Who else here /nightmare mode/
>start life
>pick hardest difficulty on accident
>its too hard and I just want to die and start over
>>24771261
Play it till finish so you get the experience of playing on hard, and next time you are back, you rock this game because you got good at it
>>24771261
>finish
>unlock true end
Get the drake sword makes life way easier senpai
help, how did i get here
am not good with 3-dimensional simulators
>You can skip to the credits with the pull of a trigger, right or left
>>24771286
>you got good at it
>>24771261
>pick hardest difficulty on accident
Elaborate.
>inb4 not white
what can i say senpai?
you shouldn't have abused the Jeigan (ie, your mom) when you were younger. shoulda fended for yourself more
Every now and then I genuinely hope theres another life or something like reincarnation. I know when you die you're probably just dead thats it, its all ogre, the universe continues but deep down I want to believe in continous life such as The Egg story or maybe something greater. Honestly if you actually think about it, as in space and the universe etc.. there must be a reason for all of this.
>>24771463
If there isn't another life then you won't be alive to care about it
It's a win-win
>>24771429
Fat, ugly, bald, mentally retarded, poor as fuck parents, live I'm the middle of the woods, gyno, chronic fatigue with levels that surpass cancer survivors
>manlet
>4/10 on my best days
>poor family
>small dick
>terrible health
>terrible hearing and fading eyesight
>social anxiety
>balding
Who /impossible difficulty/ here.
I guess in previous run I was a genius handsome billionaire who ruled the world, so my soul decided "fuck that casual shit"
How do I fight mobs thieves are breakiwwwwwwwwwaaaasasadasdwwadwaasdassssswww
>>24771261
I know some cheatcodes that make the game a bit easier. Go to your drug_dealer_console and type "heroin."
>>24771739
>>24771739
Yeah being broke and even more useless won't help its bad enough I have to smoke pot all day
>Objective: Procreate and Pass on Your Genes
>>24771907
>Side objective: Find a job
>>24771463
>Honestly if you actually think about it, as in space and the universe etc.. there must be a reason for all of this.
Why?
Doesn't follow in the least.
>>24771514
Except you wasted your one and only chance at existence
>b-but you won't care!
not dead yet nigger, you care now, you'll for the rest of your life
>>24771907
Its pretty creepy and crimgy how you guys view sex
>>24772096
know what else is creepy and crimgy?your roastie.
>>24771542
It it makes you feel better, I have an above average sized dick, and it hasn't made a bit of difference.
>>24772040
>Doesn't follow in the least.
Actually most people would agree that it does, it's pretty instinctual to think that way. Only autistic atheists really object to that line of thinking.
>>24772096
>crimgy
the fuck?
>>24772285
>autistic
>90%+ scientists are atheists who make extreme advances every day
>>24772285
most people are retards.
the size and scope of the universe would, if anything, suggest the opposite, that it's all just happenstance and chance. if the Earth were everything then THAT would suggest there's a purpose as then we'd be special.
>>24772096
Sex is quite easy
>>24772096
if I were to argue that life has a point, I would say that it is to procreate
>>24771527
>fat
Work out.
>ugly
You're probably not nearly as ugly as you think you are, and even if you are most of it could be fixed with the above.
>bald
Literally no decent man or woman cares, it's a mark of maturity, which is a good thing.
>mentally retarded
Retards have managed to become president, what's stopping you?
>poor as fuck parents, live in the middle of the woods
Make money, move out. Can you drive? Then nothing's stopping you.
>chronic fatigue
See point 1, also unfuck your diet.
>>24772096
it's creepy and cringey to view sex for it's purpose?
okie dokie.
>>24772395
What? First off, 90% of scientists aren't atheists. 2nd, scientists don't make extreme advances every day. 3rd, even if 1 or 2 were true, they could still be autistic.
Could you be more wrong?
>>24772402
As far as we know earth is everything in terms of life.
Also reddit is that way
www.reddit.com
>>24772414
>implying it isn't to ascend humanity and become one with all matter
Imaoing at your life
>>24772519
nigger, pls.
as far as we know life is just complicated chemistry, literally no reason to believe earth is special, and certainly nothing to suggest that "there must be a reason for all of this"
Is being a passable tranny harder or easier than man mode?
>>24772744
Well its harder than being an attractive male
>>2477245
i have all of this and stage 4 melanoma expected to die in less than 6 months
how do i fix that
>>24772723
What the hell is going on in this gif? Why are they doing that to that cat?
>>24772778
Enjoy your death
Congrats ffam
>>24772810
Miltary weapon testing on zero gravity cats
Can you imagine how many scratches that can give
>>24771323
:'(
(content filler, fuck you robot.)
>>24771527
see a physician. Get your steroid/thyroid levels sorted out. working out can help.
It doesn't have to be this bad, but you owe it to yourself to do it better if you're not punching out yet.
>>24772810
Cats always land on their feet when they fall because they're able to rotate their body mid-air and orientate towards the direction of gravitational acceleration.
These "scientists" are testing to see if the cat can orientate itself in a weightless environment and still "land" on its feet. The conclusion, which can be seen by the fact that it slams head-first into the wall, is 'no.'
>>24772810
space madness
>>24772554
>hippie fucking dipshit
>>24772812
thinking of just shooting myself
might do tha npw by r9k
>>24773019
NO
You can ask a doctor for any drug you want. I'm anxious about death xanax. I'm not hungry. Weed. I'm in pain boom pain killers. My throat hurts and I keep coughing then you get lean. You can at least live like a rock star
>>24773019
Shoot me first I keep pussying out
>>24771374
>there are no credits because god isn't real
>>24771463
I do believe that we are created by God and that there is a purpose in this life. If you look at even our human body or just take the a birds lungs, it would all indicate that we are DESIGNED and not an accident. Even on a cellular level, and looking to the purpose of DNA and RNA, evidence for DESIGN.
I disagree with the other anons that replied to you, because although they were telling you what they believe, it is a message that just ends in causing harm to our psyche.
We live in an absolutely epic world. And saying that there is no meaning just because we are accidents devalues the true greatness of everything around us anon. We have the opportunity to live out a great and exciting life through living with honor and care. And believe that IF there is a creator, that
he would want us to live life recognizing this. That our lives are special.
There is good and there is evil anon. We can see it in the people around us. There is a true battle in this world like something out a fiction novel--driven by people who stand for darkness or for good. Don't lose hope in your own life. We're all very young yet living in the most exciting times to be alive, where we are more capable of doing anything than anyone who ever was alive before us.
Give having a friendship with Jesus a chance.
It is a crazy proposition to even theorize that the creator of the universe would want to know you, but I do believe it is true. Everything in the universe would seem to indicate design. Just watch out for what some of the common misconceptions about God are; we don't have to live our lives perfectly, because of what Jesus did, he became the filter for anything evil in us, so if we accept that we can stand with God who is the opposite of the darkness and evil.
>>24773777
Do you really think anyone is going to read all that shit?
>>24773777
>Actually believing in intelligent design
Retard alert. You make all Christians look stupid, read some Aquinas you pleb.
>>24773777
You'd think that a fight involving the omnipotent creator of the universe would be over quickly.
>>24773777
>And believe that IF there is a creator, that
>he would want us to live life recognizing this
what the hell? did you just take this assumption out of thin air? there is no evidence to indicate this at all. assuming there is a god, there is infinite possibilities for how he would want us to live
honestly your belief in god seems like a coping mechanism to help you deal with the LIKELY reality that we're not special, there is no deeper meaning to life, and there is no one watching over us.
>>24773777
if there is a god, why does he allow us to rot in this living purgatory?
why, if there is an omnipotent being, does he have us suffer so?
if there is a god, and there is an afterlife, this is surely hell
fuck you and your trips breh
>>24771463
Well, I went through my edgy fedora "le god isn't le real science is the only way" phase
I've kinda come around.
Our minds are really nothing but a collection of neural impulses. Everything we think, feel, know, remember; it's all just neurons firing a billion times a second. All told, your brain runs at about forty watts.
Now, according to thermodynamics, energy cannot be created or destroyed, just transferred. So, when we die, that energy that was firing inside of our brain has to go somewhere, right?
Additionally, the "light at the end of the tunnel" people see when they die is real. Just before death, the pineal gland floods the brain with a hallucinogenic chemical called DMT, basically giving you one last trip. No one knows why. I think maybe that's to open the door to someplace else.
I like to believe in reincarnation. Kinda like a long, drawn-out form of rerolling in a "roll for your waifu" thread.
>>24772096
What?
Oh, that's right, women view sex as a way to "explore themselves" and "experience life to the fullest" or something.
>>24774407
I've got a strong feeling reincarnation is real until you live your life right and that scares me to death. I feel like this is earth is a prison and there's something profiting off of all of humanities greed and suffering. Why else would .00000001% of the population control everything and hoard the technology to allow us to only work 10-15 hours a week and end world poverty? I want off this wild ride and I don't want to come back, I just wonder how pure of a life do you have to live to escape this place?
>>24774428
Lmao! You guys describing sex sounds like a blind person trying to describe what they see. Lol holy shit you guys. Its like you have sexual aspergers
>>24774407
That electricity powering the meat computer we call our "brain" isn't magic, my man.
It doesn't somehow transcend the physical when the tenuous connections that hold together the computer's delusions of actually existing (the entire concept of a "you") and which power the meat feeding the computer are broken.
>>24774407
Your right energy doesn't get destroyed it just gets turned into food for maggots or turned into heat when you die. Your soul isn't just gonna be able to maintain it's energy when it holds no physical properties then fly over to some newborn baby and hop in. It's just gonna shut down then turn itself into heat or glucose or someshit
>>24774407
>le mind is le enjury!
shwag meme, brah
by that "logic", burning a book doesn't destroy it cuz 'da carbons iz stills thar!!'
C U C K logic desu senpai