greentext your day, r9k
>shitposted
>watched castle
>drank a cup of tea
>>24770619
>got up
>ate food
>went hunting
>didn't get anything
>go home
>shitpost
>eat dinner
>shitpost some more
>go into this thread
>greentext my day
>wake up, going to be late for work at mcdonalds
>get to train station
>trains cancelled
>have to get bus
>bus ignores me
>get next bus
>1 hour 15 mins late
>fry chips for 8 hours
>get train home
>next train at next station had an incident on board so it has to wait for police and my train is delayed by 40 mins
>man in my seating booth offers me a bag of crisps, I say no, we sit in silence and the journey is awkward
>get home
>walk dog
>drink
>think how I used to read, listen to music, exercise, watch the news, listen to lectures and cook before I worked at mcdonalds
>now I watch TV, drink, surf the net and sleep
>turning into pleb
>lying in bed on phone on r9k
>woke up with bent new shit phone
>shitpost
>debate suicide
>go to gym
>debate suicide
>drink proton shake
>go home
>quietly masturbate
>shitpost
>eat a sandwich
>debate suicide
and now i'm back to shitposting
>>24770619
>woke up
>had some tea
>played with my kitty
>played battlefront
>shitposted for 8 hours
>now im here
>>24771306
You shouldn't kill yourself.
There might not be shitposting in the afterlife.
>>24770619
>woke up
>browsed 4chan for a while
>decided to try and go to the city
>get to train station, get nervous and walk back home
>more 4chan
>umaru
>went to store and bought snacks
>came home
>umaru+snacks
>fapped
>4chan
>now sleep
>slept through most of the day resting from my wagekeking
>went to groceries and got some shitty hotpockets and dried squid with beer
>stuffed myself till felt sick
>all while shitposting
>got up
>went to the deli to get breakfast
>came home and listened to the new Grimes album while eating
>wrote 2 essays for uni
>took a nap
>took online calculus exam
>Ate taco bell
>did laundry and wrote speech for uni speech class
>went on 4chan
>>24770619
>Got up
>Ate breakfast
>took a shower
>went to uncle's birthday
>had Cake
>went home
>listened to music
>Played KF2
>went on /r9k/
>Greentexted my day
>>24770619
>Woke up at 12 with a hangover
>Cuddled with gf for 2 hours
>Talked on the phone with a guy who might get me an internship at an investment bank in trading
>Took gf to tube station
>Worked on long ass report on structural vibrations
>Played dota with mates
>Worked a bit more
>Shitposting on 4chan
>>24771694
>Cuddled with gf for 2 hours
NORMIES, GET OUT!
>got up
>started grinding Neptunia Re;Birth2
>ate a pizza
>took half a litre of vodka, drank by myself
>finished re;birth2, cried on conquest
>now shitposting
>meeting a girl from my class in few hours, while I'm smelly, unshaved and my house is dirty as fuck
kill me already
> ate tendies
>>24771752
>meeting a girl
>kill me already
Isn't seeing a girl reason to feel a little happy?
>woke up
>downloaded some animu to watch
>half-assed studied while it was downloading
>mostly just shitposted while it was downloading
>ate some pizza
>danced around a little bit
>got on 4chan
>>24771788
honestly, I was trying to get over a break-up, and last week I have invited her for some sushi. I did it only to feel a better of myself and try to forget.
Maybe then I saw something interesting in her, but now I just don't feel like she's someone who would fit me.
The purpose of this meeting is to study for class but I feel like she'll be trying something.
I don't feel happy at all. I feel awkward for using a person to make myself feel better.
>woke up
>fapped
>ate cereal
>fapped
>took a dab
>picked up car from dealership
>fapped
>took a dab
>ate some pizza
>procrastinated on studying for finals/final papers
>currently shitposting
this is my life and it is ending one minute at a time
>woke up
>felt sort of hung over
>ate leftover pizza
>shitposted
>played a game of League
>now just keep refreshing different boards over and over again
Why is it that the day after drinking always feels so shitty? Not just because of the hangover, but like everything is just boring and you're more lethargic than usual?
>woke up at 1pm
>stayed in bed until 2pm
> had half a bag of chips for "breakfast"
>waited for a girl, who wanted to come over to wach a movie today, to text me
>went shopping
>waited for the girl to text me
>ate frozen pizza for lunch
>showered
>waited for the girl to text me
>texted with a friend who told me he saw girl with a friend in town
>started cleaning the apartment
>got in minor fight with roommate
>texted the girl to ask when she was coming over
>finished cleaning apaerment
>on 4chan for hours
>watched Raptors lose to Warriors
>get frustrated because girl didn't respond
>eat half a pound of ham while watching House
>currently thinking about the two presentations I have to do this week and I haven't prepared yet
>simultaneously wondering what excuses girl will come up with this time
>probably will watch some more episodes of House before going to bed
>woke up at 5:30 pm
>shitposted on 4chan
>maid brought me tea and sandwiches
>shitposted on 4chan
>took a shower
>beat Uncharted 3: Remastered on Hard
>played U2 on crushing for a bit
>shitposted on 4chan
>ate some food
>shitposted on 4chan
here we are. that was my whole day.
>>24771981
3 times in a day? doesn't that hurt?
>>24772432
not him but are you serious? youve got a weak dick
>>24772432
3x is avg for the most part. 5+ is when i have lost all self control and i think my max is around 10
>>24772525
lol, clearly
>coffee, groceries, SC2
>gym
>pizza, beer, 4chan
this is my 1 day off work.. don't judge me
>>24770619
>just woke up
if anyone doesn't start with this, you're all normies and need to get the fuck out
>woke up
>check email and communications
>fuuuuuuuck laptop has a dead pixel line
>close laptop
>spend rest of the day studying for RHCSA exam
I now need to get my shitposting machine repaired.
>got up at 7
>skipped breakfast
>did some favors for my dad
>dad tells me I'll be a failure in life
>play video games to feel better
>it works and I forget about it
>play games all day basically because I have no life
>dad comes back
>remember what he told me
>I nearly lose it
>almost started crying in a long time
>I haven't cried since I was 5
>be here telling my day
It's not bad I guess also check em
>woke up at 9 with qt date from last night in my bed
>took her home after breakfast
>made beats
>read Chaucer
>went and signed papers to acquire a short-barreled rifle and a variety of suppressors
>came back home
>read some more
>made some more beats
>went to dinner, sat at bar, read some more
>came back home
>started listening to music, drinking, and browsing 4chan
who /masterneet/ here?
>shiposted
>ate a donut
>shiposted some more
>Like 4 faps
>shiposted again
>am now posting this
Yeah, that donut's the only thing I ate today.
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>wake up at 7am for work
>arrive at 8:05am, five minutes late
>no one cares, just get on with it
>besides being colder than satan's balls it's a pretty nice morning
>get home slightly after noon and cook breakfast
>drink a finger of scotch
>watch some Monster
>worry about a Lit-221 essay due monday because i've done exactly nothing to prepare for it
>scratch my balls a lot
>wake up to alarm at 6:30 in the morning on a Saturday
>My life as a unikek has truly reached new levels as I prepare to head off to final exam review sessions.
>drive to university
>sit in lecture hall and watch crazy Iranian professor solve problems for 3 hours
>girl sits beside the guy next to me and is trying to make small talk with him the entire time
>it is clear she is into him, but he is either extremely autistic or just doesn't care because he responds with 1 word answers and doesn't even look at her.
>become envious
>review session ends
>uni is handing out free food for the start of finals
>get this thai soup
>too spicy and don't finish it
>go to the next review session for 2 hours
>next review session starts immediately after
>another 2 hours
>drive home
>eat left over pizza from my parents
>head to my room and start on the last short essay of the year that's due monday
>get about half way through and get bored so head to /r9k/ and post this.
>>24774862
based tbqpfhwyf
>slept until 5PM
>stuffed my face with day old mcdonalds cheeseburgers
>bingewatched shitload of youtube videos of my somewhat famous (well i'm talking about my country) ex girlfriend performing
>cried myself to nap
>woke up again at 11PM
>stuffed my face with fresh big macs
>played FIFA
and here i am
>>24770619
> Woke up on 11 PM
> Break fest
> A cup of tea while browsing internet
> Worked on an app I'm working in
> Ate again
> Now browsing 4chan and it's 4:40 AM
NEET life best life.
>>24775174
>>bingewatched shitload of youtube videos of my somewhat famous (well i'm talking about my country) ex girlfriend performing
L I N K S
I
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K
S
>>24770619
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON?
anyway
>woke up
>binge eat food for 20 mins
>hop on computer
>6 hours later posting this
>>24775382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5X_zpTNyiQ
have it i don't give a fuck anymore
> wake up at 11 am
> don't fap because on day 400 of no fap like a loser
> leave house, spend $200 on magic the gathering cards
> watch hockey games all evening while getting hammered
> go to 4chan because shitposting while hammered is king
>>24775693
>day 400
are you even still human?
>>24774639
how does neet fund SBR and suppressors
>>24774603
>>stayed in bed until 2pm
>> had half a bag of chips for "breakfast"
>>waited for a girl, who wanted to come over to wach a movie today, to text me
>>went shopping
>>waited for the girl to text me
>>ate frozen pizza for lunch
>>showered
>>waited for the girl to text me
>>texted with a friend who told me he saw girl with a friend in town
>>started cleaning the apartment
>>got in minor fight with roommate
>>texted the girl to ask when she was coming over
>>finished cleaning apaerment
whos that semen demon
>>24776218
also why did that greentext get copied automatically
>woke up
>about to sleep
>sad
>my ex who dumped me texted me today
>didnt text her back because she totally fucked me up
>got drunk and shitposted and ate chinese food instead
>started making drum loops
>taking break to eat and shitpost but will probably not go back to drums
>thinking about tfw no gf
>tfw at least not dating cheater anymore
>tfw turning neet though
>tfw no rebound
>tfw unless 4chan counts as rebound
>woke up
>drink hot chocolate
>get hair cut
>come home
>play fallout 4
>listen to music
>play some nationstates
>eat dinner
>browse 4chan
>shower
>browse 4chan in bed while listening to music
And so the cycle repeats
>woke up twice both times anxious as fuck
>went onto computer
>watched Twitch streams and felt like shit
>typed to crush sporadically cause didn't want to be a bother cause of constant anxiety.
>he went to bed and was gonna talk to me till he fell asleep but he assumed I didn't want to after I said "goodnight xoxox" right away.
>I was going to ask if we could talk but I felt I was being too selfish.
>he went to bed
>i've been sitting here crying off and on cause of how tired I am of this anxiety.
>>24775554
My new fap material, ty. Shtokyaa Shtokyaa Shtokyaa Shtokyaa.
What language is this?
>woke up at 9 despite sleeping at 1, felt tired af
>watched the longhorns beat baylor, felt good man
>asked friend if he wanted to play basketball, he said nah
>rode my bike around my neighborhood on a whim, it was refreshing but boring since it was an old route.
>got home, played league with my friends
>now I'm listening to music while feeling >tfw no gf
>also mad at myself for not doing work at all today, so I'm kind of screwed for tomorrow
>did I mention TFW NO FUCKING GF
>got up 3 pm
>ate some food while watching the simpsons
>played gta 4
>jumped onto my pc, jacked off and played starcraft 2 for hours
>ate dinner
>played starcraft a bit more
>here I am
>>24776486
it's croatian
>up at 2am to watch PSX
>guy in a crash shirt, no actual crash game announced or even alluded to.
>go to bed pissed
>get up 4 hours later because sciatica is killing me.
>make shitty breakfast and a stiff turkish coffee
>shitpost and false flag /v/ for a while
>emailing my boss, to grant me leave for travel I have already booked and paid for last year.
>probably won't get any of it, likely have to cancel and eat the costs of the plane tickets.
>JUST
>>24770619
>woke up hungover
>made coffee
>watched college football for a while
>logged onto FF14 and leveled my BRD
>watched more college football
>at a based steak dinner my dad cooked
>played more FF14 while watching the Big Ten Title game
>started drinking copious amounts of boxed wine
>currently queued up trying to level my BRD some more
>thinking about making this Red Baron frozen pizza
>greentexting my day now
>>24771306
Death feels so attractive sometimes it's almost funny
>>24772525
How do I strengthen my dick tho
>>24771986
I feel this so hard. If you have depression or anxiety, drinking a lot at any point is a pretty bad idea. UNLESS you need it to build up the courage to do something you would never otherwise do. But that's truly rare that it works.
>>24770619
>thought about killing myself
>watched castle
>decided to kill myself
> wake up at 5 pm
> eat dinner
> sit on a chair 4 hours and wait for work
> get home and browser 4chan for 5 hours
Gonna wake up later today feeling shit that I've missed out on some daylight, this shit makes me depressed. I feel like I have no control of my life and like I'm leading a path of self destruction.
>>24770619
>Woke up at 1pm
>Fucked around on internet for 2 hours
>Helped friend move some stuff into the house
>Showered at 4pm
>Hung around the house with some people
>Ordered food at 5pm
>Ate food, watched college football for like 6 hours with a couple of friends
>Alone now, drinking heavily, posting on frog forums and playing SSBM while listening to weeb music
>Avoided studying all day because I don't care and hate my program
>wake up
>dress up in $600 tuxedo
>party with other high-class literature loving perfectionists
>drinks all around, on me
>enter gorgeous female
>ohshit.jpeg
>smooth moves from me
>take her to my mansion
>read Shakespeare
>fondling occurs as we get to Romeo & Juliet sex scene
>about to get down and dirty with a beautiful highly intelligent alpha female
>wake up
>dress up in $600 tuxedo
>>24770619
>woke up at 10:40, wanted to sleep in till around 12 or 12:30
>Couldn't fall back asleep, basically just laid in bed for an hour.
>get out of bed, jerk off with a sharpie in my ass
>get dressed
>Go outside and have a cigarette
>Go back inside, smoke a bowl
>drive to dad's house
>chill with dad, eat a sandwich and set up his christmas tree
> get pizza and see the new hunger games movie because there's nothing else out and we already saw the first 3 cause of my sister
>go back home, listen to music outside on the porch
>go back inside, have TV on while I browse 4chan on my phone
>also been texting this girl I'm going absolutely nowhere with but that's been going on for a while
>will probably go to bed in an hour and a half, watch ASMR videos for a while
>fall asleep around 3AM
>wake up
>dehydrated
>go back to sleep because depressed
>sleep in until I have to leave for work
>eat bagel
>go to work
>cry in car
>work, chatting online with people to troubleshoot
>work is crazy, so many idiots today
>keeps my mind off things
>drink two redbulls
>shift ends, go home
>cry a little
>cuddle with dogs, surf 4chan
>take 2 hydrocodone, eat another bagel with it so I don't puke
>still surfing 4chan because it distracts me
