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ITT: We trigger other robots
link vid senpai
>>24768590
All you have to do to get a gf is get a gf.
>>24768609
Sorry, pham. Don't have source.
>I <3 neerrrdz ;p
>"woman can be robots too"
>>24769172
this pisses me off so much
seeing girls here talking about their "problems" holy fuck
>>24768609
https://youtu.be/vdb4XGVTHkE
around 28 mins
Where were you when you decided you had enough?
>>24769631
Definitely not the dinner table for this one.
>>24769631
I hated most people and didn't even bother socializing since I was 14, now I am 24
>>24768590
surely she jests
It's saturday and pissdrunk and i can't care
ahahahah
>>24769631
wow she is so disgusting why would someone hit on her
>>24769744
Because women have life on easy mode
>>24769744
>>24769757
She's probably lying, though.
>>24768754
the dude appreciates the gesture but isn't interested
This one is a classic.
Fucking brutal, though.
Disliking anime doesn't make me a normie. It makes me a robot with good taste. People whose favorite media is mostly or dare I say all anime usually have poor perspective and horrid taste in general. The vast majority of anime is objectively bad, and if you think taste is subjective then you're one of those people that introduce subjectivity into everything to excuse how awful their taste is.
>>24769908
Holy shit is that larkin love? I did dick+hand to that?
>>24769744
>>24769783
Because this>>24769757
If you look at her profile picture she's actually easy on the eyes because of that mask she's wearing.
Even if you settles for a fat wheelchair bound gf, you still wouldn't be safe from her wanting other dicks.
>>24769922
It's the 80-20 rule. 80% of anything is shit.
>>24769990
So many women are fake yet they demand top tier men and they'll get them too because so many men are thirsty as fuck.
How much you want to bet she broke her legs herself?
>>24769990
>>24770088
my life's been a lie
>>24769876
Holy mother of fuck...
And people wonder why school shootings happen.
>>24770088
I like her breasts so much.
Easy modo
Even a female potato has a better chance at love than you do. Let that sink in.
It's the best he can do in today's dating economy.
>>24770188
>hot guys
>dindu
>ugly ass balding motherfucker
I stay untriggered.
>>24770294
I mean the guy's not particularly good looking, but then again he isn't fucking repulsive where I have to look away.
I like how the comments in other pics practically state that she's fucking hideous and what a "great guy" he is for dating her.
>>24769593
the girl after the one at 28 minutes is partially correct in the shit she says after OP's captions, and the girl after that one says that she hates woman because they plead incompetence; that they should be able to do things for themselves since they're at least somewhat capable of doing such, but then goes on to say thay woman are discriminated against. like somehow being able to do something or having the choice not to do something for oneself is in some way, a descrimination.
>>24770188
>>24770237
>>24770294
jesus christ what the hell is wrong with humanity?
>>24768590
>now excuse me while i drive my car my husband paid for back to my house my husband paid for while wearing these clothes and cosmetics my husband paid for
>>24770294
>Be diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome
>Not Chris-Chan tier was just into trains as a kid and don't make eye contact much that's it
>Therapist suggests I join disabled dating group
>Go there, it's all potatoes
>Deformed drooling women in wheelchairs is the best that society will offer me just because I think a little differently
>>24770826
>oh and did i mention being a stay at home mom is the hardest job in the world?
I've known men that were beta/manlet/scrawny that still had no problems getting sex and they were big into anime and video games. It's really just a matter of putting yourself out there and getting lucky, like fishing. You just gotta know what kind of bait to use
But women complaining about shit like >>24770826
is fucking retarded
>>24769631
I can see why someone would want to hit her
Beat the cunt into a cuntpulp
>>24769631
I'm not even mad, that pic is funny
looks like she's having an spasm
>>24770029
sigh. there is no god...
I have no reeeeeees left
>>24769990
>tfw most of these women could look cute naturally if only they washed their fucking faces, but they prefer to lay thick chemical wasteland make-up instead
This is a part that pisses me off the most. My skin is smooth without a single wrinkle because I actually value my hygiene and diet, but I'm still ugly as shit.
>>24770826
>compares childbirth to getting killed
>compares rape to the holocaust
>"men have it so easy im gonna cut their balls off"
there is a reason why pocket pussy sells hot
>>24769990
2nd one down on the left side is hotter without the phony shit.
2nd one down on the right side is still very ugly with the phony shit.
>>24768947
i REEEEE'd
>>24769922
This is all true.
>>24769990
All of these girls are qts without make up (except that elf bitch with no eyebrows).
I fucking hate that fake smooth doll look they try to do
>>24770129
>jewish
wouldnt touch with a ten foot pole
>>24770088
Her natural breasts are still good tho
>>24769876
i want to kill myself now
>>24771953
as opposed to not?
normie get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>24769876
fake and gay. fake and gay this time originally
>>24768947
That "nerd" is definitely a chad
>>24772766
Nah, he's definitely the average robot
>>24772693
lol and I've considered writing
that i wanna kill myself anyway
>>24772766
that guy is a comedian, from some tv shows.
>>24769876
where is the archive for this?
>>24769990
But the blue hair and bottom left are qtier without, the rest of those roasties should end it all
>>24770237
Downies lie about this kind of shit all the time
The guy on the left was clearly doing a sympathy date so he could crush puss later
>>24771529
Are you fucking kidding me? They're 3/10 at most. Make up adds 5 points to that.
>>24773261
Then why was she kissing the guy?
>>24773131
Top right is cute as fuck though
>>24773293
Sympathy kiss
He goes out on a date/prom/homecoming with the downie girl, then all the chicks will be all over him
Its not a real date and the kiss means nothing
>>24772756
That particular story may be false but dont you fucking doubt that kind of shit happens every day. Desperate women are throbbing cunts
>>24773292
I'm not changing my opinion. They're all 6/10 at least with no make-up.
>>24773293
because she has downsyndrome
>>24772766
Adam Scott is a great guy man. party down all day
Friendly reminder that if you haven't managed to reproduce, your genetic material is literally less valuable than this woman's.
5th comment
#greatguy
How's your Tuesday going?
>>24770129
>brokencripple
>tfw women get paid .75 on the dollar
>>24773823
>fucking female zoidberg can get some dick but you cant
JUST
>>24769876
dubs if this is actually real
>>24773937
that number is gotten from comparing the mean wage of men and the mean age of women without taking into consideration experience, education level, hours worked, occupation, etc.
>>24773937
>BoilerMakers
Is this The Manliest of Man jobs?
>>24774163
>tfw your father was a boilermaker
>tfw you just work in a fucking golf ball factory
Please kill me.
>>24774198
That sounds comfy, Anon. I wish I worked where you do.
>>24774163
almost all of those jobs are manly as fuck and guaranteed to put some serious muscle on you
>>24774163
>tfw mechanic
>only work with men
>no homo
>>24770188
>willingly corrupting your genepool
What a time we live in.
>>24770129
Her legs look infected as all hell
Hey robots, I'm a normie woman and I come on /r9k/ all the time! I love it here!
>>24769631
How do you dodge their fist with your eyes rolled back like that?
>>24773261
>on the left
Pretty sure you're the potato
>>24769990
and they all used to say that the cake was a lie
>>24773261
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3278557/Down-syndrome-model-Madeline-Stuart-stars-Sunshine-Coast-Fashion-Festival-sharing-romantic-snaps-boyfriend.html
pretty sure it's for real
>>24770861
i think the autistic girl from this clip is moderately qt: http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2015/s4317763.htm
she's into furbies and trains
(skip to 2:40 or so)
>>24770294
I looked the guy up on Instagram because I had to see it to believe it, holy fuck this actually exists...
