>be me
>male
>big hands, bigger than most people I know with a few exceptions
>hairy as fuck nearly EVERYWHERE in my body
>Spend two days without shaving and there is a beard in progress, been like this ever since 14
>balls are enormous, sit on them all the fucking time, they are always hanging
>protuberant chin
>feet are rather big as well
but
>eazy-e-esque squeaky high pitched voice
>1,67 for life
What kind of alien am I?
>tfw 25 and stuck looking like a perma-child
I'd gladly trade with you, OP.
congrats op you're the missing link between monkey and homosapien
>>24771241
>implying monkeys have high pitched voices and that is not an accent they make
i desperately want to see a pic
>>24771257
I'm short, I'm white, my hands and feet are big and I'm skinny as fuck, the thing is that my balls are gigantic and I'm hairy as fuck, I think you can make that mental image for yourself
>>24771257
>>24771280
oh, and my head is kinda big (but that's cause I'm skinny as hell)
>>24771180
>What kind of alien am I?
Depends. Do you have an adamantium skeleton?
>>24771495
this might be a reference for some shit that I'm not aware of but my bones are good, I ingest a lot of calcium and shit
post a real pic please
You know what would be fucking A OP?
If you found a bunch of guys like you and you all got rippped and strong and muscular as fuck, and then started wearing lumberjack clothes and went to a forest and made dwarf houses and lived there and sort of create a village and use axes to defend against invaders and shit
>>24771712
Kek, I played Skyrim too.
>>24771741
was thinking of dwarf fortress but that works too
