>>24776620
Do it M8
>>24776628
Okay
Somalia right here
>>24776575
You fight for your kpop idols but they already had taste of lots of Nippon dick.
RUSSIA = KUCK
>>24776557
Russia accepts the flowers and thanks New Zealand with tons of Turkish Delights that we've captured when we invaded Turkey.
>>24776611
America still hasn't answered your request. Be smart, Japan, this is your last chance. Back off of South Korea or we will destroy your country!
Based apartheid South Africa reporting in. Time to fuck shit up.
>>24776696
Japan leave koreafor now
On condition you leave japan!
With an over abundance of copper, the Congo has it's most prized white scientists develop bipedal walker machines equipped with automatic weaponry. These machines can be used for combat or transportation. Will trade to countries for valuable resources.
>>24776675
Monaco invades San Marino.
Sends Emissaries to North Korea, Russia, China and Cuba, hoping to set up trade agreements.
UPDATE!
Germany, France, and USA are out, they haven't responded in too long.
>>24776696
The USA has gone silent. Perhaps someone needs to send trump a clear message.
>>24776675
>24776575
>>24776743
Why did trip change? IS this devious tactic?
We attempt to take over Canada and USA for a united North America
>>24776736
We'll trade ice and Snow all year round.
>>24776743
Monaco sends emissaries to the US.
Armenia here.
>>24776726
Of course we will leave Japan. No hard feelings, k? We send you the rest of our Turkish Delights as apology for the tensions between us. Do you accept and become friends with Russia?
>>24776749
Yes, how about we annex USA together? Since we know you guys are secretly earning money with the drug business, we want a cut from the earnings. I say 40%.
The Congo announces its plans to head north and conquer Africa. With the power of our new weaponized walkers and planes it's a breeze capturing the surrounding countries. With a vast and expendable nigger army, there is little resistance from Africa and we begin becoming more unified under the power that is the Congo.
>>24776552
Thanks friend, that will boost Swedens ecnomical power immensely.
>>24776611
Anime peired with Swedish IKEA-do-it-yourself kits, I don't see how Nippon can compete with that.
Also, the invasion of Saudi Arabia is going great. I now control all their oil fields as well as the centre of the Islam religion. 1 billion muslims will now think about messing with me or I will light up the Kaaba.
Okay, no more new players.
>>24776806
Sounds good. Will have to deal with Greenland though.
>>24776620
Rogue provinces will be brought to heel.
Mongolia will invade the unoccupied parts of china, keeping it historical
>>24776806
Japan leave korea. Now get out of japan!
>>24776811
It's not anime when it's made by dirty pig.
>>24776836
A-am I in senpai?
>>24776628
New Zealand attempts to train its all-female population in combat - but they all end up leaving training to check out new sweet shops that seem to sustain the market alongside knitted goods.
>>24776654
New Zealand sends free figurines from New Zealand's latest anime, "New Zealand Knitting Club" to Greenland.
>>24776696
New Zealand wonders if it's getting chubby and requests some personal trainers from allies to get it into shape.
>>24776796
Wait, Greenland. Brazil and the Russian Federation already have the plan to annex the USA. I say you take Canada and we take USA.
Deal?
Monaco colonizes Antarctica and uses the newly acquired San Marino soldiers to take Liechtenstein.
>>24776872
Give japan california!
We want mexico and everything in between it and us. GO FORTH AND CONQUER MY LEGION.
Monaco has taken the Vatican. We have captured the Pope and will ransom him to the highest bidder.
Is it too late to join?
>>24776871
A few selected PTs are on their way with their newly developed squat-diet. Let us know how it goes!
>>24776891
Japan may get California under one condition:
Russia wants a cut from the anime industry profit. Sounds good?
>>24776954
Yes, sorry. See >>24776836
>>24776936
We will provide the virgin daughters of conquered nations. Lots of catholics down here like that guy.
Australia invades Madagascar and sets up Abo/non white deportation camps
Australia offers South Africa dumping ground in Madagascar as well if wanted
Australia begins mass conscription and military training of Emus
Send a fluffy wombat to Zealand see if they like it
>>24776971
In that case I would like to request India to poo in loo
Japan captures Hawaii, and sends settlers to California.
>>24776971
>Russia wants a cut from the anime industry profit.
Don't get greedy snow piggy.
No money but all anime and manga will be released with russia version as well.
Here's some new shit.
>>24776975
We would like nuclear weapons and a formal military alliance in exchange for the pope. Also, our army increases because we have set up the Monaco Foreign Legion.
>>24776936
Sweden bids 1000 arian 10/10 swedish blondes, as well as a lifetime supply of IKEA furniture and Volvos.
>>24776872
We get Indiana and everything that way. Like, if we drew a straight line across the country, everything on Indiana's level or higher would be ours. We'll give you tons of Canadian oil.
>>24776936
The Congo offers you a fine banana in exchange for the pope. And I must say this is a mighty fine banana.This is an explosive banana.
>>24777029
Sounds good so far but do you have Nuclear weapons? If not, I think a Military Alliance would be good.
>>24777025
Why isn't Sweden taking over Saudi Arabia in this map? I have the military strenght of my immigrant army.
>>24776997
Sweden seconds that request.
>>24777026
Brazil does not like your offer.
Brazil creates new state religion.
>>24776971
We just want to be friends.
Besides how can you fight something so kawaii!
>>24777025
Brazil wanted everthing up to Mexico why you give them california!
We are offering to take all Africans that are under 5 years old. We will train them strictly, giving us an elite nigger army, complete with nigger scientists.
We mobilize our troops and launch a blitzkreig attack on Azerbeijan, slaughtering every filthy turkic we see.
>>24777079
The Pope is exchanged to you. The interaction is completed.
OK fuck China, were moving west
Mongolia takes Kazakhstan
Brazil distributes propaganda worldwide. Encouraging small nations to "join our utopia"
Sorry if I'm not reading everything. I'm getting alot of shit here.
>>24776936
New Zealand offers a shipment of sweaters with sleeping cats embroidered on them, a catgirl maid, and 10 tons of Fern Root in exchange for the pope.
>>24776979
The Fluffy Wombat has become the vice president of New Zealand.
>>24776971
The girls seem to be healthier and their butts are looking better than ever. New Zealand sends a shipment of semi-precious stones mixed in with plushies of their new Vice President to Russia.
>>24777072
Read the rules, no nukes allowed.
A military alliance would be fine but only if I gain access to the Vatican archives.
The Congo deploys 100 specially trained nigger warriors outside the vatican along with 20 walkers with heat-seeking missles. We tell Monaco that if the pope isn't released, we will destroy their only leverage.
Proposal:
Japan get west coast of US + Hawaii, Russia get Alaska and rest of US, Brazil get mexico and stuff south. Greenland get Canada.
What you think boys? I think we can all get along yes?
>>24777133
New Zealand enters a national week of mourning over not getting the pope.
>>24777038
No, we can't take that offer, sorry.
Our offer still stands. Take Canada and be happy with it.
Japan, Russian Federation and Brazil have already voiced their wish for the USA.
>>24777138
Sorry, didn't realize. The deal you have mentioned is good.
Retake Mongolia while they aren't looking.
>>24776997
We build 600 million toilets all hooking up our space program facility that just invented a new type of missile that runs on human waste.
Malta is our test site for poo powered missiles.
>>24777149
This is acceptable to us
>>24777149
We are okay with this.
>>24777150
We still have cardinals. I will accept your offer for all of the Cardinals. I keep the Swiss guard though.
>>24777157
no man, peace I won't go over the wall
Im taking Kazkhstan
>>24777159
>World superpower
GO FUCK A COW POO BOIS.
>>24777152
Can we have the States surrounding the Great Lakes, PLEASE?~
>>24777132
No problem m8, appreciate the effort.
>>24777113
Thank.
That means Sweden is now controlling the head of the Catholic Church as well as the centre of islamic belief.
Sweden moves towards Jerusalem to end all religious wars once and for all.
>>24777133
Thanks a lot. As a sign of friendship, Russia sends a cute pure-breed Labrador puppy to the president of NZ.
>>24777149
>>24777174
>>24777186
New Zealand would like Maine.
>>24777187
We will take the Cardinals~
>>24777205
Cry more hockey pigu.
>>24777210
The Congo heres about this and springs into action to save the Jews. We deploy a military force into Jerusalem as well.
Monaco, using its new legion and captured soldiers, takes Switzerland and is marching through France.
Australia invades Indonesia and Malaysia with the use of trained war Emus and highly disciplined Aussie diggers
Australia offers Newzealand 6000 wombats for 6000 breedable catgirl maids
Heres the new map for you guys, So much shit going on.
>>24777210
The world will worship our religion of Brazilism hail the god-king Zendor! We will show you religious war.
>>24777224
Deal is completed. France is under Monaco's control and we would like to offer Greenland all of the Muslims and Africans.
We take over Iceland and Denmark. We then take over all the rest of Scandinavia.
Somalia hijacks NZ shipments of sweaters and holds crew for ransom. We demand 5,000,000 nzd
>>24777189
Sorry, Mongolia is territory of the RoC. You can establish a government-in-exile in mudistan, though.
>>24777283
In exchange for a Military Alliance.
>>24777205
That is too much. Canada is a huge country, you should be thankful.
>>24777224
On behalf of the American citizens we shouldn't split the country into so many governments, especially NZ wants a cut now too.
>>24777224
Okay, we will grant you Maine but only because you've been a good sport to most countries here before and sent gifts.
>>24777252
Maine belongs to NZ now.
>>24777252
Ok now for all the Stan countries,
Afghanistan
Tajikistan
Turkmenistan
Pakistan
Uzbekistan
All for the Glory of Mongolia
>>24777283
We agree, and start Nigger training, moving them all to Iceland.
>>24777252
Per the agreement Japan has west coast of US, which extends from bay in the north to baja in the south baka.
Also remove russia from hokkaido.
>>24777304
I want to be best friends now russia ^_^
>>24777317
Thanks. We have a military alliance now. My army takes Spain and Portugal.
Russian Federations takes over Estonia, Latvia and Belarus.
>>24777304
The Congo demands Rhode Island. If it is not given we will declare war.
>>24777299
I'll let you take the rest of China and both Koreas but not one inch of Mongolia
>>24777304
We send Russia maple syrup.
>>24777304
Monaco would like Hawaii, Former U.S. territories and Puerto Rico. We are willing to set up a trade agreement.
>>24777246
Sweden starts a national campaign to find women who are willing to give themselves for the greater cause.
We send 100 voluntary 10/10 blondes to Jerusalem to distract Congo's nigger army. Sweden's forces take over the city with ease.
>>24777258
The pope as well as the Muezzin in Mekka und the Rabbi in Jerusalem proclaim Zlatan as the new god. 2.5 billoin poeple worldwide now worship the great gor Zlatan. Brazilism can't compete with Zlatanism.
>>24777360
Mongolia is an inalienable part of China.
>>24777350
You have no right to claim Rhode Island. Rhode Island belongs to the Russian Federation and we will not give it out.
If you want war, you'll have to face the military power of us and all our friends, including the Republic of China, Sweden, Japan and New Zealand.
>>24777384
This is blasphemy maple syrup has been banned by history holy one>>24777385
. HAIL THE GOD-KING
>>24777346
How about you take North Korea and Japan take South?
We have grown out of comfort women phase, together we can form open boarder over DMZ.
>>24777304
New Zealand is overjoyed and creates several sweater making factories, boosting local economies. Nothing else changes much.
>>24777292
Newly trained (thanks to Russia~) militant catgirls brutally murder Somalian terrorists and wear the intestines as a cute belt.
>>24777397
New Zealand affirms its support.
>>24777392
Zendor knows all. We declare war on all non-belivers
>>24777291
The new god Zlatan calls all 2.5 billion worshippers in for support. Greenland's quest to conquer Sweden fails.
>>24777395
I think you wall says different
Monaco annexs Malta, Tunisia, Gibraltar and Tunisia.
Okay, game is ending in 20 minutes. Mainly because I need sleep, everyone gets a nuclear weapon.
>>24777451
Just have someone take over.
>>24777384
Russian Federation thanks you for your gift and sends you ten planes full of track suits.
>>24777385
Russia would like to hear your offer but don't get your hopes up.
>>24777442
We wanted all of Scandinavia EXCEPT for Sweden, we're sorry if we weren't clear enough.
>>24777451
For Zendor we end ourselves in nuclear glory. Goodbye world.
>>24777433
Russia agrees. I don't like that fuckface Kim Jong-Un anyway.
>>24777451
I annex Britain, West Africa and Germany.
>>24777490
New Zealand proposes the Fluffy Wombat becomes the new leader of North Korea.
>>24777485
Any true followers of Brazilism will kill themselves alongside our nuclear exit.
Australia nukes and attacks Japan
Using Professional soldiers Emus,Abos and mass Indonesian assaults
Revenge for Singapore death to the eastern devil
>>24777514
That is a war crime of unspeakable cruelty. Japan has done no wrong to you, Australia.
Russian Federation attacks Australia with all its forces to get revenge for glorious Nippon.
We don't use the nuke, we'll need that later maybe.
>>24777451
Update Japan! >>24777338
>>24777385
>Monaco would like Hawaii
I will wipe your shitty city from face of earth. Hawaii is japan!
>>24777468
>>24777490
I'm happy we can agree, I hope we have best of both cutures on the new korean peninsula.
>>24777514
HAHA WE RESISTANT TO NUKES DUMB KANGAROO CUNT
WE ALREADY TOOK TWO AND WE STILL HERE
I KILL YOUR MEN RAPER YOUR WOMEN AND FEED YOUR CHILDREN TO DINGO
>>24777397
Sweden also affirms its support.
Also, a delivery of 1000 new IKEA tank-kit prototypes is being shipped to Russia
Monaco takes Argentina, Iran and Tibet. Once again, we auction off the Dalai Llama.
We start to build safe havens in the Canadian wilderness, then move all our people to these nuclear resistant underground cities. Yes, even the Africans.
>>24777544
The Congo deploys its nuke into Rhode Island and invades the east coast. The Congo is now in control of New England and sets up a wall around it.
>>24777549
I didn't realize that. I would like Las Vegas and Area 51 instead.
>>24777484
Ok, in that case, please accept a shipload of crispbread as a sign of friendship.
>>24777544
Thank for support trusted friend and ally.
We also attack australia and defend ourselves.
Don't use nuke of course, we not barbarian like Australian dogs.
We drew russian waifu for you.
>>24777562
We want him. We'll give you our safehouse building technique.
>>24777562
New Zealand offers a shipment of vintage dolls, collectors baseball cards, and two gently used tanks in exchange for the Dalai Llama.
Okay, 10 minutes
>>24777397
Since Sweden supports you, Monaco is drawn in as well.
>>24777597
>>24777544
Japan obviously.
>>24777616
WHY HAVE YOU NOT UPDATED JAPAN YOU BAKA ASS MOTHERUCKER!
rip
Have fun with your wildlife and bush fires Russia
Australia leaves the thread
>>24777562
Sweden offers Yemen for the Dalai Lama. We need him for our collection of (former) religious leaders.
>>24777612
I accept New Zealand's offer. I take Nepal and Bhutan as well. Also, I take Thailand.
>>24777642
NZ offers Greenland and Sweden weekly visits to the DL.
>>24777642
We offer our techniques to New Zealand in exchange for the Dalai Llama.
>>24777573
Russia and its allies attack Congo from the land. Japan uses its war ships to attack from the water. (Japan, please give affirmation that you do that)
>>24777639
Thanks and was nice playing.
>>24777640
I have ransomed him off. But I still have Catholic Bishops and all of the Tibetan Monks. I would like Yemen in exchange for them.
>>24777642
Ah crap.
In that case, Sweden sets of to conquer the rest of the Arabian world. North Africa and the Arabian Penninsula are now under the control of the tre kronor.
Our army of nigger scientists reverse engineer the nuke. We now have ten nukes, and impenetrable underground cities.
Russia what you say to splitting Australia in half, and Japan taking Philippines? You keep rest of south east asia.
>>24777665
We help! fuck congo.
Is congo the orange fuck in my california and russia US?
Where did brazil go? FUCK YOU CONGO!
>>24777709
Japan like's greenlands fan fiction, adapts into 2 cor anime.
>>24777709
We take over the world under threat of nuclear destruction. If anyone else uses their nuke, it will not affect us.
>>24777685
Sadly, I have no interest in them whatsoever.
>>24777612
AS New Zealand is now in possession of the Dalai Lama, Sweden offers 1 million cats and 100 beautiful Swedish women in exchange for the religious leader.
Sweden also uses its nuke to wipe Cyprus off the face of the earth.
Monaco takes the Carribean.
>>24777719
Brazil offed himself. Australia is of no concern right now, our death is upon is. That's more important right now.
>>24777743
NUKE GREENLAND IMMEDIATELY
>>24777752
Since we have an alliance, I'll give you my possessions in North Africa and take Ethiopia and all unclaimed lands in Africa.
>>24777761
>>24777743
Nuke the Canadian parts of Greenland*
>>24777743
Greenland stop posting your light novel ideas.
You can send them to us directly and we make them for you ;^)
Is anyone willing to part with Area 51?
>>24777761
HA HA HA! YOU FOOL! IT HAS NO EFFECT. WE DESTROY RUSSIA.
OUR SCIENTISTS MULTIPLY OUR NUKES BY TEN AGAIN.
WE HAD 100 NUKES, NOW WE HAVE 90.
>>24777752
NZ accepts Sweden's trade.
On a separate note - anybody with a bit more time to kill interested in another game? This game will be set in 1669, on a medium size island nation. There is 13 kingdoms. You're the ruling leader. You can cultivate trade, go to war, etc. It will be on a smaller scale so you'll get to individualize your "kingdom" more.
END OF THE GAME!
Because of Russia and Greenland's nukings everyone got fucked except Monaco and NZ, Monaco and New Zealand win!
>>24777852
That sounds fun. I'd be up for it.
We wake up in our underground city. We are unharmed. We have only one nuke.
>>24777864
How arbitrary.
>>24777451
Our nuke goes off in Mumbai and creates a gigantic shit storm that blankets the earth's atmosphere and blocks out the sun.
>>24777864
shieeeeet
>>24777852
Would love to but I gotta sleep mane, it's 8 AM here.
>>24777864
Hey, no fair, Sweden had no beef with Greenland and was an ally to Russia. At least the African/Arabian territories would have survived a nuclear war since neither Russia nor Dreenland had any possessions near.
Oh well, was a nice game, folks.
Wish you all a good night.
>>24777877
Fuk u gaijin, how they live and Japan hawaii die!
Dirty white pigu
>>24777852
Link the new thread. I call the Kingdom of the Green Lands. Move the thread to /tg/
>>24777904
Another eurofag? Nice.
Was fun being allies with you, my friend.
>>24777939
Same, breh. Good night!
>>24777919
It's kind of slow there. You think we'll get enough players?
>>24777968
>Slow
Just because it doesn't move a million miles an hour, doesn't mean that it's slow. I've been in a quest thread this whole time, and it had more posters than this.
>>24778015
>cross boarder
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24777852
Make and link the thread.
Okay! Done.
>>>/tg/44014602
