>Start going to a coffee shop frequently
>They know your name.
>>24774486
>owner tries to sell you heroin
>Owner shakes your hand and thanks you for your patronage
I didn't go back. What the fuck .
>always call in for a pizza at a local place
>give them my name to pick it up
>after a few more times going there, the girl says "hey anon!"
>never go back
>Go to Carl's Jr. every day for the next 4 days after classes at college
>Cashier says "Hello and welcome back to Carl's Jr.!"
>know your order so all they have to ask is "the usual?"
>start going to chink food place
>go on a regular basis
>they start giving you the shitty food because they think you'll come back anyway
>>24774528
>after a few more times going there, the girl says "hey anon!"
>never go back
>>24774486
>Start going to a coffee shop frequently
>The manager pulls you aside and asks you to go somewhere else because you make people 'uncomfortable'
They were a block from my old building, too. I bathe, dress in clean clothes, say 'please' and 'thank you', pay, etc. Never hit on a barista or another customer, etc.
>tfw moved out because i never felt welcome anywhere in the area after that
Before the inevitable >things that never happened post, it did, i did, and fuck you, you unoriginal cocksucker posting that tired shit.
>>24774717
what do you wear/hairstyle?
>>24774717
Lol... I was just thinking "never happened" and you said that... It's like you read my mind on the act.
But yeah, this never happened. bait HARDER!
>>24774717
What was the name of this pretentious douche collective?
>>24774717
Yeah you're like that anon that said he tried to ask a girl what time is it and she said "ew, get away from me".
That never happened. Neither did your shitstory. Stop lying on the internet to compensate your need for care, sympathy and attention.
>mfw I got a mail from dominos giving me free pizza voucher and a thank you note for being a "top customer"Top customer meant I was essentially a fat ass who ordered way to much pizza
>>24774486
> in the local bookstore
> seller comes in my direction with a smile
> hi, can I help y-
> "I'm just looking around!"
> realize that i have unintentionally screamed that last sentence
> realize that the girl is in shock, and everyone in the store is looking at us
> leave and never come back
I haven't bought a book ever since
>>24774717
be honest, how fat are you?
>>24774782
I cut my own hair, mohawk. Trenchcoat, fatigues. Full sleeves, neck tattoo, inverted cross branded on my forehead.
Why?
>>24774788
Dude, I told you. Where the fuck do you live man? I've fucking had it with you.
>>24775011
>I bathe, dress in clean clothes, say 'please' and 'thank you', pay, etc. Never hit on a barista or another customer, etc.
>I cut my own hair, mohawk. Trenchcoat, fatigues. Full sleeves, neck tattoo, inverted cross branded on my forehead.
kek
>have meal plan for university
>give them my card on my birthday
>they swipe it and look at the screen
>"oh, happy birthday anon!"
>"th-thanks"
>silently wait for my food before leaving alone
>frequently a coffee shop
>coffee slags always chatting with the other customers
>they just ask for your order & hand it over
>they never even attempt small talk
such is life as an uggo
>they learn my name and my usual order
I love it. Especially when they confirm my order while I'm in line so it's ready to go when I get to the register.
>>24775011
>I cut my own hair, mohawk. Trenchcoat, fatigues. Full sleeves, neck tattoo, inverted cross branded on my forehead.
>teacher asks who you're going to prom with
>say you don't think you're going
>"Oh you don't want to spend the money?"
>"Sure let's go with that"
>>24774550
This has to be the most paradoxical logic of all time, angers me.
>>24774550
This is true
Stopped going tho shanghi palace switched to house of lo mein
>however, no online order
>>24775075
>birthday
>take myself out to olive garden
>place is almost empty
>seated in back corner of empty restaurant
>manager comes over
>"welcome to olive garden, let us know how everything goes, blah, blah...may i ask if there's a special reason for coming tonight?"
>not sure why, but i tell him: "well, heh, heh, it's my birthday."
>manager looks over empty both, nods with a tight-lipped smile
>long pause
>"okay, then. enjoy your meal!"
>have shitty meal alone
>you know how some places bring out a miserable lump of ice cream or a slice of cake when you say it's your birthday?
>nothing
>bonus: they had those electronic pay-at-your-table things so i didn't have to even interact with the staff when i was done
>happy fucking birthday
>>24775165
>>"Sure let's go with that"
Pretty smooth anon, not bad at all. 8/10
>>24776184
that sounds like a win-win. wouldn't you have been freaking out if they came out and made a big deal about it being your birthday?
>go somewhere and see a "popular" former classmate of mine
>they look so worn down
>they don't recognize me
Feels too good, man.
>>24774486
>Go into coffee shop every day before class to do homework
>Know guy who is always working on a first name basis, always strike up great conversations
>Can't say a word to any of my peers for the life of me
>>24774534
They don't even ask anymore. I come in, they sort of nod or make some kind of acknowledgement about me then I browse the Internet on the phone until my coffee is ready.
>>24774486
>last year
>living way up north of downtown
>technically not in city limits
>have to take a 45 minute bus ride to downtown just to go on another 45 minute bus ride to get to school/work
>stop at this gas station on the corner almost everyday on my way to the bus stop
>usually get a soda and something to snack on while I wait for the bus
>befriend all the cashiers that work there
>always greet me when I come in
>there was also a Jack In the Box across the street that I frequented
>usually ordered the grande sausage burrito
>qt cashier starts asking, "Grande sausage today, anon?"
>felt nice to sort of have friends
>ended up moving closer to downtown because my lease was up
>loneliness back with a vengeance now that I have no friends
>feelsbadman.jpg
I mean, we weren't really friends in the traditional sense, but it was nice to have some small talk once in awhile, it kept the loneliness at bay for the most part.
>>24774550
I've experienced this. Such bullshit, they're taking advantage of a loyal customer. I've been eating healthy again for the last 45 days or so which means two takeout stores I know were taking my business for granted will have noticed I'm strangely not ordering once or twice a week. Hopefully they think it's because they were giving me subpar meals compared to what they originally gave me.
> Be a regular
> Don't take advantage by asking out a qt314 barista
>>24776184
He probably didn't believe and thought you just wanted some free food
>>24774486
My Taco Bell knows me as Stacy, because it's one of those weird ones that asks for your name when you order.
They probably know me as that cheap whore that only order dollar menu shit.
>>24776988
>I mean, we weren't really friends in the traditional sense, but it was nice to have some small talk once in awhile
Despite what this board will often suggest humans are inherently social animals are we need interaction with others to be happy, healthy and functioning.
>>24777087
>They probably know me as that cheap whore that only order dollar menu shit.
Trust me, they definitely don't care. It's not like their salary goes up or down depending on what you buy. The only places that put weight into what you order are the local ones (usually Asian-owned) where the people taking your order also own the company. Still, any business is better than none.
>Takeout shop where you phone ahead
>Always use my last name
>Order so frequently they announce my name and make small talk whenever they see me
>They only know my last name and assume it is my first name
>Never correct them
>used to steal debit card from my moms purse to go buy beer at the corner store
>brother snitched on me to corner store people
>corner store started to ask me if I was using my card
>was only able to go there again if I was able to steal cash
>>24775165
This has been my go-to reason for being single ever since a guy in high school suggested it.
Similarly, "I'm too busy to date" is great for college students/young professionals, and if you're a guy no one will give you shit for it.
