sup robots.
just bought two of these for a grand total of $2.14. not too shabby.
what do you want to talk about?
The fact that that product exists is fucking depressing. Not saying I'd turn it down, but holy fuck.
>>24771857
why not get a bottle of wine
even the cheapest bottle of vino feels less depressing
>>24771857
Pretty nice family. I usually go for the regular Steel Reserve myself.
>>24772047
I'm drinking pic related right now to be honest pham
>>24772047
too much of a poorfag to even get the jewish express $4 wine bottle at wally world.
>>24772070
can someone explain this 'desu senpai' bullshit and 'desu senpai' i see everywhere? only thing i can find out about it is a parody of black twitter, or something..
>>24772321
first part should read T B H F A M
i had bbq sauce tonight for dinner.
wtfbbq.
omg
>>24771857
Sup mang
Steel Reserve was my shit in early college.
That and forties of Mickey's.
I was just about to make a thread like this, just started drinking some Jameson and coke.
Not sure why, but I just felt like Jameson. I've been on a scotch kick lately, but was feeling something sweeter.
>>24772321
to be honest, family, I don't get what you don't get.
>>24772730
jenna jameson was my fav pornstar when i first got into porn.
good times brah
>>24772760
nice one, fajayghet
WHISKEY, WHISKEY, NANCY WHISKEY
WHISKEY, WHISKEY NANCY-O
OP here.
not fucked up enough, so probably going to go out and get another couple of steel reserves. will update.
>>24772321
word filters.
I hope they stay forever, because the niggerspeak meme was annoying and only used byroodypoos
>>24771857
I generally get the regular stuff, not the fruity one. 8.2% ABV or something for barely more than a can of Sprite, it's about the cheapest way to get drunk (especially since once I get drunk I'm way too lazy to make mixed anything.)
>what do you want to talk about
Let's talk about your mother, OP.
>>24775381
Godspeed you fucking faggot.
>>24775488
>your mother, OP
what do you want to know, fagbag?
btw its going to be a sec. my parents are both alcoholics (there's some info about my mom for ya, shitlord), so they don't like alcohol around. so i have to sneak around with the liquor. they are about to go to bed so i'll be out and getting more girly jewdrinks in a sec
>>24775790
>girly jewdrinks
>tfw no jewish gf
What's it like growing up with alcoholic parents? My mom was fortunate because wine hardly goes bad so she could just drink one bottle of wine over a year (or more), my dad drank beer but so rarely that it would often expire before he drank it.
Drank exclusively Guiness for years, too, and couldn't figure out why it made him feel like shit until I exposed him to some easier stuff. Now he's a Corona Extra faggot, good god that stuff tastes like gasoline even before it expires.
I IS DRANK MILLER 64 6 PACK WINTER LAGER UH AND 40OZ MICKETS BEER FUCKIN GROSS BUT WINTER LAGER WAS OK PREFER OKTOBERFEST LOL
>steel reserve
disgusting. if you're going to get malt liquor, get Olde English
I'm drinking good old SJ right now, but it's running low. may have to get another bottle tomorrow, or a box of wine or something
>>24775986
they always went to (and still go to) aa meetings.
made me curious about liquor and want to try it cause it was such a forbidden item.
never had any issues with alcohol really. did end up becoming a heroin addict tho (lol). what a relief, eh?
>>24776070
olde english is literally fucking nasty omfg please god dont make people buy that HOLY SHIT the taste is like burnt honey malt liquor and piss s
>>24771857
are those any good ive had one in my fridge for like a month idk if ill ever drink it
been drinking 3-5 4lokos a night
they started out tasting gross as fuck now they are kind of good
>>24776097
still better than Steel Reserve, that shit is like vomit mixed with diabetic hobo piss
but in general, for getting drunk on a very low budget, wine is best. it's stronger than beer, but doesn't taste like rubbing alcohol as cheap vodka does
>>24776251
>>24776251
its not though my brotha
Drank a ton of vodka and a little water Mellon schnapps
Shieeeet
I HAVE RETURNED!1!1ONE!!
fuck i wish i lived in NYC where shit is apparently open 24/7/365 and literally downstairs.
>>24776251
well 40's are the choice of hobos, and i think they would've crowdsourced the cheapest way to get drunk by now.
just saiyan
I wish there was a drunken group chat
>>24771857
You can get a 4 pack here in alabama for 3 bucks.
>>24772321
to be perfectly honest with you family if you don't get it by now you're a faggot double nigger to be honest.
>>24776594
>Whats your skype my man
>>24776594
just post your existential questions here, m8.
we will give you the (drunken) answers to the deepest secrets of the universe.
>>24776642
okay brb off to le reddit's 'out of the loop' subreddit. heheheheheheheh
they have a mix'n'match shit so i got one of these.
tastes like the usual budweiser-miller-dogshit-beer taste. regretting it hard... but drunk enough that the taste doesn't bother me that much.
>>24776560
the cheapest way (in CA anyway) is cheap vodka, but like I said that shit is vile
>>24777135
god this reminds me of kegstands and red cups in college...
>inbefore 'get out normie reeeeeeeee'
Let's get a skype going. Add me.
Synny76
>>24777357
HOW bout something that can be done in-browser? i don't want to download microsoft's shitware onto my comp.
>>24776753
Not the same as stuff happening in the moment
>>24777428
Come on man, 2 other people in there already. It's like 20mb.
>>24777534
text, mic or cam?
>>24777609
mic,
i'm in a multiplayer gayme at the moment.
fucking ms shills shilling skype. jewlords.
>>24777428
Are you running Linux or something u already have there software
>>24778009
no i don't use that richard stallmen's feet-eating jewlord freetard opensores shit
>>24778009
go suck off rms's toe food you faggot
I showed up drunk to a job interview today and got the job. I also got drug tested which i thought was cool since alcohol is legal but i guess those test also detect alcohol up to 12 hours after use... I was drinking in the parking lot, all morning, and the night before, and all day erry day for two or four years straight. What are the chances i still get the job robots. I need this?
>>24778310
hahaha. you are fucked brah
>>24778310
some job drugtests are really shitty... you might have a chance.
i just ate some 'tai pei' general tso's chicken.
was pretty good.
>>24778310
Say you drank the night before?
They can't be pissed at you for that.
>>24771857
The yellow steel reserves are better Op. I think they're pineapple. I used to drink them almost everyday
>>24771857
I love these. My night manager gives me shit though.
>Anon, that isn't real beer.
>I just wanted booze
>Try my shit flavored normie brand
>I'm good, I like the taste it has
>Whatever man
Overall not a bad manager, just polar opposites really. Lucky for me neither of us are really confrontational.
anyone had steel reserve gold yet? betting it tastes like super piss. 14%
Is Steele Reserve THE Robot Booze?
